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Last updated on August 5th, 2017 at 04:08 pm

It’s May Day moonbat madness in Union Square, featuring Super Turnbuckle Justice Man:

And the Great Jebus W. Bushlerburton Smiter:

Via Little Green Footballs. Also via LGF: Truthers in Trucking Turmoil!:

1. Hey Tim Tam

   Don’t you dare woof at Super Turnbuckle Justice Man!

   He is one of my best customers at my flagship Che Burger stand on the Square.  Always the “supersize me” combo plate.
   I’m trying to make a buck here, if you please.

   Posted by yojimbo on 2007 05 02 at 12:32 PM • permalink

1. Oh, you poor dumb sheeple! Who cares about one measly truck? The real coverup affects the whole galaxy.

   </sarcasm>

   It’s great that someone can get a laugh out of the Truthers, one of the saddest phenomena of the last five years.

   Posted by Chris Chittleborough on 2007 05 02 at 01:15 PM • permalink

1. Definitely “Home Star Runner” fans dressing up like Strong Bad!!

   Posted by deblucar on 2007 05 02 at 01:24 PM • permalink

1. That 429Truth thread at Fark.com was one of the better ones in some time.

   My personal favorite:

   labman 2007-04-30 12:09:35 PM

   Mordant: I’ve always been amazed at how few differences there are between a highway overpass and two 110 story buildings.

   No kidding. Without the weight of those 100+ floors on them, I’m surprised the roadbed didn’t just float away after the metal holding it down was melted.

   LOL! Great shot!

   Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 05 02 at 02:33 PM • permalink

1. Check out the truth about scissors and rock, too.  Something besides rock is clearly going on.

   Posted by rhhardin on 2007 05 02 at 02:57 PM • permalink

1. More details and explorations of the conspiracies involved can be followed here.

   The truth is there to be found …

   Cheers

   Posted by J.M. Heinrichs on 2007 05 02 at 03:00 PM • permalink

1. You’ve got to add the link to 429truth.com, Tim.

   Posted by Villeurbanne on 2007 05 02 at 03:19 PM • permalink

1. Darned moonbats are getting lazier all the time.  How much effort does it take to cut holes in a tea cozy and wear it on your head?  In my day, people painted signs and made paper mache puppets!  They threw red paint on sheets and wore that!  They rode bicycles naked!  Modern moonbattery is a disgrace.

   Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 05 02 at 03:58 PM • permalink

1. About the truck incineration on the Highway – it wasn’t a real truck. It obviously had a fuel tank strapped to it’s flat bed.

   Conspiracy, conspiracy, conspiracy.

   Posted by kae on 2007 05 02 at 05:46 PM • permalink

1. RE: The masked ones…

   1. they look pretty silly.

   2. what are they planning to do that they hide their identities?

   Posted by kae on 2007 05 02 at 05:47 PM • permalink

1. Professor Chaos!

   Posted by Zoidberg on 2007 05 02 at 06:34 PM • permalink

1. Hereby proving a new law: that the silliness of protester garb is directly proportional to the silliness of the cause they espouse.

   Posted by Tungsten Monk on 2007 05 02 at 06:48 PM • permalink

1. I thought of Butters too. Where is General Disarray?

   Posted by Latino on 2007 05 02 at 07:50 PM • permalink

1. How irrelevant you are, bloghead.

   Posted by Miranda Divide on 2007 05 02 at 08:03 PM • permalink

1. Oh ho!  Tim use the word “moonbat” in a truther post, and Miranda pops in.

   Coincidence?  I think not.

   Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 05 02 at 08:12 PM • permalink

1. Heavens, it’s not even little lunch time, and the seagull is flapping around.

   Really biting comments, seagull. Make us think about what your point is…
   er, what IS your point?

   Posted by kae on 2007 05 02 at 08:14 PM • permalink

1. WWE meets WWF. Should be an interesting grudge match!

   Posted by AlburyShifton on 2007 05 02 at 08:44 PM • permalink

1. Has anyone else noticed that Miranda’s barbs are becoming decidedly feeble? How sad… a once notorious troll is a mere shadow of its former self.

   ::plays mournful dirge::

   Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 05 02 at 09:52 PM • permalink

1. Once again, we’re in agreement, SN.  Miranda, darling, you’re but a pale ghost of your former self.  What’s wrong?  Tired of losing?

   Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 05 02 at 10:39 PM • permalink

1. Would your Tim B’s friend Brian wear this to the next dinner party?

   Posted by 1.618 on 2007 05 02 at 10:41 PM • permalink

1. No matter how irrelevant you are, it’s best not to feed the troll, remember?

   Posted by Miranda Divide on 2007 05 03 at 02:11 AM • permalink

1. What’s wrong?

   Kickbacks from the UN must be late again.

   Posted by PW on 2007 05 03 at 02:22 AM • permalink

1. #21 – If only your mother had taken that advice.

   Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 05 03 at 03:24 AM • permalink

1. #23 LOL, harsh but fair, IT.

   Posted by flying pigs over mecca on 2007 05 03 at 04:11 AM • permalink

1. Look closely at pic 1. That’s not StrongBad, that’s some dude dressed as a fricking CAT. I mean, come on, WTF? FFS this noob needs to be pwned.

   /uber l33t hAx0r sp3ak

   Posted by CB on 2007 05 03 at 06:57 AM • permalink

1. I was shattered to find out that “Misterrrrrrrrrrrrr Kennedyyyyy…Kennedy!” did not really hail from Green Bay Wisconsin, but Minnesota. What will I do if it emerges that The Undertaker is not REALLY from Death Valley??

   Posted by AlburyShifton on 2007 05 03 at 07:00 AM • permalink

1. AlburyShifton,

   I thought he harked from Tombstone, Arizona.

   Posted by wronwright on 2007 05 03 at 08:41 AM • permalink

1. It’s illegal to wear a mask in public in New York City. It’s one of our more sensible laws, considering the number of wackos in this town. I’ll bet those guys would have had fun down at central booking if the cops had bothered with them. The holding cells contain dozens of clients sometimes, most of them not there for wearing masks.

   Posted by chuck on 2007 05 03 at 02:27 PM • permalink

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