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“Inhabited islands swallowed whole by the sea and monsters disappearing at an unprecedented rate,” writes Lee M., “all because Shell Oil has ET under lock and key.
“The science is settled. Surely this startling revelation will make believers out of even the dumbest holocaust/warming deniers.”
Oh please, please, please, please, PLEASE: Let ET be Stan Deyo’s Elohim!!
LOL
Posted by AlburyShifton on 2008 02 25 at 08:37 AM • permalink
Title of the linked piece reminds me of Michael Chrichton’s speech ‘Aliens Cause Global Warming’. Well worth a read if you haven’t seen it before.
Posted by Villeurbanne on 2008 02 25 at 08:37 AM • permalink
Did anyone see this at the bottom:
Ed Komarek Jr. was born into a family of early ecologists and learned ecology and the natural sciences as a apprentice. He holds no formal degrees as did neither Herb Stoddard or his father Ed Komarek Sr. Herb Stoddard was Ed’s father’s mentor, who later became know internationally as the father of Fire Ecology and who waged a lifetime info-war against Smokey The Bear anti-fire propagandists.
They believe ET is under lock and key and have waged a hate campaign against Smokey the Bear? These be some fucked up dudes.
“Surely this startling revelation will make believers out of
evenonly the dumbest holocaust/warming deniers”Slight correction required, now it is possibly true.
Posted by curious george on 2008 02 25 at 08:46 AM • permalink
O/T, but my bursting pride cannot be restrained- it might be the only one, but an Australian picked up an Oscar for best documentary,
an incisive indictment of the expansionist aims and sheer ugly atavism of Islamoops, sorry, that’s in a parellel reality; for something new, unexpected and risky it’s a shameless polemic slagging off the Bush administration, the military/industrial complex and probably bloody MacDonalds as well.Looks like Michael Moore backed the wrong horse- no mileage in public health when there’s soldiers to slander, Yexas troglydites to trash and pious Pathans to promote.
I for one demand to know the secret for powering the tardis, there are members here who are holding back on the secret to unlimited power generation. (And a good recipe for summerian mead).
Posted by surfmaster on 2008 02 25 at 09:25 AM • permalink
I’ve found that the more fervent members of the global warming church believe some really crazy stuff (other than manbearpig).
All you have to do is rile them up a bit and they’ll be frothing at the mouth about the moon landing, peak oil, the Kennedy assassination, 9-11 etc. It’s a lot of fun and I feel a lot better about my skepticism in all things warming-related.
Posted by Art Vandelay on 2008 02 25 at 09:34 AM • permalink
All you have to do is rile them up a bit and they’ll be frothing at the mouth about the moon landing, peak oil, the Kennedy assassination, 9-11 etc
I for one know that kennedy did not fly the world trade centre into the moon loaded with all the worlds oil.
Just don’t ask about chappaquiddick.
Posted by surfmaster on 2008 02 25 at 09:38 AM • permalink
The truth is that the way the ET spaceships are powered with almost unlimited cheap power can be used to drive our civilization with little environmental effects.
Well, there you have it. The Truth.
Posted by Mr. Bingley on 2008 02 25 at 10:07 AM • permalink
Thank you for that terrific link. I hate most of his novels but as a speaker he has few peers in my book.
Posted by Mambo Bananapatch on 2008 02 25 at 10:24 AM • permalink
Stop using the holocaust in the same breath as global warming, you cretin!
(Not you, Tim)
Posted by carpefraise on 2008 02 25 at 10:49 AM • permalink
Funny ain’t it? The same folk who’re groping their way toward demanding radical depopulation of humans to “save mother earth” are trying to equate denial of their agenda with denial of the holocaust.
This is another of those things that’s gonna cause future generations to look back at the obvious dots and say “why didn’t someone connect them and do something?”
Of course, the inheritors of the concatenation of filthosophies from nazism to communism with a mix of Aleister Crowley’s neo-paganism will claim it is them who should connect the dots and get on with the necessary mass killings now, before it’s too late.
Utopia must be achieved! Even if it kills every one!
I for one demand to know the secret for powering the tardis, there are members here who are holding back on the secret to unlimited power generation.
The tardis is powered by a black hole—any fan-boy can tell you that. How the power is collected, that’s another matter.
(And a good recipe for summerian mead).
Water, honey, and yeast. Age as desired.
Posted by Rob Crawford on 2008 02 25 at 12:33 PM • permalink
So let me get this straight, the VRWC has been keeping ET under wraps since the 50’s in order to make more money for the military industrialists and big oil?
I hate to say this, but out of all the whacky theories about ET and or glowbal warming, that ones not really that far fetched. Good old Capitalism strikes again!
‘The only real proof of intelligent extra-terrestrial life is the fact they havent bothered contacting us yet.’
Posted by The_Wizard_of_WOZ on 2008 02 25 at 12:35 PM • permalink
Environmentalism is simply a cover for those that are;
(a) smoking weed
(b) want to smoke some weed
(c) want to grow weed to sell it to either a or bPosted by joe bagadonuts on 2008 02 25 at 12:41 PM • permalink
We in exopolitics now realize that there have been two major national and global entrenched interests . . .
two?
. . . that stand out in suppressing extraterrestrial realities. One is the fossil fuels industry …
Paco Petroleum. Paco Gas. Paco Coal. Check.
. . . and the other is the arms industry.
Paco Munitions. Paco Armaments. Paco WMD Sales Company. Check.
Paco Companies. Always at the bottom of it.
Posted by wronwright on 2008 02 25 at 01:05 PM • permalink
Actually, the aliens are causing global warming. I saw it in a Charlie Sheen movie. So it must be true.
#26, Bec, Could be worse, could be Martians.
“We come in peace”…
Posted by The_Wizard_of_WOZ on 2008 02 25 at 02:16 PM • permalink
Ed Komarek Jr. was born into a family of early ecologists and learned ecology and the natural sciences as a apprentice. He holds no formal degrees as did neither Herb Stoddard or his father Ed Komarek Sr… In his early twenties Ed Komarek Jr. dropped out of college where he was majoring in wildlife management to strike out on his own into what was later to be called exopolitics, long before the name exopoltics was coined by Alfred Webre, JD…
Translation: “Neither, Ed, his father nor his mentor have any qualifications whatsoever.”
Okay, fine. I’m writing down “ecologist” as yet one more (of many many) occupations that any intended suitor of my beloved daughter, Esmerelda, should not have. It goes right under
“paco’s son”“layabout son of owner of multilateral conglomerate, exploiter of millions of unfortunate laborers, and recipient of ludicrous sums of money and treasure, all from the toil and sweat of countless innocents”.Posted by wronwright on 2008 02 25 at 04:50 PM • permalink
”…exploiter of millions of unfortunate laborers, and recipient of ludicrous sums of money and treasure, all from the toil and sweat of countless innocents.”
Geeze, Wron – you say that like you haven’t taken part, and even profited…
I have pictures, you know. Just one of the many bennies of being in Corp Security.
- Amateur Astronomers, many of whom have equipment sophisticated enough to measure the transit of a planet in anotherSolar System are part of a huge international conspiracy to hide the TRVTH about UFOs.
I know, because I recieve my cheque every month from the sekrit underground alien lizard overlord illuminati guvmint.Oops. I may have let the cat out of the bag. This might me
I for one demand to know the secret for powering the tardis, there are members here who are holding back on the secret to unlimited power generation.
Zero-point energy, of course. But I ain’t talking. We need that juice for dredging.
Actually, gorebels worming may be responsible for the decline in UFO sightings. They may not be allowing for our thicker atmosphere and are probably glancing off it like frisbees off pavement…
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2008 02 25 at 09:11 PM • permalink
The secret for powering the Tardis? We just figured out that the chain paco thought flushed toilet was the time travel engager.
Posted by wronwright on 2008 02 25 at 09:42 PM • permalink
- #16 Grimmy. one of the fastest-growing segments of the populations is – guess who? The Muslims! With, of course, the aid of polygamy, young brides (mainly Pakistan, England), kidnapping, conversion and impregnation of non-Muslim girls (Egypt).
Wonder if the depopulation ctrowd will have a stern word or three to them? Bets, anyone?Posted by carpefraise on 2008 02 25 at 09:50 PM • permalink
- Posted by carpefraise on 2008 02 25 at 09:50 PM • permalink
“The science is settled. Surely this startling revelation will make believers out of even the dumbest holocaust/warming deniers.”
Dar, ‘fraid not.