“there is no snow”

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Last updated on August 4th, 2017 at 03:03 pm

protester demands snow:

The man, dressed only in a pair of Speedos, approached the prime minister as he mingled with guests in the local RSL.

He shouted: “What are you doing about global warming? There is no snow, there is no snow”, before he was quickly bundled away by security staff into a nearby toilet.

Via Craigo, who notes: “The bloke’s a total idiot – Brown Mountain, which is only 50km from Bega, was covered in so much snow last week that the highway was closed for a day. If he wants to join a ski team he can drive 2 hours to Thredbo where there’s plenty of snow at the moment.” It’s been a fine winter for snow all over the place.

Posted by Tim B. on 07/05/2007 at 02:03 AM
    1. Clearly a global snow denier.

      Posted by noir on 2007 07 05 at 02:11 AM • permalink

 

    1. The guy is obviously a fool. He must have thought the PM was Al Gore, who as quickly as you could say “Global Warming” would have blessed the man with plummetting temperatures and mountains of snow.
      For the believers I’m sure Al Gore will one day be the cause of hell freezing over!

      Posted by Hank Reardon on 2007 07 05 at 02:17 AM • permalink

 

    1. I, too, shall protest at the beach in solidarity with Speedo Boy because it is just so unfair that loser states like Colorado and Wyoming and Oregon get ski resorts, and we in Florida have to settle for water skis and jet skis due to our global-warming caused lack of snow (even though it gets down to 70 degrees F sometimes at night).  I blame Bush and his evil sidekick Cheney!

      Posted by SwampWoman on 2007 07 05 at 02:17 AM • permalink

 

    1. “There is no snow, there is no snow”.

      Was he complaining of a cocaine drought?

      Posted by Honkie Hammer on 2007 07 05 at 02:20 AM • permalink

 

    1. bundled away by security staff into a nearby toilet

      I guess they washed their hands of him.

      Posted by noir on 2007 07 05 at 02:21 AM • permalink

 

    1. “There is no snow, there is no snow”

      Was he making a Jedi like hand movement at the time?

      Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 07 05 at 02:24 AM • permalink

 

    1. He was interviewed on JJJ yesterday afternoon, and even the idiot presenter was dumbfounded when he launched into his “no snow” spray; the ABC flack commented “but hasn’t this been a bumper year? Even started the season early???!!??”

      Idiot in diktogs- “Yes, but last year was terrible”.

      A classic example of the sort of gerbil that’s swallowed the Gore 419 without gagging; at least he’s been charged with assault (and I hope he still had his speedos on when they threw him in the watch-house).

      Expect to see his buffoonery and attention-seking on youtube shortly- his cretinous offsider recorded the incident.

      Whatever happened to the days when pigshit thick bogans used Big Brother or video’d arrest scuffles to gain notoriety.

      Posted by Habib on 2007 07 05 at 02:30 AM • permalink

 

    1. Everyone can rest assured that I am not going to follow Speedo Boy’s example and do my instructing at Thredbo this weekend in my budgie smugglers.  The official weather forecast is for blizzard conditions, so wearing only budgie smugglers would guarantee I’d have three Adam’s apples.

      Posted by craigo on 2007 07 05 at 02:43 AM • permalink

 

    1. Hopefully he’ll be in quite a bit of trouble. Assaulting a cop during a rush on the PM shouldn’t be a trivial matter.

      Posted by Radius on 2007 07 05 at 02:43 AM • permalink

 

    1. “There is no snow, there is no snow”.

      He sounds like the former Iraqi Information Weather Minister.

      Posted by genius on 2007 07 05 at 02:46 AM • permalink

 

    1. Sometimes the differences in English word usage are rather funny.  I know what was meant by bundling someone into the toilet, but in USian English the toilet is the ceramic fixture, not the room.

      But I suppose the fellow was dressed for it.  😉

      Posted by Synova on 2007 07 05 at 02:49 AM • permalink

 

    1. I’d like to see speedoboy on youtube. Somebody needs to do one of those computer animation things with him, her,the just poop sign, zombie’s whole collection, all madly dancing together like masturbatory monkees to a good dance beat. Done right, it would be art.

      Posted by dean martin on 2007 07 05 at 02:51 AM • permalink

 

    1. BTW, Thredbo sent me an email this afternoon announcing that the resort has received 40cm of snow in the past 24 hours.

      “There is no snow, there is no snow”

      Posted by craigo on 2007 07 05 at 02:51 AM • permalink

 

    1. June 2007 was the coldest month since 1956

      And coldest month in recorded history in NT & QLD

      Linky

      Posted by Munga on 2007 07 05 at 02:53 AM • permalink

 

    1. Bryli would eat that zombie for lunch and use his speedos to floss. Where is Bryli?

      Posted by mehaul on 2007 07 05 at 02:58 AM • permalink

 

    1. #3 Swampwoman

      I’ve just left a post for you on the other thread, but I’ve found you here

      Great to see you!

      As for snow – it’s a bit chilly in Sydney at the moment after a lovely day yesterday (temp of 21C was the same as London’s summer temp for the day)

      It must be snowing around Oberon way

      Posted by aussiemagpie on 2007 07 05 at 03:00 AM • permalink

 

    1. The belief in AGW is entirely independent of actual physical evidence.
      The AGW theory was postulated before there was any concrete evidence.
      The ‘religion’ will survive irrespective of what the Earth’s climate does, in fact I think its adherents will become all the more vehement if the climate cools.
      For an interesting history of AGW go here.

      Posted by chrisgo on 2007 07 05 at 03:03 AM • permalink

 

    1. #17 – Still, it’s better than worrying about actual things.

      Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 07 05 at 03:11 AM • permalink

 

    1. They (the rozzers) should have dropped him off on the peak of the nearest snow-covered mountain dressed just as he was.  Let him yomp back out.  Probably still wouldn’t see it.

      None so blind as those who will not see….

      Posted by Olrence on 2007 07 05 at 03:18 AM • permalink

 

    1. #17 chrisgo

      Thank you so much for posting that link – and I agree with you, it’s now a religion with a God, disciples and a congregation along with rituals and codes of behaviour

      Posted by aussiemagpie on 2007 07 05 at 03:19 AM • permalink

 

    1. My pleasure aussiemagpie.

      Posted by chrisgo on 2007 07 05 at 03:31 AM • permalink

 

    1. There is no right or wrong
      There is no true fact
      There is only indoctrination
      Snow is black.

      Posted by Grimmy on 2007 07 05 at 03:32 AM • permalink

 

    1. #5
      Great shame they didn’t call Blue Cow (not that far away) for a fridge semitrailer full of snow.  This would have melted into a bucket while the Feds were working this ape over with a couple of blowtorches, and the resulting H2O used to flush the remains into the Bega River and thence into the Tasman Sea.

      Cheers
      RodC

      Posted by Rod C on 2007 07 05 at 03:44 AM • permalink

 

    1. It’s 90 goddamn degrees here (32 degrees in wacky moon units). If speedo hippie wants to see warm weather, I’ll trade places in a heatbeat. Maybe I’ll even wear a speedo to attract your scandalous antipodean temptresses. Probably not, though.

      Posted by Jeepster on 2007 07 05 at 04:21 AM • permalink

 

    1. #11:
      I know what was meant by bundling someone into the toilet, but in USian English the toilet is the ceramic fixture, not the room.

      Who’s to say the cops couldn’t be persuaded to administer a swirly if the situation warranted it?

      Posted by Vexorg on 2007 07 05 at 04:24 AM • permalink

 

    1. Or, to translate that for the Aussies, a dunnyflushing (since the Wikipedia article seems to indicate they actually DO have a seperate term for that.)

      Posted by Vexorg on 2007 07 05 at 04:31 AM • permalink

 

    1. #25 True, but you North Americans call tghe room containing the shitter the “bathrooom”.
      40 years in Oz, and my Canadian war bride sill goes to the “bathroom”

      Cheers
      RodC

      Posted by Rod C on 2007 07 05 at 04:48 AM • permalink

 

    1. “There is no snow.  There is no snow.”

      A bad case of snow blindness.

      Posted by Brett_McS on 2007 07 05 at 05:05 AM • permalink

 

    1. #17 good link.  The AGW alarm got its kick-off with a presentation before the US congress in 1989 following two (2) years in a row of slightly above average temperatures.

      Posted by Brett_McS on 2007 07 05 at 05:08 AM • permalink

 

    1. #24 you sound like you think that 32 degrees is a problem.
      I have been pondering today, which is worse? A two degree rise in global temperature, or a two degree fall in global temperature?

      I wonder what a moscovite thinks?
      Would a resident of Marble Bar even notice?

      Posted by entropy on 2007 07 05 at 07:05 AM • permalink

 

    1. Interesting photo, that.  The look on the guy’s face says it all:  I got to show off my package, and ain’t it impressive!  Global warming is just an excuse.

      Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 07 05 at 08:14 AM • permalink

 

    1. Who’s to say the cops couldn’t be persuaded to administer a swirly if the situation warranted it?

      But.. but.. waterboarding is torture! Torture I tells ya!

      Somebody should lock up Jimbo Jones…

      Posted by Nicholas on 2007 07 05 at 08:34 AM • permalink

 

    1. Speedos.  Wimp.  Anyone who’s never walked naked through a hotel lobby has no claim to moral authority.

      Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 07 05 at 09:50 AM • permalink

 

    1. What I want to know is, what is the Prime Minister doing about Speedos?

      Posted by paco on 2007 07 05 at 10:21 AM • permalink

 

    1. PM can’t do a thing, Paco. The venerable Aussie Speedos label was acquired by a subsidiary of PACO Enterprises back in 1994 and has exclusive access to the nutcase market here under the US-Australia Free Trade Agreement.

      Posted by mareeS on 2007 07 05 at 10:47 AM • permalink

 

    1. #35: Sheesh! Every time I turn around, I find that Paco Enterprises has sprouted another tentacle. My people are certainly active. And I have to admit, the nutbucket demographic affords tremendous profit potential.

      Posted by paco on 2007 07 05 at 10:51 AM • permalink

 

    1. “One of them, a 39-year-old man from nearby Wandella, disrupted traffic for two hours when he chained himself to the undercarriage of the truck by his neck.”

      Smart.

      Posted by Dave Surls on 2007 07 05 at 11:39 AM • permalink

 

    1. #37: “One of them, a 39-year-old man from nearby Wandella, disrupted traffic for two hours when he chained himself to the undercarriage of the truck by his neck.”

      I don’t understand. I mean, that wouldn’t significantly have slowed the truck down, would it?

      Posted by paco on 2007 07 05 at 12:03 PM • permalink

 

    1. #6:

      My first thought was that he was doing a Comical Ali impression…

      Posted by PW on 2007 07 05 at 01:10 PM • permalink

 

    1. Oh, dammit…the appropriately named genius already said that in #10. I’ll go flog myself with the Prolixity Appropriateness in Commenting Optimizer now.

      Posted by PW on 2007 07 05 at 01:13 PM • permalink

 

    1. #36:  Don’t be silly… Where would you get an idea like that?  Of course we wouldn’t be overstepping your authority.

      Oh, and by the way, there’s 836 pages of Paperwork to Administer Corporate Operations on your desk.  Do you think we could get it signed by 5pm tonight?

      Posted by Vexorg on 2007 07 05 at 01:38 PM • permalink

 

    1. No snow but a hint the protestor could have been on ice.

      Posted by watty on 2007 07 05 at 10:03 PM • permalink

 

    1. Obviously, an Aussie who believes in snow worries, mate. Or does he actually want a return to the White Australia Policy?

      Posted by andycanuck on 2007 07 05 at 11:01 PM • permalink

 

    1. Adding to the irony….

      I am told that there was also apparently a full “Anti-Global Warming” protest out the front of the RSL where the PM was, but it dispersed pretty quicky when a frigid downpour of sleet hit them soon after the PM arrived.

      Posted by Apparatchik on 2007 07 05 at 11:18 PM • permalink

 

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