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Further, er, highlights from the weekend’s G20 shenanigans, courtesy of Sharon Lapkin:
This fellow obviously has nothing against globalisation, considering he’s globalised himself to the extent he can no longer zip his pants.
As is traditional, the nation’s lamest white boy turned up in support of Hezbollah.
He’s got the green maraca. He’s got the crystal stick. He’s got teeth seemingly installed at random. He’ll bring down capitalism.
The date on his shirt possibly refers to these amendments to the Food Standards Code. About anything else suggested by this image, I do not wish to think. Earlier G20 items here, here, here, and here. Indymediawatch has a fine roundup.
- I thought if there was anybody who recognised the benefits of globalisation, it’d be Santa.Posted by hayesy on 2006 11 19 at 11:04 AM • permalink
- That’s not Santa. OK, you got me, I confess I visited, but just to watch the freaks. Some female customs agent confiscated my shirt and tie—I think she wanted to see why the call me Shaky.Posted by Shaky Barnes on 2006 11 19 at 11:27 AM • permalink
This fellow obviously has nothing against globalisation, considering he’s globalised himself to the extent he can no longer zip his pants.
Nor it seems can he find and display his compiss.
As is traditional, the nation’s lamest white boy turned up in support of Hezbollah.
WOW! An albino ‘Bollah…rare…but evidently, on the increase.
He’s got the green maraca.
How can you tell, this is only a head shot?
He’s got the crystal stick.
Ahhh, yes…it’s rather a long one too and looks as though he has a French Tickler on it, but I thought it was “green”?
He’s got teeth seemingly installed at random.
Would hate to see this porker smile, after a meal with corn on the cob and barbecue ribs.
The date on his shirt possibly refers to these amendments to the Food Standards Code. About anything else suggested by this image, I do not wish to think. Earlier G20 items here, here, here, and here. Indymediawatch has a fine roundup.
Yes, finally a true picture of the American TV hit show, Sex and the City. Happy to see this, now I know why I never have watched it.
- Picture #1(covering eyes and screaming inside)Please for the love of Gaia and a more beautiful earth, put on a shirt and cover up that case of Dunlaps’ Disease*!!
Picture #4 Look, “Why Don’t We Do It In the Road?” is a song lyric… not an imperative. Just get a hotel room, or at least a large box under a highway overpass!
*Dunlap… his belly done lap over his belt.
- Picture #4 Let’s have an ug-in for peace.Posted by andycanuck on 2006 11 19 at 12:20 PM • permalink
- The nation’s lamest white boy looks to be lost. Maybe mommy lost him in the crowd?Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 11 19 at 12:22 PM • permalink
- Wow do you have to be ugly to go to one of these protests?Posted by Andrew Ian Dodge on 2006 11 19 at 12:27 PM • permalink
- Not yet Paco, but I reckon there are several bits of detritus orbiting this massive bulk’s gravitational field.Posted by James Waterton on 2006 11 19 at 01:06 PM • permalink
- Those are some butt ugly people. Reminds me of a Democratic national convention I witnessed in San Fran back in the 80’s. It was a people watchers paradise. I laughed my ass off when I saw the largish group with big signs that read: “Commies for Christ.” That was one of the finest times I’ve had. Just watchin the weirdos.
There must be something about bad teeth and being a nut job. They seem to go hand in hand.
Posted by Kathy from Austin on 2006 11 19 at 01:36 PM • permalink
- Hmmmm.
What I want to know is why these people dress as if they’re working as extras at a very bad C-level sci-fi movie set?
What part of anti-globalization requires someone to not wear a tie?
Posted by memomachine on 2006 11 19 at 01:56 PM • permalink
- Or one could make the case that they are, in fact, coyote ugly. Being coyote ugly is about as bad as it gets in the south. The joke goes that a guy wakes up the next morning with his arm under an ugly woman. He would rather chew his arm off than risk waking her up.Posted by Kathy from Austin on 2006 11 19 at 02:10 PM • permalink
- I can understand why the guy in the first photo whould be against global warming. Given his girth I doubt that he would be able to outrun the rising ocean levels.
He might make a tasty meal for a starving polar bear though.
Posted by joe bagadonuts on 2006 11 19 at 02:59 PM • permalink
- What, no baby strollers? There are always supposed to be baby strollers in these pictures of lefty demos. Hell, the MSM will practically buy one just so they get a picture of one.Posted by David Crawford on 2006 11 19 at 03:09 PM • permalink
- Re: Green Maraca Guy. Boy, Guliani’s really let himself go!Posted by Jim Treacher on 2006 11 19 at 03:21 PM • permalink
- A man of no appearance makes the news this morning —
A 28 year old man will appear in a Melbourne court this morning to face charges in relation to a violent protest outside the G20 summit on the weekend.
Monash University student, Akim Sari, of no fixed address, faced an out-of-sessions hearing late yesterday after he allegedly damaged a police brawler van and stole its log book…
Police Association secretary Senior Sergeant Paul Mullett said officers lives were put at risk during the violence because they were told to take a soft approach to protesters…
Posted by walterplinge on 2006 11 19 at 05:17 PM • permalink
- All oversized protesters should be required to wear a shirt. Hair, hemp, organic cotton grown by humble farmers, whatever.
— Joanne Jacobs
Posted by Joanne Jacobs on 2006 11 19 at 05:26 PM • permalink
- Since I’m butt-ugly, I don’t feel qualified to judge people’s looks. I suspect many other readers are in a similar situation. I also have a soft spot for pale young boys (boy in yellow scarf).
However, I will criticise the methods of these protestors. As far as one can tell, they are more interested in getting off on violence than engaging in dialogue. They are thus no better than a pack of hoons who go on a rampage after going to the pub. These buggers forced the closure of part of Collins Street, which really played havoc with my shopping plans.
- RE: the photos…
If globalization causes genetic deformities, then these guys have good reason to protest.
Posted by Dave Surls on 2006 11 19 at 06:32 PM • permalink
- I’m no looker either, but I don’t force my non-lookerism on the general public by wearing trailertrash-goth outfits like Countess Chocula in the last picture. Yaarrggghhh!Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2006 11 19 at 06:40 PM • permalink
- “What makes them ugly isn’t their looks…”
Are you kidding me? These folks should take out a patent on ugly.
Posted by Dave Surls on 2006 11 19 at 06:47 PM • permalink
- But I am confused. The G20 was goping on while our dear PMSH was at an APEC meeting in Vietnam. So who was at this G20 meeting? Whyn were these people protesting?
Or was this a clever faint by the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy to dupe the idiots into protesting in an irrelevent city?
Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2006 11 19 at 07:24 PM • permalink
- That fat woman’s foot is on the wrong leg.Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2006 11 19 at 07:27 PM • permalink
- #35 In my office this morning, a brief chat ensued about Akim Sari (still a student at 28, eh, Akim?). As the resident RWDB, I was pointing out that he has ‘form’, at which one of the resident moonbats started muttering darkly about how the poor young dear will be penalized for having a ‘foreign-sounding name’. More of what passes for thought on the Left.
- CHEAP AND DIRTY BIRTH CONTROL METHODS
“Countess Chocula”
Instead of handing out free condoms in schools, they should just post pictures of her in the nurse’s office.
Posted by Dave Surls on 2006 11 19 at 07:29 PM • permalink
- Hey, kathy from Austin, I’ve been there. Loved the town, particularly the old hotels.Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2006 11 19 at 07:32 PM • permalink
- “If you intend to protest peacefully why mask your face?”
You ask that question after seeing that collection of mugs?
I’d say they should be commended for performing a public service.
Posted by Dave Surls on 2006 11 19 at 07:34 PM • permalink
If you intend to protest peacefully why mask your face?
I’ve heard a few express fear they’d lose their jobs at McDonald’s and Starbucks if The Man spotted them at a protest.
Posted by Rob Crawford on 2006 11 19 at 07:43 PM • permalink
- Oh, and just to be clear—I don’t believe that excuse. They wear masks because they intend to commit violence.Posted by Rob Crawford on 2006 11 19 at 07:45 PM • permalink
- Anarchists, is there a more useless “philosophy” in the world?
“Smash the state controll so we can all live free!” Presumably that includes hospitals, schools, fresh water supplies, housing construction etc.
Black flag girl needs remiding she would be fair game to any randy male if the “facist pigs” werent there to ensure it didnt happen.
Theres never an explodydope around when you want one.Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2006 11 19 at 07:47 PM • permalink
- Their true ugliness is the result of the unexamined belief that they alone speak for everyone else in the world. It’s debatable whether 18th Century colonialists were as smug in their sense of righteousness as this bunch of religious zealots. I defend their right to protest and dress as they like, but they have no right to act violently or to prevent others from going about their daily lives.
- Rob, we got the joke, and it was a good one.
They’re utterly gutless hiding their faces. If you want to protest, you should own your views.
The pale young boy is showing his face. I’ll give him kudos – or something – for that. In a few years time he’ll be the first person on the ALP’s Senate ticket or something. Most people grow out of such activism. He looks to middle-class to continue the cause for too long.
I saw a bunch of them on the tram on Friday afternoon as I was going to pick up tickets for the theatre at Southbank, and they were all excited and jumpy and chatty. Supporting the right to protest is cool and I’m all in support of it, but acting like “pork chops”(Taylor 2006) is another thing.
- “The pale young boy is showing his face.”
Oughta be a poster child for geekhood.
Posted by Dave Surls on 2006 11 19 at 09:08 PM • permalink
- “Picture #4 completely demolishes that tinpot theory…”
Doesn’t do much for the theory of evolution either.
Posted by Dave Surls on 2006 11 19 at 09:10 PM • permalink
- The irony here about this anarchist exhibitionism, is that they don’t seem to realise the extend to which they they have been co-opted by The Man. As has been noted before the public would not pay attention to the machinations of the fat cats when they can be easily distracted by these ugly clowns. There are any number of problems with globalisation but any old line trade unionist in the George Meany mould would have a hard time raising issues like the difficulties older workers have in adjusting to the pace of change while enduring a real cut in their wages Or a nationalist who is concerned about the extend to which globaloney undermines his country’s independance while these ass clowns undermine every discussion with their antics.
- It looks like quite a few of them (the first guy in particular) don’t believe that resources should be redistributed to those who are more needy.Posted by Art Vandelay on 2006 11 19 at 09:32 PM • permalink
- #47: I’m with Dave Surls. These idiots look like they’ve been beaten savagely with the proverbial ugly stick. In fact, I believe their political organization is probably a sort of “Last Chance” dating service. Although I’m pretty sure that the guy in the first picture who’s carrying around his unborn twin brother is going to strike out.
- “Are they on unemployment payments…”
Nah, most of them are investment bankers, and brain surgeons.
Posted by Dave Surls on 2006 11 19 at 09:37 PM • permalink
- “Although I’m pretty sure that the guy in the first picture who’s carrying around his unborn twin brother is going to strike out.”
That old boy is just a cheeseburger away from attaining critical mass.
Posted by Dave Surls on 2006 11 19 at 09:43 PM • permalink
- Picture #3 could be Geoffrey Rush giving us a sneak preview of one of his upcoming Pirates outfits.Posted by ErnestBludger on 2006 11 19 at 09:55 PM • permalink
- I looked closely at picture #3, and am delighted to see that Janet Reno has found something to occupy her time.
The last picture, of the two spooning plug-uglies, almost makes me want to enter a monastery – except I’d probably run into a fair number of fat friars resembling the guy in picture #1 (although at least in a monastery, he’d be obliged to wear a robe, or perhap a pup-tent, over that blubber).
- “The last picture, of the two spooning plug-uglies, almost makes me want to enter a monastery”
If I saw the Beast in Black coming towards me…I’d enter any building that had a locking door, pronto.
Posted by Dave Surls on 2006 11 19 at 10:22 PM • permalink
- The look on the walloper’s face in pic #3 is priceless!
He just really wants to exercise some crowd control on the maraca dude.
Posted by Pedro the Ignorant on 2006 11 19 at 10:22 PM • permalink
- #1 SAAML
(Stupid Acronym About Making Me Laugh)
Posted by Margos Maid on 2006 11 19 at 10:32 PM • permalink
Rob, we got the joke, and it was a good one.
What joke? I’ve seriously heard that excuse.
Posted by Rob Crawford on 2006 11 19 at 10:36 PM • permalink
- Hmmm, well i don’t have as much time for these @sswipes as some of you Voltaire inclined types…
I’d only go so far as to say that these people have the right to protest, just as the police SHOULD (and if I had anything to do with it WOULD) have the right to use rubber bullets and water cannons on the first pack of scum that looked the wrong way and assaulted the liberties of others, including disrupting the friggin’ traffic and making life harder for everyone else…
At the first opportunity these scum would be laid into, and if your one of Tim Costello or Bono’s innocent ethical bystanders and caught a few rounds, TOUGH LUCK!!! Don’t hang out with such useless sh!ts…
AS to the career student (malingerer/d!ckhead) Sari, any decent educational establishment would cancel his enrollment and hopefully erase all credits for being such an @sshole along with the other dregs he obviously coordinated his actions with…. If he wasn’t a permenant residence but here on some visa, this would be a prime definition of an action that would have his @ss warming a seat on the first plane out of Oz charged to his expense with any seized belongings he has here… And he’d be told not to come back if he knows whats good for him, or its a long stay in a detention centre!!!
I think after one or two of such responses, the behaviour of these protesters would improve markedly, for the benefit of everyone involved…
- #42 Darlene, speaking as one who has been seen in public in your company out in the meatworld, I would like to smack you upside of the head.
You are a long way from butt-ugly. I think you look nice.
So there.
Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2006 11 20 at 12:15 AM • permalink
- Feck!- nobody give me a harpoon!Posted by oswald bastable on 2006 11 20 at 12:41 AM • permalink
Or one could make the case that they are, in fact, coyote ugly. Being coyote ugly is about as bad as it gets in the south. The joke goes that a guy wakes up the next morning with his arm under an ugly woman. He would rather chew his arm off than risk waking her up.
Jeez, I just hate like hell to be a nitpicker, but I have to. There are varying degrees and, in technical terms, you’ve described a One Coyote, where some slutty manchild does indeed chew off his arm so as not to wake the Yuma-rillo he crawled into bed with the night before. Now, should she be SObeastial/buttugly/humongous/alloftheabove that he’s irreparably scarred by the experience, he performs the surgical procedure known as a TWO Coyote, in which he chews off his remaining arm to prevent himself from EVER repeating the experience.
This is equally applicable to the female of the species who has frequent run-ins with tequila and ‘cowboys’.
Posted by tree hugging sister on 2006 11 20 at 01:11 AM • permalink
- You gotta love Green Maracca dud with his copper wired zowie crystal on the custom whittled dickhead stick.
Behold with awe my might and crystaline power you fascist bastards!!!!
Note the insulation tape to save him from any inadvertant back-zaps that may occur whilst blasting the fascists and saving the world!!
Rest easy Rummy, dis guy da man.
Green Crystal Guy for Secretary of Defense.
Hands down.
Wronright…..make the call.
- Tim, your comment about the first guy cracked me up. So did you PW. I fell out of my chair.
These people should realise that they can purchase good foreign soap.
As for that pathetic whitey who supports Hezbollah, why doesn’t he go to Southern Lebanon? If he thinks he will be more appreciated there, he only has a bullet coming his way.
- #53 Wimpy: Did you stay at the Driskoll on 6th street (pub street)? If so, that would make you Manly, my friend, not Wimpy. Yes, I prefer to see you that way.Posted by Kathy from Austin on 2006 11 20 at 08:30 AM • permalink
- There is an old joke, which I think probably originated in the southern U.S., about someone being so ugly as a child that they had to wrap him in pork chops just to get the dog to play with him. I think it would take a month’s worth of inventory from Smithfield Ham to attract dogs to this collection of unlovely specimens.
- Speaking of coyotes, have you heard about the really stupid coyote caught in a trap? After chewing off three legs, he still couldn’t get free.Posted by Steve Skubinna on 2006 11 20 at 02:32 PM • permalink
- #91 No, I stayed for the msot part in west dallas but did overnight at Driscolls. (Too much drink to go hoem :^)Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2006 11 20 at 08:52 PM • permalink
- At least it’s a way of being on TV and claiming some fair dinkum fame.
How many of us can claim that?
Isn’t that why the creeps do this stuff?Posted by Dennis, Doncaster East on 2006 11 22 at 09:37 AM • permalink
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