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An Obama supporter discovers that he is even less welcome at pro-Hillary sites than he is among horrible conservatives:
One woman went so far as to say that her ovaries were screaming at me. I did not even know that was possible!
You learn something new every day in this blogging caper.
Ahhh, the famed welcoming embrace of liberals.
Posted by MikeTheLibrarian on 2008 04 30 at 12:33 PM • permalink
Her ovaries scream because an Obama supporter is nearby? I’d hate to see what happens if she slept with an Obama support. Or (sotte voce) a Republican.
Think “Freddy versus Maureen Dowd”, a true horror film.
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2008 04 30 at 01:02 PM • permalink
Whoops, I meant “sotto voce”. Guess my fingers were trembling with fear. Yeah, that’s it!
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2008 04 30 at 01:03 PM • permalink
her ovaries were screaming at me
It’s so far been a mystery why some people respond to
infrasound, but now it seems the mystery is solved:
Infrasound has been known to cause feelings of awe or fear in humans. Since it is not consciously perceived, it can make people feel vaguely that supernatural events are taking place.Awe or fear of screaming ovaries, time to dig in!
- The election that just keeps on giving.
About a year or two ago I was starting to think that this election had been going on for too long. Now? I wish it would never end.I am going to be using that phrase for years, I’m just going to have to try to fit it into a conversation without seeming forced.
Like when a woman’s stomach growls I’ll ask, “Are you hungry or are your ovaries screaming at me?”
The Real JeffS—sotte voce: muttering while drunk.
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2008 04 30 at 02:40 PM • permalink
I would vote with Paco’s Prostate, but my Islets of Langerhans and Sebaceous Glands are sending very different messages.
Posted by Harry Bergeron on 2008 04 30 at 03:05 PM • permalink
Higher volume vagina monologues.
Posted by Mystery Meat on 2008 04 30 at 04:05 PM • permalink
What an excellent way to break up with a girl.
“Sorry. It’s not me, it’s you. Your ovaries are screaming at me and I can’t take it anymore”
Posted by memomachine on 2008 04 30 at 04:11 PM • permalink
A little jingle I believe was used by medical students of yore to help with an anatomical relationship in the mouth and throat area.
The lingual nerve took a swerve around the hyoglossus,
“Well I’ll be fucked, said Wharton’s duct,
The bastard’s double crossed us!!”I wonder if students still use these little jingles? I wonder if they still actually learn hard stuff?
Great, just what the world needs another mouthy c**t!
Luke: “Whats wrong Ovary-one-Kenobi?”
Ovary-One: “I felt a great disturbance in the force, Like a million ovaries screaming out at once, then were suddenly silenced..”/apologies to star wars fans.
Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2008 04 30 at 06:19 PM • permalink
I saw the TB headline on my Google desktop feed and thought, “A-ha – another Traceeee item. I’m disappointed it’s not, but it could well have been. I’m sure Traceeee’s ovaries have been giving her hell over the dredging.
Posted by walterplinge on 2008 04 30 at 06:22 PM • permalink
Some good comments on that link:
I was starting to (absolutely inappropriately, of course) characterize Clinton’s supporters as 60-year-old white women covered in cat hair and wearing ill-fitting undergarments who constantly scream about how their grannies did not have the right to vote.
Posted by walterplinge on 2008 04 30 at 06:26 PM • permalink
- There was movement in the womb space
And a terrifying sound
When the ovaries let rip a mighty scream…Apologies to A B Paterson.Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2008 04 30 at 06:45 PM • permalink
#14 Not to mention the frontal lobes, which are just about to burst out.
Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2008 04 30 at 07:37 PM • permalink
Two years ago I did indeed visit a blog that was still supporting George Bush called Tim Blair, a website based in Australia. We had a very interesting exchange of ideas and then we essentially gave up on each other. So I thought I would try this again with some blogs that support Hillary.
I often wonder how I can still be so naive at my age. They took my comments as anti-feminist and anti-woman. WTF?…ethnicity…mending ideological fences…
or is that ideological of-fencesNext they will be bombarding Sumter again.
Posted by stackja1945 on 2008 04 30 at 07:38 PM • permalink
#39 I like to engage in standing ovations.
Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2008 04 30 at 07:39 PM • permalink
The tagline for the remake of “Aliens”, starring Hillary Clinton as Ripley
For the Obama supporter that would be Obama portraying Ripley, and Hillary as the Alien.
For my money, though, Obama and Hillary could have starring roles in the remake of this classic.
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2008 04 30 at 08:01 PM • permalink
#43 – ernie, it’s as slow as a wet week over here.
I scream
You scream
We all want some ovary-screamPosted by mr creosote on 2008 04 30 at 08:01 PM • permalink
At last we have second bill for the double feature!
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2008 04 30 at 08:17 PM • permalink
- What’s that I hear in the air?
The ovarian scream!
Giving Obama a scare,
The ovarian scream!
No more debates, it’s unfair,
The ovarian scream!
Got to have HillaryCare —
The ovarian scream!
Delegates switch? Don’t you dare!
The ovarian scream!
Time for some image repair,
The ovarian scream!
Nobody else has a prayer,
The ovarian scream!
It’s Hillary’s turn, we declare,
The ovarian scream!Think with your brain?
Useless and vain!
It’s time we all entertain
The ovarian scream!Posted by Mary in LA on 2008 04 30 at 08:39 PM • permalink
My testicles are wolf whistling.
Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2008 04 30 at 08:53 PM • permalink
Men think with their dicks, women scream with their ovaries.
Thus: women may shriller (higher pitch) but smarter (ovaries closer to the brain than dicks).
You blokes are too stupid to work it out,
Posted by LaVallette on 2008 04 30 at 09:02 PM • permalink
This is a good example of that old maxim of “don’t wish too hard, you might get what you wished for.”
The Democrats don’t have boring old white guys for candidates, they’ve got a (putative) African-American and a woman: two ideal demographics to show how progressive their party is.
Unfortunately, it is tearing the party apart: how do you respect the female vote without slighting the African-American one?
And vice-versa of course.
Ouch!
Posted by JJM Ballantyne on 2008 04 30 at 09:13 PM • permalink
My ovaries scream at me every month, but so far they haven’t mentioned politics.
Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2008 04 30 at 09:25 PM • permalink
- Posted by richard mcenroe on 2008 04 30 at 09:46 PM • permalink
Maybe she was just upset she was putting all her eggs in one basket?
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2008 04 30 at 09:46 PM • permalink
Maybe her ovaries have some allegiance to Deano?
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2008 04 30 at 10:45 PM • permalink
Belmont Club on “Design for Despots”
Many of today’s “opinion leaders” positively risk-averse.Posted by stackja1945 on 2008 04 30 at 10:56 PM • permalink
Do you still hear the ovaries scream, Clarice?
Posted by cyclosarin on 2008 04 30 at 11:23 PM • permalink
#78 – Damn it. I always feel like a Cretin? Cretan? stupid posting something after Saltydog. That’s one fine and erudite lady.
Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2008 04 30 at 11:51 PM • permalink
One of the last emails, I received from Saltydog…It is edited for certain reasons…BUT
I would be happy to leave this email address just for Tiz, Blair, and Critter’s stuff. It actually makes things easier. Please feel free to use it if people want to send comments, personal notes, etc. I can’t promise to read the blogs. That takes a lot of time and focus that I do not want to spend on other than the work I’m doing—and having plenty of trouble enough doing, but I will read whatever comes down the pike here. If I could ask one caveat, though: I don’t want to open myself up to ID theft at this date! Perhaps if we could work out some kind of wall protecting the address, if that’s possible? I don’t know what I’m asking, so . . . .
Have not heard from this dear lady recently. I will send Salty’s email address to Tim, should any of you feel like sending personal notes to this champion person, we know as Saltydog.
Hopefully, she is still with us to read them. She may not respond, but I’m sure ALL will understand.
- #33 mojo:
Actually, I just learned that mnemonic in a University level Physics class. The prof said he got it from his dad who got it from the US Navy circa WWII. As he said, “It’s shockingly un-PC, but hard to forget.”The more PC version: Bad Beer Rots Our Young Guts, But Vodka Won’t if Silver or Gold.
#6, #12, Sot voce, voice of a drunk.
See everything written by Bob Ellis.
Thanks no. 6! Once again, the lexicon is expanded!
Posted by carpefraise on 2008 05 01 at 02:00 AM • permalink
O/T but too good to wait – the Global Warming scam is starting to come apart at the seams faster than a cheap suit.
The painfully evident recent global cooling (together with zilch evidence of any warming for the past 10 years) is causing the dam to break. Admissions are now appearing that we’re in for several decades of global cooling. Even the head of the IPCC has started asking whether natural causes are responsible for the lack of global warming.
I expect we’ll shortly see Al Gore, Tim Flannery, and a large cast of their supporters queuing up for first class seats to South America.
- OT: I just had a look over at Lav Rodeo and there is an item about the Mercedes Corby/Channel 7 case. LP has this tagged under the following headings:
Authoritarianism, Culture Wars, Government, Howardia, Media, Politics and Television.WTF? Howard? Authoritarianism, Culture wars? With TV a last runner? WTF are they on over there?
Speaking of screaming ovaries (in this case, “GET ME OUTTA HERE!! IT’S A FUCKING FREAK SHOW!!! THIS CRAZY BINT HAD SOME ABO BLOWING SMOKE AT US- WHAT NEXT???”), our Traceeeeeeee has scored another gig at our ABCCCCCCCCCCCCC by the look of it, and by her standards not that demented. Usual anti-capitalist/development blather though about Village Roadshow wanting to turn some flyblown stretch of Werribee infested with mangy, surly and ill-tempered critters into a viable enterprise.
More disturbing was Fred Dagg’s further fellating of the Great Navigator- truly desperate adoration of a dull, facile,fatuous, flatulent little prig who has all the charisma of a car wash and the dietary habits of a cockroach; pitiful. At least they won’t need to take their teeth out.
There’s a lot of stuff in the archives here, being one of the favourite topics, placing measured data against the IPCC’s prediction modelling; will trawl through what I can.
Will have to cite data, but IIRC from c. a decade of this stuff in the lay scientific meeja:
• Piddling 0.7C/century rise in ‘GMSAT’ (margin of error =?)
• Alleged warming increases with rise in latitude from the equator and is northern hemisphere centric, the southern hemisphere has allegedly cooled slightly
• Then there’s the issue of GMSAT vs amount of polar ice, as an ocean energy circulation system is at playIt’s the geek’s aggression that shits me; and what’s behind it: he obviously feels threatened when challenged
- #101 Can you share such evidence?
Only everything that’s written against the IPCC position. For instance Climate Audit or the right hand column at Climate Debate Daily are somewhere to start.Posted by daddy dave on 2008 05 01 at 07:23 AM • permalink
Ms Hughes confirmed the made-for-TV feature film would be called The Battle for Bennelong and was supported by the ABC, but no director had yet been appointed and there were no timelines set. linky for more
Posted by stackja1945 on 2008 05 01 at 07:24 AM • permalink
- #107
•GMSAT: our margin of error is greater than our estimate of change
•High-latitude studies refute global warming
•Southern Hemisphere still shows a slight cooling, only the Northern Hemisphere showing a small warming for the full 21 years.
•Arctic ocean currents shown to affect polar climate more than global warming
#115- I believe they’ve cast a stand-in. Peter Garrett’s scored a walk-on role as Bob Hogg’s hogs eye.
Sorry, I’d like to stay and play, but I’m busy with Paco Enterprises’ latest business venture. Off to the dung mines!
#74 TRJS: I’m used to it.
Posted by dean martin on 2008 05 01 at 08:54 AM • permalink
A little poetry, as this thread fades:
I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled.Shall I part my hair behind? Do I dare to eat a peach?
I shall wear white flannel trousers, and walk upon the beach.
I have heard the ovaries singing, each to each.I do not think that they will sing to me.
Re #127, not you, Deano, this Deano!!!!
But thanks for that medley!
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2008 05 01 at 09:21 AM • permalink
PS: And those particular ovaries can scream at me any time they want!
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2008 05 01 at 09:22 AM • permalink
Why is it that the women who obsess the most about their ovaries are the ones least likely to ever need them? They’re certainly far too self-centered to ever raise children.
Posted by Spiny Norman on 2008 05 01 at 11:16 AM • permalink
A noted side effect of singing from the diaphragm, I’m afraid.
Posted by Mr. Bingley on 2008 05 01 at 12:43 PM • permalink
- Mehaul
Another option Larence Solomon’s ‘The Deniers’.CheersPosted by J.M. Heinrichs on 2008 05 01 at 03:56 PM • permalink
Other body parts have been known to vocalise also.
Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2008 05 01 at 06:31 PM • permalink
Pamela Bone: A woman to remember, words that will live on.
Posted by stackja1945 on 2008 05 02 at 08:01 AM • permalink
Chick band name: The Screaming Ovaries.