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Michael Moore’s Florida fat farm flensing is underway:
I am humbly dedicating my stay here to Cindy and Casey, and I vow to emerge a slimmer, stronger, more attractive agitator for Truth. See you in a week!
Sadly, a Bush-linked Cuban conspiracy now threatens Moore’s UnSuperSize Me program. Iowahawk has the full story.
Talking about fat farms – Mark Lathams’s man boobs have been added to the dictionary:Mark Latham shows his ‘man boobs’
Bulk almond bark is what did me in. A classic!Posted by spongeworthy on 2005 08 24 at 09:11 AM • permalink
- o/t Red kerry tonight found himself conscripted into happy mode when he interviewed mild mannered Alexander McCall-Smith-popular author and reluctant raconteur.
Despite kerry’s desperate attempts to drag him into the downward spiral/vortex of misery- he came up trumps,saying he would rather concentrate on the dignity,humour and courage of the African people than on (admittedly) shocking Aids numbers etc.
- o/t starring at our sandstone universities,coming soon apparently says the ad.
VIRGINIA LAFOND. there’s a familiar name,these Lafonds get around.Would she be related to the Lafond husband of alleged so called french separatist governor general elect of Canada?
ad runs “Working with the grief of mental illness.- Its untapped promise.”
Canadian social worker,mental health practitioner and author of the acclaimed
book,etc Virginia combines the wisdom of her own experience of psychiatric illness rehabilitation with lessons learned from her professional work and study….
Make that a Freedom Float-with two scoops-two scoops of ice cream.
The soon to be “more attractive”
Michael “No Moose No More” MoorePosted by madawaskan on 2005 08 24 at 11:38 AM • permalink
Anybody here remember those Judy Blume books of your youth. I haven’t heard the term flensing since I read the book “Blubber” in the 4th grade. The mean girls dress up as flensers for a Halloween party to harrass the fat girl they have dubbbed Blubber. Much soul searching follows. However I’ve always remembered a little chant from those girls in the book… “Oh what a riot! Blubber’s on a diet!” Help! This started out as a funny memory, and now I’m feeling like a mean girl making fun of the fat kid.
He’s dedicating this to Casey?
The Army Specialist who re-enlisted after we invaded Iraq? Who, accordingly, volunteered to participate in an “illegal and immoral” war against those Cindy Sheehan calls “freedom fighters” and Michael Moore calls “minutemen”? Does this make any sense?
Oh, wait, what am I saying? Michael Moore is an anti-war leftist. He’s not allowed to make sense.Posted by Warmongering Lunatic on 2005 08 24 at 07:07 PM • permalink
Watch out for the new environmental threat: Globular Whelming™.
Just pray people!
Pray to God he doesn’t trip whilst frolicking in the surf during the next camp beach outing…Thus inundating the entire Atlantic Basin.
It’d be “The Splat heard ‘round the world”.
Insurance rates are no doubt skyrocketing at this very moment due to this latest actuarial nightmare.
Note to self: Accelerate stilt raising schedule for house.
Awh gawd too funny.
Let me try one-
Pie pounding-oops! have you seen the movie-nevermind..
Ye elcair-sucking, Donut-Diver.Posted by madawaskan on 2005 08 24 at 08:21 PM • permalink
- #26 Warmongering,
Moore’s allowed to make sense, he just doesn’t bother doing so.Posted by Michael Lonie on 2005 08 24 at 09:27 PM • permalink
- Moore chins than a chinese phone directory
Salad dodging jelly arsed jihadihttp://www.telescreen.org/puddinparty/index17.html
A few of these should finish him off.Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2005 08 24 at 09:35 PM • permalink
“The first rule of Fat Club is, you don’t talk about Fat Club”
“The second rule about Fat Club is, you don’t talk about Fat Club”Posted by joe bagadonuts on 2005 08 25 at 09:16 AM • permalink
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But Venezuela is going to share some of its blubber .. no, oil, with Cuba. So then they can make lovely Internationale music together!
Enough to make a preacher spit? You bet. But when Pat Robertson mentions Chavez and Take Out in the same breath he is not talking food.