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Last updated on August 9th, 2017 at 02:35 pm

See what happens when Bush isn’t governor?

Texas has begun sending undercover agents into bars to arrest drinkers for being drunk, a spokeswoman for the Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission said on Wednesday.

As someone who has been drunk in a Texas bar with future governor Kinky Friedman, I trust he’ll do something about this.

Posted by Tim B. on 03/23/2006 at 11:08 AM
    1. There are times when I am embarrassed to be a Texan.

      Posted by R C Dean on 2006 03 23 at 11:24 AM • permalink

 

    1. What next? Sending undercover agents into restaurants to arrest patrons for being full?

      Posted by paco on 2006 03 23 at 11:32 AM • permalink

 

    1. Actually, we don’t give our Governors in Texas too much power, and the Texas Constitution says the legislature should meet every two years. We know not to trust the authorities, which they are learning right now in Irving. I live in Grapevine, where we grow our own grapes, and have a yearly wine festival. All the Irving folks can drive the 10 minutes it takes to get here and drink up. Cheers!

      Posted by Stormy70 on 2006 03 23 at 11:39 AM • permalink

 

    1. The cops at night
      Are big and white
      [CLAP-CLAP-CLAP-CLAP] Don’t start a tab in Texas!

      Posted by Jim Treacher on 2006 03 23 at 11:52 AM • permalink

 

    1. If you’re high as a kite,
      It’s jail for the night,
      [CLAP-CLAP-CLAP-CLAP] Don’t start a tab in Texas!

      Posted by paco on 2006 03 23 at 12:10 PM • permalink

 

    1. A sip of booze
      Means laceless shoes
      [CLAP-CLAP-CLAP-CLAP] Don’t start a tab in Texas!

      Posted by Jim Treacher on 2006 03 23 at 12:46 PM • permalink

 

    1. #1 me too…
      I’m just glad I ran away and joined the army before the whole place went to “bloody hell” in a handbasket.

      sigh…
      Geez, I can’t stand it! I have to join in:

      Throw down that brew
      Its the red and blue
      [CLAP-CLAP-CLAP-CLAP] Don’t start a tab in Texas!

      Posted by Texas Bob on 2006 03 23 at 01:23 PM • permalink

 

    1. A shot and a beer
      and you’re out of here
      [CLAP-CLAP-CLAP-CLAP] Don’t start a tab in Texas!

      Posted by Parker on 2006 03 23 at 01:24 PM • permalink

 

    1. Good thing the Bush girls have graduated and left!

      Posted by Patricia on 2006 03 23 at 01:28 PM • permalink

 

    1. A mug of ale,
      You’ll have to make bail
      {CLAP-CLAP-CLAP-CLAP] Don’t start a tab in Texas!

      Posted by paco on 2006 03 23 at 01:29 PM • permalink

 

    1. Take a little drink,
      You’re goin’ to the clink
      [CLAP-CLAP-CLAP-CLAP] Don’t start a tab in Texas!

      Posted by trexkilla on 2006 03 23 at 02:21 PM • permalink

 

    1. If your beer is drank,
      That’s a night in the tank
      [CLAP-CLAP-CLAP-CLAP] Don’t start a tab in Texas!

      Posted by trexkilla on 2006 03 23 at 02:24 PM • permalink

 

    1. Texas has begun sending undercover agents into bars to arrest drinkers for being drunk,..

      Is there a law in TX against being intoxicated?

      Posted by Bashir Gemayel on 2006 03 23 at 02:32 PM • permalink

 

    1. The state of Sam Houston
      Ain’t got Amendment 21
      [CLAP-CLAP-CLAP-CLAP] Don’t start a tab in Texas!

      Posted by trexkilla on 2006 03 23 at 02:43 PM • permalink

 

    1. Carafe of wine
      You’re doin’ time
      [CLAP-CLAP-CLAP-CLAP] Don’t start a tab in Texas!

      Posted by Jim Treacher on 2006 03 23 at 03:13 PM • permalink

 

    1. “There are a lot of dangerous and stupid things people do when they’re intoxicated, other than get behind the wheel of a car,” Beck said. “People walk out into traffic and get run over, people jump off of balconies trying to reach a swimming pool and miss.”

      Lady, haven’t you ever heard of Darwinism?

      Posted by RebeccaH on 2006 03 23 at 03:52 PM • permalink

 

    1. I suppose they don’t sell Bloody Marys in Texas either.

      Posted by Stevo on 2006 03 23 at 04:03 PM • permalink

 

    1. I can see a business opportunity here.  An enterprising Australian should franchise the “pub with no beer” concept.  We have one at Taylors Arm and it was immortalised in song by the late great Slim Dusty.  I’d link to the song wherever it is on the Web, but I’ve got to go to work … with a slight hangover!  TGIF!

      Posted by Stevo on 2006 03 23 at 04:07 PM • permalink

 

    1. Sip on a Pabst,
      Your ass is gra(b)ss(t)
      [CLAP-CLAP-CLAP-CLAP] Don’t start a tab in Texas!

      Posted by trexkilla on 2006 03 23 at 04:22 PM • permalink

 

    1. “An enterprising Australian should franchise the ‘pub with no beer’ concept.”

      You mean, as a tax write-off?

      Posted by paco on 2006 03 23 at 04:43 PM • permalink

 

    1. It’s not all-owed
      Beer to be swall-owed
      [CLAP-CLAP-CLAP-CLAP] Don’t start a tab in Texas!

      Posted by Mr. Bingley on 2006 03 23 at 04:49 PM • permalink

 

    1. Dallas just became the laughing stock of the country/world… with the help of Shephard Smith on Fox Cable News.

      The cops at night
      Are not too bright
      CLAP-CLAP-CLAP-CLAP] Don’t start a tab in Texas!

      Posted by Franklin on 2006 03 23 at 05:07 PM • permalink

 

    1. Don’t drink when in Texas…

      Be it wine, beer, or whiskey
      We know it’s quite risky
      To sit and to talk
      To dance or to walk
      And certainly never get frisky

      Posted by Franklin on 2006 03 23 at 05:26 PM • permalink

 

    1. That shot of Dewars
      Will get you bars
      [CLAP-CLAP-CLAP-CLAP] Don’t start a tab in Texas!

      Whose half-baked, hare-brained scheme was this? Reminds me of when the Ashcroft JD, at a time when it had far better things to do, decided to go after drug paraphernialia dealers. I’m sure the Texas program will be equally effective.

      Posted by Kyda Sylvester on 2006 03 23 at 05:27 PM • permalink

 

    1. Toast the Alamo,
      Answer to the 5-0
      [CLAP-CLAP-CLAP-CLAP] Don’t start a tab in Texas!

      I think Texas has itself a new state song.

      Posted by trexkilla on 2006 03 23 at 05:48 PM • permalink

 

    1. It’s lonesome away from your kindred and all
      By the campfire at night where the wild dingos call
      But there’s nothin’ so lonesome, so dull or so drear
      Than to stand in the bar of a pub with no beer …

      Lyrics found here … written by Gordon Parsons and recorded by Slim Dusty … a classic

      Posted by Stevo on 2006 03 23 at 06:11 PM • permalink

 

    1. I must be still hungover … Victoria show they are a leader in legislation according to the Daily Tele of today … I’ll drink to that!

      Posted by Stevo on 2006 03 23 at 06:20 PM • permalink

 

    1. You’ve drunk plenty
      Now you’re doing ten to twenty
      [CLAP-CLAP-CLAP-CLAP] Don’t start a tab in Texas!

      Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2006 03 23 at 09:04 PM • permalink

 

    1. Welcome, stranger
      Just don’t breathe on a Ranger
      [CLAP-CLAP-CLAP-CLAP] Don’t start a tab in Texas!

      Posted by McGehee on 2006 03 23 at 10:16 PM • permalink

 

    1. You’ve been drunk in a bar with Kinky Friedman??? Next thing you know you’ll be the murderer in his next book.

      Posted by Pirate on 2006 03 23 at 11:07 PM • permalink

 

    1. #17, Stevo: that’s right. Only the Darned Mary is available over the counter.

      Posted by Henry boy on 2006 03 23 at 11:15 PM • permalink

 

    1. A Bloody Mary?  There should be a drink named after her sister too.  If it’s alcohol free we can call it a Virgin Gloriana, but who wants to drink an alcohol free drink?  How about a Procrastinating Elizabeth?  Any suggestions for the contents?  How about Cognac over shaved ice with a dash of grenadine?

      Posted by Michael Lonie on 2006 03 24 at 12:13 AM • permalink

 

    1. If you you get on the booze
      Your freedom you’ll lose

      CLAP-CLAP-CLAP-CLAP

      Don’t start a tab in Texas!

      Posted by Pedro the Ignorant on 2006 03 24 at 01:55 AM • permalink

 

    1. I saw some dimwit from the Texas ATF on the news this morning claiming that their undercover agents would only be looking for people who exhibit obvious signs of intoxication.  And they would only use a breath analyzer to determine if the visual test was correct, and that the breath analyser results would not be used in criminal proceedings. OH BULLSHIT!
      Why do people go to bars and drink in the first place?  Many go to relieve the stress and tedium brought on by work, home and life. Now, some high-minded folks from my home state have decided to add to that stress by causing you to worry about every sip you take?  I suppose the next logical step should be undercover agents on the watch for suicidal cowboys.

      Posted by Texas Bob on 2006 03 24 at 05:04 AM • permalink

 

    1. #34 Texas Bob:
      I haven’t yet checked Snopes but is this a new urban myth?  Going to the bar, pub or watering hole is a social convention.  Going over .05 or .08 or whatever the legal driving limit is a worry, but only if you drive.  I suppose a visual test might be if the bar stool is swaying more than 5% or 8%.  Oops, I’ve already fallen off a bar stool once or twice.  Looks like I mightn’t be going to Texas in a hurry.  Shhh … I work for a Texan company!

      Posted by Stevo on 2006 03 24 at 07:49 AM • permalink

 

    1. #35 Stevo, yup, as hard as it is to believe, it’s true.  Its this kind of BS that actually WILL get Krinky Fried-man elected.  I’ve been gone for quite a few years, but I can’t see how this happened? Last time I was back home it was drive-through liquor barns, Spec’s Liquor Warehouse, and 3-for-1 Pitcher’s O’ Death at Chelsea Street Pub.  I blame it on all of that out of state trash that has taken over.  Screw it, I immigrating to Chile (at least the flag looks the same) and drink until my liver turns into Cindy Sheehan.

      Posted by Texas Bob on 2006 03 24 at 09:59 AM • permalink

 

    1. That Vokdka Pund’t
      is quite the — “What?!”
      Deep in the Heart
      Of Texas!

      Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 03 24 at 10:16 AM • permalink

 

    1. Are bars in Texas now public property?

      And here I thought I was gettin’ shit-faced in private. Silly me.

      Posted by mojo on 2006 03 27 at 04:05 PM • permalink

 

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