Three days, three acres, 3001 men

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Last updated on August 9th, 2017 at 11:54 am

People aware of the implications of this will find it terrifying:

i hope nice pete enters the great outdoor fight.

Of course, gates to The Acres are now closed, so Nice Pete is unable to enter. But if new entries were permitted, you know who I’d like to see join in?

Mohammed.

UPDATE. Grimmy writes:

This fight is held in Bakersfield? I live in Bakersfield. If there was a place for such a fight, Bakersfield would be a good enough fit. There’s plenty of us’ns here that do so enjoy that all over warm fuzzy feeling that comes with a good dose of punch drunk.
3 acres, 3 days, 3000 men, one left standing at the end.
Yeah, I can see that being a popular event here, as long as they allow the sale and consumption of beer.

Does whiskey count as beer?

Posted by Tim B. on 02/23/2006 at 04:58 AM

Kiz umec. Mo would win bro. 1 sms to da bruddas mate and it’ll be fully sik man. You wait till the WRX show up. Mo’s the man, he’s go bro’s and their ho’s.
Posted by Nic on 2006 02 23 at 05:06 AM • permalink

I want to see one of Leunigs ducks get the pellets kicked out of it.
Posted by TonyD on 2006 02 23 at 05:23 AM • permalink

Tyler Durden: OK: any historic figure.
Narrator: I’d fight Gandhi.
Tyler Durden: Good answer.
Narrator: How about you?
Tyler Durden: Lincoln.
Narrator: Lincoln?
Tyler Durden: Big guy, big reach. Skinny guys fight ‘til they’re burger.
Personally I’d put money on Willie Garvin or Sir James Hope Grant.
Posted by Nabakov on 2006 02 23 at 06:05 AM • permalink

Mohammed? The rules allow suicide belts?
Posted by perfectsense on 2006 02 23 at 06:21 AM • permalink

I only got back into Achewood recently after losing touch with it for a while, and I’m glad to see a lot of bloodthirsty maiming. Hand-to-hand combat is cool, as long as I’m watching from a safe distance.
Posted by Jim Treacher on 2006 02 23 at 07:22 AM • permalink

Man, that face just came straight off. Smuckles will be king.
Posted by CB on 2006 02 23 at 07:45 AM • permalink

tony abbott
Posted by KK on 2006 02 23 at 08:03 AM • permalink

Mohammed?
Sure.
But then you need to let in Jesus, Buddha and the Dalai Lama.
That said, I’m still betting on the son of legendary Rodney Stubbs. The cat has mad happy punch power.
Posted by William Young on 2006 02 23 at 09:36 AM • permalink

This fight is held in Bakersfield? I live in Bakersfield. If there was a place for such a fight, Bakersfield would be a good enough fit. There’s plenty of us’ns here that do so enjoy that all over warm fuzzy feeling that comes with a good dose of punch drunk.
3 acers, 3 days, 3000 men, one left standing at the end.
Yeah, I can see that being a popular event here, as long as they allow the sale and consumption of beer.
Posted by Grimmy on 2006 02 23 at 09:47 AM • permalink

WHICH Mohammed? There’s about a billion of them. And every one causes trouble.
Posted by Monroe Doctrine on 2006 02 23 at 10:20 AM • permalink

The Hanson brothers.
Posted by Matt in Denver on 2006 02 23 at 11:41 AM • permalink

Whiskey is just very old beer.
Posted by Rittenhouse on 2006 02 23 at 12:51 PM • permalink

Never been so thirsty as I was in Bakersfield…
Posted by ushie on 2006 02 23 at 01:33 PM • permalink

If you let in the Big Faith Four it becomes a question of who will be permitted to win.
Jesus would have to be be eliminated because he’s a patriarchal imperialist… hang on a minute, this is in Bakersfield?
Jesus wins. In his NASCAR.
Posted by fidens on 2006 02 23 at 06:52 PM • permalink

Does whiskey count as beer?
Well, yeah, but only if you’re in a hurry to get your head right..or it’s a formal occasion…or you can afford it.
Posted by Grimmy on 2006 02 23 at 07:24 PM • permalink

I wasn’t really familiar with Achewood, and figured it was some alt-Australian comic. I started reading the last few panels, and was wondering for a while if the Australians actually did put on a Great Outdoor Fight. It seems totally in character.
I think there’s money to be made here if someone runs with the idea. ESPN-8 would totally be on it. Maybe get sponsorship from Johnson & Johnson.
Posted by Ernst Blofeld on 2006 02 24 at 02:59 AM • permalink

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