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Last updated on May 20th, 2017 at 10:16 am
Allah don’t do irony:
Around 150 Muslims voted with the leader of the radical Islamist group Hizb ut-Tahrir that taking part in the political process is a waste of time.
::crash – bang – shatter – crash – rattle – rattle::
Uh-oh.
::ring:: ::ring::
(On hold for 87 minutes)
Tech support: How may I assist you with your Paco Enterprises patented Irony Meter™?
Customer: I was reading about these Islamist fellers in London voting that taking part in the political process was a waste of time and the durned thing blow’d up!
Posted by Spiny Norman on 2008 03 03 at 01:59 PM • permalink
”…taking part in the political process is a waste of time.”
I’ve had this feeling myself, when trying to choose among a dress-stainer, a peanut farmer, an empty suit, a lying sack of crap, a harpy/harridan, a doofus, various posers or a dangerous lunatic.
Posted by Harry Bergeron on 2008 03 03 at 02:04 PM • permalink
Well, to be frank*, logic isn’t exactly an Islamic strong suit, as pointed out by Kathy Shaidle:
“Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas labeled Israel’s actions to counter the constant firing of rockets into the Gaza Strip ‘worse than the Holocaust.’”
(You mean: the one that didn’t happen? So confused… )
*No pun intended.
Posted by andycanuck on 2008 03 03 at 02:22 PM • permalink
Allah don’t do irony:
I think Orwell cribbed the idea for “doublethink” from the Muslims.
Posted by Spiny Norman on 2008 03 03 at 04:04 PM • permalink
- Hell, Paris Hilton has her own shaman, and a dandy one he is, too. Paris’ Shaman
About half-way down the page.(Site bosomy, but probably safe for work)
Denied entry to US as Terrorist Supporter, Tariq Ramadan heads to Queensland to lecture the Kuffirs. On the government’s dime.
It is worse that that – one of Rudd’s parliamentary secretaries, Laurie Ferguson, a member of one of Labor’s royal families, is to introduce the jihadist to the audience. That puts him in the same class as a David Hicks.
- These muslum fellahs are real honest though:
http://michellemakin.com/2008/03/02/scholars-demand-laws-criminalizing-insults-to-islam/
The only issue is, how do the lefties who promote islam as the religion of peace and tolerance, come to that conclusion when every utterance and action by the muslum boys says the opposite?
#3 Harry. Sounds like you’re considering a pre poll vote in the looming Gold Coast City Council elections. I recognise the candidates.
Why only the other day we received our letter re the Gold Coast City Quadrennial Elections (look that up in your funk and wagnell)on March 15.
It told us we had to vote (we know that) and it told us to cut out the bottom corner bit with our details and bring it to the polling booth. This is to help the official find us on the books. What was wrong with saying your name and they went to it alphabetically.
I estimate the cost to send this bit of waffle out to be around $150,000.
Which will be quite a cost if other councils latch onto this bit of PR brilliance.
O/T What a fun day we had in Canada today.
Mastermind Stephen Harper sues Liebral Party and all prominent Liebrals for libel.
Note to Aussies: In Canada, the Liberals are the bad guys, having run the country for 80% of it’s history, they consider themselves the natural ruling party and really, really get their knickers in a twist when the government doesn’t listen to them. For the past 15 years, they have run on the “evil, scary, conservative” smear ticket. Now, smears are over.
Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2008 03 03 at 08:16 PM • permalink
Meanwhile, a man was found shot in a park in Sydney’s south west last night – the third shooting incident in the past 24 hours.
The victim was found conscious and breathing by ambulance crews with a gunshot wound to the leg at Rudd Park in Belfield about 11pm.
It is believed the offenders – of Middle Eastern appearance – were in two cars, a black hatchback and a silver 4WD.
The “men of no appearance” put in an appearance?
:^þ
Posted by Spiny Norman on 2008 03 03 at 09:14 PM • permalink
And being a member of the “Religion Of Pieces” make you family friendly too.
Who remembers the quiet before all this uproar? My age showing again.
Posted by stackja1945 on 2008 03 03 at 10:21 PM • permalink
Or a pretty fair representation of 7th Century Arabia.
Posted by Spiny Norman on 2008 03 03 at 11:02 PM • permalink
A vote at the end of the debate showed 78 per cent of the audience agreed that political participation had ‘failed Muslims.’
Correction: The vote was 100% in favour. 22% of the participants were missing their voting hands due to previous theft convictions. Votes against democracy will no longer be done by a show of hands.
Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2008 03 03 at 11:13 PM • permalink
Is this the funniest, most accurate, stupidest thing that Kevvie has uttered so far?
#33 – That’s a relief. Only the truly sick would want “wang or bang” from Kev.
Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2008 03 03 at 11:56 PM • permalink
Muslims need to lighten up a little. They should all just settle down, grab themselves an alcaholic beverage, put on a stick flic and have a wank. Seriously, all this pent up aggression and rage could be solve by a few quick strokes and knocking the top off.
I reckon this whole Israel/Palestinian conflict could be all solved with a mutual beer and mastubation session down at the Gaza Strip.
- Another O/T
But excellent assessment of peer review, and how it’s used to keep a closed shop. Via Andrew Bolt.
With Mendacity being one of the main doctrines of Islam, especially when dealing with civilised western societies. Politics and Islam would, on the surface seem like a good fit, but then the lies in politics have be plausible. Maybe they should keep on waving dead children at the cameras as Hamas did recently, while the so-called jihad fighters hide amongst a skittish populace. Using dead babies to promote their cause, is not good politics they should stick to their “religion” it gives them the high moral ground.
#35 Never a truer word spoken in jest!
What I don’t understand is when all these scary mass ralies are held with satanic black flag waiving and chanting, dead baby displaying, frothing at the mouth jihadis is held in the street of Gazza etc. (you know the ones that reveal the nature of the beast we fight). Why arn’t we seeing 10 to 20 JDAMS hit the massed crowd at once to provide some warmth to the celebrations. Guess the Israeli Air Force are allot nicer than I am.
Muslims need to lighten up a little. They should all just settle down, grab themselves an alcaholic beverage, put on a stick flic and have a wank. Seriously, all this pent up aggression and rage could be solve by a few quick strokes and knocking the top off.
I reckon this whole Israel/Palestinian conflict could be all solved with a mutual beer and mastubation session down at the Gaza Strip.
Getting laid would be even better.
Also:
Denied entry to US as Terrorist Supporter, Tariq Ramadan heads to Queensland to lecture the Kuffirs. On the government’s dime.
Nice work if you can get it, I suppose…