Signs of the coming awarmalypse

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Last updated on August 9th, 2017 at 02:53 pm

The Independent provides a helpful guide: How to spot the signs of global warming in your back garden. Actually, it isn’t all that helpful, so here are a few other signs:

1. Polar bears in the koi pond

2. Eskimos eating your house pets

3. Shoo, penguins! Shoo! Shoo!

4. Newfoundlanders scoping out seal-hunting spots over by the fence

5. Team of huskies in the garage

6. Pesky Nordic chicks everywhere

7. Increase in, you know, warmth

8. Al Gore making a documentary about your swimming pool

9. Ice-skating rink is unusually slushy

10. Prius up to its electro-axles in molten whales

Posted by Tim B. on 03/20/2006 at 01:09 PM
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