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Last updated on July 12th, 2017 at 10:51 am
The Liberation Army Against Freedom – background here – continues its explosive jihad against Western explosives.
When setting off one’s car bomb, one should try to approach the maximum number of innocents possible. One should not explode oneself on a sand dune.Posted by dean martin on 2007 12 28 at 04:58 AM • permalink
#6 She’s busy with teaching safety lessons to children.Posted by dean martin on 2007 12 28 at 06:06 AM • permalink
- Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 12 28 at 06:45 AM • permalink
Were those Pyrotechnic Artifice Corps. fireworks?Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 12 28 at 06:50 AM • permalink
Mehaul, regarding Dr Haneef, I love the way he’s been treated so dreadfully by Australia and its people, yet still wants to come back.
But only if he can sue for compo, of course.Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2007 12 28 at 07:06 AM • permalink
Reminds me of an old chap they used to get to do the fireworks at the Boddington rodeo. Both years I went he damn near killed either himself or others. My most vivid memory was similar to the bottle falling over one in the laaf video. One of his fireworks fell over, shot off and bounced off a pram bonnet before exploding about 5 meters up in the air. Singed a few people but the bub was unharmed.Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 12 28 at 07:35 AM • permalink
That would be like the “dont leave a bundle of detonators, tied with a lackey band into a bundle of about 15, on the dashboard of your ute, then put the mobile phone on the dash as well”
Believe it or not that was an actual reported incident, blew all the windows out of the ute and the eardrums of the dicks involved. Both got peppered with fragments but otherwise ok.Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 12 28 at 07:41 AM • permalink
“Both got peppered with fragments but otherwise ok.”
Oh, Mole honey, they were never OK….Posted by Barbara Skolaut on 2007 12 28 at 09:35 AM • permalink
#14: Nah, Paco Industries got out of the fireworks business several years ago (right about the time cousin Bobo Van Hoy decided to take inventory during a power outage by the light of a candle).
We do, however, still maintain a small production facility for our Pyrotechnically Amusing Cigar Ordnance (you just can’t beat the look on a man’s face when his cigar explodes!)
#24 Why is it I suddenly feel a need to know more details Paco? Is it so I can laugh so hard I cry?
RANDOM FACT #85829: When Ash turns up at work for a meeting that shouldn’t take longer than an hour (but took three damn hours!) and finds out that the air conditioner is broken when it’s 33C (somewhere above 90F for our foreign mates I think), Ash is not cheerful. Ash gets quite cranky. Ash blames the Permanent Air Conditioning Organisation for not properly taking care of the air con. Or the maintenance team. Ash was too hot to be picky about who to blame. Ash doesn’t take heat well. Ash also writes in third person sometimes, especially when there’s absolutely no reason to. This is probably the only thing that Ash and Colonel Milquetoast have in common.
More Tales of Conflagration.
Actress Robin Wright gets smart, ditches New Orleans Admiral.
- O/T sorry
Can anyone find the link to this story?The Queensland Court of Appeal has upheld a decision that a man repairing another person’s car when he was under the influence was guilty of drink-driving.He didn’t even have the keys. This means that if you are near a car and drunk you can be charged with drink driving. Ridiculous.
As a letter writer in the CM today says:
Breathalyse everyone in a taxi and if anyone is under the limit charge them with drink driving, because they might drive the vehicle.
O/T (ish) – how muslim woman are treated in Saudi Arabia.Posted by surfmaster on 2007 12 29 at 06:25 AM • permalink
Damn!!! Why do they have all the fun?!?