Rumour monged

Last updated on March 6th, 2018 at 12:31 am

John Howard hasn’t suffered a heart attack. Not sure if he’s ever suffered a spam attack, however.

1. I received this email late today, when it was patently as misleading as a Roy Morgan Bennelong Poll.

   Posted by blogstrop on 2007 02 19 at 03:59 AM • permalink

1. The bastard would need to have a heart first.

   Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 02 19 at 04:00 AM • permalink

1. #2 IT.

   My lefty aquaintances would say that if he did have a heart it would be black. Black and cold.

   Like deep space, which can also be found in Phillip Adam’s scone.

   Posted by Penguin on 2007 02 19 at 04:30 AM • permalink

1. And I suppose it’s signed with one of those weird spam names, like Hector Camembert, or Godiva Philpotts, or Julia Gillard.

   Posted by cuckoo on 2007 02 19 at 04:36 AM • permalink

1. You’d think they’d work on their spammer grammar …

   Posted by egg_ on 2007 02 19 at 04:44 AM • permalink

1. #3
   Phatty:
   At our little town of Gundy a tiny weir is broken open and the pitiful amount of last-resort water supplying a few homes is lost.

   … did a belly-buster?

   Posted by egg_ on 2007 02 19 at 04:50 AM • permalink

1. I got it twice, and assumed it was a virus or an outbreak of wishful thinking from Ruddville.

   Any bastard phishing around me had better be prepared to get a gaff through their head (and stuffed and mounted, if trophy size).

   Posted by Habib on 2007 02 19 at 05:01 AM • permalink

1. Turnbull blames Rudd, Carr for water woes
   hehe

   #7
   KRuddy is prolly hopeful of Howard’s End.

   Posted by egg_ on 2007 02 19 at 05:04 AM • permalink

1. That sure does sound a mong of a rumour…

   Posted by anthony_r on 2007 02 19 at 05:55 AM • permalink

1. Penguin, you reminded me of this hilarity.

   Monty Burns: Now before we begin, let me make one thing clear for you. I want your legal advice.  I even pay for it.  But to me you’reall vipers!  You live on personal injuries, you live on divorces, you live on pain and misery!  I– Oh, but I’m rambling.  Would anyone like some coffee?

   Lawyer: Yes, I would like some coffee.

   Monty Burns: Want it black, don’t you? Black like your heart!

   Posted by Nicholas on 2007 02 19 at 06:19 AM • permalink

1. ot beautiful glenn milne skewering of getup. landeryou found it

   Posted by KK on 2007 02 19 at 06:43 AM • permalink

1. Wonder if the labour party has any funds left, or if their servers seem a little sluggish?

   Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 02 19 at 06:47 AM • permalink

1. I am so fed up with websites whose advertisements play sound as soon as you open the page.

   I have resisted installing ad-blocking software till now, mindful that websites have to pay the bills somehow. If this intrusive practice continues however, they’re gone.

   Posted by Dan Lewis on 2007 02 19 at 07:03 AM • permalink

1. Thanks KK – it explains much!

   Posted by blogstrop on 2007 02 19 at 07:16 AM • permalink

1. I predict that the rumour will have sparked various compassionate left wing blogs to start salivating at the prospect of Howard’s demise.

   Posted by Ross on 2007 02 19 at 09:19 AM • permalink

1. #15 – sure, pick the low hanging fruit…

   Posted by Major John on 2007 02 19 at 10:33 AM • permalink

1. #5 You’d think they’d work on their spammer grammar …

   That is good grammar in Nigeria.

   Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 02 19 at 11:55 AM • permalink

1. Just as a point of information, what happens when the PM dies?

   Posted by Kyda Sylvester on 2007 02 19 at 12:40 PM • permalink

1. #18 Kyda
   He’ll probably lie in state for a suitable period, then be accorded a State Funeral a la Sir Winston Churchill.

   Should he die while in office, the Governor-General would have to agree to a temporary PM, who serves until the Coalition elects a new Parliamentary leader, who becomes PM.

   Cheers

   Posted by J.M. Heinrichs on 2007 02 19 at 03:53 PM • permalink

1. Heart attack? The CBC is reporting that P.M. John Howard has been shot and killed! Apparently, he was at a gas station with Obama.

   Posted by andycanuck on 2007 02 19 at 08:10 PM • permalink

1. #6 egg_

   Gundy is near Scone! – ….uncanny…

   Posted by Penguin on 2007 02 19 at 09:38 PM • permalink

1. SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM

   I was in Sydney’s Chinatown on Sunday, the first day of the Lunar New Year, and amongst all the stalls set up for the occasion in Dixon Street, selling good luck trinkets and Chinese food, was a stall promoting SPAM.

   Posted by monaro on 2007 02 19 at 11:29 PM • permalink

1. If Howard did suffer a heart attack, I can see Rudd proclaiming himself prime minister on the steps of parliament with the words
   “No need for elections. The pollsters have spoken.”

   Saw Kev on TV this morning. No idea what he was saying, I was too distracted by his mouth. It was like those Conan O’Brien sketches where a moving mouth is superimposed over a still picture of someone famous, such as the president. Weird

   Posted by Contrail on 2007 02 20 at 12:46 AM • permalink

1. #23
   He of the personality bypass not showing any emotion?

   Apologies to the Bee Gees:

   I have no heart, it’s just that emotions
   Won’t take me over
   Tied up in sorrows
   Lost in your polls
   And if you don’t come back
   Come home to me voter
   You know there’ll be nobody Left in this world to hold back the Right
   Nobody Left in this world to kiss off the Right
   The Right the Right the Right
   The Right

   Posted by egg_ on 2007 02 20 at 07:39 AM • permalink

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