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An NPR broadcast from September 2014, as imagined by some Daily Kos muppet:
Former President George W. Bush began serving consecutive life sentences today for High Treason in connection convictions for creating a false casus beli for War with Iraq. He was sentenced to Life plus 100 years. He is also serving a life term for warrantless wiretapping.
The “plus 100 years” is a nice touch; apparently future judges assume an afterlife.
President Jon Stewart today said, “It’s a little sad really. I owe him a lot. I mean, basically he launched my career.” Vice President Colbert was unavailable while vacationing in France visiting relatives and stopping by the new UN Headquarters in London on the way back from his rest. In a prepared statement, the Vice President said, “We are all sad and shamed at what George W Bush wrought upon this great nation. Perhaps this will be the new beginning America needs.”
And so on and on, until … well, your sides won’t exactly split with laughter. In fact, any pre-existing side-located wounds will most likely heal closed. Further highlights:
• Dick Cheney waterboarded following his conviction in a “secret military tribunal”;
• Michael J. Fox competes in a marathon following successful stem cell therapy;
• Former Bush officials sentenced to harvest stem cells in the former Huntsville Penitentiary;
• Rush Limbaugh and Bill O’Reilly convicted for “propaganda”, stripped of their citizenship, and sentenced to life imprisonment;
• Mona Charen “eaten by some wild animal” after escaping prison;
• “Ann Coulter, Michelle Malagang and Judith Miller” denied parole and ordered not to “speak in public or publish for the rest of their lives”;
• Chelsea Clinton appointed National Health Care Director, in which role she will “administer the application of free medicine to Americans”;
• An Ohio student wins one million dollars for showing “evolutionary changes in house flies in two generations”;
• “Election experts predict massive Congressional wins for the Progressive Party that is expected to hold 200 seats. Democrats will likely hold onto 20 of the remaining 38 seats and Independants will hold the rest. Under the National Restoration Freedom Act, Republicans will not be allowed to fly, vote or run for office until 2030”;
• Markos Moulitsas is a billionaire;
• Palestine becomes a nation in 2009, and;
• Terrorism declines for the sixth consecutive year.
- Wait, an actor is president?Posted by bobpence on 2006 11 02 at 10:20 AM • permalink
- The one thing that strikes me as realistic in all this, is the idea that if the Left seizes control, they will throw all those who disagree with them in prison. While cherishing free speech, of course.
On the other hand, the idea of the UN being kicked out of the States did bring a joyful tear to my eye…
• Rush Limbaugh and Bill O’Reilly convicted for “propaganda”, stripped of their citizenship, and sentenced to life imprisonment;
[snip]• “Ann Coulter, Michelle Malagang and Judith Miller” denied parole and ordered not to “speak in public or publish for the rest of their lives”;
This must be the new version of “Speaking Truth To Power”…..or maybe the 1st Amendment was amended.
Meh. This is the dream of a fascist. Why am I not surprised?
Oh, and the only way Kos becomes a billionaire is to inherit. He must have really sucked up to George Soros.
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 11 02 at 10:34 AM • permalink
- It’s interesting that they imagine President Bush to be guilty of “High Treason.” That’s a British crime from the olde days, loosely defined as doing anything to piss off the King (or Queen). The abuses of High Treason led to Treason being the only crime to be defined, narrowly:
Section 3. Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying war against them, or in adhering to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort. No person shall be convicted of treason unless on the testimony of two witnesses to the same overt act, or on confession in open court.
It appears now that High Treason is doing anything to piss off the Kos Kids.
Me?
Guilty, m’lud.
Chelsea Clinton appointed National Health Care Director, in which role she will “administer the application of free medicine to Americans”;
At least, those who don’t “commit propaganda”. In fact, only those who get their science the old-fashioned way: from high school science projects.
Under the National Restoration Freedom Act, Republicans will not be allowed to fly, vote or run for office until 2030”
Wow. The double-speak and fascism in that line is unbelievable.
Posted by Rob Crawford on 2006 11 02 at 10:40 AM • permalink
- Oh, and I have to wonder: while Chelsea is “administering free health care”, who’s actually doing the work? You know, who’s drawing the blood, running the tests, making the diagnoses?
Who’s gonna pay those people?
What if they don’t want to work for government wages? Or if they’d rather work on their own?
Or is the medical profession simply to be enslaved?
Posted by Rob Crawford on 2006 11 02 at 10:42 AM • permalink
- Compare and contrast the totalitarian wet dream of the Kos stooge with the genuinely funny and pithy fantasy story written by C.L. up there (comment #2). The Left’s lack of humor is an indication of its underlying incapacity for understanding human nature, and a portent of the inhumane form of society it wishes to inflict on the rest of us. To paraphrase Mencken, my last act as I mount the steps to the gallows will be to deliver a horselaugh in the direction of these nouveau bolshevists.
- As other commenters have noticed too is that this dream tells us about the real Left and how it is totalitarian to the core: the complete criminalization of dissent. Anyone who has attended a university can testify to the fact that it is impossible to disagree with the left about any issue that they hold dear without being labeled misinformed, stupid, evil or stupid and evil. And if you refuse to concede and vigorously argue your points with them—well hell hath no fury. The idea that they could be wrong is one that is so alien to them that it is incomprehensible.Posted by Mark Razak on 2006 11 02 at 10:51 AM • permalink
- I think the most telling quote is “Michelle Malagang”, yessir if you want to see a “progressive” explode into a fit of racist hysteria you only gotta utter the words “Michelle” and “Malkin” and just sit back and listen to the torrent of racial and misogynistic filth that will issue forth.
Apparently it’s perfectly acceptable for Senator Rodham to call herself by her husband’s name but Mrs Malkin is sneered at for doing so, they’re a strange breed them moonies.
Posted by Harry Flashman on 2006 11 02 at 10:53 AM • permalink
- I counted a dozen violations of the Constitution and I only got half way through it.
The word fascism has lost much of its meaning nowadays, and is frequently used by the Left to malign anyone they disagree with. I am going to use the word in its original sense.
This document is a fascist manifesto. Based on a small sample (only 15 comments) nobody over there disagrees with it. Either I don’t have a sense of humor or they don’t.
Apparently it’s perfectly acceptable for Senator Rodham to call herself by her husband’s name but Mrs Malkin is sneered at for doing so, they’re a strange breed them moonies.
Their anger at MM stems from her being ethnic; that’s why they focus on her name. Let’s not even get into the “jokes”.
Posted by Rob Crawford on 2006 11 02 at 10:56 AM • permalink
- Next time I see some card-carrying member of the Nutroots complaining about being Dixie Chicked, I’ll remember that in KOStopia opposition political speech is criminalized and that membership in the opposition political party results in the loss of your civil liberties.
No wonder they love Chavezistan so much.
Posted by Bruce Rheinstein on 2006 11 02 at 11:02 AM • permalink
- Rob Crawford,
The fact that she’s as cute as a button may also be a problem for them, hey they’ve got Streisand and Hillary and we’ve got Ann and Michelle it must drive them nuts!
Posted by Harry Flashman on 2006 11 02 at 11:11 AM • permalink
- Mark Razak at #13 has pretty much summed it up. Not only is the modern Left fascist and totalitarian, they actually take pride in having “progressed” to that level. I’m completely unable to fathom how one arrives at that kind of outlook. I bet the author and every single one of the people who commented favorably on that piece of dreck see themselves as staunch anti-fascists, too.
I generally frown when commenters here use the term “subhuman filth” to describe this or that group of people, but I’ll make an exception in this case: The writer of that manifesto is subhuman filth. And so are all who agree with it.
- That’s pretty darn funny. I wonder if they got their computers sticky while typing that up.
It’s also pretty typically amusing how totalitarian their fantasies are, everybody who disagrees with them is in jail and the GOP is outlawed. You know, because Bush is a dictator and jails people who don’t agree with him.
First they came for the neo-cons….
- The tags at the bottom of this screed? “News, Humor” And it’s neither.Posted by Not My Problem on 2006 11 02 at 11:24 AM • permalink
- Ouch! They ought to be more careful with squirting bodily fluids all over their keyboards like that. Such irresponsible acts put them at risk of electrocution. And even with their Progressive worldview, I should think it would still be a bit embarrassing to be found burnt to a crisp at the computer, their jackboots up on either side of the monitor and their jodphurs down around their ankles. I mean, how to explain it to mom?
Boy, there’s nothing like reading the typical dewy fantasies of so-called “Progressives” first thing in the morning. It’s interesting, though, how they always seem to include some kind of re-education camp, scientific experimentation on those they’ve imprisoned, or the stripping away of basic rights from people who have the temerity to disagree with them.
But ya know, with a little extra government funding, I bet they’ll be able to put on some really spectacular torchlight rallies!
- Sounds plausible. What will happen to all the left-wing dhimmis?Posted by Rittenhouse on 2006 11 02 at 11:32 AM • permalink
- #13 Mark Razak
The idea that they could be wrong is one that is so alien to them that it is incomprehensible.The idea that they can, fair and square, lose an election, is also alien. They win, or they were cheated. Watch next week. Anywhere that they don’t perform up to their (inflated) expectations and they’ll be calling for “the law” to arrest their heinous, unprincipled opponents.
Democrats don’t lose elections, they get gazumped!
Posted by rampisadmukerjee on 2006 11 02 at 11:32 AM • permalink
“Chelsea Clinton appointed National Health Care Director”
Looks like nepotism will be ascendant, too!
Posted by Harry Bergeron on 2006 11 02 at 11:34 AM • permalink
- Don’t laugh, Aussies – we have our own delusional Nostradamuses…Posted by James Waterton on 2006 11 02 at 11:46 AM • permalink
- o/t Europeans agree with Americans that terrorism inspired by Muslim Fundamentalism is an EXTREMELY IMPORTANT threat to their lives..58% of those surveyed.
and also reported on “the reported growth of fanatically violent Muslim groups in its towns and cities..” BBC WORLD..
Interesting article also on
Produit de Banlieu..
A clothing logo aimed at YOUTHS PLAYFULLY REVELS IN THE SUBURBS EXPLOSIVE REPUTATION..
Its hooded jackets and other garments are stamped with the slogan “extremely dangerous matter”.
But the group’s interests were not just commercial..
“We defend values.”.
To be sure (says the BBC),rebranding the suburbs as happy and vibrant WILL NOT BE EASY,ESPECIALLY AS YOUTHS CONTINUE TO TORCH VEHICLES…Henri Astier BBC news Paris..
O.k. well its good that large industries are moving into the area because it is so convenient and that the people want to change their image but…well?
- What the writer left out is:
– Iran will lob a nuclear missile at Tel Aviv
– Israel will respond by nuking Mecca and Medina
– the Muslims around the world will vent their anger in mass riots in hundreds of European cities before martial law puts down the riots with murderous vengeance
– Arab armies will converge on the radioactive free area of Israel to try push the Jewish monkey and pig into the sea
– in a final act of resistance, Israel will unlease its nuclear arsenal on Arabic capitals, killing millions.
But hey, at least Jon Stewart will be President. That’s cool!
Posted by wronwright on 2006 11 02 at 11:57 AM • permalink
- #21—“If a conservative described a satirical “future” showing what America would be like under radical left-wing rule, it would…pretty much exactly the same as the Kos article, come to think of it.”
Yeah, isn’t it cool that we have areas of agreement? <sniff> I feel like breaking into a chorus of Kumbaya…Posted by Jim,MtnViewCA,USA on 2006 11 02 at 12:21 PM • permalink
- Obviously these pronouncements are propaganda intended only for the Democratic Republic of New-America LLC.
That lofty state encompasses about 46 square miles in the middle of Massachusetts and 82 square miles centered on San Francisco…connected of course by an eco-friendly burro transportation net thru a negotiated “moonbat corridor” across America.
This state of affairs was enacted in 2012 after an attempted coup by disaffected progressives after they had lost their 4th presidental election in a row by ever widening margins. The coup was doomed to failure due to the lack of weapons, no popular support, feeling a bit fragile that day, and the resistance of a troop of girl scouts from Tennessee on a trip to the National Capital.
However the PA (progressive army) had great marching songs and really neat puppets.
Mental Health Professionals are monitoring the situation.
- One of these days, enough reality will break through that these guys will turn their fury on Muslims (wait. I mean “youths”).
That will be really scary.Posted by Jim,MtnViewCA,USA on 2006 11 02 at 12:26 PM • permalink
- Hey trainer! Don’t leave me here in Massachusetts, I didn’t do anything! Will there be evacuations?Posted by Not My Problem on 2006 11 02 at 12:34 PM • permalink
- It occurs to me that writings like this are the left’s version of The Turner Diaries.
- I had to Google the name Mona Charen because I wasn’t sure who she was but I may have to buy one of her books now that I have. They must be good if the moonbats want her eaten by wild animals.Posted by Randal Robinson on 2006 11 02 at 12:49 PM • permalink
- #42
Of course – there will be plenty of property left abandoned by progressives moving to the DRNA from smaller enclaves in LA, Austin, NYC, and Minneapolis. Without the drag of progressive programs, doomsaying, and foot-dragging, the economy of real America will boom.President Richard S. “Kinky” Friedman enacted the “Patriot Recovery Act of 2012” to aid those few Americans trapped in the PRNA zones.
As the fertility rate of the PRNA was discovered to be .02, it is expected that those zones will be available for re-colonization by Americans within one generation.
As a side note, the widely popular reality show, “Live from the PRNA – It’s Always Saturday Night”, broke viewership records again. Unfortunately a few of the hidden cameras were discovered near Fisherman’s Wharf and the lenses partially blocked by badly spray-painted Mercedes symbols.
- #40 PW
BTW, I wonder which states have been nuked by terrorists to bring the number of Congressional seats down to 238. Or maybe Jesusland decided to secede.
Nah, GOP-majority Congressional districts lose their seats in the House, since Republicans are no longer allowed to vote.
Posted by Spiny Norman on 2006 11 02 at 01:16 PM • permalink
- …and the Kossacks claim those who disagree with them are fascists?!Posted by Patrick Chester on 2006 11 02 at 01:58 PM • permalink
- Apparently Jon Stewart’s time in office will have thoroughly dulled his wit.Posted by Jim Treacher on 2006 11 02 at 02:04 PM • permalink
I wonder if the word Gleichschaltung means anything to the Kossacks.
PW, I have to admit that term was a new one to me, so I hit Wikipedia (grain of salt, etc) for Gleichschaltung.
The results of Gleichschaltung are chillingly similar to what that Kossack idiot imagined, in scope if not in detail.
At the risk of invoking Godwin’s Law, I have to wonder if that Kossack idiot (Maccabee is the blog name) realizes that s/he is channeling Adolph Hitler.
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 11 02 at 02:56 PM • permalink
- #3
…. Bill Clinton in charge of Womens Affairs
…. Saddam in change of foreign policy
…. Michael Moore as President
…. OBL as DPP.
Posted by curious george on 2006 11 02 at 03:15 PM • permalink
- # 57 I agree there are similarities in this utopian dream with Hitler and the Nazis, but all totalitarian regimes have things in common. It reminds me even more of Stalin and communism. After all, the radical left has its heritage in socialism and communism. The juvenile ignorance combined with the passionate hatred of opponents reminds me of a socialist friend I knew in college in the 70’s, who wanted to line up all the capitalists against a wall and shoot them. He said it jokingly, but it was exactly what his communist heroes had already done everywhere they gained power.
- TRJ
There is a chance. If you go to his “diary” and look at his post of 10/31 you may come away with the idea that this rant of today is simply a parody. That would be one interpretation. The other interpretation is that todays rant is simply the mother of all projections.
I don’t know. But it is a possibility.
- I just went and registered a Daily Kos account so I could jab at them. Normally, I don’t troll, but people actively advocating totalitarianism while championing their devotion to freedom of speech has just got to be a moonbat record.
All bets taken.
Posted by Tungsten Monk on 2006 11 02 at 03:53 PM • permalink
- #60, yojimbo…..I did go to the post, and if it were on anything by Daily Kos, I would classify it as a parody.
Thing is, you can’t parody the left anymore. They do it to themselves.
#59, newman: Agreed, it could go either way. The common element is totalitarism….something that the left either ignores or embraces, depending on the intelligence of the specific leftie.
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 11 02 at 04:25 PM • permalink
- I hate to rain on such a nice warm wet dream, but what if – just as speculation, mind you – but what if the military and law enforcement refused to go along with this dictatorship of the proletariat? Of course, we all know that the military is comprised of uneducated brainwashed killers so of course they’d all follow orders and round up their friends, neighbors, and family members prior to marching themselves into the internment camps, but just suppose – only for the sake of argument – that there are a few isolated troopers of intelligence and integrity who take seriously their oath to support and defend the Constitution?
Could get sticky. Mind you, I’m not saying there are people like that in the military, only that there could be.
And failing that, of course, the NRA has nearly three million members. No telling what those neanderthals will do, even if they do find themselves disenfranchised.
Posted by Steve Skubinna on 2006 11 02 at 04:34 PM • permalink
- yojimbo wrote:
Wolverine!
…is Canadian. 😉
Posted by Patrick Chester on 2006 11 02 at 05:19 PM • permalink
- #64 The_Real_JeffS
It does seem it could go either way, but then I don’t see much to choose between communism and fascism. The leftists seem to get along with the islamofascists pretty well, at least for now, but I suppose Stalin and Hitler both benefited at first from their temporary pact until Hitler saw an opportunity to strike. Maybe the leftists will regret their alliance with the Muslims one day too.
A lot of truth in this familiar quote: Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it. George Santayana
Terrorism declines for the sixth consective year.
Yes, now that President Jon “Just call be Abdullah” Stewart has installed Sharia Law and named America an Islamic state terrorist feel their work is completed.
In other news older America argue that SpringBreak is just not what it used to be now all women wear Burkas.
- “Vice President Colbert”—is this someone I should know?
I counted a dozen violations of the Constitution and I only got half way through it.
Don’t worry. Accommodating progressive judges will make the required adjustments to that living, breathing document. It’ll be all nice and legal. I know from the way the Kids disparage BushCo for destroying both the Constitution and the American Way of Life, they stand four square behind the rule of law.
So, Oz, how many ideologically displaced Americans will you be able to absorb in 2014?
Posted by Kyda Sylvester on 2006 11 02 at 05:32 PM • permalink
- Oh, you won’t want to be coming here in 2014, Kyda. We’ll have Marieke Hardy for Prime Minister and Kim Beazley for Governor General.
Peter Beattie (for those who are interested) will be Secretary-General of the UN. Fortunately, his man Jayant Patel will be rejected for the top spot at the World Health Organisation.Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2006 11 02 at 05:54 PM • permalink
- Good God – to think that Kim could do a Bill Hayden and become the poodle of the Windsors…Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2006 11 02 at 05:56 PM • permalink
- Current Mr Universe Michael Moore; the embodiment of health and fitness stands side by side with President Jon Stewart to launch National Health Week.Posted by Hank Reardon on 2006 11 02 at 05:57 PM • permalink
Wolverine!
…is Canadian. 😉
Someone doesn’t remember “Red Dawn”.
Posted by Rob Crawford on 2006 11 02 at 06:01 PM • permalink
- $59 a socialist friend I knew in college in the 70’s, who wanted to line up all the capitalists against a wall and shoot them. He said it jokingly, but it was exactly what his communist heroes had already done everywhere they gained power
There were plenty of these Love Children. Hillary RC was allied to their mentors for years – mentors who vigorously denied that Pol Pot was doing the same thing in Kampuchea.
- Moonbat Dream #890
Secretary of State Barbra Streisand flew to Paris last night for a series of meetings with her French counterpart Mustava Semtex-Kalishnikov and other Euro leaders to discuss the final arrangements for a Euro-Mecca in the Preovence of Burgundy.
Once all the grape vines have been ploughed and all traces of the wine industry razed, an area of around 40 square miles will be dedicated to a huge Islamic complex, the centrepiece being an exact duplication of Kaaba, the shrine in Mecca.
The only sticking point seems to be whether a single province in France can enact Sharia law unilaterally or whether the whole of France, and consequently, all of Europe will have to legislate for Sharia at the same time.
Secretary Streisand was accompanied by Assistant Secretary of State for European Affairs, Susan Sarandon.
-Reuters
- Self parody is happening now.
I saw Clinton giving an oily political sermon in a Huge Church only last Sunday.The slogan on the pulpit he preached from was “Faith and Family”.
Was this The Church of Unholy Hypocrites by any chance?The Left will applaud this self-serving spruiking, but attack Jimmy Swaggart at the same time….
- November 3, 2026: President Garrett today condemned the lynching of two “emitters” who were allegedly dragged from their Werribee apartment and beaten to death by members of the Gaian Peoples Militia.
Police and Green Guards allegedly stood by as chanting militiamen punched and kicked the elderly couple, who reportedly had been found operating a fossil fuel-powered “cooling device”.
“I’m appalled at this act of lawlessness,” said Mr Garrett yesterday. “Obviously they should have been taken before a duly consituted People’s Court before sentence was carried out”. He added that “nonetheless it shows that the terrible risk that emitters run by wilfully contributing to the destruction of the planet.”
Posted by Willmott Fribbish on 2006 11 02 at 07:17 PM • permalink
- Oops, the timing is a bit out. PIMFPosted by Willmott Fribbish on 2006 11 02 at 07:20 PM • permalink
- The whole article displays the sort of hateful, mindless, violent psychopathy that we have come to expect from the [ahem] peace-loving Left.Posted by Apparatchik on 2006 11 02 at 07:20 PM • permalink
- What the writer left out is:
– Iran will lob a nuclear missile at Tel Aviv
– Israel will respond by nuking Mecca and Medina
– the Muslims around the world will vent their anger in mass riots in hundreds of European cities before martial law puts down the riots with murderous vengeance
– Arab armies will converge on the radioactive free area of Israel to try push the Jewish monkey and pig into the sea
– in a final act of resistance, Israel will unlease its nuclear arsenal on Arabic capitals, killing millions.Apart for nuking Tel Aviv, I don’t see anything wrong with this picture.
Posted by Apparatchik on 2006 11 02 at 07:28 PM • permalink
- #73 Bonmot
We talking USA or North Korea here? Suppression of free speech.
Jail for opponents.
Ban opposition political parties.
Extreme punishment for holding opposing ideas.
Show trial punishments for deposed leaders…Many leftists are probably willing enough to overlook the few minor flaws you mentioned, as well as Kim Jong Il’s lovable quirkiness, to still support of the workers’ paradise in NK.
- #66 Yeah, there are about three million in the NRA, but there are about another three million (like me) who let our memberships lapse because they are too willing to compromise over the 2A. The Assault Weapons Ban of 1994 was the last straw for a lot of people.
In order for this moonbat scenario to come to fruition, all firearms will have to be removed from America. For that to happen, the moonbats will have to make it to the other side of the 2nd American Revolution.
Soap Box, Ballot Box, Cartridge Box isn’t just a nursery rhyme over here.
Someone doesn’t remember “Red Dawn”.
Nah, someone who thinks X-Men when he reads the words “Wolverine!”. Blame Marvel Comics in the 80s.
Also, IIRC in Red Dawn, it was “Wolverines!”
Posted by Patrick Chester on 2006 11 02 at 07:49 PM • permalink
An NPR broadcast from September 2014, as imagined by some Daily Kos muppet:
I can’t wait to see his face when The Bush Monument is erected next to Lincoln’s.
Posted by Mr Hackenbacker on 2006 11 02 at 07:59 PM • permalink
- #83, re “Markos Moulitsas Zuniga’‘:
He’s originally from Central America somewhere (is it El Salvador?) where the custom is firstname + father’s surname + mother’s surname. Use of mother’s surname is optional, so either “Moulitsas’’ alone or “Moulitsas Zuniga’’ is acceptable. It’s about the only normal thing the guy has going for him.
As for the moonbat wish list: even their wet dreams are dreary; how pathetic is that?
And Tungsten Monk, I wish you’d stay away from the KosKids, even to troll. These people are so rabid and hate-filled it’s scary. You don’t need to be hanging around boards like that.
Posted by Sonetka’s Mom on 2006 11 02 at 09:54 PM • permalink
- Breaking news September 11th 2014:
Markos Moulitsas, author of popular approved peoples news site Daily Kos, was brutally murdered today by Islamic militia. Members of the US based Allahs Martyrs group have claimed the killing and posted the video of hooded men decapitating Moulitsas with a hunting knife whilst reciting passages from the Quran.
This marks the 17th homosexual killed by Islamic militants this September, marking a slight decrease in the violence. President Jon Stewart today said “It is vitally important for all Americans to ensure that muslims are not unfairly blamed for the actions of these radicals. Islam is a religion of peace and our hearts go out to their community”.
- He forgot some:
“Progressives and Muslims all over the world celebrated the death of the last of the world’s Jews in the Al-Hilaly Extermination Camp, known before the takeover of Europe by Radical Islamists as Dachau.”
“The United States government finished paying over to the Caliphate half its national income as jizya for this year. In return the Caliph graciously agreed to limit the numbers of jihadi terrorists and pirates being sent to the US, thus insuring the reduction of terrorist attacks noted above.”
One of the characteristic things about leftoids is that they never are able to recognize, or admit if they do recognize, the terrible consequences of their stupid ideas. In the 20th Century those consequences included mass muder, mass famine, and the impoverishment of entire continents due to insane ideologies. There is no reason to think that repeating the same stupidities in the present century will not lead to similar results. Such people are either stupid or malevolent, there is no more room to imagine them being honestly misguided, since the evidence is in front of their noses and they refuse to see it.
Posted by Michael Lonie on 2006 11 02 at 11:56 PM • permalink
- I can’t remember the author’s name now, but there was a line in a Quadrant article last year that put it all in a nutshell:
The lesson of the Twentieth Century is that socialism is a great idea that doesn’t work, whereas capitalism is a terrible idea that does.
Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2006 11 03 at 12:07 AM • permalink
- #95: Don’t worry, mom. They can’t reach through the laptop and throttle me or anything. I’ve got my logical fallacies checklist right here, and I’m raring to go.
Attitudes on all kinds of message boards are different, but I’ve spent a good deal of time watching and analyzing the wackos (bit of a hobby, really) and I think I can predict how they’d react if challenged. Turning up at DailyKos is like the Olympics of moonbat-observing . . .
Posted by Tungsten Monk on 2006 11 03 at 01:06 AM • permalink
- “Former President George W. Bush began serving consecutive life sentences today for High Treason in connection convictions for creating a false casus beli for War with Iraq.”
The United States and its allies were hitting Iraq with 50 to 100 air strikes per year, and had a blockade against Iraq…and then that dirty President Bush interrupted it all by starting a war.
“Chelsea Clinton appointed National Health Care Director, in which role she will “administer the application of free medicine to Americans”
Hopefully, she’ll be administering anti-psychotics to leftist Democrat Party supporters.
Posted by Dave Surls on 2006 11 03 at 01:10 AM • permalink
- Jews have been wiped out of the Middle East.
That would please a certain amount of Kosloons as well.
Posted by Andrew Ian Dodge on 2006 11 03 at 08:40 AM • permalink
- I didn’t understand the Michelle Malagang reference at all. That it is used to emphasise Michelle Malkin’s ethnic heritage beggers belief but is illustrative of how short of ideas the Kos Kids are. The post to which Tim linked convinces me more than ever that most of them are earnest but intellectually immature teens.
- I finally followed the link (just for giggles) and came upon the line where the author states that the new lefty government has made “a billion acres” protected wetlands.
While I understand that the “reality-based” community is not big on actual facts, one billion acres is approximately 44% of the total U.S. acreage of 2.263 billion acres according to this link. According to the USGS:
At the time of European settlement in the early 1600’s, the area that was to become the conterminous United States had approximately 221 million acres of wetlands
So apparently running your sprinklers under Kossack rule will get your lawn declared a “protected wetland”.
- “Dick Cheney waterboarded following his conviction in a “secret military tribunal”
Leftys hate those secret military tribunals…unless they’re ordered by a lefty president, like FDR, for instance.
During WWII a bunch of German saboteurs were captured in the United States, tried before a secret tribunal, and then they were all executed (except for a couple that ratted on their friends)…all by order of a leftist (Roosevelt).
Leftys are the biggest hypocrites on God’s green earth.
They do know how to deal with spies, saboteurs, and terrorists…or, at east they used to know how.
Posted by Dave Surls on 2006 11 03 at 01:07 PM • permalink
- You know, about Micheal J. Fox winning the marathon… wouldn’t it have been more poignant had he taken second place behind Christopher Reeves?Posted by Steve Skubinna on 2006 11 03 at 02:16 PM • permalink
- Yikes, sortelli is here.
(locks up font cabinet)
Yes sortelli, I remember the CAPS Embezzlement of 2004 and the hell I had to pay when Karl saw the bill. (shudders)
Posted by wronwright on 2006 11 03 at 06:07 PM • permalink
- 91830,
The US Army Corps of Engineers Civil Works types have, at times, declared discarded tires with rainwater in them protected wetlands, so it would not be at all surprising if the “reality-based community” found 1 billion acres of wetlands to protect. After all, even the Mohave Desert and the Jornada del Muerto get a bit of rain now and then. What more do you want, actual swamps?Posted by Michael Lonie on 2006 11 03 at 09:28 PM • permalink
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