Test your bernie iq

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Last updated on August 9th, 2017 at 04:57 am

How much do you know about Bernie Sanders, the first confessed socialist ever elected to the US Senate? Take the quiz, already:

1. Bernie is the son of:
a) Colonel Sanders
b) Belt Sanders
c) a Jewish Polish immigrant to the United States

2. As Mayor, Bernie helped make Burlington …
a) one of the most exciting and livable small cities in America
b) one of the least exciting and unlivable large towns in America
c) America’s handgun capital

3. When Bernie moved to Vermont in 1964, he worked as a:
a) male model and hairstylist 
b) truck driver and vigilante
c) carpenter and journalist

4. Bernie regards it as a national disgrace that the United States has, by far, the highest rate of:
a) Bush voters
b) child poverty of any industrialized country and a childcare system that is abysmal
c) NASCAR drivers

5. Bernie was a member of which group in 1989:
a) Hezbollah
b) the faculty at Harvard University
c) Salt ’n’ Pepa

6. Bernie played which role in the 2001 comedy My X-Girlfriend’s Wedding Reception:
a) Rabbi Manny Shevitz
b) Godfather Carmine
c) Reception guest

7. Bernie once took a busload of constituents to Canada so they could:
a) sell illegal drugs
b) buy prescription drugs
c) emigrate

8. Bernie drives:
a) a hard bargain
b) a beat-up old Saturn
c) an SUV owned by John Kerry’s family

9. Bernie once made a cheap video celebrating:
a) Eugene Victor Debs
b) Don “Big Daddy” Garlits
c) Girls Gone Wild

10. Bernie believes that in the richest nation in the history of the world, all Americans should:
a) support the system that has created this enormous wealth
b) buy more yachts
c) enjoy a decent standard of living

Posted by Tim B. on 11/18/2006 at 01:05 PM
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