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Last updated on August 6th, 2017 at 06:39 am

Wednesday is Traceeee Hutchison’s thinking day.

UPDATE. I wonder what day Rosie O’Donnell reserves for thinking. Smart money’s on August 5, 1997.

Posted by Tim B. on 03/31/2007 at 11:20 AM

Somehow, I can’t even think the name ‘Rosie O’Donnell’ without appending ‘stupid cow.’ And I say that with the greatest fondness for cows, which make damn fine dinners.
Posted by Achillea on 2007 03 31 at 01:01 PM • permalink

Because you’re big with the redundancy?
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 03 31 at 01:13 PM • permalink

u should leave
rosie alone
shes speaking truth
2 power
its true because
it makes her feel
good 2 say it
Posted by Jim Treacher on 2007 03 31 at 02:03 PM • permalink

Who cares what Rosie’s thinking day is, I want to know what day is Baba Wawa’s thinking day.
Posted by 68W40 on 2007 03 31 at 03:59 PM • permalink

Traceeeees Schedool
Monday – Self glorification
Tuesday – Hectoring poor people
Wednesday – Thinking
Thursday – Lunch
Friday – Write
Saturday – Sneering
Sunday – “Me” day
Posted by boxofmatches on 2007 03 31 at 05:11 PM • permalink

#1, “stupid cow” is way too nice. Try ignorant, bigmouthed, screechy, dimwitted, mean-spirited, fat harridan, and you might get closer to the bone.
Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 03 31 at 05:41 PM • permalink

It’s okay, guys, we can relax. Popular Mechanics are all over this.
Is it just me or does anyone else find it bizarre that Popular Mechanics of all things has done the most comprehensive debunking of the truthers?
I would have thought a publication along the lines of Global Physics Quarterly or some such would have done it.
Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2007 03 31 at 05:44 PM • permalink

Actually, I think February 29th is Traceee’s thinking day.
Posted by cuckoo on 2007 03 31 at 06:15 PM • permalink

Try February 30th.
Posted by PW on 2007 03 31 at 06:36 PM • permalink

Hutchison Traceeeee
Hung over on Monday,
Dizzy on Tuesday,
Thinks on Wednesday,
Skips research on Thursday,
Writes on Friday,
Published on Saturday,
Chip wrap on Sunday.
That is the life of
Hutchison Traceeeee
Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 03 31 at 06:42 PM • permalink

That’s Tokyo Rose O’Donald to you.
Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 03 31 at 06:55 PM • permalink

#11 WC
Whatever you think of Iva Toguri’s actions while she was stuck in her ancestoral home during WWII, she was neither stupid nor a cow.
Posted by triticale on 2007 03 31 at 07:06 PM • permalink

I was heller hungover for Thinking Day and I totally squandered it…
Posted by anthony_r on 2007 03 31 at 08:22 PM • permalink

Nilknarf #7-Popular Mechanics is doing yeoman work, but the “troofers” are there in the comments flinging poo and doing their utmost to muddy the waters.
I forget where I read it, but ir is true that “reason only appeals to reasonable people.” I’m starting to wonder if reasonable people aren’t a vastly outnumbered minority.
Posted by 68W40 on 2007 03 31 at 10:10 PM • permalink

O/T but I guess this is as good a place as any for my own conspiracy theory: for the second time in four months Ohio State will be facing the University of Florida for a collegiate national athletic championship-this time in basketball for our friends down under.
Recently, Wronwright was complaining about a certain Bird of Prey that SgtMom had “borrowed” and subsequently loaned to Andrea. After much study, I now believe that I have uncovered the reason for his “concern”. It seems that a certain piece of advanced technology-the Pneumatic Athletic Competition Optimizer-was left aboard before the ship was taken. This technology has fallen into Andrea’s hands (along with pretty much everything else Wronwright has ever cared about) and she is using it to ruin his life.
Scoff if you will, but if Florida defeats OSU Monday night you will (once more) doubtlessly hear helpless screams of anguish from the Cincinnati area.
Posted by 68W40 on 2007 03 31 at 11:08 PM • permalink

Traceee Hutchinson, vowels overblown
Wonder why you don’t bother to just stay home
Who buys your BS, helps you pay the rent
Did you think that money was heaven-sent?
Friday night’s Earth Hour down in Sydney
Saturday the column’s nothing great
Monday’s tough when whining busts a kidney
All Howard’s fault . . .
Too much caffeine. Sorry.
Posted by Tungsten Monk on 2007 03 31 at 11:11 PM • permalink

Rosie’s in the news alot lately. But Michael Moore has disappeared. Hmmm. Same enormous weight, same arrogant “lets redistribute everybody else’s earnings to subsidize my special interests” sneer, same unkempt appearance and scruffy beard. Ever seen ‘em both together? Just asking.
Posted by Vanguard of the Commentariat on 2007 03 31 at 11:56 PM • permalink

91B30: your theory would be sound, except for the fact that my concern about who wins college football games is rather non-existant.
Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2007 04 01 at 05:54 AM • permalink

Basketball as well.
Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2007 04 01 at 05:55 AM • permalink

Andrea-yes, but I know that you enjoy making Wronwright suffer so that has to make those games just a little interesting.
Posted by 68W40 on 2007 04 01 at 09:52 AM • permalink