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Last updated on August 8th, 2017 at 05:18 pm

It’s waxual harassment at Madame Tussauds!

(Via reader Alex)

Posted by Tim B. on 11/27/2006 at 07:38 AM
    1. Most guys would have done the same … if only for the photo!

      Posted by blogstrop on 2006 11 27 at 07:49 AM • permalink


    1. who amongst us can say they haven’t thought of kissing Kylie’s bum and strangling Ken Livingstone?

      Posted by Craig Mc on 2006 11 27 at 07:50 AM • permalink


    1. Bryan’s ex Sofia Oliveira leaked the shots when their romance ended.

      Heh when you get dumped for a waxwork I suppose you are going to be bitter.

      Posted by Ross on 2006 11 27 at 07:55 AM • permalink


    1. Poor girl. No telling where that mouth’s been.

      Posted by Grimmy on 2006 11 27 at 07:59 AM • permalink


    1. Now I’m obsessed by a variant of the age-old question of what a Scotsman wears under his kilt. The variant: are Mdme Tussaud’s dummies anatomically correct?

      Posted by quillpen on 2006 11 27 at 08:03 AM • permalink


    1. If he’d been kissing Livingstone’s bum (de rigueur amongst BBC journos) and strangling our Kylie, then I’d be annoyed.

      Posted by Ubique on 2006 11 27 at 08:12 AM • permalink


    1. that waxwork doesn’t even look like kylie (or her bum)

      Posted by KK on 2006 11 27 at 08:40 AM • permalink


    1. Hmmmm.

      1. To my knowledge the wax dummies are not anatomically correct.  Mainly because there’s no reason to.

      2. But a *porn star* wax museum probably would have to be and would probably offer a greater visitor draw than the regular one would.

      3. Note to self; do not share potentially litigious photos with girlfriend because if she becomes an ex-girlfriend she’ll have reason for getting my ass in real trouble.

      Posted by memomachine on 2006 11 27 at 09:04 AM • permalink


    1. KK, and jow do you know?

      Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2006 11 27 at 09:13 AM • permalink


    1. You just can’t hold a candle to the reporting at The Sun.

      BTW- where was the “Phwooor”?

      Posted by Habib on 2006 11 27 at 09:30 AM • permalink


    1. So does this make his “Waxy Yellow Buildup” a STD?

      Posted by Carl H on 2006 11 27 at 09:38 AM • permalink


    1. Too bad all those people being killed in Iraq by virtue of Bushhitler’s democratization process aren’t merely wax dummies, eh, Herr Bloggermeister?

      [Paco, filling in for the vacationing Miranda Divide]
      Posted by paco on 2006 11 27 at 09:49 AM • permalink


    1. Actually, the photograph of this doofus choking Ken Livingstone ought to guarantee him a second chance.

      Posted by paco on 2006 11 27 at 10:03 AM • permalink


    1. Having your picture taken posing with a wax dummy is like sitting on the copy machine and copying your butt.  Who hasn’t done that?

      Posted by RebeccaH on 2006 11 27 at 10:39 AM • permalink


    1. Looks to me like Bryan was just doing what every tourist does at Madame Tussaud’s. I remember being proudly photographed giving the Pierce-Brosnan-as-007 statue bunny ears (hey, I was twelve) and my brother has a photograph of him pretending to push the wax Manuel (from Fawlty Towers) over the railing.

      The difference here is that this fellow was touching the exhibits, so to speak. Geez, how desperate do you have to be to smooch a wax Kylie Minogue?

      Posted by Tungsten Monk on 2006 11 27 at 10:45 AM • permalink


    1. KK, Kylie hasn’t looked like Kylie for some time now. When she did that duet video with Robbie Something-or-other-never-made-it-in-America-can’t-be-bothered-to-Google-him-I recall thinking how much she looked like a waxwork.

      Posted by kiwinews on 2006 11 27 at 10:46 AM • permalink


    1. I dunno, what with all the plastic surgery and idiocy going on these days in Hollywood, who can tell the difference between an entertainer and a wax dummy?

      Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 11 27 at 11:03 AM • permalink


    1. #17: Well, one sign is, the wax dummy never says anything stupid.

      Posted by paco on 2006 11 27 at 11:04 AM • permalink


    1. Touche’, paco!

      Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 11 27 at 11:51 AM • permalink


    1. I always thought the caption for the Kylie dummy should be: “Bring on Rover!”

      Posted by McAnzac on 2006 11 27 at 12:24 PM • permalink


    1. Actually, the photograph of this doofus choking Ken Livingstone ought to guarantee him a second chance.

      At a re-enactment with the real thing, you mean?

      Posted by PW on 2006 11 27 at 03:01 PM • permalink


    1. 21: Actually . . . yeah, that’s exactly what I mean.

      Posted by paco on 2006 11 27 at 04:36 PM • permalink


    1. Pornographic Anatomically Correct Objects is opening its new waxwork exhibit soon! Send cash for your advanced tickets before the puritans close it down!

      Posted by Dminor on 2006 11 27 at 05:19 PM • permalink


    1. #23 Calls marketing department.

      Hello, Fred? Paco. I want Dminor to be in charge of theme park development from here on in.

      Posted by paco on 2006 11 27 at 05:50 PM • permalink


    1. Now if that dummy was really a voodoo doll.

      Posted by Spag_oz on 2006 11 27 at 06:08 PM • permalink


    1. Wax on, Wax off Daniel son!

      Hey, but wait there’s more..Newsreader Tracey Spicer is planning legal action against Network Ten, alleging sex discrimination over her dismissal six weeks after returning from maternity leave.

      Doesn’t Tracey Spice have a tatoo on her butt?

      Posted by 1.618 on 2006 11 27 at 07:14 PM • permalink


    1. Wasn’t she sacked by e-mail 1618?
      btw any “museum” which places a likeness of Kylie with her bum pointing at patrons deserves whatever it gets.

      Posted by crash on 2006 11 27 at 09:14 PM • permalink


    1. Memo to employees: Getting hot n’ heavy with waxworks will end in a mess.

      Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2006 11 27 at 09:46 PM • permalink


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