Walking lessons

Last updated on March 6th, 2018 at 12:29 am

BBC staff know how to romanticise terrorists, but more difficult tasks require instruction: “BBC shows staff how to walk through door”.

1. Why BBC journalists are sometimes late for work.

   Posted by Evil Pundit on 12/26 at 04:03 PM • permalink

1. let’s at least give the beebs credit for being able to find their way back to work every day.

   …

   …naaaaaaah.

   Posted by guinsPen on 12/26 at 04:43 PM • permalink

1. Better version of the above.

   Posted by Evil Pundit on 12/26 at 04:51 PM • permalink

1. Probable cause leaning too far to the left

   Posted by Kenneth G on 12/26 at 05:20 PM • permalink

1. I hope the BBC doesn’t have escalators!

   Posted by gubbaboy on 12/26 at 06:58 PM • permalink

1. ..meanwhile..back at the ranch..pancho (disguised as a door) has his knob turned…

   Posted by rog on 12/26 at 07:13 PM • permalink

1. The U.N. will be wanting to find its way back to itself after The Times aired a story about a scandal brewing in the Congo.A French U.N. logistics expert has been involved in Paedophilia, two Russian pilots are also in trouble there also Ukranians and a Canadian U.N.representative. See story in The Oz.

   Posted by crash on 12/26 at 09:46 PM • permalink

1. Geez can you imagine the lines in front of the dunnies when they installed the halflush/dual flush systems.

   “Under NO circumstances is any BBC employee permitted to make use of new WC without workplace trainer authorisation.  Workplace training for use of new facilities will be provided 9-10AM and 2-3PM for the week ending 20/12.  Employee training will be credited towards relevant BBC/dual-flush competency standards, and can be attended at the taxpayers expense.  “

   Posted by max power on 12/27 at 01:27 AM • permalink

1. From the story: “Employees at BBC Radio Sheffield in the north of England had previously been instructed on how to get through the often confusing and peril-laden task of boiling a kettle.
   The Sun quoted the edict as saying: “Remove lid from kettle and fill kettle with water.” ‘

   What a buncha maroons.

   Posted by ushie on 12/27 at 02:02 AM • permalink

1. This explains a lot.

   Posted by Ken Summers on 12/27 at 02:29 AM • permalink

1. Thought on a future memo.

   Go to window, open window, jump out, on the way down chant Allah Akbar, see Arafat again, rejoice.

   Posted by blerp on 12/27 at 04:39 AM • permalink

1. They’re preparing an advanced course, and I can’t wait. “Walking Through a Door While Chewing Gum”

   Posted by ErnieG on 12/27 at 04:43 AM • permalink

1. This should make for a nice response whenever the Beeb pulls out another generic Americans-are-dumb story in the future.

   Posted by PW on 12/27 at 06:30 AM • permalink

1. Wow, they better hurry up with the “Please Do Not Eat the Large Mints” signs for the men’s bathrooms.

   Posted by Bryan C on 12/27 at 02:01 PM • permalink

1. Regarding the BBC’s Barbara Plett, did you know she won an award recently?

   Posted by Srekwah on 12/27 at 11:00 PM • permalink