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Last updated on March 5th, 2018 at 01:45 pm

Comical protest news from Montreal:

Thousands of people ignored frigid temperatures to lead a worldwide day of protest against global warming.

UPDATE. In other hilarious climate developments, China wants the US to ratify Kyoto—while remaining exempt itself.

Posted by Tim B. on 12/03/2005 at 11:30 PM
    1. No problem:

      If the temperature is slightly warmer than usual for this time of year, it’s evidence of global warming.

      If the temperature is colder than usual for this time of year, it’s evidence that weather patterns are being disrupted, and therefore evidence of global warming.

      If the temperature is exactly as expected for this time of year, it either doesn’t mean anything, or it shows that there is still time to act before it is too late.

      Posted by jic on 2005 12 04 at 12:40 AM • permalink

 

    1. Tee Hee!!They dont even realize that sounds like an ONION headline. Delusions are the belief that things are true despite all evidence to the contrary. Kyoto is such an article of faith for the nutters, they will never see it for the scam it is. I wonder if there was a march in New Zealand:)

      Posted by debi L. on 2005 12 04 at 12:42 AM • permalink

 

    1. I read it through, and have only one question: Did those 600,000 people who signed a petition to have Bush and the US help “slow global warming” demand that we convert as quickly as possible to nuclear power?

      Posted by JorgXMcKie on 2005 12 04 at 12:47 AM • permalink

 

    1. Taking my cue from the MSM’s approach, I refer to it as so-called climate change these days.

      Posted by ArtVandelay on 2005 12 04 at 01:44 AM • permalink

 

    1. This global warming thing is going to get us one way or the other. I predict temperate climant will engulf the entire globe and turn us all into margarita-swilling beach bums. Now just you wait and see.

      Posted by zefal on 2005 12 04 at 01:55 AM • permalink

 

    1. Is frigidity causing global warming?

      Posted by Inurbanus on 2005 12 04 at 02:09 AM • permalink

 

    1. I think there’s something to this ‘climate change’ thing. Yesterday here in Byron Bay it was 26 deg celcius and today it was almost 29c.
      I arrest my case!

      Posted by Lucky Nutsacks on 2005 12 04 at 02:32 AM • permalink

 

    1. On December 2nd, there was a ‘Walk Against Warming’ in Albert Park, Melbourne.

      The weather? Cold.

      Posted by TimT on 2005 12 04 at 03:16 AM • permalink

 

    1. Didn’t Al Gore invent the cold-weather global-warming protest?

      Posted by richard mcenroe on 2005 12 04 at 03:18 AM • permalink

 

    1. Maybe that can be the OTHER new name for ANSWER:

      Asian
      Natives
      Sweating
      Western
      Ecological
      Realism

      Posted by richard mcenroe on 2005 12 04 at 03:25 AM • permalink

 

    1. The population of Canada seems to be chiefly huddled along Canada’s southern border.  Why would that be?

      Probably it’s to avoid the melting tundra up north.

      Posted by rhhardin on 2005 12 04 at 03:31 AM • permalink

 

    1. My computer overheated and shut down today. Damn you George and John!!

      Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2005 12 04 at 04:32 AM • permalink

 

    1. It was 30+ degrees Celsius here, so Nick and thought it was about time we put up the Christmas lights.

      Is that Bush’s fault too?

      — Nora

      Posted by The Thin Man Returns on 2005 12 04 at 04:43 AM • permalink

 

    1. PIMF Nick and I

      Posted by The Thin Man Returns on 2005 12 04 at 04:44 AM • permalink

 

    1. When the weather is hot the issue is global warming. When the weather is cold the issue becomes climate change.

      That way, all bases are covered.

      Posted by amortiser on 2005 12 04 at 05:12 AM • permalink

 

    1. “Ten years ago we thought we had a lot of time, five years ago we thought we had a lot of time, but now science is telling us that we don’t have a lot of time,” he said.  “Global warming can mean colder, it can mean drier, it can mean wetter, that’s what we’re dealing with,” he said.

      He’s right.  It was wetter this fall.  Then it stopped and now it’s drier.  And by George (Bush), lately it’s been colder here in Amerikkka.  And just think, I always thought it was because of the Earth’s tilt on its axis.

      Posted by wronwright on 2005 12 04 at 05:15 AM • permalink

 

    1. China — one of the world’s major polluters — urged the U.S. to join the Kyoto treaty Wednesday, rejecting arguments that the pact is flawed because it fails to restrict emissions by developing countries.

      Well, know what?  I reject China’s rejection.  Get ALL NATIONS on board this Kyoto train ride to the cliff and we’ll talk about it.  Otherwise all the other signatories to the Kyoto Protocol can just work on complying on this own.

      Come on New Zealand, let’s focus.

      Posted by wronwright on 2005 12 04 at 05:24 AM • permalink

 

    1. China is a signatory to Kyoto.  China and other developing countries have no obligations.  Australia’s only target is 8% above 1990 levels.

      Posted by Ender on 2005 12 04 at 06:07 AM • permalink

 

    1. Tim T

      I was on that walk.  I got hot.  Explanation, Mr Bush?

      Posted by Inurbanus on 2005 12 04 at 06:25 AM • permalink

 

    1. China’s obligations – do they stretch to making sure that their newfound industrial miracle has people running it that can avoid flooding their and Russia’s ecosystems with benzine?
      Or are we to see another command economy totter into the 21st Century with no care and no responsibility. Perhaps they will do something really useful and graduate from producing the more common consumer goodies to making cars that need little or no petrol. Under license from the patent holders, of course. (they are great respecters of intellectual property too).
      In the meantime, we have Ender back here to remind us that he is really committed to the Kyoto thing and that we are all rather naughty if we disrespect it.

      Posted by blogstrop on 2005 12 04 at 06:57 AM • permalink

 

    1. Golly, China wants us to ratify the Kyoto treaty?  I don’t think so!  As I recall, not even John Kerry was that stupid.

      Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2005 12 04 at 10:34 AM • permalink

 

    1. “Global warming can mean colder, it can mean drier, it can mean wetter, that’s what we’re dealing with”

      Jeebus, do they even realize what retarded religious zealots they sound like?

      Reminds me of a conversation I had with my catechism teacher in eighth grade, right about the time I started my path to Hell:

      “If the bread and wine turns into the body and blood of Christ, how come it stills tastes like bread and wine?”

      “That’s part of the miracle.”

      Posted by Dave S. on 2005 12 04 at 01:31 PM • permalink

 

    1. I read that because of global warming, butterfly species are moving north.  Does that mean there won’t be any more damn butterflies stirring up hurricanes in Brazil anymore?  If so, I say it’s probably a good thing.

      Posted by RebeccaH on 2005 12 04 at 02:48 PM • permalink

 

    1. “Global warming can mean colder, it can mean drier, it can mean wetter, that’s what we’re dealing with,”

      Man, if that isnt a study in CYA.

      Part of me actually wants a Democrat elected President in 08, just so this “problem” of global warming/climate change/whatever, will magically go away.

      Its a sorry display of human gullibility and (in many cases) insincerity and I’m tired of looking at it.

      Why dont they just admit their base desire is the destruction of capitalism?

      At least then, they wouldnt be insulting the intelligence of the rest of us.

      Posted by Thomas on 2005 12 04 at 02:55 PM • permalink

 

    1. Inurbanus,

      Clearly, (for reasons which I am unable to explain), it is the Zionists fault.

      Posted by TimT on 2005 12 04 at 07:32 PM • permalink

 

    1. Aha!

      Posted by Inurbanus on 2005 12 04 at 11:45 PM • permalink

 

    1. Held their breath for a minute? Should have held it for ten minutes. Do us all a favour.

      Posted by 11BRAVO on 2005 12 07 at 07:27 AM • permalink

 

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