The superior cracky

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Last updated on August 9th, 2017 at 11:22 am

When purchasing your lobster and crab cracker from German firm Westmark, never settle for the mere Cracky. Always demand the Cracky Spezial.

Posted by Tim B. on 08/01/2006 at 10:29 AM

Now you’ve done it. You’ve crashed their site. How much traffic can they handle, anyway?
Posted by Bruce Rheinstein on 2006 08 01 at 10:36 AM • permalink

Oh no! A Krazy Krustacean DOS. But maybe it’s PETA’s doings and not Tim’s?
Posted by andycanuck on 2006 08 01 at 10:59 AM • permalink

Those lobsters are plastic!
Posted by Mr. Bingley on 2006 08 01 at 11:00 AM • permalink

Anyhow, Tim, you should always use a Florida Cracker.
Posted by Mr. Bingley on 2006 08 01 at 11:04 AM • permalink

Oh Lordy, another struggling website smashed by Blair and the VRWC!
I have a thing in the kitchen gadget drawer called a “Hummerknacker” for cracking crayfish. I haven’t tried it on a Hummer yet (especially the Governater’s, as ‘roid rage scares me) but if Hummers have knackers, I have the tool.
About three Bogan jokes there. Thank you.
Posted by Pedro the Ignorant on 2006 08 01 at 11:09 AM • permalink

#5. Heh!
Posted by Olrence on 2006 08 01 at 11:16 AM • permalink

Peter’s of Kensington’s website is getting so much traffic, they must think they’ve died and gone to heaven. Little do they know that it’s just the VRWC lookyloos.
Posted by RebeccaH on 2006 08 01 at 02:53 PM • permalink

The Superior Cracky sounds like a menu item in a brothel.
Posted by Bill Spencer on 2006 08 01 at 03:16 PM • permalink

What kind of, um, service would the Superior Cracky be, Bill?
Posted by Kyda Sylvester on 2006 08 01 at 03:20 PM • permalink

I’m not sure I want to know the answer to that question, Kyda.
Posted by Achillea on 2006 08 01 at 03:56 PM • permalink

That lobster is armed.
Posted by Henry boy on 2006 08 01 at 04:43 PM • permalink

I hate seafood. As my pa always used to say, “I don’t eat nothin’ that don’t walk on dry land”.
Posted by paco on 2006 08 01 at 05:25 PM • permalink

Onya Pedro with the bogan jokes.
Trouble is that some of our regular friends & visitors will be able to get the bogan jokes – we are going to have to invent a new strine.
Posted by kae on 2006 08 01 at 06:14 PM • permalink

The site still appears to be broken….
Posted by Stop Continental Drift! on 2006 08 01 at 06:39 PM • permalink

It’s come in handy if you were being menaced by this family, or you found yourself cornered by Mister Pinchy.
Anyone ever hear a sketch by Bill Murray about there being a lobster loose? Everybody get outta here- he’s vengeful!
Posted by Habib on 2006 08 01 at 09:17 PM • permalink