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Fidel doesn’t seem exactly ready to join the World Council of Oldsters:
Convalescing Fidel Castro said in an essay Tuesday that he has been so engrossed with Cuba’s performance at the Pan American Games in Brazil that he forgets to eat and take his medicine.
On second thoughts, he might be overqualified.
- Way overqualified. The other elders can only poop their pants. Fidel is still pooping on a whole country.Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 07 19 at 02:08 AM • permalink
- If its these Pan Am games he’s talking about. Ay Carumba. I’m with you El Presidente.
- The Elders’ first resolution should be: the world should depose all tyrants, Castro, Mugabe, Jong, et al; introduce free market economies to poor countries, etc.
Instead, it will be probably some global warming-related shit.
Posted by Honkie Hammer on 2007 07 19 at 02:34 AM • permalink
- The Elders’ first resolution should be: the world should depose all tyrants, Castro, Mugabe, Jong, et al; introduce free market economies to poor countries, etc.
Instead, it will be probably some global warming-related shit.
Posted by Honkie Hammer on 2007 07 19 at 02:34 AM • permalink
- Here’s a pic of the great man watching the games from a Cuban hospital.Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 07 19 at 02:38 AM • permalink
… forgets to eat and take his medicine.
Jeez, so now Grandpa Simpson is in charge of that shit-hole.
Posted by David Crawford on 2007 07 19 at 02:41 AM • permalink
- “Actually,” said the 80-year-old, “Eighty is the worst age of all.”
“Do you have trouble peeing too?” asked the 60-year-old.
“No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all.”
“Do you have trouble crapping?”
“No, I crap every morning at 6:30.”
With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, “Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what’s so tough about being 80?”
“I don’t wake up until 7:00.”
- “…he forgets to eat and take his medicine.”
Good.
Posted by Dave Surls on 2007 07 19 at 04:28 AM • permalink
- When El Jefe forgets to draw breath, it’ll be even better.Posted by Dave Surls on 2007 07 19 at 04:29 AM • permalink
- Speaking of Commie mongrels, can anyone give me some guidance on a polite method of brushing off those earnest young people who collect money and proselytise for Amnesty International outside Coles and Woolies?
My usual “Fuck off, you ratbastard commos” seems to be a little, well, harsh.
Posted by Pedro the Ignorant on 2007 07 19 at 06:23 AM • permalink
- #20 Pedro. Have you tried the ‘wide eyed innocent’ look that they have, and upon being approached you will some phlegm.
This works best if you are dressed like them as you can get closer.
Or…you could feign blindness, avec white stick and dog and stumble into them wearing a t-shirt branded ‘hang Ivan Milat’
that takes a big of organising.
I think ‘fuck off you ratbastard commos’ has its merits.
- Pedro the Ignorant
Read this article and you will want to throw rocks at them as well.
UN “flunks” Australia on report card.
Some selected highlights.
“The report gave Australia a D for its treatment of refugees and approach to climate change”
All things to be proud of in my book!
“Another section says Australia “endorses nuclear terror” by proclaiming the security value and “symbolic power” of nuclear weapons, and that Canberra could contribute to disarmament by “refusing to shelter under the US nuclear umbrella”.
Nice line at moral wankery there fucksticks.
“A list of policies posted on the association’s website includes removing the provision in the UN Charter that prohibits intervention in a country’s domestic affairs, and advocates placing “foreign bases” under the control of the UN.”
Goats and small children are said to be understandably nervous…
“Nor would he say if there was a conflict of interest in the Governor-General, who is commander-in-chief of the Australian Defence Force, representing an organisation that appears to advocate putting Pine Gap under UN control.”
Bwahahahahahah, these fucksticks are even taken seroiusly by themselves???Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 07 19 at 07:55 AM • permalink
- If you worked for the UN, you’d be disappointed about Australia as well. In most other countries, they get to rape and bribe people without any serious recriminations – here it’s all, “sod off swampy”.Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 07 19 at 08:08 AM • permalink
- Get a look at the vice patrons of the UN mob
“Vice-Patrons
Mr Phillip Adams AO DUniv FRSA,
Ms Stephanie Alexander OAM,
Hon Gareth Evans,
Mr Andrew Gaze,
Sir Gustav Nossal AC CBE FAA FRS,
Sister Patricia Pak Poy RSM AM,
Hon Andrew Peacock AC,
Hon Michael Kirby.”For fucks sake they even repeat this canard on global warming in one of their articles
“Cyclone Katrina, which devastated New Orleans, killed 1322 people and alone cost $125 billion in damage.”
This report argues that aid for the third world must be carbon neutral, FFS!!
Its a carnival of lunacy.
Read the report
here.The whole Australian UN association webpage here, but bring your own bucket.
BTW having Bob McMullan MP
Shadow Minister for International Development
as your host in an election year may not be as politically neutral as you think….
Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 07 19 at 08:16 AM • permalink
- Ol’ Fidel is forgetting to take care of himself because he wants to watch sports competitions on TV.
Yup, this guy is qualified and capable of running an entire country. He certainly knows how to set priorities.
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 07 19 at 09:53 AM • permalink
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