Last updated on July 12th, 2017 at 11:13 am
“Freedom may not be easy for Hicks,” warns the Age. Well, there’s always the alternative – but Dave’s fans didn’t much care for that, either. He’s a difficult bloke to keep happy, our Dave, alternately being fed too much or not fed enough; even his choice of university is problematic. And now, after years of his supporters’ complaining about Dave’s cramped quarters, the Age reveals:
The former Muslim extremist suffers from agoraphobia …
Doesn’t like the wide open spaces, eh? This might cause a few issues with Dave’s planned career in environmentalism.
At no stage have I suggested that Hicks is some kind of good bloke who I’d like to invite round for dinner.
Why on earth not? He’s only an Islam-liking Middle Eastern tourist, after all. Could Jeremy be … Islamophobic?