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Last updated on July 16th, 2017 at 10:47 am
Infuriated by bands forwarding his CD-buying and concert-attending cash to stupid carbon-offset schemes, music fan Jasper M. Walterson comes up with a fix. It’ll work for you, too.
I’d take the cook out option, if I could join in the festivities. That’s a very nice lab set up.
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 09 28 at 01:31 PM • permalink
On similar lines, it is possible to see a Michael Moore film without contributing to his chili-dog fund.
Posted by Rittenhouse on 2007 09 28 at 01:59 PM • permalink
I’ve been given hope that the world as I know it well continue at least for my lifetime. After that, you’re all on your own.
I think the viros, and other scam artists, like politicians, deepest hope is that the swag will last their lifetimes. If not, well, in the end we’re all dead anyway.
Now, I’ve got to go spread the word about that site. It offers such a breath of fresh air!
#4 – Never before did the old Vulcan blessing “Live long and prosper” seem so appropriate.
Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2007 09 28 at 06:04 PM • permalink
A fully owned subsidiary of PACO inc?
Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 09 28 at 06:40 PM • permalink
I like the option where they drive 30 miles in the most environmentally unfriendly vehicle they can find, buy disposable plastic and paper products and dispose of them unused. I think they could further enhance that option by changing the tyres at the end of each trip, and burning the old ones.
Disposable party plates and serviettes – $10
Four new tyres and lighting fluid – $605
Look on Cameron Diaz’s face – PricelessPosted by AlburyShifton on 2007 09 28 at 09:53 PM • permalink
The county adjacent to ours is considering prohibiting the use of wood-burning stoves and fireplaces this winter. I have my work cut out for me.
Posted by Kyda Sylvester on 2007 09 28 at 11:27 PM • permalink
Great link, Tim. Jasper’s even got a Che theme (incidentally, one of the funniest Che t-shirts I’ve run across).