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Lefty Kim – the silent denouncer – believes she’s been ill-treated:
Mr Blair raised the stakes by attacking me in his column in the Daily Telegraph, to which I, not having my own column in a major newspaper, obviously can’t respond effectively.
You’d be surprised, Kim – you really would – by just how effective a blogger response can be. Kim’s problem isn’t that she needs a column; columns don’t win arguments. Kim’s problem is that she writes craven garbage (for example, that Ayaan Hirsi Ali’s view on Islam is “too much coloured by her own experience”).
We assume Kim is her real name. In that column I referred to her as Kim Jameson, since that’s the name cited here by uberlarvoprodo Mark Bahnisch, with no indication it’s a pseudonym. Turns out, however, that “Kim” is a mere anonyblogger:
The surname I use for my blogging/internet activities isn’t my real one I use in my personal/professional life, so it’s got a limited degree of effectiveness in harming me directly.
We have before us a feminist who, from the safety of anonymity, will criticise Ayaan Hirsi Ali … whose own outspokenness against oppression requires her to be accompanied everywhere by bodyguards. Intriguing.
- What do you expect? She can’t even make up her own mind about her own sexuality? The girl is as confused as MrLefty in a room full of women. Her mind is twisting to rectify her opposition to the right with her position of feminism. She’s lost her balance and is lashing out (this time at Tim) in an attempt to justify her own twisted reasoning. It comforts the disturbed to be able to vilify someone else. A conscience with that much guilt must be a booger to live with.Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 07 03 at 05:13 AM • permalink
We have before us a feminist who, from the safety of anonymity, will criticise Ayaan Hirsi Ali … whose own outspokenness against oppression requires her to be accompanied everywhere by bodyguards. Intriguing.
Since this indivdual has told one little fib, it is quite possible that those attending her body, really are not guarding it.
- Vintage Lefty Kim on Catallaxy, with a polite rejoinder.
Rafe, you allege that there are “toxic” comments at LP.
Link to one.
One single one.
I’m fucking sick of your hypocrisy, because you continually excuse Tim Blair’s wingnut commenters, who had a red letter day repeating “Kimmeh is a twat” and such like intelligent discourse.
Only because I dared to suggest that women in Africa working against Female Genital Mutilation might have more effect than Ms Hirsi Ali, whose visit to Australia was mainly distinguished by right wingers who couldn’t have given a flying fuck about women and young girls’ rights in Africa seizing upon it to bash TEH LEFT.
- WTF? I am just this close to unleashing a Bill Hicksian rant about the unbearable dumbassery of leftery. Is Kimmah a big asshat in real life, too? If so, no need to worry, darlin’, everybody already knows you’re vapid and educated beyond your intelligence. If you think life isn’t fair, get a f’ckin helmet and get in line.
Oops, before I get too far down the road, I would just like to thank Kim for being an open and honest demonstration of what feminism really is… Now back to the rant…
- The vituperous bint, crying on one hand that she’s been attacked ‘playing the woman’ and then laughing that her previous poor comments are OK because KIm isn’t her real name.
I’ll bet she’s getting steamed up about this issue:
Lesbian says restaurant ejected her from women’s bathroom for looking too masculine
NEW YORK: A bouncer at a popular restaurant in Manhattan’s Greenwich Village neighborhood ejected a lesbian customer from the women’s bathroom after last month’s gay pride march because she looked too masculine, the woman said Monday.
“I felt embarrassed and humiliated,” said Farmer, a Manhattan resident who works as a counselor at a residential program for people with disabilities. “I’m just hurt that even my wanting to prove that I’m female wasn’t enough.”
Farmer is being represented by the Transgender Legal Defense and Education Fund, which is demanding that the restaurant train its staff not to discriminate on the basis of gender identity and expression.
Farmer is not a transgender person, but she said her appearance is masculine enough that she is sometimes mistaken for a man.
- Kim flailing about in Rafe’s thread:
I don’t agree with the comments personally abusive of Pearson, but I’d like to ask commenters on this site if they think any criticism of him is racist?
Hilarious to see this coming from a lefty, considering how quickly they’re yelling “racist!” whenever a white person of a right-wing persuasion dares to criticize one of the left’s multiculti orthodoxies. How you like them apples, Kim?
- OH. Texas Bob, when you are able, should you stop by Gatlinburg, TN (no, you won’t need a passport, remember the City of Sam, in Texas, has a direct relationship with Tennessee) you may have as many free rounds of golf here, as you want.
Same for you my Cape San Blas friend, brett_l.
- Funny, you’d think this FGM thing only came into being after 9/11 when the Muslims acheived ‘scary minority status’ in the non-Israeli world. Some of us have been on the anti-FGM bandwagon since the 90’s push to clean up Ehfrica. Of course, the UN decided that child prostitution was a much more enlightened form of child abuse. And from what I hear, far less sexist.
Feh. My solution is to hang people who perform Female Genital Mutilation. It worked with plenty of other “cultural” problems. Horse stealing, cattle russlin’, shooting unarmed persons, shooting people in the back, rape, murder and a whole list of others. But no, they’d rather send the UN in to profiteer, prostitute, and pretend it ain’t happening.
OK, putting the computer down and walking away. No sleep has made me cranky. See y’all later.
- The 7.30 report hit new lows tonight. They took a spin off of the 9/11 attack and showing their ability to prioritise everything anti USA. They have ignored all the sadness of the victims, the bravery of those who helped out and the gutlessness of the perpetrators and have come up with a story about some poor bugger who helped dig out the victims and has ended up with cancer. The victim mentality at the ABC is crowing at the roost.
This guy is also a victim of the terrorists.
Is this the ABC’s new agent orange?
- The charge has been made that Kim is a racist. It seems that she has done little to disprove it.
Don your white robe and hood Kim. That little upstart darkie needs to be kept in her place.
Posted by wronwright on 2007 07 03 at 06:31 AM • permalink
- 12 brett_l
RE: Oysters. I keep having to leave by back doors when in an Oyster Bar. Seems many patrons get sqeamish, after seeing me down around 12 dozen. BUT they do make the beer taste better.
13 Ash_
Nice looking but a shit to play. Tis a short course and God knows how many golf balls that are found, in the creek and ponds.
Last year, a team of scuba divers, took around 30,000 or so out of just the ponds, alone.
15 Pogria
I mean just because it is wet and slinky. I haven’t the foggiest….:).
- El Cid:
Like an old shrimpneck* I know says, “They say oysters are good for the sex drive, but they never say how many. So I jes eat as many as I can.”*Shrimpneck: A redneck who works as a shrimper. Indigenous to the Gulf Coast of the USA from the Florida Panhandle through Lousiana. Drinks and fights like, well, a redneck crossed w/ a longshoreman.
- Interesting – she sells her photographs through a San Francisco Art Gallery. Shouldn’t be too hard to track her real name down then …
ps Kim, rather than attacking a lady devastated by her physical mutilation merely because she strikes out at the particular religious belief that the perpetrator who performed the violent act believed in, why not SUPPORT the lady, while also making sure others knew that these evil perpetrators also exist under other religions / dogmas?
For not only failing to support her, but viciously attacking a woman risking ehr own life to try and save other women, you deserve all the criticism levelled at you. Sure the personal name calling is too much, but I guess your reaction is far too coloured by your experience, now isn’t it? Do you see the arrogance yet? The chilling holier than thou dismissive attitude? Unlikely.
- Kim and her twisted crap only help demonstrate that the left is truly and exclusively only anti-west, anti-Christian and anti-civilization.
She and all her ilk are solidly aligned with the jihadi in every way, mentally, psychologically and emotionally.
The irony is that their new friends (the rabid murderous scum, jihadi) look especially forward to the day when such leftist scum are bled out under their knives.
Their allies look forward to their destruction and more and more of those who stand against them, and for civilization, are pulling their heads out far enough to realize that the whole “agree to disagree” with these mass murder sympathizers was nothing more than a cowardly refusal to engage an obvious enemy.
Once the rage breaks, it is really going to suck to be a lefty.
- Ash_
Yep, 30,000. Maybe more and they frighted the pee-jeebers out of me, when the surfaced once even though I had seen about a dozen 30 gallon plastic garbage cans surrounding the ponds.
I thought Dear God, Creatures from the Lost Lagoon.
And here this mystery lady “Kim” could have sucked them out all on her own.
- Interesting. Is Kim of the opinion that the only way women are oppressed in Muslim countries is through FGM? That sharia in general is not anti-feminist?
Would she similarly have no objection to, say, a Christian country imposing Christian law? Including, of course, the requirement that a wife obey her husband as completely as the husband is expected to obey God? It is, after all, part of Christian culture, and it doesn’t involve mutilation of sexual anatomy.
And if she did have no objections, does anyone think anyone should or would take seriously her claim to be a feminist?
Feminism, a product of Western culture and Western culture alone, is inherently incompatible with multiculturalism—entirely because it isn’t indigenous to any other culture. You can be a feminist or a multiculturalist, not both.
Of course those who pretend to be both get greatly offended when their (self-)deception is exposed, and will scream their pretty little heads off about the dastards who dare speak truth to hypocrisy. But maybe we should just understand that their subculture regards hypocrisy as a virtue.
After all, all multiculturalism is, at its root, hypocrisy, because multiculturalism itself is a purely a creature of Western culture. This hypocrisy, of course, is covered by declaring that there is no universal truth, only “truths”. That it is merely hypocrisy, not insight, can be demonstrated by the fact that the preachers of “truths” do not celebrate the diversity of those that believe in traditional Western values like universal truth.
But, hey? An inconsistency in their actions? Doesn’t matter. You only see one if you believe in the universality of logic. Which is just one of many “truths”, and therefore no more valid than any other. And less valid if it’s convenient.
Posted by Warmongering Lunatic on 2007 07 03 at 07:34 AM • permalink
- #3: Very nice work, Rafe. Good comments from C.L. over there, too (it was a sad day when the Lad stopped blogging). I’m rather curious about the deterioration in leftist wordsmithery, though. What on earth could that one moonbat have meant in saying C.L. is being “obesely dishonest”? I suppose, then, it would be proper to say that the lefty’s honesty was substantially emaciated?
- #41 El Cid: Spiked shoes and gum definitely don’t mix.
Thanks for the invitation. Actually, I haven’t committed golf since I lived in Florida, many years ago. I did love it, though. I wasn’t any good, but I did find that it completely took my mind off of my troubles (basically by giving me some new ones to think about, like fixing my slice, and learning to keep my head down). Great game.
- I think the most salient point here is how screechy and flappy people like our anonymous Kim get whenever Tim Blair skewers them with their own nonlogic. Whenever they attack him, he posts serenely and sails on, leaving them to flail about, squawking that they’ve been treated badly. It’s a matter of maturity vs. immaturity, and fairness vs. hypocrisy.
Don’t dish it out if you can’t take it, Kim honey.
- LOL. The ever Soooooo Cool, (and Maggies Farm) Theo Spark
- #51
“think the most salient point here is how screechy and flappy people like our anonymous Kim “
Yes. Like one of those prehistoric pseudonym thingies. Terrifying.
Posted by ThinAndBritish on 2007 07 03 at 09:24 AM • permalink
- I’d settle for a pseudonymph any day. As long as it was a good act.Posted by ThinAndBritish on 2007 07 03 at 09:40 AM • permalink
- PW:
How you like them apples, Kim?
Rebecca:
Don’t dish it out if you can’t take it, Kim honey.
Just so. Kim has been exposed for what she is (a cowardly racist screeching on the INTERNET), and what’s her best response? She hasn’t a big enough soapbox!
Sheesh.
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 07 03 at 09:42 AM • permalink
- “Mr Blair raised the stakes by attacking me…:”
Wah!
Posted by Dave Surls on 2007 07 03 at 10:01 AM • permalink
- Kim, your view seems to be coloured (yes Grimmy, I spelt it right) too much by your own experience.
Sound familiar?
My fiance is a tough, independent, intelligent(except for her taste in men) woman. What you ‘feminists’ have always called yourselves, but it was easier to whinge and whine rather than persevere and attain.
She even thinks you’re a twat.
She thinks Paco is cute though, for some reason (bloody fedora wearing fops!)
- #71 185600, it’s obvious to all here, but today’s feminists are weak whiners. They’re all happy to complain about “how they don’t get a fair go”, but they do. I consider women to be equal to men, but I also recognise that if it comes to something physical, I probably wouldn’t be equal to men in general.
And that certainly isn’t insulting my own gender, but a well recognised fact amongst sensible people.
- I think I’m finally seeing the picture Kim is trying to paint. She wants us to take her seriously when she claims to abhor genital mutilation; she doesn’t want to hear what anyone who has actually suffered from genital mutilation has to say, but she abhors it nonetheless. After all, what would someone who’d suffered the abuse know about it? And don’t color it as a religious problem (unless you include Christians, then it’s OK), it is a cultural problem. Then, you see, she and her super-friends of superior intellect can TEACH these dreadful savages that their CULTURE is oh so wrong.
And don’t go throwing in your two-cents worth into this. You are all from the conservative camp and are therefore incapable of extending sympathy towards women. Evidently, sexually confused so-called feminists corner that market.
Is that about it Kimmeh? Twat.
- #72 Ash_
That’s exactly it. She can deal with a knife wielding maniac during a domestic, or a thousand other things, but sometimes she needs me to kill er, relocate spiders.
But whilst we are not equal, and I am a very protective person, I know she wouldn’t be her if she couldn’t do her job. That’s why faux ‘feminists’ always piss me off.
When they achieve half of what she has, perhaps I will listen to them.
Or in this twats’ case, if they write something other than drivel.
PS: I hope alls’ well with the bub?
#73 Texas Bob,
Noted the comment a few threads back about 1.6 and the decimalation. Please, not that, anything but that?
- #75 OK, point taken.
All right then. How good are you at push ups? Huh, missy?
Do you scratch in public? Fart in elevators and think that it is funny? Would you rather drink beer and watch football or go to some art museum (cack!)
Can you grow hairs from your back, ears and nostrils? See, there are a whole lot of things that men can do that women con not (or at least should not)./joke mode*
*caveat added to prevent me from being pile driven into a concrete bunker by the beautiful and highly intelligent female commenters here.
- #77 splice,
It’s that whole detective shtick he has going mate, but what makes it worse is that she actually has that whole ‘she was a tall brunette glass of water, the kind that made you thirsty for a week when you saw her’ look.
And me being short and ugly (not to mention fedora challenged).
It’s a wonder we’re together at all. 🙂
- What really gets me is the accusation that people such as those on this blog care nothing for the women being abused / mutilated and are just using the issue as a right-wing weapon.
I wouldn’t be on here, erading and occasionally commenting if I didn’t care. I hope that’s true of the others here. I believe in the mockery of hypocitical feminists because sometimes I wonder how much THEY really care. It’s more about narcissism and groupthink as far as I can see. No doubt this is a generalisation (spelling, yanks ? 😉 ) – maybe Kim’s opinions are based in genuine concern – I don’t know; I’m not a mind-reader.
But hypocrisy such as is picked up on blogs of this type NEEDS satirizing. End of.
Compassion isn’t linited to the “left”. Never think it.
Posted by ThinAndBritish on 2007 07 03 at 10:48 AM • permalink
- erading??? uh, reading… PIMFPosted by ThinAndBritish on 2007 07 03 at 10:49 AM • permalink
- #76 185600, I bet her strengths cover her weaknesses, and vice versa though. And if she had to sit around the house knitting all day, she’d probably get bored, you’d fight, and the qualities in her that you love would probably be diminished. All of which you probably already know.
One day I’ll tell you all about the Snake. I can deal with spiders.
All is well with the bub, but I’d kill for a vodka. Oh well, only two more months and maybe just one…
- #81 Thin and British,
Thanks, I was going to use that word to sound cultured tomorrow at work, you know, just work it into a conversation, “ when I was erading that, I noted”.
I wonder how many others I would of caught out thinking “erading? top word, must use that somewhere”.
Since most of them are Colonels, I reckon I might have gotten some. 🙂
- #78, Texas Bob, I used to be alright at pushups. Now I can’t get off the ground.
I scratch in public. I fart in elevators. I once farted in a board meeting and there were about 20 of us there, and the males were all trying not to burst out laughing.
Definitely drink beer and watch football. Go the Blues!
I can’t grow hair on my back, ears and nostrils. Nor on my legs and my armpits.
But I bet you can’t wash your hair for an hour, or suffer through a bikini (or worse) wax!
- #80 Tex:
Agh! I’m a bloke! What is it, am I writing in an effeminate way or something? Dammit….
Posted by ThinAndBritish on 2007 07 03 at 10:57 AM • permalink
- #88
Nah that’s my girlfriend. Due in Sept.
Posted by ThinAndBritish on 2007 07 03 at 11:01 AM • permalink
- #82 Texas Bob,
Ack.
I thought he looked at me funny when I was changing the air in the tyres for the Apaches, I really hope he doesn’t though, since it’s my Regimental number and it’s tied to my pay.
That and the fact that I owe PACO Corp half of my earnings until I turn 101?
Land for sale my arse, it was a bloody newly emptied lake!
- #83 Ash_
I reckon you will have deserved it, mate.
Dirty Harriet really wants us to have one of our own, and I can’t deny it would be nice. I just wonder if I can survive the pregnancy?
She would probably have me scouring the Serengeti for some tasty tidbit (lions’ balls or something), if she gets that whole cravings thing. 🙂
Still, for her, and any child we had, watch out Simba, you are about to become Simbette.
- Too late really. I have this persistent image of me sitting and typing in a dress.
No doubt this comment will be used on the anonymouslefty blog as further proof of what a bunch of freaks we all are.Posted by ThinAndBritish on 2007 07 03 at 11:08 AM • permalink
- #87 Oh! Pardon me madam Sir! Maybe it was just the whole ThinAnd British thing. As a guy, I really don’t worry so much about my thinness. So, being the knuckle-dragging cro-magnon I am, I made the purely sexist assumption that Thin = Female. That, and the fact that I had this lovely mental image of Elizabeth Hurley going on. Don’t worry though, I subscribe to that old Southern saying about the British: They may talk like ladies, but they fight like tigers.
- #86 OK Ash_, you win. I’m man enough to admit when I’m defeated. That whole bikini wax thing was just over the top. My wife talked me into letting her run that satanic contraption, the epilator, across the back of my neck and I went to my knees. I’d watched her casually use it on her armpits and bikini line, so I thought How bad could it hurt? I laid on the floor whimpering in the fetal position for 30 minutes.
- #92 185600, I think you’ll cope well with pregnancy. Just hope she doesn’t get morning sickness, early labour, or the cravings I do. The_Real_JeffS tells me that eating raw 2 minute noodles dipped in molten chocolate and sprinkled with garlic salt must be something special (though he may have been joking, considering he said he’d shudder if I was eating it anywhere near him).
One night when I was still living with Jesse, he went out to pick up something I was craving, and I called him about twenty times afterwards changing my order. He got so sick of it that he did a full grocery shop, plus picked up McDonald’s, KFC, Indian, Chinese and pizza. He got many fiancee points for that.
You’ll make a great dad when you’re ready.
- #94 The ThinAndBritish, er, pseudonym was a reaction to some lefty assuming this blog was populated by fat Americans. And no you’re not fat, although it may be hidden behind the guitar.Posted by ThinAndBritish on 2007 07 03 at 11:14 AM • permalink
- #96 Oh, Texas Bob, oh mate, I’m so, so, so sorry! I wouldn’t wish that on anyone. Including Jesse, although I think he deserves pain.
Your wife is a stronger lady than I, to use an epilator. They’re even worse than the or worse wax, and I thought that was a terrible experience!
I’m sure there’s a support group somewhere that cater to the epilator victims. Try Google.
- #97 Ash_
Thanks, I really hope so (as a look of sheer terror crosses his face picturing a 185600 / Dirty Harriet Roy Batty Nexus 6 offspring).
Sorry, I’ve been away a bit, and please excuse me if its an insensitive question, but did you and Jesse split?
Please don’t think I’m prying (well, I am, but you know).
- #71: She thinks Paco is cute though, for some reason (bloody fedora wearing fops!)
Your fiance is obviously a young woman of rare refinement and superior taste.
Foppishness, sirrah! You may consider your remark an object of my Lofty Disdain.
Shoots lace cuffs, removes gold snuff box from yellow silk waistcoat – takes a pinch in each exquisitely-shaped nostril – sneezes violently, adjusts freshly-powdered bag wig, claps tri-cornered hat on head, and walks majestically out of the low tavern frequented by 185600 and his boisterous mates.
- #101 You’ll be a fine father, 185600, and if Dirty Harriet is anything like me, her friends will be taking bets on how long until she eats her young.
It’s not an insenstive question. Jesse and I did split, but it was entirely my decision and it was because he was lying to me about a number of things. He lied about his name, and he was never in the army.
I decided that if he told me lies about the basics (his name, his job, etc) then I could never trust him with my daughter. I love her far too much for that.
- #95 Christ, if these guys are spending their time off as trannies, us lot haven’t been told. I shall google “british politicians in drag”…..Posted by ThinAndBritish on 2007 07 03 at 11:33 AM • permalink
- #91 Thanks Ash. Glad yours is working out fine now.Posted by ThinAndBritish on 2007 07 03 at 11:35 AM • permalink
- #106,#107 Ash_
Sorry to have pressed you about that. I do know what it’s like to have someone lie to you. I don’t really handle that well at all.
Not using his real name? Said he was in the army? Which one? God I hate it when people do that. Dirty Harriet always wants to tell people what I do for a living, (as in my unit), but she understands now that I would get in a world of hurt if she did.
Mate, I think you might be better off without a liar in your life anyways.
Just take care of yourself and the little one. That’s the important thing.
Wow, sorry for taking it all O/T folks.
- Maybe Kim is one of these feminists? See what happens to feminists who’ve still got their original issue equipment. I guess that makes Kim even more of a turncoat, then? (Via Conservative Grapevine.)Posted by andycanuck on 2007 07 03 at 11:40 AM • permalink
- #117 Nothing wrong with you asking at all 185600. I’m among friends here, or so I feel.
Definitely not using his real name, and definitely not in the Aussie Army. I feel like a real dickhead about it.
He never actually told me what unit. I realised after I found out that it was either he didn’t trust me, or he was a bloody liar and deserves to be skinned alive.
I think Ember and I will be far better off without him. And his family, because they played along with it too.
- #118 Ours kicks all the time, especially to music. I’m playing as much Iron Maiden at my girlfriend as she can stomach. The kid needs to be brought into shape as early as possible.Posted by ThinAndBritish on 2007 07 03 at 11:41 AM • permalink
- #116 Paco,
Um, perhaps in August, another little trip to the opium growing capital of the world (not Burma, the other one).
Can’t really say more than that, sorry.
Wedding planning is in Dirty Harriet’s hands, I think she wants to do it in spring (ours, not yours), which means September or October next year.
I am not looking longingly at French Foreign Legion recruiting posters promising a new identity if I run away or anything, honest. 🙂
Can’t bloody speak french anyway.
That and I wonder if she will work “So do you feel lucky, punk? Well do ya?” into the wedding vows?
- #120 Ash_
Good for you two guys, you will be brilliant, I bet.
#110 Texas Bob,
Yes, it was no VRWC myth. The Llama’s name is Pedro. And along with his curiousity, incontinence, bad breath and habit of getting ‘friendly’ at two in the morning, he has fleas.
If work let me take it home, he would be eating pistol by now.
Bugger this for a retired soldier’s home.
- #126 Thanks, 185600.
I’m hoping she finally looks him up in 25 years, and can tell him that she was great without him and got to be a [insert great, socially respectable job here] without any of his help.
By the way, if you, or any mates, ever meet a guy called Jesse Donovagi in your travels, you have my approval to fully injure him. And make sure that they tell him that Ash gave permission. I want him to suffer, but without hurting her.
Not that I’m the vengeful type.
- 125 It’s worth a great deal Rebecca.Posted by ThinAndBritish on 2007 07 03 at 12:02 PM • permalink
- #128 Ash_
Name doesn’t ring a bell for any of our units, (but we are kinda specialised).
If such a thing were to happen, believe me, I guarantee that he would wish he had never been born (or if he has a brain, that I or whichever of my mates it is hadn’t).
Hey, if we do get busted in a few years, do you think that your daughter, the eminent QC, could help us out?
- #131 I promise, 185600, that if the name ever rings bells, I’ll do anything to help you.
I like to think that I have brains, but considering half of me comes from him, I can’t guarantee it.
I guarantee that if you get busted in a few years, though you don’t do anything wrong, my daughter the eminent QC will get you free. Even if I have to become a QC.
Real army men deserve all the support we can give them.
- #113: tea&brit, about your manliness, don’t be disheartened. This is a notoriously rough and tumble blog.
Political correctness is something the cat hurled up… if only one of us could get our cold murderous hands around its throat. And for safety’s sake, personal sensitivity is best wiped off your shoes at the front door.
As for who’s a bloke and who’s a sheila, well, today’s choice is between Pixy Misa and Salty Dog. Take your time old boy, it might be the last question you ever answer.
- #133 Ash_
Don’t worry, if I or any of the boys need a QC, someone must have screwed up. Besides, irrelevance would probably hurt a liar who needs to build themselves up with fake war stories more than a good belting.
The belting would be more of an unofficial PT session, really. 🙂
Besides, a well planned prison breakout is much easier objective than attaining the lofty status of QC.
🙂
- #135 I’ll live – especially after hours of savage abuse in the band van concerning the fact that I “smoke like a woman” (although there won’t be much more of that around here any more). As for who is what, I’ll leave that to the more experienced….Posted by ThinAndBritish on 2007 07 03 at 12:28 PM • permalink
- #136 Paco,
Um, we were talking about Ash_’s daughter Ember, future QC, but hey, if you really want Dirty Harriet as a VP, meaning I get to live a life of luxury (away from my so called ‘Tuscan Villa’ in this empty lakebed, with a diseased Llama named Pedro) I totally back your decision.
Just watch out when she starts asking questions.
- #140 Oh, 183600, if there is indeed ever a QC needed, I will be needed. I told him that if he’s ever needed somewhere he isn’t, I plan on hurting him significantly.
Though I probably deserve what I get, for being told and deciding they were right when I was told that they could break out of prison, without trying it.
- Okay folks, I had better get going, Ash_, please get to bed? I will not be responsible if you go sleepwalking and stub your perfect little toe, young lady!
Paco sir, a perfect repose to you, I go now to plot our takeover er, my fiancee’s career path in PACO Corp.
Texas Bob, wherever you are in Germany, stop drinking that fine beer and think, for a moment of those of use who aren’t.
ThinAndBritish, take that dress off young man, and straighten up, for the sake of Queen and Country!
Grimmy: Um, do whatever you want mate, I don’t want any trouble here tonight. 🙂
God bless all and sundry
- #146 Ash_
Um, not yet my wife, I think I will end up the husband in all this? But manners cost nothing, and my parents just raised us to be very cost effective in the manners department. 🙂
That said, I’m sure you do have lovely little toes that don’t like being squished!
Now bed young lady (trying to sound stern, bugger, it works on my soldiers, but never on females.)
Um, please?
- #149 You’ll do OK. I still think headbanging in a crowd is a pretty cool thing to do.Posted by ThinAndBritish on 2007 07 03 at 01:01 PM • permalink
- #151 Cheers for the laugh on the snake stuff by the way, though I’m not sure I’m up on the Army in-jokes…Posted by ThinAndBritish on 2007 07 03 at 01:26 PM • permalink
- #97 Ash_;
#92 185600, I think you’ll cope well with pregnancy. Just hope she doesn’t get morning sickness, early labour, or the cravings I do.
With our first two kids (both girls), *I* had the morning sickness early on. She only did that with the last one (the boy). Still don’t know why it happened, but I keep trying to tell her that I was just trying to help out.
The cravings weren’t bad during any of the three pregnancies, although there was an anti-craving, oddly enough.
No fried chicken allowed anywhere in the area for 9 months each time.
The day after delivery, it was back on the menu.
- Interesting, this thread.
I’ve never claimed to have been in any of the services, though I have spent some time on submarines and destroyers. I’ve tried correcting some Submarine bloggers who count me as a Bubblehead – I have no right to wear the dolphins – but they seem to think I’m sorta kinda one anyway, which makes me tear up.
I’ve never had a Bikini Wax. But as I used to be able to grow hair on my back, I’ve had that waxed. Not too ouchy, but not fun either. The stuff in my ears and nose fell out naturally (Thank You God).
Epilation is easier the more often you do it. Yes, it stings, but electrolysis is far, far worse.
Pregnancy was one of my fondest dreams, till I found out a bit more about biology. Still, I was never attracted to guys, and one of them is a useful adjunct in order to bear children. When I was 10, I wanted a large family, but was.. agnostic… about having a husband. Actually, make that Clueless.
I’m still torn between regret that pregnancy was never possible for me, and elation that medical technology enabled me to have a child anyway.
Ash_, be easy on yourself, OK? The hormone swings you’re going through mean you can’t possibly be fully rational all the time. Un-PC to say it, but Biology can be a Bitch. I say this as an endocrinally weird chick going through a long delayed Puberty just before age 32. In Hexadecimal.
ThinAndBrit – don’t worry about gender confusion. My UK birth certificate says “boy”, and due to technical flaws in the UK Gender Recognition Act, always will. The British High Commission were good enough to correct my UK passport though based on the medical evidence. The Australian Passport Office won’t issue me one, alas, their regulations say it is “uneccessary or undesirable” to give one to anyone whose birth documentation is inconsistent with their bodily shape.
Medics still can’t make up their mind whether I’m more Intersexed than Transsexual, or vice-versa. No matter, my body matches my brain now, just wish I didn’t look quite so plain (a euphemism for Ugly).
185600 – Remember, Friendly Fire Isn’t, Incoming Rounds have Right of Way, and most of all, Don’t Forget to Duck when in poppy country, OK?
I don’t envy you. No Katyushas were fired anywhere near me yesterday, when I was at Haifa Naval Base. I’m not disappointed, getting shot at is an honour I’d gladly forego. Israel is safer than London these days anyway.
Oh yes – Thanks. For past and future favours.
- Now that there are more Islamic doctors supporting jihad, perhaps the feminists could appeal to them to intervene and make sure that FGM is being done properly. In the meantime further workshops can proceed, with the goal of establishing guidelines for the strategisation of initiatives to empower dialogues amongst the women of these various dicing and slicing cultures. Positive outcomes devoid of denunciation might be indentified and codified for the purpose of future reports and analysis.
- Kimmie, darling, you’re slacking if you’re just noticing Tim’s column now. Try to do better next time, mmkay?
it’s got a limited degree of effectiveness in harming me directly
Come now, my cheeky little monkey (of course you’re a monkey, darling – you’re nasty, shrill, and always flinging poo everywhere) – you can’t possibly believe the mean ol’ Blairites wish to harm you, can you? Mock you, deride you, and call you out on your asinine bullshit, sure, but we don’t wish to harm you. Pity we can’t say the same for your girl-cutting buddies. Despite what you addled little lefties seem to believe, that charming group of folks would unhesitatingly harm you for being an uncovered and presumably intact woman (somehow, although you seem to believe that female genital mutilation is nothing more than a surgical procedure, I doubt you’ve offered up your own bits to the knife). At best they’d slap a cloth bag over your sorry carcass – at worst they’d cheerfully stone you, hang you, or behead you. Then again, I suppose that thought really doesn’t bother you. After all, the horrific treatment of women is CULTURAL, and we all know that all cultures are EQUAL (except the Evil Hegemonic Imperialist Western Capitalist culture, which is inherently bad and therefore inferior).
Twat.
Posted by Blue State Sil on 2007 07 03 at 07:16 PM • permalink
- “The Silent Denouncer” – What a great phrase! That sounds like a good name for a comic book hero. Alternatively, “The Silent Denouncers” might be a good name for a rock band.Posted by Bruce Lagasse on 2007 07 03 at 07:35 PM • permalink
- It appears anonymous Kim may have had a rethink of her position on FGM in a new post here at LP. Now I’m not saying Kim is trying to reclaim the moral high ground from Tim but she does link to this blog in her post.
Kim is promising to donate to an anti-FGM charity based on the number of non-partisan comments posted on that thread. If nothing else her stoush with Tim may have prompted her to reflect on her original comments and focus on the real issues here.
Posted by under the whip on 2007 07 03 at 08:06 PM • permalink
- #162
Yeah. I read it. The comparisons in the comments of FGM and male circumcision flabbergast me. It’s very rare in male circumcision for the penis to be (accidentally) amputated.
I’m so glad that Kim has pointed out that in many cultures it’s what women want. Yes, a 4 year old can make an informed decision. Of course.
- #164 paco
Why, thank you, kind sir! I just bought a PACO Industries clue-by-four and figured it needed an airing.
Posted by Blue State Sil on 2007 07 04 at 12:13 AM • permalink
- I’ll probably get burned alive for this but…
I’ve been watching a string of back to back episodes of the reality TV called “Fight Girls” and it dawned on me that the gradual reawakening of the old warrior spirit in some of our young women can’t help but be a good thing.
This may end up being one of the few side effects of femazelotism that actually does good.
- 160
“her stoush with Tim may have prompted her to reflect on her original comments”She made a politicly motivated statement and is trying to buy some high ground.
Just donate the money Kimbo and stop playing games.
Posted by armageddon on 2007 07 04 at 02:13 AM • permalink
- #86 Ash, speaking of waxing, I reckon the worst part to get waxed is the back of your knees. That’s really painful.
Give me a bikini wax any day.
Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2007 07 04 at 04:55 AM • permalink
- 185600, should a prison breakout be needed, I can organise the CAIRS, and some mates can sort out the NGS. Even if we are in there with you after assisting in the ‘unofficial PT session’ (we old farts promise to go up the back to turn bright red and collapse in a screaming heap out of the way… getting ancient is embarrassing but it beats the alternative), this can still be done. Old buggers have good networks.
Oh, and leave Pedro the Llama alone. That’s one of Andrea’s spies in a Llama suit, he keeps an eye on Wronwright’s activities at home.
<Looks worriedly at Andrea’s ‘Disgusting perversions committed by Wronwright’ file, which is so large things are starting to orbit it. Wonders why some of the visible file markers include ‘chickens’, ‘mead-fuelled carnage – asstd’ and ‘interspecies relationships of a perverted kind with silicon-based dimorphic hexapodal ungulates’. Remembers he is not really supposed to use Andrea’s computer terminal while in her office supervising the cleaning of Andrea’s trophy wall, so recently extended by 100 metres… upwards. For the mounted heads. Which are mostly human. Oh, look, there’s Huckabee>Ash, before Ember accepts Paco’s vice presidential offer, get the little bugger to define which meaning of ‘vice’ he is using, mmkay? She might wind up in charge of ANYTHING. Remember that he is primary contractor for the VRWC (sorta like Halliburton, Blackwater and KBR rolled into one and with none of their redeeming features or high aspirations and altruistic ideals). Perhaps the torture subsidiary (Pain, Agony and Cruelty for all Occasions), the ‘special services’ wing (Perverts, Arsebandits,Crazydykes and Onanists: “Say it with a deviant on that special occasion”) or the internet-based confectionary wing (Premium Assorted Confectionary Online), or slavery heading up the Permanently Assigned Contract Organisation (The slave you want within 30 minutes or your money back!) which is one of the more profitable arms of the PACO Industries combine. So read the contract carefully…. especially in ultraviolet and infra-red light.
Oh, if it IS the slavery wing (Wronwright has been letting things slide over there), tell Ember that we need to offer a discount 2 for 1 deal on moonbats. My minions running the Reaver Department are catching lots of the bastards now that it’s summer in the northern hemisphere, and nobody ever knows they are gone.
And Mrs Lovett cannot process any more of them into pies, even after Mr Todd has helped by spending most nights helping her to chop up the meat.
MarkL
Minionmeister to the VRWC
- Mark, I will definitely be reading it very carefully, submitting it for forensic analysis, and having it read over by the lovely solicitors at Pricy Analysis of Contracts Operatives. But if she’s anything like me, working for Paco Corp in any of those wings would be right up her alley.
But I hear the pay is terrible, and the conditions aren’t much better.
As for the 2 for 1 discount deal on moonbats, shouldn’t you make it 3 or 4 for 1? I mean, they’re so common.
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