One-sixteenth indian, two-thirds carrot

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Last updated on June 15th, 2017 at 01:37 pm

Matt Labash meets Ward Churchill. Choice lines from everybody’s favourite 1/16th Indian revolutionary:

“I didn’t actually say they were Eichmann, I said they were little Eichmanns.”

“Untangle your head from the jewelry, fill in the holes with body putty, put on some straight looking clothes so they can’t see who you are.”

“I’m of the planet of the carrot. Why would I eat my relatives?”

“Three months ago I was not talking to a cow puppet. If I get my karma burnished right, I will probably not ever be talking to a cow puppet again.”

The entire piece is hilarious. Via Damian Penny.

Posted by Tim B. on 04/17/2005 at 10:08 AM
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