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Last updated on August 9th, 2017 at 05:35 am
We laughed when the story broke. Laughed and mocked. We had to; information that crucial to our national security needed to be discredited, or who knows what the consequences might have been?
But now the facts are clear. Webdiary’s anti-gravity revelations—exposing the real reason we went to war in Iraq—were right all along. I make no apology for ridiculing what I knew then to be the truth; we are at war, people, and certain measures must be taken.
And now that Australia has the hover car—now that we’ve conquered gravity itself—I invite the world to fear our hovering wrath. Any wrongs committed against us will be met with hovering. Any slight, intended or otherwise, will draw a full-scale hover strike. Criticise us in any forum, in any terms, and you will be hovered.
End communication. Hover.
(Via Scott Wickstein. That Webdiary piece, by the way, featured one of my all-time favourite intros: “Are you sitting down? Good, because this is going to blow your mind.” Who the hell stands up when they’re online?)
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