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Last updated on July 13th, 2017 at 01:34 pm

Following death threats over bear crime and Indian autobiographies, British author Kes Gray de-Islamifies a mole:

A British children’s author who called one of his characters Mohammed the Mole to promote multiculturalism has renamed him Morgan so as not to offend Muslims.

Bad move. Now he must face the infinitely greater wrath of the Morgan car company and hostile Morgan drivers.

Posted by Tim B. on 12/02/2007 at 11:21 AM
    1. If the mole has ceased to be Mohammed that means that he is probably no longer a muslim.

      Kes Grey is part of a jew plot to promote apostasy. Behead her!!!

      Posted by Ross on 2007 12 02 at 11:35 AM • permalink

 

    1. Let us not forget Morgan State University.  Mayhaps they won’t buy any more of Grey’s books!

      Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 12 02 at 11:38 AM • permalink

 

    1. These inclusive types must be pretty thick, i mean how often do you need to be told,

      ‘‘WE HATE YOUR F*****G GUTS!!!!’’

      Posted by phillip on 2007 12 02 at 11:44 AM • permalink

 

    1. Listen to the BBC news report on youtube about the sudanese teddy, its UN believable even by the BBCs craven standards.

      Posted by phillip on 2007 12 02 at 11:48 AM • permalink

 

    1. TRJS

      AND Morgan Stanley

      Posted by El Cid on 2007 12 02 at 11:57 AM • permalink

 

    1. Gray’s book, which has sold 40,000 copies in Britain and overseas, also featured the characters Dipak Dalmatian and Pedro Penguin in an effort to be “inclusive”.

      Shouldn’t being “inclusive” of islam mean he takes the 40 lashes of punishment that his crime would incur?

      He must be renouncing his belief in “multiculturalism”. Shocking!

      Posted by rinardman on 2007 12 02 at 12:20 PM • permalink

 

    1. If the molehill won’t come to Mohammed…

      Posted by JDBagain on 2007 12 02 at 12:20 PM • permalink

 

    1. Captain Morgan should cut off his dhimmi nuts.

      Posted by andycanuck on 2007 12 02 at 12:21 PM • permalink

 

    1. I like that Morgan car web site, particularly the statue that shows the car and a guy standing beside it who looks like me (double-breasted suit and fedora).

      Posted by paco on 2007 12 02 at 12:25 PM • permalink

 

    1. Does Captain Morgan sail a Morgan Out Island 51?

      Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 12 02 at 12:43 PM • permalink

 

    1. BTW, with respect to that business in Sudan. Since it was the school children who decided to name the Teddy Bear Mohammed, shouldn’t they be the ones who are executed? Just tryin’ to be helpful . . .

      Posted by paco on 2007 12 02 at 12:44 PM • permalink

 

    1. Paco—Was that double-breasted suit purchased through Period Apparel Carried Overboard?

      Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 12 02 at 12:44 PM • permalink

 

    1. #11 BTW, with respect to that business in Sudan. Since it was the school children who decided to name the Teddy Bear Mohammed, shouldn’t they be the ones who are executed?

      My guess is: “infidel” takes precedence over “naive children”, to the islamatics.

      Posted by rinardman on 2007 12 02 at 12:52 PM • permalink

 

    1. #12: Oh, absolutely. It’s the only haberdashery   I know that helps me to maintain that hep, 1940’s look.

      Posted by paco on 2007 12 02 at 12:56 PM • permalink

 

    1. 13 rinardman

      My guess is: “infidel” takes precedence over “naive children”, to the islamatics.

      Only if the child isn’t needed for say a bombicide attack and has been indoctrinated to do so. Of course the child would be used against infidels.

      Shame, most children play with toys…not human lives.

      Posted by El Cid on 2007 12 02 at 01:09 PM • permalink

 

    1. Decapitation followed by immolation is called for.

      Posted by rhhardin on 2007 12 02 at 01:20 PM • permalink

 

    1. Fox News had an interview with Ayaan Hirsi Ali this morning. This is the first time I’ve seen her, aside from an occasional photo on web news sites. She is a remarkably poised and articulate (not to mention courageous) woman, who pointed out, among other things, that this “scandal” is being used by the Sudanese government to distract from the genocide in Darfur.

      How low, bestial, miserable and stupid must one be to work oneself into a rage over a teddy bear named Mohammed? To exit a mosque waving a machete in the air, calling for the execution of a harmless teacher? Imagine thousands of such morons (in the immediate vicinity, that is; hundreds of thousands, or perhaps millions, the world over). Do they all want to be exterminated? Because they are trying to create a scenario in which that is practically our only option. Perhaps they have calculated that we would never exercise that option, that we would ultimately collude in our own destruction. I wish I could say that I knew for a certainty that they were wrong about that.

      Posted by paco on 2007 12 02 at 01:23 PM • permalink

 

    1. How dare they profane the name of the one, the only, Harry Morgan!

      Posted by Rob Crawford on 2007 12 02 at 01:27 PM • permalink

 

    1. I don’t know whom I despise more at this point – the spittle flecked murderous adherents of the retarded death cult (no specifics because I don’t want to spend the rest of my life hiding from Presbyterians) or the craven, spineless suckups who roll over and piddle themselves with the wee-wee of dhimmitude.

      Well, I see some betoweled MO-ron waving a scimitar and running at Rosie O’Donnell, I’m stepping aside to do a careful function check of my weapon.  Might take a few minutes before I am ready to engage.

      Posted by Steve Skubinna on 2007 12 02 at 01:49 PM • permalink

 

    1. And paco, shame on you for mentioning that horrible apostate Ayaan Hirsi Ali.  Aren’t you aware that her impressions of Islam are too colored by her personal experience?

      Apparently she is still miffed at that genital mutila- um, I mean at having experienced at close hand the incredible richness and beauty of one of the world’s most fascinating and peaceful relgions.

      After they behead you, can I have the fedora?  I mean, if it’s not too much spattered with blood?

      Posted by Steve Skubinna on 2007 12 02 at 01:58 PM • permalink

 

    1. #20: Don’t worry, Steve; I’ve got half a dozen fedoras. Tell the widow Paco I said you could have your pick.

      Posted by paco on 2007 12 02 at 02:06 PM • permalink

 

    1. Paco

      Paraphrasing their own words…They live to die, for their profit  Prophet Muhammad.

      Posted by El Cid on 2007 12 02 at 02:23 PM • permalink

 

    1. Damn! Left this part out

      17 paco

      Do they all want to be exterminated?

      Posted by El Cid on 2007 12 02 at 02:24 PM • permalink

 

    1. This is a calculated insult by an Englishman, of the Welsh.

      Posted by chrisgo on 2007 12 02 at 02:41 PM • permalink

 

    1. Mark Steyn hits it with a 5 ton hammer. That nail ain’t goin’ nowhere.

      Posted by The Apologist on 2007 12 02 at 02:51 PM • permalink

 

    1. #17

      How low, bestial, miserable and stupid must one be to work oneself into a rage over a teddy bear named Mohammed?

      Paco, I blame the education system.

      Posted by mr creosote on 2007 12 02 at 03:34 PM • permalink

 

    1. I’ve already had the opportunity to use the term Mo Bear in place of Teddy Bear. Hehehe

      Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 12 02 at 04:19 PM • permalink

 

    1. I think secretly that the people who organized the Sudanese demo wasn’t concerned so much by the name, but by the democratic process by which the name was arrived at.

      And a white woman teaching the natives sets dangerous precidents, possibly leading in teh future to dangerous presidents who may not be in the thrall of islam.

      Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 12 02 at 04:24 PM • permalink

 

    1. #28 Ok, I gave away that secret thought. I meant “Those people secretly were more cocnerned about the process” … My thoughts are very public when I post them in the interweb.

      Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 12 02 at 04:26 PM • permalink

 

    1. They’ll be digging Warren Zevon up soon and telling him to rewrite Mohammed’s Radio.

      Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2007 12 02 at 04:44 PM • permalink

 

    1. that is just the last straw!  as a Morgan Wine Drinker i take great offense having a mole desecrate the good name of my tipple.

      Posted by missred on 2007 12 02 at 05:20 PM • permalink

 

    1. As the owner of a 1959 Plus-4 for the past 25 years, I feel absolutely violated. Just what is he trying to imply? That my vehicle is “cuddly” or “cute”? I’m going to go get my Lumberjack-issued axe and hop in my other vehicle and I’m coming over! Heads will roll!!!

      Posted by bobzorunkle on 2007 12 02 at 05:27 PM • permalink

 

    1. I see the BBC are spinning ‘the baying for infidel blood’ into only a ‘handful of extremist demonstrators. ‘
      This is quite sickening but to be expected from the islam adoring beeb.
      Sudanese views differ in teddy row seems to me the Sudanese want to kick out all western infidel aid workers to carry on with their butchery in the south unfettered.
      And how much of that infidel money actually reaches the Christians in the south and is not pocketed by corrupt Sudanese officials?
      Is that the reason they have not kicked out aid workers,medecins sans frontieres etc any earlier

      Posted by davo on 2007 12 02 at 05:28 PM • permalink

 

    1. Firstly, Britain has the highest number of men currently being born named “MO”.

      This dippy teacher had to be a socialist left British teacher who had nothing to do but to help the Islamic cause.

      Posted by gin&tonic on 2007 12 02 at 05:42 PM • permalink

 

    1. Should any hit and run victims be found with three tyre tracks, suspicions will immediately fall on Morgan revenge attackers.

      Posted by anthony_r on 2007 12 02 at 05:57 PM • permalink

 

    1. Whatever you neoimperialist, neocolonialist US stooges say, Sudan must be a happy land if their biggest concern is how to name teddy bears.

      Posted by Honkie Hammer on 2007 12 02 at 06:14 PM • permalink

 

    1. The Sudanese Islamics could have a charity auction to help raise funds for poor less unfortunate children who don’t own teddybears with the sale of “that” teddy bear named MO.

      I’m so relieved they sent an Islamic over to help the socialist teacher from Britain.

      Posted by 1.618 on 2007 12 02 at 06:17 PM • permalink

 

    1. I haven’t seen Frollicking Mole’s opinion on all this yet.

      Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 12 02 at 06:26 PM • permalink

 

    1. O/T

      Kev begs banks, supermarkets and oil companies to consider working families

      Sorry Kev, that was your mantra, not theirs.

      Reality bites

      Posted by Pickles on 2007 12 02 at 06:35 PM • permalink

 

    1. #32 Holy cr** bobzuruncle, if true, you own some cool cars.

      Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 12 02 at 06:39 PM • permalink

 

    1. How old are these poor school kids? 8 or 9? That’s usually when someone named Mohammad starts fucking with them.

      Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 12 02 at 06:45 PM • permalink

 

    1. Could be out of the frying pan and into the fire if that English Welsh bitch Morgan Le Fey hears about it and launches a fatwa morgana on Kes Gray and his de-multiculted mole

      Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 12 02 at 07:14 PM • permalink

 

    1. It’s quite hard to think of a more appropriate name for a blind, burrowing animal with sharp claws.

      Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 12 02 at 07:21 PM • permalink

 

    1. #17 Paco: We’re all guilty of the abominable crime of Breathing While Non-Muslim. Some of those people won’t be happy until we’re all dhimmified or dead. No, on second thoughts, they won’t be happy then either, because then they won’t have anything to revel in being unhappy about.

      Where’s Lord Kitchener when you need him?

      Posted by EdwardM on 2007 12 02 at 07:25 PM • permalink

 

    1. 44 EdwardM

      Where’s Lord Kitchener when you need him?

      OR, Charles the Hammer.

      Posted by El Cid on 2007 12 02 at 07:44 PM • permalink

 

    1. further to #42, I imagine a Fatwa Morgana would involve being chased through the streets by hairy pitted women in VW combis with ‘magic happens’ bumper stickers, and then being stoned to death with healing crystals.

      Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 12 02 at 07:52 PM • permalink

 

    1. #2

      Mayhaps they won’t buy any more of Grey’s books!

      In my experience a lot of “school” books are grey, so that wouldn’t be such a bad thing.

      Posted by kae on 2007 12 02 at 08:57 PM • permalink

 

    1. The Razorette got another Teddy Bear over the weekend (the Great Aunt must have thought the other 20+ bears were getting lonely or something).

      It’s called Baxter.

      Does anyone have a problem with that??

      Just checking.

      Posted by Razor on 2007 12 02 at 08:58 PM • permalink

 

    1. #22 They live to die, for their profit Prophet Muhammad.

      Correction – They live to make sure we eventually die, for their Prophet Muhammad.

      It had to be said, El Cid!

      Posted by carpefraise on 2007 12 02 at 09:27 PM • permalink

 

    1. #41
      And how old are the goats?

      Posted by kae on 2007 12 02 at 09:30 PM • permalink

 

    1. #48 Razor:

      As Patriarch of the Peace and Annunciation Church (Orthodox), I must denounce this irreverent use of the name of St. Baxter of Ezurum. It is only the deep and abiding respect I command among the faithful that prevents my flock from toilet-papering your yard; yet I am an old man, and I feel my power, taxed to the limit, beginning to slip. However, in return for a significant tithe, I believe I can convince my followers to stay their wrath. Kindly mail a check to the Peace and Annunciation Church (Orthodox), Anathema Avoidance Department, Cayman Islands. Bless you, my son.

      Posted by paco on 2007 12 02 at 09:33 PM • permalink

 

    1. Mind you if it was a pretty specimen like this the shape of it alone might have raised theological concerns.

      I hope this continues on and on. The more retarded the adherents of the paedophile profit get the stupider its useful idiots look.

      Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 12 02 at 09:55 PM • permalink

 

    1. Your Exulted Munificence, I will arrange for the Razorette’s annual earnings, exlcuding capital distributions, to be tithed at a rate of 17.3% inlcuding GST, less Medicare levy.  The cheque will actually be through a Jersey registered carbon-offsets hedge fund that is shorting West Texas Crude options volatility.  It will include the foriegn tax offsets but not the dividend imputation and will be stapled (metaphorically not physically) with a futures 90 day bank bill swap in Belize.  I trust you will find that satisfactory (if not, get someone from Macquarie bank to explain it).

      Posted by Razor on 2007 12 02 at 09:58 PM • permalink

 

    1. Dear Patriarch of the Peace and Annunciation Church (Orthodox),

      It looks like you are on a winner because (I have just been informed) Baxter is the 2007 Christmas Bear for the largest retail chain in Australia, which means there are thousands of the blighters out there.

      Yours respectfully

      Razor

      Posted by Razor on 2007 12 02 at 10:09 PM • permalink

 

    1. Actually, Wimpey, I no longer own the Amphicar. But the Morgan is running great and if I am ever up your way (or if you’re in Brampton), I’ll give you a ride. But not in winter, nobody makes snows to fit it.

      Posted by bobzorunkle on 2007 12 02 at 10:19 PM • permalink

 

    1. Razor: You are a man after our own heart, and have shown how to turn the five talents into ten. And thanks for alerting us to all of the anathema candidates in Australia, those poor people who are all, inadvertently, putting their souls in danger through their irreverence toward the blessed St. Baxter of Ezurum. We look forward to helping them make things right (through cash, check or money order – and now, major credit cards accepted, too!).

      Posted by paco on 2007 12 02 at 10:23 PM • permalink

 

    1. It would be unwise to forget Sir Henry Morgan, pirate and Governor of Jamacia.

      Posted by McAnzac on 2007 12 02 at 10:40 PM • permalink

 

    1. News Flash from our West Coast:

      Old Three Stooges movies are being recalled for renaming one of the charactors “Fred”.

      And the corporate owners of Pep Boys Auto are holding a contest to re-name their iconic mascots, Manny, Mo and Jack. Winner gets a free vacation to Darfur.

      Posted by Harry Bergeron on 2007 12 02 at 11:33 PM • permalink

 

    1. What about mining giant “Huge” Morgan?

      Posted by watty on 2007 12 03 at 12:38 AM • permalink

 

    1. Um is there something i haven’t been told about morgan drivers?

      One imagines a hoard of foaming at the mouth islamo-nuts loaded up with AK’s would be somewhat more dangerous than the driver of a quaint British car…

      Any details bobzorunkle?

      Posted by The_Wizard_of_WOZ on 2007 12 03 at 01:37 AM • permalink

 

    1. Now he must face the infinitely greater wrath of the Morgan car company and hostile Morgan drivers.

      You forgot ME Tim!!!

      And the relative we don’t talk about!

      And this relative will also have her revenge!

      Posted by David Morgan on 2007 12 03 at 03:26 AM • permalink

 

    1. What is wrong with Mohammad the Bear, it has certainly turned the Muslims Grizzly as usual.

      Posted by Howzat on 2007 12 03 at 06:02 AM • permalink

 

    1. Is this guy equating my niece who is called Morgan to a mole?. I am seriously and genuinely offended. I demand he change the name tout suite.

      Posted by LaVallette on 2007 12 03 at 06:18 AM • permalink

 

    1. #60 – Wiz

      Don’t EVER underestimate a Morgan or a Morgan driver!! We drive in a lightweight, glorified go-cart with no protection against the elements. But looks can be deceiving. (I once had an accident when a meduim/large-sized Ford turned immediately in front of the Mog. I had to replace the bumper, cowl and left wing (fender) while the Ford was written off.

      And all North-American models were equipped with hidden Pervert, A-hole & Cretin Obliterators. We’ll have no problem with the Jihadists.

      Posted by bobzorunkle on 2007 12 03 at 05:38 PM • permalink

 

    1. Just call me Morganic Rage Boy.

      Posted by David Morgan on 2007 12 03 at 05:54 PM • permalink

 

  1. Glad to hear you wont have any problems with the Jihadi’s there bobzorunkle. I might have to look into one of those cars, this pork chop around my neck smells so bad my dog wont even come near me anymore…

    Posted by The_Wizard_of_WOZ on 2007 12 03 at 11:25 PM • permalink