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Howard Mortman’s top ten funniest political quotes of 2006.

Posted by Tim B. on 12/27/2006 at 07:00 AM

4) Hugo Chavez describing President Bush: “The devil is right at home. The devil — the devil, himself, is right in the house. And the devil came here yesterday. Yesterday, the devil came here. Right here. Right here. And it smells of sulfur still today.”
I like that one, wasn’t he also clutching a chomsky at the UN?
Posted by spyder on 2006 12 27 at 08:12 AM • permalink

#1, spyder:
… clutching a chomsky…
An admirer of the man’s work, are you?
No, really! I was joking. Please dont hurt me.
I actually liked this one from the comments:
Eric Berlin said,
December 12, 2006 @ 11:50 am
Whoa, whoa, WHOA! How could you leave out Nancy Pelosi, on the prospect of Democrats winning back Congress? “The gavel of the speaker of the House is in the hands of special interests, and now it will be in the hands of America’s children.” That was priceless.
Kinda says it all, dont it?
Posted by Grimmy on 2006 12 27 at 08:19 AM • permalink

#2 Grimmy – yeah, I agree completely. Poor Dems – they just can’t help themselves.
Posted by Tex Lovera on 2006 12 27 at 08:25 AM • permalink

My favorite:
8) Tony Snow to Helen Thomas: “Thank you for the Hezbollah view.” (July 18)
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 12 27 at 08:40 AM • permalink

#2 Grimmy, you’re safe for now 🙂
#4 – yeah I watched the video on that, it was a classic.
Posted by spyder on 2006 12 27 at 09:11 AM • permalink

big kim’s thoughtful common denominator doorstop was the funniest for me.
Today our thoughts, and the thoughts of many, many Australians will be with Karl Rove as he goes through the very sad process of burying his beloved wife. And I just want him to know that my thoughts and the thoughts of my colleagues are very much with him today.
Posted by eeniemeenie on 2006 12 27 at 09:34 AM • permalink

Check out this photo of the troops responding to Kerry’s “joke”.
Posted by paco on 2006 12 27 at 10:23 AM • permalink

Joe Biden: “You CANNOT go into a 7-11 or a Dunkin Donuts without an Indian accent.”
I love this one. As you can imagine, the store owners who appreciate my Indian accent the least are the Indians.
Posted by RebeccaH on 2006 12 27 at 12:06 PM • permalink

Hey, Jon Carry, can you spell t*o*a*s*t? Great pix, Paco. Here’s a brightened up version that really tells the tale.
Posted by Kyda Sylvester on 2006 12 27 at 03:56 PM • permalink

#8 Rebecca: I wonder who Biden’s copying this time? Jerry Seinfeld? Borat?
Posted by paco on 2006 12 27 at 03:56 PM • permalink

#9: Thanks, Kyda. How’s that old song go: “one is the loneliest number . . .”?
Posted by paco on 2006 12 27 at 03:59 PM • permalink

#8 “…the store owners who appreciate my Indian accent the least are the Indians.”
Yeah, I walked in once and said, “How! Me want-um heap doughnuts.” Boy, did they look at me funny!
Posted by Old Grouch on 2006 12 27 at 05:23 PM • permalink

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