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Last updated on August 6th, 2017 at 03:07 pm

We’re all gonna die, according to a global headline consensus:

• The AustralianIt’s almost certain: humans caused planet to heat up

• Canada’s Lompoc RecordGlobal Warming Man-Made, Will Continue

• Fox News: U.N. Report: Global Warming Man-Made, Basically Unstoppable

• The Sydney Morning Herald:  World wakes to climate calamity

• The Boston GlobeMan-made climate change will continue

• The GuardianWorld’s sea levels rising at accelerating rate

• Bloomberg: Bush Administration Says Human Climate Role No Longer Debatable

• The San Francisco ChronicleWarming ‘Likely’ Man-Made, Unstoppable

• The UK Daily TelegraphMan ‘responsible for global warming’

• icEaling: Climate change debate ‘now over’

•  Reuters: Mankind to blame for global warming say scientists

• The Melbourne AgeThe science is clear: people cause climate change

Oddly, despite the UN’s overwhelming evidence of human-caused warmening, not a single media company has announced an immediate closure. Don’t they believe the UN? Two more headlines:

• Wisconsin’s Journal TimesGlobal warming is man made

And the next item from the same paper:

• Extreme cold weather this weekend

UPDATE. To the list of things caused by global warming, add … hedgehog baldness!

(Via Stuart G.)

UPDATE II. Tim “Buick refrigerator” Flannery pushes the numbers:

The respected scientist said the UN’s prediction of a three degree Celsius temperature rise was conservative and in fact could be double that figure resulting in “truly catastrophic” conditions for all life on earth.

Posted by Tim B. on 02/02/2007 at 12:20 PM
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