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Academics plead: don’t turn space into another Australia!

Posted by Tim B. on 10/20/2007 at 10:48 AM
    1. March 2050: First Australians land on Mars.
      April 2050: Compassionate lefty head-tilt campaigners lobby for Australia to say “sorry” to entire galaxy.

      Posted by spot_the_dog on 2007 10 20 at 11:43 AM • permalink

 

    1. So I guess we’re not alone then?

      Posted by Andy on 2007 10 20 at 11:50 AM • permalink

 

    1. I, for one, welcome our new Galactic Australian overlords.

      Posted by Some0Seppo on 2007 10 20 at 11:52 AM • permalink

 

    1. Oh dear.  You know what happens.  Exploitation and contamination of the quaint cultures of indigenous extraterrestrial populations.  And bubblegum in the pristine environment.

      Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 10 20 at 11:56 AM • permalink

 

    1. Oh, what now? Academics fretting over… the Martians, Venusians, Jovians and whatnot are going to have their land and resources “stolen”?

      It’s some pretty impressive mental gymnastics to make literally everything fit their neo-Marxist political template.

      “You put a footprint somewhere, it’s never the same again,” she said.

      Damn those Apollo astronauts… damn them to hell!!!1!eleven!

      Sheesh.

      Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 10 20 at 11:59 AM • permalink

 

    1. It already is. I learned anything from Star Trek, it’s that space is already inhabited by English-speaking white people.

      Posted by Shaky Barnes on 2007 10 20 at 12:09 PM • permalink

 

    1. Toni Johnson-Woods has a PhD in English Literature and has studied “Contemporary Literary Theory”. Her research interests are Reality TV Gameshows and
      Australian Pulp Fiction 1940s and 1950s . She appears to be an aging hippy.So, she’s an expert!

      She doubtless complains that we are using up all the Earth’s resources and then complains that we should not use the resources of the solar system. Rather like the enviro-mentalists who refuse the use of nucular power instead of coal.

      Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 10 20 at 12:45 PM • permalink

 

    1. PS I am a great advocate of colonizing the universe.

      There are two possibilities: We meet other “intelligent” beings (not at Queensland U though, it appears) in which case we will have to share the universe, rather like the Spanish and Portugese shared the world. Or, we don’t, then it is OURS, ALL OURS, I TELL YOU .. ALL OURS!!

      Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 10 20 at 12:51 PM • permalink

 

    1. MUHAHAHA! needed after that last ALL OURS!!

      Space will be full of libertarians as wherever a government sets up to extort from the populace, people can then evacuate.

      Posted by Rob Read on 2007 10 20 at 02:49 PM • permalink

 

    1. …space is not an infinite resource.

      Ok, hold it right there.

      Posted by mojo on 2007 10 20 at 03:58 PM • permalink

 

    1. The asteroid belt of this star alone, pitiful as it is, holds enough nickel-iron, carbon and other resources to last the human race indefinitely. Or is someone gonna fret over messing up the “ecology” of a chunk of rock floating in hard vacuum?

      Posted by mojo on 2007 10 20 at 04:01 PM • permalink

 

    1. Drs Johnson & Cokley … you couldn’t make this stuff up!

      Hackademics are such fun when off their rockers topic of speciality.

      Posted by egg_ on 2007 10 20 at 04:50 PM • permalink

 

    1. She probably works at the University of the Sunshine Coast with Ivan Milat Molloy.

      Posted by Big Arnie on 2007 10 20 at 04:57 PM • permalink

 

    1. Oh, what now? … the Martians, Venusians, Jovians and whatnot are going to have their land and resources “stolen”?

      PACO Industries Australia is already working on a lovely range of faux-Venusian motifs suitable for tea towels. Place your order today!

      Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2007 10 20 at 05:09 PM • permalink

 

    1. What’s odd is that it is rational to talk about the limits of what we should do in space; but these folks seem to think that we shouldn’t do anything at all, lest we exploit native rocks.

      Posted by Bill Ramey on 2007 10 20 at 06:06 PM • permalink

 

    1. #7
      Wimpy
      Did you see that she watches a lot ofsoap operas…all research, you know!(PS Wimpy, it’s UQ, not Queensland U (QUT) a different place)
      /pedantry

      Hey, she’s scary!

      Posted by kae on 2007 10 20 at 06:06 PM • permalink

 

    1. #16 Yikes! The wedding photos were enough for me.

      She may watch soaps, but I bet she doesn’t use any do the dishes.

      Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 10 20 at 06:35 PM • permalink

 

    1. Exploitation and contamination of the quaint cultures of indigenous extraterrestrial populations.

      Dibs on the hotcha space princesses!  Shatner can’t handle them all at his age…

      Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 10 20 at 06:59 PM • permalink

 

    1. Space Australia?

      Posted by Patrick Chester on 2007 10 20 at 07:08 PM • permalink

 

    1. mojo wrote:

      The asteroid belt of this star alone, pitiful as it is, holds enough nickel-iron, carbon and other resources to last the human race indefinitely.

      Or, more to the point, it’s probably masses more than Earth’s crust, where all the resources we mine are locked into.

      Posted by Patrick Chester on 2007 10 20 at 07:14 PM • permalink

 

    1. Or is someone gonna fret over messing up the “ecology” of a chunk of rock floating in hard vacuum?

      Yep, mojo, they are, because it means people would have the chance to improve their lives and standard of living.  Especially if that “someone” is an ardent leftie.

      Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 10 20 at 08:08 PM • permalink

 

    1. I’m sorry I’m selling Pluto and Saturn for 20 billion dollars. I have the contracts if anyone would like to buy.

      Paco?

      Posted by 1.618 on 2007 10 20 at 08:41 PM • permalink

 

    1. Sir Lesley Paterson in Star Trek: The Next Degeneration…

      Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 10 20 at 09:07 PM • permalink

 

    1. #22; I can only go 18billion. Will you take a check?

      Posted by dean martin on 2007 10 20 at 09:40 PM • permalink

 

    1. Wasn’t Australia originally a penal colony?  I seem to remember a craze a decade or more ago for doing the family tree and finding how many pick-pockets and prostitutes were in there.

      What does this mean for the moon?  Simple – it will soon be full of Lebanese gangsters*.

      *Air not included.

      Posted by mr creosote on 2007 10 20 at 09:58 PM • permalink

 

    1. I once had to sit through a seminar presentation arguing the ethical impermissibility of terraforming Mars. Apparently rocks have rights too. (In defence of philosophers, the first question was along the lines of: “So you would think that it all started to go wrong when we started making stone tools?”)

      Posted by SteveGW on 2007 10 21 at 01:16 AM • permalink

 

    1. When the first Australian space colony is established, this will be the first message sent back to Earth:

      “Who’s ‘down under’ now, Earthlings? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

      Posted by Alan K. Henderson on 2007 10 21 at 02:21 AM • permalink

 

    1. If someone REALLY wants another Australia in space, one could take inspiration from Heinlein’s The Moon is a Harsh Mistress

      Posted by Alan K. Henderson on 2007 10 21 at 02:51 AM • permalink

 

  1. #27,

    Said with Dr Zoidberg’s accent.

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 10 21 at 04:43 AM • permalink