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Last updated on August 8th, 2017 at 05:31 pm
Pakistan’s Lt Col (R) M. Zaman Malik:
In Osama Bin Laden and the Al-Qaeda network, the Zionists had crafted a perfect tool … Osama was an established puppet in Mossad’s and CIA’s hands; on him rested the entire cobweb of the Phoenix’s destruction.
Lt Col (R) M. Zaman Malik also believes the following about September 11:
The remote control technology, Global HAWK, was used to wrest the flight controls of the four “hijacked” planes from the pilots and direct the planes to their targets.
Just as well the Lt Col is (R).
UPDATE. The real conspiracy is that Australians are behind everything.
- Such is the middle east. It like trying to save a drowning polar bear. The only thanks you’ll get is a bite out of your jugular. Anyhow, since our friend LTC(R) Malik is retired from the Paki armed services, that puts him somewhere below a US junior ROTC cadet in his understanding of strategic operations. His biggest daily operational concerns involved which prostitute he’d sleep with and trying not to get shot in the back.
- Analysis of the other terrorists acts, occurring before or after 9/11 and ascribed to Osama / Al-Qaeda, yield the same conclusions. In each case, the planning was flawless, the attackers were provided with full logistics and latest intelligence and they acted with apt precision.
He is actually using this as a reason that Muslims couldn’t be responsible for these terrorist acts (including 9/11). Apparently he believes they can’t do anything that requires logistics, intelligence, and precision without help from the Jews.
I wonder how al-Qaeda feels about that?
- wronwright, you went a little too far this time. The plan was to target retired officers full colonel and above, leaving us retired light colonels out of the limelight. How am I supposed to do my covert job with all this publicity!?!?!?!?!!Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 11 25 at 11:47 AM • permalink
- BTW, Rebecca, you’ve articulated something that has bugged me for a long time. All this conspiracy talk puts the Muslim population of the world in a poor light…..and it comes largely from the Muslim world.
Apparently, a significant portion of that population has a very low level of self-esteem if they persist in pointing out what they see as their own inabilities, and emphasizing the amazing competence of the “Zionists”.
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 11 25 at 11:54 AM • permalink
- Actually, PW, Global Hawk is real. It’s just that Lt Col (R) M. Zaman Malik is clueless that Global Hawk is another unmanned aerial vehicle, not some sooooooper secret remote control technology developed by the CIA at the behest of the Zionist Conspiracy™.
Cancel that……Lt Col (R) M. Zaman Malik is clueless, period.
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 11 25 at 02:42 PM • permalink
- Kristy Hinze. A svelte slice of feminine pulchritude with a leontine mane of golden hair like melted krugerands and green eyes that might have been cut from the finest emerald ever mined at Cleary’s Lode. And she married a garden variety billionaire who looks like a Methodist parson, when she could have had a two-fisted, red-blooded, American hero like Detective Paco. Guess that two-floor walk-up just couldn’t compete with a yacht.
He is actually using this as a reason that Muslims couldn’t be responsible for these terrorist acts (including 9/11). Apparently he believes they can’t do anything that requires logistics, intelligence, and precision without help from the Jews.
Well, he was in the Pakstani military. He should know.
Posted by Rob Crawford on 2006 11 25 at 03:14 PM • permalink
- The range of conspiracy theories that come out of the Middle East, many of which contradict each other, is truly amazing. Such is the “thinking” of the true mystic. But RebeccaH nails it. Not only do they not believe in their own abilities, but they view modern technology as some kind of magic requiring Allah himself to combat. Of course, if they were at all consistent, they’d consider that only Allah himself could have put such magic in the hands of the enemy.
- But how do we know he’s a (R)epublican…Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 11 25 at 04:43 PM • permalink
- Y’all missed the most important clue. Not only is Global Hawk real, it’s also in constant use by the Zionists and their shills. Witness the incredible accuracy of those non-missile missiles in seeking red crosses on top of lebanese ambulances.Posted by ElectronPower on 2006 11 25 at 05:36 PM • permalink
- #5 The_Real_JeffS –
wronwright, you went a little too far this time. The plan was to target retired officers full colonel and above, leaving us retired light colonels out of the limelight. How am I supposed to do my covert job with all this publicity!?!?!?!?!!
Oh what a whiner. Did anyone see me whine when that Russian lake that needed to be moved turned out to be the Aral Sea? No! Because I turned lemons into lemonade. In this case, about 5 trillion gallons of lemonade dumped on 5,000 BC Mesopotamia.
Come on. Be a neocon. Adapt. Adjust. Utilize cunning and cleverness. And above all, serpentine, serpentine.
Posted by wronwright on 2006 11 25 at 05:54 PM • permalink
- “But how do we know he’s a (R)epublican…”
I thought the (R) was for Rovian agent.
Posted by Bruce Rheinstein on 2006 11 25 at 06:33 PM • permalink
- This essay has been mentionned before, but for a sense of LCol Malik’s background, it’s a very good read:
“Why the Arabs Lose Wars”While LKCol is probably not ethnically Arab, his cultural background is probably heavily influenced by Islamic-Arab imports.
Cheers
Posted by J.M. Heinrichs on 2006 11 25 at 06:57 PM • permalink
- #1 Splice, this genreal (Retired) is not a poor delude fool. I do not think he really believes this stuff; he is educated, probably by the British.
No, he is repeating this stuff to decive the poor, ignorant fools in the madrassars that supply the splodings and Taliban gun-fodder.
Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2006 11 25 at 07:13 PM • permalink
- #19 Wimpy, I guess that means we’re not fooling the crafty old coot one bit. And he’s not fooling himself either.
Well then, it’s a good thing the Pakistanis are doing such a great job helping us out in the war against terror and, indeed, against the Islamists’ broader objective of global expansionism, or things could get really complicated.
- I expected this would happen and wrote the intesively researched parody, A hidden history of Usama bin Laden – the Zionist!, in October 2001.
I commented: Once you agree that “Jews control everything”, not the least, the entire United States, you can “prove” anything.
Posted by Geoffrey MG on 2006 11 25 at 08:59 PM • permalink
- salvia
Id imagine by many hours on a flight sim.
How did any other theories you may have cause the events of 9/11 you festering little boil?
Any would requre dozens of people and a large chunk of luck to come off.
9/11 denialists, diseased little rat turds in the punch bowl of life.Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2006 11 25 at 09:33 PM • permalink
- RebeccaH
Getting soft in our dotage??
/hidesPosted by thefrollickingmole on 2006 11 25 at 10:53 PM • permalink
- Salvia you might be surprised. I am not a pilot and had never even used a flight simulator but an acquaintance kindly let me “fly” his Cessna (20-something). I can guarantee that it was not difficult.
No, it doesn’t compare to a 767 but another acquaintance – also not a pilot – was handed the controls of an F/A-18 for a little “fly” – he too found it easy. After all, neither of us had to take-off, land, deal with other air traffic, plot a course, communicate with ATC or fly by instruments.
- #22 Salvia
So how did Hani Hanjour, the hijacker on Flight 77, who could hardly fly a Cessna, manage to pilot a 767?
So how did Hani Hanjour, the hijacker on Flight 77, who could fly a 767, hardly manage to pilot a Cessna?
Posted by flying pigs over mecca on 2006 11 26 at 05:09 AM • permalink
- Woooo, this one is definitely a finalist in the Delusion of the Year awards.Posted by Tungsten Monk on 2006 11 26 at 06:28 PM • permalink
- #9 paco – come on, man, you should know the routine by now:
Dame lives the perfect pampered life courtesy of the kindly old billionaire, but the highlight is half way through the movie when she locks eyes with the shadowy, rough-edged but strangely exciting paco.
Steamy illicit sex and slow music ensues.
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