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Last updated on March 6th, 2018 at 12:30 am
Alone? Depressed? Can’t find that special someone who wants to discuss Ohio recounts over a candlelit dinner? Then join the tolerant romantics at the Democratic Singles Network! Just listen to these satisfied Democrat customers:
“SOOOO happy to find a site for Democrats. I have been doing eHarmony (don’t get me started on how much I hate eHarmony) and Match.com and I just can’t date another conservative.”
“After the people I’ve met since I became single 7 years ago, I recently realized there is no way I could date a conservative republican.”
“If we can’t vote the Republicans out, we can hook up Democratic couples and breed them out.”
“I don’t care to date narrow-minded, judgmental, religiously fanatical, etc., etc., Republican women.”
“I would NEVER consider dating or marrying someone who was not a liberal or progressive.”
“I have been corresponding with great women on this site and hope to meet them and dance with one of them at John Kerry’s innaguration 1/20/05!!!”
That’s going to be one tragic dance. In other doomed relationship news, Ralph Nader has sent a Dear Michael letter to Mike Moore:
It was a wild and crazy run, was it not, Michael? Weeks of standing before large college audiences mixing a potion of book and movie promotions with a message that was more laughable than producing laughter. You told the young men and women that “George W. Bush and John Kerry both suck. Vote for Kerry.” That is supposed to be “cool?” Here you were—against the Iraq War occupation, pro-justice for the Palestinian people, against the Patriot Act, against the swollen military budget and you were telling the university students to vote for Kerry who is on the complete opposite side of these issues …
Redeem yourself or forever be consigned to history’s judgment of political turncoats, renegades and saboteurs.
It’s way too late for that, Ralph.
- Let them breed… the “Roe Effect” is still on our side.Posted by geezer on 12/18 at 05:09 AM • permalink
- You know, I’m a very tolerant guy. I’ve never let politics get in the way of nailing a hot babe.
Or maybe that’s just because I’m a guy.
Men are tolerant! Whooo!
Posted by Aaron – Free Will on 12/18 at 05:17 AM • permalink
- “Jettison your image as the Court Jester for the Democratic Party….”
LOL!
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 12/18 at 05:43 AM • permalink
- Can’t find that special someone who wants to discuss Ohio recounts over a candlelit dinner?
Tim you are a bad bad man (for making me nearly choke on my coffee laughing)
anyway. what sort of softcock would actually sign up with an dating website. the women who join are there to get their egos stroked, not to find men.
at any rate think about it – why are these people casting about on the intarweb for dates? (clue: because they’re losers. being a dem voter doesn’t help the loser factor any btw)
these are classic though from the quotes:
“After the people I’ve met since I became single 7 years ago”
translation: I fucked my way through all those … “possibilities” and I still can’t land one 7 years later
“If we can’t vote the Republicans out, we can hook up Democratic couples and breed them out.”too bad the repubs own the babyboom states eh dumbass.
Posted by benson swears a lot on 12/18 at 05:55 AM • permalink
- Geez, eHarmony must be seriously whacked if it keeps matching these pinheads with conservative Republicans.
Or maybe, just maybe, they LIED in their profiles? How many of them listed themselves with that smirky little “I’m an independent” label that they invariably hit you with just before they start quoting Chomsky?
Of course, maybe the Republicans lied, hoping to get some easy action with a Democrat chick.
- “If we can’t vote the Republicans out, we can hook up Democratic couples and breed them out.”
How did that pro-life fascist get in there?
Posted by Jim Treacher on 12/18 at 07:00 AM • permalink
- Sorry, anti-choice.Posted by Jim Treacher on 12/18 at 07:01 AM • permalink
- I checked out another dem site (**.com)-and yours is MUCH better and has more people. The other site has a sister Repub site and I think the founders must be Republicans, because it has a Repub feel to it.
Republican feel? What, was the coding too freakishly competent? Were there pictures of severed donkey heads on the screen? What on earth is this person smoking?
- Sonetka – the people were too good looking.Posted by Quentin George on 12/18 at 11:18 AM • permalink
- “I don’t care to date narrow-minded, judgmental, religiously fanatical, etc., etc., Republican women.”
Gee, how narrow-minded, judgmental, and fanatical of them.
Posted by Andrea Harris on 12/18 at 11:48 AM • permalink
- I just registered a profile on the Democratic Singles Network taking the absolute piss.
Be alot of fun if it makes it through the approval process.Posted by Hank Reardon on 12/18 at 11:57 AM • permalink
- “…I just can’t date another conservative.”
You know, if the dating services keep hooking you up with reactionary, intolerant bigots, maybe you need to review your answers… or your life.Posted by richard mcenroe on 12/18 at 01:11 PM • permalink
- Imagine saying on such a thing that there was no way you could date an African American or something.
Benson, me thinks you do protest too much. How do you know the women on them only want to have their egos stroked?
Women everywhere, regardless of political allegiances or membership of dating sites, only want to have their egos stroked, and what, I ask, is wrong with that.
Posted by Darlene Taylor on 12/18 at 01:12 PM • permalink
- Can anybody say “Master Race”?!?!Posted by Richard_of_Oz on 12/18 at 01:35 PM • permalink
- Talk about fun!!
Just to keep everybody posted my Democratic Singles Network profile has been approved and here is the description of the first democrat woman I found on the site.
Everybody I’d like to introduce you to abbeygirl“I have lived a 1000 liives and my radical transition has opened my vistas up to more possibilites. livesI am a pretty transgendered female (preop) . .I like to have deep conversations. I am well traveled. Like good music of an artuful and moving form.
About me, I Enjoy learning. I am a sensual special lady and I love the outdoors, organic gardening, hiking. fishing and keeping fit I do love my husky dog, and I like dogsledding.Oh yes and I love to cook gourmet meals,(Freinch, Italian…etc.) PS.. check out AIRAMERICARADIO.COM (sanity saving radio) “
Posted by Hank Reardon on 12/18 at 01:43 PM • permalink
- Hank!
Abbeygirl’s a man, baby!!!
I think Republican guys need Democrat women for wild, uninhibited neediness and neurotic self-absorption and the D-women need the R-guys to overcompensate with lavishly ostentacious material wealth, e.g. he buys her an SUV to cart one toddler around suburbia and she slaps a Greenpeace sticker on it.
On the other hand, you could have a Dem guy and a Repub chick and then you’d have John Kerry and Tah-Ray-Zah or any random couple of lesbians.
Dems who marry each other either end in divorce, stay married because both are closeted gays, or make the shared and meaningful journey to conservatism together after having children.
- How do you know the women on them only want to have their egos stroked?
to be honest I’m operating on two things. one my sneaking suspicion that is the case. two the experiences of others confirming my suspicions.
Women everywhere, regardless of political allegiances or membership of dating sites, only want to have their egos stroked, and what, I ask, is wrong with that.that’s great but women shouldn’t sign up to dating websites to do so; it wastes other people’s time.
Posted by benson swears a lot on 12/18 at 02:59 PM • permalink
- Besides, it looks like a real ego-killer, actually. In any case, I’m much too egotistical to do such a thing myself. Why not just go stand on a street cormer wearing a placard stating “Pleeeeease please marry me! I am pathetic!” Make sure to dot the “i” in “pathetic” with a big pink heart.Posted by Andrea Harris on 12/18 at 05:10 PM • permalink
- At Frontpage you can order a really interesting book called “Unholy Alliance” which explores the connections between the American Left and Radical Islam, by David Horowitz – and in the details it says – “For only $50, you will receive a personalized singed copy of Unholy Alliance along with an associated membership in the Center.”
Is this guy Hot or What?
Get your copy NOW.
- Just a darned minute here.
“If we can’t vote the Republicans out, we can hook up Democratic couples and breed them out.”
If Democrats are too stupid to properly punch a hole in a ballot, why should I expect them to be able to figure out how to produce offspring? I think this must be Republican plant.
Posted by JorgXMcKie on 12/19 at 11:53 AM • permalink
- To end the fun my login for the Democratic Singles Network no longer works. Only took a single day to get banned without any harrassment.
I would have thought calling myself Tax & Spend Man might have won me brownie points. I was wrong.
Damned tolerant lot those democrats!!Posted by Hank Reardon on 12/19 at 08:02 PM • permalink
