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Last updated on March 5th, 2018 at 01:44 pm
Bush-haters Phillip Adams and Alan Ramsey may be surprised to learn that their deeply intellectual belief system is shared by certain residents of Murfreesboro, Tennessee. Here’s that city’s Kathleen Ferris:
Remember the plastic turkey the commander in chief took to the troops in Iraq on their first Thanksgiving there, when was it, three years ago?
Well, no, because it never happened. Ferris, an instructor at the Nashville State Community College, donated $450 to John Kerry’s campaign. Lately she’s been engaged in chain whispering with other Mother Sheehan supporters:
More than 200 people gathered in the rain last night in Centennial Park for a candlelight vigil supporting the cause of Sheehan, who has been conducting a personal vigil outside Bush’s ranch in Texas for the past few weeks.
Participants also did a “chain whisper” in each other’s ear: “We honor Casey Sheehan and other fallen soldiers. Pass it on.”
I’d love to know how that line ended up after being processed by 200 Sheehan-obedient turkey whisperers … “We hombres are soldiers for Casey Kasem. On Passover!”
- Mother GoosePosted by crash on 2005 10 23 at 10:24 AM • permalink
- I think Adams has finally found religion what with that whole plastic turkey belief system there – “Drink this gravy, for it is my condiment”. Perhaps they all worship here. But what to name this exciting new religion?
I’ll start with “Our Miracle of Ductilis Avis”. Funny how these worshippers are the first to look down on dumb born-again ‘mercins. It must be one of those sectarian things.
- Plenty of moonbats here in Middle Tennessee. Fortunately they are outnumbered by the RWDB contingent. The Tennessean is a typical mouthpiece for the left, owned by Gannett (USA Today’s parent), and includes Dem talking points in the daily letters section. There was a plastic turkey sighting there just last week.Posted by Some0Seppo on 2005 10 23 at 10:47 AM • permalink
- We honor Casey Sheehan and other fallen soldiers. Pass it on.
We’re on her face and knees and mother’s calling orders: bass at dawn!
Posted by zeppenwolf on 2005 10 23 at 11:01 AM • permalink
- Weird horror-case Sheehan and udder full-on old dears. Basildon.Posted by Susan Norton on 2005 10 23 at 11:18 AM • permalink
- We honey the solderering irons of the KC Chiefs. Pastry.Posted by David Crawford on 2005 10 23 at 12:24 PM • permalink
- We hate them dumb stupid pr*cks that volunteer. Bang a gong.
Oops! Holy hell the truth slipped out.
Posted by madawaskan on 2005 10 23 at 02:13 PM • permalink
- Casey Sheehan voluntarily re-enlisted in the U.S. military specifically to participate in the war. He was a willing and adult participant in what Cindy Sheehan has repeatedly called the illegal opression of the Iraqi people.
Accordingly, the logically exclusive choices are to support Cindy Sheehan and denounce the volunteer war criminal Casey Sheehan, or to support Casey Sheehan and denounce the woman who says he voluntarily participated in an illegal and immoral war. One cannot support mother and son without self-contradiction.
Posted by Warmongering Lunatic on 2005 10 23 at 02:39 PM • permalink
- W-M-L-
Dude you’re still trying to apply logic to these people?
That’s the whole ever loving problem.
Which for some stupid reason reminds me of a Supertramp song-{give me a break-when I lived in Canada you had to listen to this shat…long story on trying to keep the US out of the “Canadian Culture”(!?)-English bands had to be played by a greater ratio or something like that}-
Now watch what you say
Or they´ll be calling you a radical
A liberal, oh fanatical, criminal
Oh won´t you sign up your name
We´d like to feel you´re
Acceptable, respectable, oh presentable, a vegetable!
At night when all the world´s asleep
The questions run too deep
For such a simple man
Won´t you please, please tell me what we’ve learned
I know it sounds absurd
But please tell me who I am, who I am ,who I am.See the end of the song where it’s all about them?
Well that’s the second ever loving problem with ‘em.
Posted by madawaskan on 2005 10 23 at 03:02 PM • permalink
- “Chain-whispering”? Suddenly bird flu seems like such a good idea…Posted by richard mcenroe on 2005 10 23 at 04:12 PM • permalink
- Madawaskan: “But please tell me who I am, who I am ,who I am.
“See the end of the song where it’s all about them?
“Well that’s the second ever loving problem with ‘em.”
That’s not only the second problem, it’s also the third. It’s not only “all about them”, it’s also about them asking SOMEONE ELSE to TELL them who they are.
And THAT may be problem #1 in order of magnitude.
Posted by mamapajamas on 2005 10 23 at 05:44 PM • permalink
- The banner is “Gacy needs sailing orders, bring a gun.”Posted by Tommy Shanks on 2005 10 23 at 08:40 PM • permalink
- ’We are a case short…need orders…pasta’.Posted by Lucky Nutsacks on 2005 10 23 at 09:48 PM • permalink
- “I ordered a case of Shiner and offered to fellate Saddam. Don’t bogart the bong.”Posted by joe bagadonuts on 2005 10 24 at 11:57 AM • permalink
- I loved that song madawaskan. I sang it all the time. But I think you might be a bit wrong on the lyrics. As I recall it went something like:
Now watch what you say
da da da da da a radical
A liberal, oh fanatical, criminal
Oh da da da da da
da da da da da da
Acceptable, respectable, receptacle,
a cubicle!
At night when all the world´s asleep
The questions run too deep
For da da da da daaaaaaaaaaaa
Won´t you please, please tell me what we’ve learned
I know it sounds absurd
But please tell me I’m a yam,
I am yammmmmmmmm!
I am yammmmmmmmm!
I am YAMMMMMMMMM!(shift to sax solo, estastic applause, many bodacious and buxom ladies eying me hungrily all while licking their lips, redirect attention to calculus exam)
Oh shit.
Posted by wronwright on 2005 10 24 at 12:06 PM • permalink
