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The day of evil is upon us. Remain alert. Post examples of evil-day evility in comments.
- A new moron group-blog, sort of, wannabe.
http://auswatch.blogspot.com/
I don’t know if they have anyone keeping an eye on bolding.Posted by andycanuck on 2006 06 05 at 12:13 PM • permalink
- The proximity of June 6 reminded me of this.Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 06 05 at 12:15 PM • permalink
- Well, this is surely an example of evil luck. So, I’m trying to sell my house, right?, and I’m already not too impressed with my realtor, and then I get a notice that Verizon wants to dig up the yards in the area to lay fiber optics cable. But wait! There’s more! Neighbor Doug, a curmudgeons’ curmudgeon, insists that there’s no easement where Verizon wants to dig, and has posted “No Trespassing Signs” in his front yard, and has threatened to meet the Verizon crew with a shotgun if they show up – all on the day of my open house. Maybe I should just burn the place down for the insurance (JUST KIDDING!!!)
- It’s past 3am, I’m still up marking and I “get up” to go to work in 2 and 1/2 hours. That’s evil.
If you want to waste time on something evil, I just posted the evilest brainteaser I know of. Even worse, it’s taken me about 2 hrs to post it as blogger is screwing up. To do that to someone in my fragile state is pure evil.
Don’t try for too long or I’ll feel guilty (that’s not a particularly evil thing to say…)
Posted by Humblogger (the Younger) on 2006 06 05 at 01:29 PM • permalink
- How can it be a bad day?, it’s my mums birthday.
#8 Paco, that Doug fellow sounds like my kind of bloke. For maximum effect he should be naked, in a rocking chair, stroking the shotgun and muttering with a Southern accent.Posted by Daniel San on 2006 06 05 at 01:38 PM • permalink
- #14 Daniel, I vote that you are the most evil, for not using a possessive apostrophe. Damn it man, that’s just wrong!
(Happy B’Day to your mum though!)
Posted by Humblogger (the Younger) on 2006 06 05 at 01:43 PM • permalink
- Katie Couric anchoring the evening news.
What other evidence do you need that the apocalypse is upon us.
Posted by joe bagadonuts on 2006 06 05 at 02:02 PM • permalink
- But doesn’t 6/6/06 make the beast’s number 6,606, instead of 666? The silly beast’s off by 5,940!
Or maybe this is caused by inflation?
Posted by Bill Spencer on 2006 06 05 at 02:09 PM • permalink
- Ask Dr. Evil about that, Bill.
And when you check out newborn babies today/tomorrow for the number of the beast, ensure that it’s not a 999 and you’re just reading it upside down.
Posted by andycanuck on 2006 06 05 at 02:16 PM • permalink
- Don’t people think, perhaps, that the Beast would still be using the Julian Calender, as opposed to the more modern Gregorian one, and as such, we’ll have to wait until the 19th for it to actually be 06/06/06?Posted by Yet Another Tim on 2006 06 05 at 02:16 PM • permalink
- The stock market today, as if we didn’t already know that Ahmadinejad could cut off oil production. He starves—and we complain about paying $20 more to get to the beach.Posted by lumberjack on 2006 06 05 at 02:16 PM • permalink
- A naked neighbor? No Paydays in the candy machine? Piffle. I snear at your inanities evilities. Compare your meaningless trifles with this.
The nation’s most famous anti-war activist is coming to Cincinnati.
Cindy Sheehan, the California woman who lost her soldier son in Iraq two years ago, brings her campaign to end the war to Cincinnati Friday.
When she does, there will be many in this community who share her loss, but not necessarily her views.
Ya think so?
What makes this so especially evil is I am almost certain Australia agreed—as in contractually binding type of agreeing—to keep the sheehan monster. So why is it that not only is she coming back to the United States, she’s coming to Cincinnati???
Oh, that’s bad. That’s beyond France style betraying and poo pooing. Look you antipoleans, you can mess with New Zealand, you can maybe even mess with Texas and get away with it, but you can NOT mess with Ohio. Have you learned nothing from John Kerry?
You MUST take her back.
Posted by wronwright on 2006 06 05 at 02:52 PM • permalink
Once David Warner’s head got lopped off by that plate glass, that movie was made, son.
Didn’t the second Doctor get impaled in the same movie? Or was it one of the sequels?
Posted by Rob Crawford on 2006 06 05 at 03:05 PM • permalink
So why is it that not only is she coming back to the United States, she’s coming to Cincinnati???
To top it off, the local press is already starting to cover her visit. Four days ahead of time.
Posted by Rob Crawford on 2006 06 05 at 03:06 PM • permalink
- These dudes from Australia Watch are kinda funny, but we’ve seen their type before. Of course, they take themselves terribly seriously:
The purpose of this blog is to look at Australia through a grid of analysis completely lacking in media reporting of things Australian. They report facts that come to light through a grid of their existing prejudices and commercial imperatives. We seek to understand the facts through an analytical grid which might represent a prejudice, but is at least a fairly original one not representing our own knee-jerk, affective responses to events.
When they start quoting Murray Rothbard or Julian Simon admiringly, I might sit up and listen.
Posted by James Waterton on 2006 06 05 at 03:08 PM • permalink
- #31: I completely agree with Wronwright on this. To refuse to take her back must represent, under common law, an instance of, er, barratry, or maybe even, ah, ex delicto disseisin. And Australia wouldn’t want to have a case of ex delicto disseisin blotting the escutcheon, would it? No, I thought not. We will be sending her back on the first boat, and we want no trouble about it.
- So because of the International Date Line I’ve got 11 hours and 45 minutes before the end of the world?Posted by Pat Patterson on 2006 06 05 at 03:15 PM • permalink
- Speaking of Cindy…John Kerry: Bush A Criminal, Looting Country.
The Massachusetts Democrat offered the incendiary comments during an off the record meeting with liberal bloggers after a speech in Los Angeles to the Pacific Council on International Policy.
According to the Web site L.A. Observed, Kerry asked the bloggers to keep his comments confidential; a request they apparently dismissed out of hand without telling him.
Blogger “Hollywood Liberal” reports that Kerry “agreed completely with someone’s assessment that everything that Bush does is solely for the purpose of looting the country.”
And ‘they’ want to run this country? Like right into the ground.
Here’s the deal OZ…We trade straight up.. your two heroic miners, for Kerry and Sheehan.
- #39: Here’s the deal OZ…We trade straight up.. your two heroic miners, for Kerry and Sheehan.
The Aussies are already reneging, ElCid; Sheehan’s coming to Ohio (see Wronwright’s comment #31 above).
“Kerry asked the bloggers to keep his comments confidential”. This is just about the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard of Kerry doing – and that covers a LOT of territory. I wonder what The Magic Hat thinks about it?
Hat: Oh, please. He’s had his head up my a$$ for decades, now; you didn’t think he was just going to all of a sudden pull it out, dust it off, and actually use it to think with, did you?
- #33
You are correct, Patrick Troughton played a priest in the original film.
- I suggested to the local B-B-Q joint owner that they do an “a-pork-lypse” (pulled pork platter for $6.66) tomorrow.
His reply was something about “pigs flying”
Posted by joe bagadonuts on 2006 06 05 at 04:31 PM • permalink
- You’ll know it’s the Apocalypse when the Society section headline notes the Kingston/Blair Wedding Announcement.
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Posted by Tex Lovera on 2006 06 05 at 04:43 PM • permalink
- June 6 – Happy Queensland Day!
— Nora
Posted by The Thin Man Returns on 2006 06 05 at 05:00 PM • permalink
- “June 6 – Happy Queensland Day!”
Actually, June 6 is the anniversary of the opening of the first drive-in theater, 73 years ago, in Camden, New Jersey. All those teenagers necking: it’s the devil’s workshop, I tell you!
Posted by Urbs in Horto on 2006 06 05 at 05:25 PM • permalink
DAMN IT! Hey Ohio, don’t you still have that fucking nutbag sniper on the loose?
They caught him. There may be a lion running around, though.
Posted by Rob Crawford on 2006 06 05 at 05:37 PM • permalink
- I was initially sceptical about this 666 stuff but opened the fridge to see my partner has purchased rindless bacon again…Posted by Margos Maid on 2006 06 05 at 06:02 PM • permalink
- There’s no getting around the fact that this is a very bad day for New Zealanders.Posted by Heinrich Von Telegraphpole on 2006 06 05 at 07:42 PM • permalink
When the Whore of Babylon shows up, me and a whole shitload of other dudes are going to say, “Damn, I think I dated that chick.”
Dave S.—Didn’t you see Paris Hilton’s hamburger commercial?
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 06 05 at 07:49 PM • permalink
Don’t people think, perhaps, that the Beast would still be using the Julian Calender, as opposed to the more modern Gregorian one, and as such, we’ll have to wait until the 19th for it to actually be 06/06/06?
Actually, being a trendy old goat, he’s using a “mayan calendar” he picked up at the Psychic Eye Bookshop and now he has no idea at all what day it is…
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 06 05 at 07:52 PM • permalink
- Actually Nora 6 June (1859) was only the day that the Letters Patent establishing the separate self-governing colony of Queensland were signed by Queen Victoria. The Letters Patent did not arrive in Australia until October and then under their own terms did not take effect until published in the Government Gazettes of New South Wales and Queensland respectively.
That happened in New South Wales in November but the separation declaration was not published in the (first) Government Gazette of The Colony Of Queensland until 2 December 1859, the same day the first Governor arrived in Brisbane.
So really Queensland Day should not be until 2 December.
- Some more Beast Numbers:
666.0000
Number of the High Precision Beast0.666
Number of the Millibeast(-666) ^ (1/2)
Imaginary number of the Beast6.66 e3
Floating point Beast$665.95
Retail price of the Beast$699.25
Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax$769.95
Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul$656.66
Walmart price of the Beast$646.66
Next week’s Walmart price of the Beast666i
BMW of the Beast
- If it’s supposed to be all 6 why is the 2 conveniently dropped from the year? Isn’t it really 06/06/2006? Now the date 06/06/06 would seem to be more in line so the apocolypse has been and gone and the dark lord has already been ruling for 2000 years…ooga booga.
If I’m wrong on my calculations we’ll cop it first here in Oz so we’ll let you guys in the other time zone know what’s going on…or perhaps we can’t.
What happened in 1006? The brightest supernova in recorded history appeared in the Spring of 1006.—Posted by lmassie
For the record, that happened while paco was steering the Tardis, while searching for Stoop Davy Dave. As I recall, his hands were greasy from eating pygmy pork rinds and he made a miscalculation on the chronotron accelerator. (Actually he thought it was the flush handle to the toilet and kept flipping it). The Aldorians were a bit pissed but well, their dreadnoughts aren’t quite as fast as a Tardis. So, um, alls well that ends well. Except in the Aldorian system that is.
Posted by wronwright on 2006 06 05 at 08:36 PM • permalink
- Two minutes and one second past three am on the morning of the fourth of May this year was also interesting (and won’t happen again for a while). If you write 2006 as 6 and take out superfluous zeros, a variant of ISO 6081 gives
6/5/4 3:2:1
Posted by Whale Spinor on 2006 06 05 at 09:54 PM • permalink
- Actually, Ronald Wilson Reagan was The Beast, as he had six letters in each of his names. I remember my fundamentally Christian friend telling me this, right before he was elected president. Of course, she was the same person who asked me if they speak English in New Zealand. But still.
Also, he was born on February 6, 1911. Okay, that’s the sixth day of the second month, but 1911, people. So we can trace 9/11 back to him, right?
I’m still wondering why Oliver Stone hasn’t picked up on all this.
- OK. Sure we agreed to keep Cindy. And a deal is a deal. But she was spending ten hours a day catching bush flies and pulling their wings off while muttering something that sounded like “Take that asshole”.
Over and over again.
You didn’t tell us about that, did you? Hmmmm?
We have a thing about foreigners messing with our flies.
- #68: (Actually he thought it was the flush handle to the toilet and kept flipping it).
Speaking of which, the comode on the Tardis has been backing up pretty badly. On the last trip, I had to make, er, an unscheduled stop, and it turned out to be in some godforsaken place called Roswell, out in the New Mexico desert. I forgot to take off the stupid helmet, and all these army dudes came running after me, plus some hippies who kept screaming, “We’re your friends, man. Peace! Peace!” I barely had time to finish the sports page before all this chaos broke out. Small towns are really weird, sometimes.
- 6/6/06… the perfect day to read “Good Omens” by Pratchett and Gaiman.Posted by MikeTheLibrarian on 2006 06 05 at 11:20 PM • permalink
- Tim,
Apparently you need a new boss.The remuneration of the beast as opposed to its numeration!
Posted by Mr Hackenbacker on 2006 06 05 at 11:38 PM • permalink
- Paco — It’s not backing up, that’s just wronwright fiddling with the timer on it next week during his trip to Tijuana…Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 06 05 at 11:38 PM • permalink
- Things aren’t going too badly here. The changeover on the computer system at work gave me real hell, but that was two weeks ago and it’s more or less settled down.
I’m not fooled, though. When everything’s as smooth as this, I just know there’s a shitstorm homing in.Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2006 06 05 at 11:47 PM • permalink
- I think the end of the world comes when 6/6/06 hits the Middle East, anytime now.Posted by Torontosteve on 2006 06 05 at 11:48 PM • permalink
- i666 – the Apple iBeast.
Tomorrow’s the sixth here in the good ol’ Yew Ess of Ay. I’ll commemorate it by sitting on my deck cleaning firearms and sipping brown liquor. In fact, to commemorate another 6 June, I’ll be cleaning my M1 Garand.
Posted by Steve Skubinna on 2006 06 06 at 12:03 AM • permalink
- #60
Can’t be too much of a bad day for them…. sex sex sex.Posted by Hank Reardon on 2006 06 06 at 12:05 AM • permalink
- #82 – Regarding your unscheduled stops, paco…
Avignon around 1375. Popes and Anti-popes. Just the sort of a couple of time-hoppers might create when they get on the sauce.
Would you care to make to make a statement at this time?Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2006 06 06 at 12:10 AM • permalink
- “Just the sort of trouble a couple of…”
Preview first, then submit, right?Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2006 06 06 at 12:12 AM • permalink
- And BTW- a few sausage-eaters going a close-up preview of the return of the beast and the accompanying global warming inside their subterranian concrete boudoirs on this day sixty-two years ago.
Of course some farcical attachment to a random series of numbers obtained by an even more random assignment of year dates is much more relevant and important than something that happened some time ago- after all, if it is the day of reckoning, the rapture must have been yesterday and all the believers have been called home, so the only nuns and sheilas in bee-keeper suits are heathen harlots, and you are free to wave your willy at them without fear of retribution. Get to it.
- #65 ErnieG,
Nice one. High Precision Beast, lol!.Posted by Daniel San on 2006 06 06 at 01:33 AM • permalink
- #109 Habib,
I’m no doctor, but it might be gout.Posted by Daniel San on 2006 06 06 at 02:28 AM • permalink
- 6^ 6^ 6: Number of the Starbeast.
(You just know that in this crowd that is a rather obvious reference.)
Posted by mythusmage on 2006 06 06 at 03:56 AM • permalink
- Wronwright, Paco and Richard.
Look, we’ve been over this. So far we’ve made 19 changes to that dam dunny on the Tardis and you blokes still mess it up. I said that a simple chain pull was the best idea. Paco said his artificial gravity system was stable, and have we had a problem with it yet? Hmm?
And the design change that put 5psi of positive pressure in the sewage tank was a simple mistake, anyone could make it….
MarkL
Canberra
#100 Avignon around 1375. Popes and Anti-popes. Just the sort of a couple of time-hoppers might create when they get on the sauce.
(Oh god, remembers that well. Paco on one throne, Stoop Davy Dave on another. Issuing bulls and orders of excommunication against each other. The Black Death. Marauding bands of mercenaries. Jeanne d’Arc on the barbie. All because of a disagreement over ownership of a 1968 cherry red GTO.
But I burnt the records and blamed it on the Anti-Christ. How did he found out?)
Posted by wronwright on 2006 06 06 at 05:57 AM • permalink
- I’ve had a card on my fridge door saying, “I’m coming on 6/6/06,” for the last fortnight. Didn’t say anything to the relevant members of the household because I didn’t want to upset them. They wouldn’t have understood anyway.
So the day came and the person came and the relevant household members got wild-eyed and trembly. They really didn’t want to go. They tried to escape. I had to capture them, one by one, and carry them out to the fate ordained for them. My heart was hardened.
But it’s all a matter of individual perspective. My little ones might not have liked what they had to endure but me and my back are really thankful for the mobile dog wash guy.
- The Day of Evil??
Really!!!!
Only ONE day, just one little day!!
I’ve spent the last 32 years with the Epitome of Evil. The Absolute Living Incarnation.
I’ve prayed to Satan, Beezelbub, Nebucadnezzar, the Bell Witch, the Demons of Sleepy Hollow, the Angels of the Apocalypse and anyone else I can think of to rid me of this Evil.
And she’s still here.
- What about 333 – the number of the half-brained, stupidly evil, Moonbat Beast? Just like a jar of crappy, 333’s pickles – represents the fucked-up, evil-friendly Left’s mushy, yellow, smelly, stuck-in-the-fridge-way past-their-use-by-date, slightly mouldy, brains.
I’ll bet Lefties live on the stuff. For the sake of humanity, their fridges need a mass exorcism, before it’s too late.
- June 6, 1944—the Allied Invasion at Normandy, which began the fight to save the world from certain death & slavery at the hands of monsters.
June 6, 1997 was also a day that began a “fight” against slavery & death…my own, against a mere mental illness…not the WHOLE world, MY world. And so far, the Right Side is winning.
The Forces of Evil (Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot, Osama or my sick little brain) never give up, but they don’t win as long as we fight the good fight.
This is a GREAT READ this morning, y’all, THANK YOU!
- I hear ya, Auntie. My own D-Day is Sept. 1.Posted by mark from monroe on 2006 06 06 at 08:44 AM • permalink
- I had to come to work. To me, that’s sufficiently evil in itself. I also have to go to my volunteer rescue squad meeting tonight, which is like having a monthly family fight with all your idiot relatives. Oh, joy.
And, I raise my glass to my father, James M. Sharp (1917-1994), who was at D-Day. Thanks, Dad, I love you.
Elizabeth
Imperial KeeperPosted by Elizabeth Imperial Keeper on 2006 06 06 at 09:07 AM • permalink
- Or as PJ O’Rourke put it: June 6, the day a bunch of American teenaged boys tore the biggest monster in European history a new asshole.Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 06 06 at 09:46 AM • permalink
- Hopefully the Australian Newspapers will also remember June 6th as the day the US Navy inflicted a great victory over the Japanese Navy. If the US had lost, the Japanese would have eventually made their war to Australia and inflicted great horrors on the civilian population.Posted by Wylie Wilde on 2006 06 06 at 09:54 AM • permalink
- Well it’s National Day of Slayer around here.Posted by carpetback on 2006 06 06 at 12:26 PM • permalink
- #119, well it’s been proven. Glenn Reynolds of Instapundit is the Antichrist.
- The software company I do support work for is releasing patch 13 on 06/06/06.
Fortunately my resume is up to date.
Posted by whiteotter on 2006 06 06 at 01:08 PM • permalink
- Dave S – No, that’s cricket commentary on TV NZ.Posted by Stop Continental Drift! on 2006 06 06 at 03:25 PM • permalink
- Oops – my bad. The cricket commentary on TV NZ would be SUX SUX SUX
But then again…
Posted by Stop Continental Drift! on 2006 06 06 at 03:25 PM • permalink
- Gas price of the Beast
$6.65 99/00tagline from the Beast’s porno movie:
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- It’s occurred to me that every day at 7:06 it’s also sorta 6:66.Posted by Steve Skubinna on 2006 06 06 at 07:09 PM • permalink
- Hey, Judge Ten Commandments Moore got waxed in the Alabama primary yesterday. How much more evidence do you need that this 666 stuff works?Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 06 07 at 08:48 PM • permalink
- Well, this site showed up. FlushAHolyBook.comPosted by Holy Flusher on 2006 06 08 at 06:56 PM • permalink
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In a weird coincidence, however, I just happened to be listening to Venom when I saw this post (“Welcome to Hell”, “In League with Satan”, etc). Not usually into death-metal, and the upcoming date hadn’t occured to me. Just got the urge to download some. Weird.