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Last updated on July 14th, 2017 at 01:48 pm
So John Howard lost. But how did some of this site’s other favourites fare? Let’s check ‘em out:
Unbelievably, despite extensive television and online promotion and the support of Phillip Adams, the Climate Changelings scored fewer than eight thousand votes. Out of more than 13 million.
The blonde, Prius-driving Wentworth eco-candidate won massive pre-poll publicity (mostly from the ABC) which she converted into six hundred whole votes. Below one per cent, in other words.
Our final hope for electoral success put up a grand fight, possibly deploying crystals and even runes in a desperate New Age bid for victory. Alas:
Assistant Health Minister Christopher Pyne appears to have just scraped home ahead of one of Labor’s young stars, Mia Handshin.
And people think we live in a democracy.