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Last updated on July 16th, 2017 at 09:28 am
The al-Aqsa Squirrel Brigade strikes in New Jersey:
Lindsey Millar, 23, and her brother, Tony, 22, were both home Wednesday at about 12:45 p.m. when Lindsey’s car suddenly started burning outside their 42nd Street home.
Tony Millar said firefighters told them it was the work of a buck-toothed saboteur that had been gnawing on overhead power lines connected to a transformer directly above the 2006 Toyota Camry.
“The squirrel chewed through the wire, was set on fire, fell down directly to where the car was,” Tony Millar said. “The squirrel, on fire, slid into the engine compartment and blew up the car.”
We await a Truther investigation; after all, who ever heard of fire melting a squirrel?
“They’re always coming around here, chewing through the garbage,” he added.
That’s an al-Aqsa identifier, right there. Garbage-chewing freaks. Brilliant line in comments:
Squirrels are so dumb. What the hell was it doing in Bayonne anyway?
(Via The Real Jeff S.)