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Last updated on August 5th, 2017 at 04:10 pm

Labor recruit Mia Handshin – an impressive and competent candidate whom we’ve met before – thanks her hosts following some sort of Molokai retreat:

Hi all you magnificent souls,

Just want to send a twinkling smile your way in appreciation of the special part you play in my almost daily memory of our time on Molokai. You all dance in my mind each time I sit in my meditation space and see the photo I have there of my favourite spot at the Hui. It offers a beautiful reminder to keep my heart as open as it was during that week we shared.

I am moving closer to my wedding now and I want you to know that you have been magnificent, vibrant threads in the tapestry of blessings that I will take with me into my marriage and next stage of my life. I will be sure to send you all a photo of my special day.

In the meantime if you want to catch a glimpse of some of my work, you could log onto http://www.adelaidenow.com.au. This is the official website of the daily newspaper in South Australia that I have written for for over 9 years. I am now doing freelance work online including writing a blog and compiling pod casts. My latest creation is called a Chain of Pods- an ongoing series of six interviews in which each interviewee recommends the next in the chain.

Lots of love and many blessings to you all,

Mia

Her maiden speech to Parliament will be sensational.

Posted by Tim B. on 05/02/2007 at 08:17 AM
    1. yesterday i suggested a more appropriate surname would be footmouth, but today i reckon she should change her name to fairyfloss moonbeam chakra

      Posted by KK on 2007 05 02 at 08:27 AM • permalink

 

    1. I’ve booked a front row seat for that!!!

      Posted by Pogria on 2007 05 02 at 08:27 AM • permalink

 

    1. So the people interviewed would be….POD PEOPLE…..Aieeeearrh!!

      Nyarlothep, aiee…aieee…

      Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 05 02 at 08:34 AM • permalink

 

    1. #3 Broken link.

      Posted by flying pigs over mecca on 2007 05 02 at 08:36 AM • permalink

 

    1. La La Laaaah

      Posted by Pogria on 2007 05 02 at 08:44 AM • permalink

 

    1. Just want to send a twinkling smile your way . . .  What a unique thank-you gift: a set of dentures (one size fits all?).

      You all dance in my mind each time I sit in my meditation space . . . I confess that whenever I sit in my meditation space, I’m usually too busy reading a magazine to conjure up visions of new age sprites tripping the light fantastic.

      I will be sure to send you all a photo of my special day . . . Sure to be one of those classy affairs.

      Posted by paco on 2007 05 02 at 08:55 AM • permalink

 

    1. That would be funnier than the time my apple cheeked old Granny caught her tits in the wringer except for the fact that this fucking mungbean has been parachuted into an ALP winnable seat in the Federal Parliament.

      While I recognise that South Australia is full of serial killers, globe trotting jihadis, and the bogan descendants of ten quid tourists, surely they can’t all be dumb enough to actually elect this bimbo, can they?

      Reassure me, people.

      Posted by Pedro the Ignorant on 2007 05 02 at 08:57 AM • permalink

 

    1. #7.
      Like I said Pedro

      La La Laaaah!!!

      Posted by Pogria on 2007 05 02 at 08:59 AM • permalink

 

    1. Was that Molokai as in Leper colony or Malucca as in Greek for wanker?

      Posted by Nic on 2007 05 02 at 09:08 AM • permalink

 

    1. Labour have THE BEST fruitcake recipes.

      Must be all the nuts.

      Posted by Rob Read on 2007 05 02 at 09:13 AM • permalink

 

    1. 4. Muzzie Zapper

      At the risk of bees I shall post the link (its not long)

      http://www.bibi.org/box/2007/01/My_Little_Cthulhu.jpg

      Please dont beat me Andrea…

      Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 05 02 at 09:17 AM • permalink

 

    1. #7 Bogans, jihadis, and moonbats. That’s Adelaide. And right now I’m listening to Pink Floyd’s “Careful With That Axe, Eugene” on Youtube. It’s a worry.

      Posted by Observer on 2007 05 02 at 09:17 AM • permalink

 

    1. I’d love to observe Mia tonight – there’s a full moon.

      Posted by flying pigs over mecca on 2007 05 02 at 09:22 AM • permalink

 

    1. Mia’s boobs distort the image on her top at the Molokai Retreat link.
      Couldn’t possibly be a Che Guevara image??

      Posted by Hank Reardon on 2007 05 02 at 09:24 AM • permalink

 

    1. People like her are why I let my labor party membership lapse.

      Posted by Lefty Wobbling Right on 2007 05 02 at 09:25 AM • permalink

 

    1. #14 Only if Che’s wearing a beanie. I think it’s a variation of the tshirt on the man second from the right in the first picture.

      Posted by flying pigs over mecca on 2007 05 02 at 09:28 AM • permalink

 

    1. #6 Gee, thanks Paco, now you’ve given me something to worry about when I get married.

      I’m giving up on him setting the date. I think I’ll just tell him.

      Posted by Ash_ on 2007 05 02 at 09:29 AM • permalink

 

    1. #16 cont. BTW, the title of that page is “Friends Who Make a Difference.” Is that like a friend with benefits?

      Posted by flying pigs over mecca on 2007 05 02 at 09:29 AM • permalink

 

    1. #15 Probably a wise decision. I’d feel differently if the Labor party had a leader with some credibility.

      And some decent policies.

      Posted by Ash_ on 2007 05 02 at 09:32 AM • permalink

 

    1. Pedro, Natasha Stott Despoja was on the same wavelength only with her it was Doc Martens and Smashing Pumpkins.  That’s South Australia, there’s nothing we can do about it.

      And before you say that Natasha was a Democrat, I beg to differ.  Early on in her political career she mentioned in an interview that Gough Whitlam is/was her political hero.  I expected her to say Don Chipp or even Janine Haines.

      Posted by Crossie on 2007 05 02 at 09:34 AM • permalink

 

    1. #20 Speaking of Tash, apparently she’s going to be on The Catch Up in the next day or so. Unless I missed her this arvo.

      Bleh.

      Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2007 05 02 at 09:50 AM • permalink

 

    1. Do you realize this is the second statement of hers published that contains not one word of actual content?  It’s reminiscent of Chuck Jones’ story about his dad’s opinion of Warren G. Harding’s speeches: “a hippopotamus wallowing in molasses…”

      Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 05 02 at 09:57 AM • permalink

 

    1. OT, this is too good not to share. In this article about developing nations reducing their emissions growth (note: they haven’t reduced their emissions, only the rate at which they’ve increased), guess which policy that has been quite successful at reducing emissions?

      Poor nations brake greenhouse gas rise: U.N. draft

      China’s one-child per couple policy introduced in the early 1980s, for instance, had a side-effect of braking global warming by limiting the population to 1.3 billion against a projected 1.6 billion without the policy.

      I bet all the green whackjobs are taking notes with approval…

      Posted by Art Vandelay on 2007 05 02 at 09:58 AM • permalink

 

    1. It seems Ms. Handshin graduated from the Michael Leunig School of Journalism.  She’s got the NewAgeSpeak down pat.

      Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 05 02 at 10:05 AM • permalink

 

    1. #23 Perhaps those green whackjobs are members of The Church of Euthanasia:

      The Church of Euthanasia was inspired by a dream, in which Rev. Chris Korda confronted an alien intelligence known as The Being who speaks for the inhabitants of Earth in other dimensions. The Being warned that our planet’s ecosystem is failing, and that our leaders deny this. The Being asked why our leaders lie to us, and why so many of us believe these lies. Rev. Korda awoke from the dream moaning the Church’s infamous slogan, Save the Planet – Kill Yourself.

      Not even Mia can top that nuttiness!

      Posted by flying pigs over mecca on 2007 05 02 at 10:05 AM • permalink

 

    1. So what happened to the lepers?

      Posted by McAnzac on 2007 05 02 at 10:06 AM • permalink

 

    1. #25, as long as they start with themselves, I’m in favour of it.

      (and apologies for the tortured English in my comment at #23)

      Posted by Art Vandelay on 2007 05 02 at 10:10 AM • permalink

 

    1. That reminded me of a great line from When Harry Met Sally:

      Older Woman Customer: [to waiter] I’ll have what she’s having.

      Posted by ErnieG on 2007 05 02 at 10:12 AM • permalink

 

    1. Mana Mia, mana Mia, mana Mia let me go –
      Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me –

      Posted by egg_ on 2007 05 02 at 10:15 AM • permalink

 

    1. McAnzac—they had a thriving community for a while, then it all fell apart…

      Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 05 02 at 10:49 AM • permalink

 

    1. What I want to know is who sold Mia her carbon offsets so she could fly in a big honking jet airliner to Hawaii, er, sorry, that’s “journey to a far-away island and spend a week in a retreat program dedicated to authentic living”.

      Posted by Mr. Bingley on 2007 05 02 at 10:58 AM • permalink

 

    1. Here are some tough questions I’d like to see put to Mana Mia:

      How will Mana guide you in your day to day life as a member of parliament?
      What role should Mana play in micro-economic reform?
      How do you think political debate would be improved if both sides of politics embraced their mana?
      Please rate the following on their mana quotient: Michael Leunig, Toni Collette, Angelina Jolie, Brittany Spears, Russell Crowe, John Howard.
      What advice would you give to these people to improve their mana?
      Is lack of mana the cause of all the suffering in the world today?
      What is mana, anyway?

      Posted by daddy dave on 2007 05 02 at 11:16 AM • permalink

 

    1. #9 Nic
      The Greek for that lovely expression is “Μαλάκα!”

      Posted by m on 2007 05 02 at 12:15 PM • permalink

 

    1. richard mcenroe

      McAnzac—they had a thriving community for a while, then it all fell apart…

      What a rotten rotting thing…oh screw it.

      Posted by El Cid on 2007 05 02 at 12:27 PM • permalink

 

    1. #22, Richard,
      First off, love the quote.  It’s funny ‘cause it’s true.

      For there to be actual content, there must first be actual thought.  This is impossible when you use words as though they had no referent in reality, and emotions as elements of cognition.

      Is there really a possibility that this warp in the fabric of the universe has a chance to be elected?  Really truly?

      Posted by saltydog on 2007 05 02 at 12:29 PM • permalink

 

    1. 14 Hank Reardon

      from your link…

      I am moving closer to my wedding now and I want you to know that you have been magnificent, vibrant threads in the tapestry of blessings that I will take with me into my marriage and next stage of my life. I will be sure to send you all a photo of my special day.

      Of the honeymoon as well, you know all those things you lovely smiling beasts, taught me. It felt so good. Especially the one when you turned me over, remember, you called it the fudgesicle.

      Posted by El Cid on 2007 05 02 at 12:37 PM • permalink

 

    1. Q. Why did the hockey game in the leper’s colony get called off short?

      A. They had a face off in the corner.

      Posted by JorgXMcKie on 2007 05 02 at 01:43 PM • permalink

 

    1. Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your ears

      Bet your sweet ass, this play, never ran at a colony.

      Posted by El Cid on 2007 05 02 at 02:16 PM • permalink

 

    1. You do know, we are all going straight to hell, don’t you? Well OK, some are.

      Posted by El Cid on 2007 05 02 at 02:19 PM • permalink

 

    1. #39
      Some a little faster than others, El Cid, some a little faster…

      Posted by kae on 2007 05 02 at 05:21 PM • permalink

 

    1. #28. I’ll have what she’s having.

      Go for it Ernie, pot is effectively legal in South Aussie. Or used to be…

      Posted by JAFA on 2007 05 02 at 06:22 PM • permalink

 

    1. My latest creation is called a Chain of Pods.
      Hmmm. We are born Pods but are everywhere in Chains?
      My favourite spot at the Hui
      Hui is some sort of helicopter, I think.
      Look up her site if you Molokaians have fast broadband, unlike us poor Aussies who have (I’m told) only Narrowband. We’re so impoverished we’ll have to elect that nice youngish ALP team to set things right.

      Posted by blogstrop on 2007 05 02 at 06:49 PM • permalink

 

    1. She a cultist.  These people are teetering on the edge.

      Posted by anthony_r on 2007 05 02 at 07:10 PM • permalink

 

    1. #43 + is

      Posted by anthony_r on 2007 05 02 at 07:10 PM • permalink

 

    1. “magnificent, vibrant threads in the tapestry of blessings that I will take with me..”

      Mia’s got a talent for words, you must admit.  I predict a brilliant career as the next Barbara Cartland romance writer…

      Avoid politics Mia, it touches too closely on reality

      Posted by Barrie on 2007 05 02 at 07:57 PM • permalink

 

    1. Are you sure it’s ok to be openly ridiculing someone else on the payroll? Who gave you clearance to embark on this campaign of ridicule against a fellow lacky?

      Posted by Miranda Divide on 2007 05 02 at 08:10 PM • permalink

 

    1. fuck off miranda

      Posted by kae on 2007 05 02 at 08:16 PM • permalink

 

    1. I feel better now.

      Posted by kae on 2007 05 02 at 08:16 PM • permalink

 

    1. Are you sure it’s ok to be openly ridiculing someone else on the payroll? Who gave you clearance to embark on this campaign of ridicule against a fellow lacky?

      Why, Murdoch, of course.  Who else?

      Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 05 02 at 08:49 PM • permalink

 

    1. Speaking of jokes.

      Q.How do you get instant skeleton?

      A.Put a leper in a windtunnel.
      Q.How do you make sausage?

      A.Put a sock over the end of the windtunnel.

      Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2007 05 02 at 09:11 PM • permalink

 

    1. A columnist for NINE years already?  This airhead [anyone want to disagree now with the label?] must have been all of 15 when she got the gig from a paper desperate to appeal to airhead youth..

      I imagine she must marrying her own ego…

      Posted by Barrie on 2007 05 02 at 09:55 PM • permalink

 

    1. Ahhhh, South Australians ……………. living proof that Tasmanians can swim.

      (Nice tits but.)

      Posted by BIWOZ on 2007 05 02 at 09:56 PM • permalink

 

    1. From Planet Mia in Hawaii:

      “you can appreciate a new freedom. You find there is permission to explore, stretch into, and grow new parts of yourself… take off the masks you wear revealing who you are takes courage, but the risk is minimized …

      The safety net expands …. speaking of your dreams and sharing your passion. In this depth of pure listening …

      Now that’s what they need in Baghdad.
      Why not start a retreat there?

      Posted by Barrie on 2007 05 02 at 10:10 PM • permalink

 

    1. Watch it, BIWOZ, I’m South Australian.  But I agree we have a bizarre political tapwater

      Posted by Barrie on 2007 05 02 at 10:16 PM • permalink

 

    1. Wasn’t Molokai a leper colony? Best to avoid the pool if the heater’s running*, and avoid gusty conditions unless you want your snappy Sidney Greenstreet longue lizard suit to wind up looking like it was designed by Reg Mombassa.

      *Unless you fancy soup.

      Posted by Habib on 2007 05 03 at 12:47 AM • permalink

 

    1. Oops, missed all the previous Hansens Disease japes.

      BTW, why was the parsimoneous leper upset with the prostitute he employed?

      She kept the tip.

      Posted by Habib on 2007 05 03 at 12:53 AM • permalink

 

    1. I wish her the very best in her upcoming marriage.

      Such shiny, happy, new-age podpeople are so insulated from Reality that even I, heartless Right Wing Death B*tch that I am, actually feel sorry for her.

      Not for long though, and I wouldn’t give her more responsibility than being a relief Kindergarten teacher. We need grown-ups in politics, not flower children like her.

      Posted by Zoe Brain on 2007 05 03 at 02:46 AM • permalink

 

    1. #57- more likely vegetable children I fear.

      Posted by Habib on 2007 05 03 at 02:55 AM • permalink

 

    1. #57 no no – don’t let her near the vulnerable young ones.  she will turn their keen young brains to vapid & unuseable mush

      Posted by KK on 2007 05 03 at 10:04 AM • permalink

 

    1. The face on the bathers isn’t Che Guevara – it looks to me like Hitler in a Paddington Bear hat.

      Posted by McAnzac on 2007 05 03 at 11:03 AM • permalink

 

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