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Last updated on March 6th, 2018 at 12:30 am
Alone? Depressed? Can’t find that special someone who wants to discuss Ohio recounts over a candlelit dinner? Then join the tolerant romantics at the Democratic Singles Network! Just listen to these satisfied Democrat customers:
“SOOOO happy to find a site for Democrats. I have been doing eHarmony (don’t get me started on how much I hate eHarmony) and Match.com and I just can’t date another conservative.”
“After the people I’ve met since I became single 7 years ago, I recently realized there is no way I could date a conservative republican.”
“If we can’t vote the Republicans out, we can hook up Democratic couples and breed them out.”
“I don’t care to date narrow-minded, judgmental, religiously fanatical, etc., etc., Republican women.”
“I would NEVER consider dating or marrying someone who was not a liberal or progressive.”
“I have been corresponding with great women on this site and hope to meet them and dance with one of them at John Kerry’s innaguration 1/20/05!!!”
That’s going to be one tragic dance. In other doomed relationship news, Ralph Nader has sent a Dear Michael letter to Mike Moore:
It was a wild and crazy run, was it not, Michael? Weeks of standing before large college audiences mixing a potion of book and movie promotions with a message that was more laughable than producing laughter. You told the young men and women that “George W. Bush and John Kerry both suck. Vote for Kerry.” That is supposed to be “cool?” Here you were—against the Iraq War occupation, pro-justice for the Palestinian people, against the Patriot Act, against the swollen military budget and you were telling the university students to vote for Kerry who is on the complete opposite side of these issues …
Redeem yourself or forever be consigned to history’s judgment of political turncoats, renegades and saboteurs.
It’s way too late for that, Ralph.