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completely believable report from Iraq, possibly by a fellow whose support for Saddam’s removal ran a little below 100%:

Informed sources from the city of Mosul ascertained today that the US degraded occupiers would do anything to satisfy their beastly nature and to tune up with their debased culture. The same sources added that three days ago a US occupation tank in the city of Mosul (250 miles north of Baghdad) blocked the way of a school bus carrying some forty Iraqi schoolgirls.

The sources explained that two debased US soldiers got into the bus and ordered at gunpoint the school kids in the bus to show their breasts. One US female soldier, the Iraqi bus driver indicated, putting her liberation weapon aside, took off her heavy flak jacket, and exhibited to the terrified school children her sow’s filthy udders.

That’ll start a photo-hunting frenzy over at SBS and the Sydney Morning Herald. So, why haven’t we heard earlier about this unusual assault on Iraqi sensibilities?

The Mosuli sources bitterly complained that the Arab TV channels and Media were informed about this daylight rape and sexual abuse against Iraqi school girls but they wouldn’t say a word because liberty of speech and freedom of Media in the new democratic Iraq, equals under the fascist US Occupation an ascertained death.

Give Webdiary a try! They’ll publish anything!

(Via Deo)

Posted by Tim B. on 03/04/2006 at 11:36 PM
    1. Wait for the video: Imperialists Gone Wild!

      Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 03 04 at 11:51 PM • permalink


    1. byline Abu Mussab al-Zarqawi

      Posted by El Cid on 2006 03 04 at 11:53 PM • permalink


    1. Gah!  Next thing you know, those debased soldiers will be forcing girls to show their hair!  And their ankles!

      Posted by RebeccaH on 2006 03 05 at 12:04 AM • permalink


    1. Okay, that’s oficially my personal catch phrase to shout at priests and television crews as I hoon past in my Camry, “Show me your sow’s filthy udders!!!”

      I think it’s cool that US sevicewomen now have multiple racks of breasts. I’m not sure how it’s possible, but the Pentagon has alot of money so I guess they do it with science or something.

      Anyway, it really kicks warfare up a notch.

      Posted by Amos on 2006 03 05 at 12:05 AM • permalink


    1. This thread is useless without pics, to coin a phrase.

      Posted by mongo78 on 2006 03 05 at 12:15 AM • permalink


    1. I know….and as the U.S Soldiers left the bus, they could be heard singing the trademark song of Mr. Bob Hope….Thanks for the Mammaries.

      Posted by El Cid on 2006 03 05 at 12:19 AM • permalink


    1. #6: Wasnt that song one of Dolly Parton’s biggest hits?

      Posted by Lucky Nutsacks on 2006 03 05 at 12:37 AM • permalink



      Not bad, but if it was carpet-bombed, I’d want pics.

      Posted by Dave S. on 2006 03 05 at 12:38 AM • permalink


    1. Dan Rather says the filthy udders were silicone but accurate.

      Posted by zefal on 2006 03 05 at 12:42 AM • permalink


    1. Damn those evil Americans occupiers and their filthy occupiers sows udders. damn them to hell.

      Posted by Harry Buttle on 2006 03 05 at 12:43 AM • permalink


    1. Update: Paul McGeogh reports that after the breast-flashing, Allawi shot the kids in the head.

      You know, the way these Islamotards go on about terrifying menstrual-blood threats and horrible breast-flashing, and keep trying to knock down our tall, steely towers, you begin to get the impression that maybe – and I could be reaching here – maybe they’ve got some deep-seated sexual problems.

      Posted by Dave S. on 2006 03 05 at 12:43 AM • permalink


    1. Sow’s filthy udders?
      Womens’ breasts are a gift from god whatever size and shape. The writer is clearly deranged.
      I’m curious about that weapon of liberation, though. If you’ve got one, flaunt it.

      Posted by blogstrop on 2006 03 05 at 12:51 AM • permalink


    1. Hell- thats class A performance art in San Francisco.

      One Noe Valley female gym teacher, the pre-op transgender bus driver indicated, putting her liberation blowhorn aside, took off her heavy rubber jumpsuit, and exhibited to the terrified school children her new …..

      Posted by 13times on 2006 03 05 at 12:56 AM • permalink


    1. This entire article is bizarre, but I just want to point out one itsy bitsy little problem with this particular point:

      …took off her heavy flak jacket…

      With the profusion of small arms, and the tendency of terrorists to fire their weapons at available targets, I seriously doubt any soldier will drop their IBA just to flash their titties.

      And the bias of this guy is certainly obvious if you click on the link “What happened in Kurdish Halabja?”, where one is treated to links offering answers to questions and points like:

      Carlton Meyer, Saddam never gassed his own people

      Ghali Hassan, What do Fallujah and Halabja have in Common?

      Jude Wanniski, Saddam Hussein Did Not Commit Genocide

      Jude Wanniski, A Fair Trial for Saddam?

      Oh, yeah, this web site certainly has problems with Hussein being deposed.  Speaks volumes as to just how inaccurate this story is.

      Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 03 05 at 12:56 AM • permalink


    1. Oh, and I want to register a complaint with the UN War Crimes Commission, against Code Pink.  The breasts flashed by those females aren’t obviously filthy, but they certainly look like sow’s udders.  I DEMAND JUSTICE!!!!

      Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 03 05 at 12:58 AM • permalink


    1. Update: Paul McGeogh reports that after the breast-flashing, Allawi shot the kids in the head.

      And then he fed them plastic turkey.

      Posted by TimShell on 2006 03 05 at 01:26 AM • permalink


    1. Priorities – as soon as I’m sure this paint has stopped drying I’ll be straight over to webdiary.

      Posted by Margos Maid on 2006 03 05 at 01:45 AM • permalink


    1. Mmmm, sows udders.

      All I want to know was what she was doing with a fully grown pig under her flack jacket??
      I know there have been some complaints about the flack jackets but surely they can do better than use whole pigs as ablative protection?

      Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2006 03 05 at 01:53 AM • permalink


    1. I am pretty sure the paint is close to dry but now it looks like the grass has put on a spurt since I last watched. Too many distractions…

      Posted by Margos Maid on 2006 03 05 at 02:00 AM • permalink


    1. Dammit, I wondered where that minionette got to! She is the blonde one with 38DD’s.

      There is always ONE who gets their brain fried by Wronwright’s Mesopotamian Mead.

      Sigh. OK, boys lets get the half-track rolling before she exhausts ANOTHER Marine Division.


      Posted by MarkL on 2006 03 05 at 02:56 AM • permalink


    1. Boobs exposed at gunpoint?

      What are the root causes?

      Posted by Henry boy on 2006 03 05 at 03:55 AM • permalink


    1. Whose byline is that? Andrew Sullivan’s?

      Posted by Donnah on 2006 03 05 at 03:57 AM • permalink


    1. Based on this, from a previous refugee family fleeing Iraq, we just gotta get all our brave gals synched up in their cycles and the enemy will run the other way:

      And now, though thou wouldest needs be gone, because thou sore longedst after thy father’s house, yet wherefore hast thou stolen my gods?

      And Jacob answered and said to Laban, Because I was afraid: for I said, Peradventure thou wouldest take by force thy daughters from me.

      With whomsoever thou findest thy gods, let him not live: before our brethren discern thou what is thine with me, and take it to thee. For Jacob knew not that Rachel had stolen them.

      And Laban went into Jacob’s tent, and into Leah’s tent, and into the two maidservants’ tents; but he found them not. Then went he out of Leah’s tent, and entered into Rachel’s tent.

      Now Rachel had taken the images, and put them in the camel’s furniture, and sat upon them. And Laban searched all the tent, but found them not.

      And she said to her father, Let it not displease my lord that I cannot rise up before thee; for the custom of women is upon me. And he searched, but found not the images.

      Forget the “Sweat and tears”—all we need is the blood!

      Posted by MentalFloss on 2006 03 05 at 05:42 AM • permalink


    1. US degraded occupiers would do anything to satisfy their beastly nature and to tune up with their debased culture.

      I think he was watching the Academy Awards.

      Posted by Peter Boston on 2006 03 05 at 07:12 AM • permalink


    1. ”… exhibited to the terrified school children her sow’s filthy udders.”

      I doubt that her ‘udders’ were ‘filthy’. Nice girls thoroughly soap their breasts and put on a clean bra.

      One never knows when one might be called on to expose oneself to busloads of Iraqi school children.

      Were they Weapons of Mammary Dereliction?

      Posted by Inurbanus on 2006 03 05 at 07:40 AM • permalink


    1. #18 thefrollickingmole

      All I want to know was what she was doing with a fully grown pig under her flack jacket??

      Yeah, OK but the REAL question is why she didn’t have the regulation hairy-nosed wombat under her flack jacket?  A triumph of USA-OZ military development, those very dense suckers will absorb a direct hit from a RPG #.  If she only had a pig under the flack jacket, then she deserves everything she gets.

      # shhhhh! Don’t tell the greenies that Bush & Howard have developed a new use for that which eats, roots, shoots and leaves.

      Posted by Stop Continental Drift! on 2006 03 05 at 07:52 AM • permalink


    1. I’ll match my tasmanian devil gainst your hairy nosed wombat any day -destructo unlimited.
      ABC news forgot its multicultural self in all its Gay Mardi Gras frenzy -(filmed by its emergency volunteer skeleton crew so abc staff could all join in and take part)-I myself would not have screened the burqa clad (split to upper thigh) person on the pillion of the motor bike-but there you go,there’s no accounting for Auntie’s actions.
      Every conservative institution was targeted,including censorship of Brokeback Mountain,the fact that John Howard’s tenth anniversary of being in office coincided with the Mardi Gras -plenty of boobs were flashed and bottoms flourished.
      ABC just couldn’t forgo the double entendres either, their enthusiastic presenter at the parade gushing “and the gay cowboys just keep coming” and “tongue in cheek” jokes..The inadequate term “naughty” was bandied about.
      Cronulla got a float.

      Posted by crash on 2006 03 05 at 08:19 AM • permalink


    1. mmm…sow’s filthy udders.

      Much like a friend of mine’s disgusted description of “vaginal teeth” being the final proof to the rest of us of his alternative life choice (the straw that broke Khamel’s back, so to speak), methinks our reporter is having Mardi Gras withdrawal symptoms.

      Posted by Black Chick on 2006 03 05 at 08:32 AM • permalink


    1. Geez, and here I am stuck in lousy old Baghdad, without a single filthy sow exposing her udders.

      Posted by Diggs on 2006 03 05 at 08:50 AM • permalink


    1. Life wasn’t meant to be easy Diggs..
      Btw there seemed to be quite a few children involved in the Mardi Gras parade -I would have thought that in the bizarre circumstances -the nudity,obscene gestures and mingling with the crowd -that it would be not wildly legal for them to be there.Even if with a parent.One toddler looked very bewildered.

      Posted by crash on 2006 03 05 at 09:42 AM • permalink


    1. #30 lol. The kid was probably wondering why the Wiggles it’d been promised weren’t there

      Posted by Black Chick on 2006 03 05 at 10:16 AM • permalink


    1. All told, I’m thinking that there was something lost in the translation.
      No wonder romance novels don’t sell over here.  Who would pay to read “He crushed her against him, his lips on hers, the feel of her filthy sow udders raising a yearning in him that he hadn’t felt in a long time.”

      Posted by Diggs on 2006 03 05 at 10:37 AM • permalink


    1. According to the Lancet there have been over 100,000 infidel mammaries exposed.

      As usual, the MSM hasn’t uddered a single word about this latest Abu Grab torture of innocents.

      Posted by monkeyfan on 2006 03 05 at 11:42 AM • permalink


    1. Actually, this is a sign of real progress in Iraq; they’re already trying to make a cheap copy of Japanese chikan porn for export!  Free market values are taking root.

      Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 03 05 at 03:34 PM • permalink


    1. Wasn’t this from the same guy who claimed there weren’t any Americans within 40 miles of Baghdad, as 3rd Infantry Division tanks rolled through the streets one block away?  Sow’s filthy udders? I’d like to show that guy MY weapon of liberation.  Or would that be the Porker’s filthy cork-screw?

      Posted by Texas Bob on 2006 03 05 at 03:55 PM • permalink


    1. All told, I’m thinking that there was something lost in the translation. quote]Heh!  Diggs, I’ll betcha that dude learned to speak English in France…..

      Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 03 05 at 06:16 PM • permalink


    1. Dang block quotes!

      No matter…..Diggs, shoot first and stay sharp!

      Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 03 05 at 06:17 PM • permalink


    1. Could be worse, how about the Indonesian housemaids who are getting fingerprinted before leaving to overseas countries like Saudi Arabia. It reads, an Indonesian consulate official confirmed the fingerprinting procedure newly introduced by the Indonesian passport department.

      Indonesian maids are by far the most popular among Saudi families because they are Muslims and tend to get along very well with their employers.

      But do they have a anti discrimination policy in Saudi Arabia? mmm

      Posted by 1.618 on 2006 03 05 at 06:22 PM • permalink


    1. #38 Discrimination appears to be the reason the Queensland Labor minister resigned this week. He says he was repeatedly insulted because he was married to a Thai lady -by his own colleagues he was insulted. Labor colleagues. So,like the leader of the Lib party in Victoria,who was pilloried for saying Bob Carr had a “mail order bride”
      and resigned forthwith – will the Beattie cabinet please resign . Shame Teflon shame.
      O/T Franny did a great interview on Samarkand p.o.w. camp in Malaysia today.

      Posted by crash on 2006 03 05 at 08:05 PM • permalink


    1. Stay tuned for ANOTHER ABU GHRAIB “piece” on SBS’s Dateline program this week.

      Posted by Brian on 2006 03 06 at 03:03 AM • permalink


    1. Why is “piece” in scarequotes?

      Posted by Stoop Davy Dave on 2006 03 07 at 04:21 PM • permalink


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