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An apology from the Catmeat Sheik:
Australia’s senior Muslim cleric Sheik Taj Aldin al-Hilali has apologised for any offence caused by his comments that immodestly dressed women provoke sexual attacks.
The Australian reported today that, in a sermon delivered last month, Sheik al-Hilali likened scantily clad women to uncovered meat eaten by animals.
“I unreservedly apologise to any woman who is offended by my comments,” he said in a statement today.
“I had only intended to protect women’s honour, something lost in The Australian presentation of my talk” …
But the mufti of Australia and New Zealand would not back away from his comments and said he was shocked by the way his sermon was interpreted.
The meaty mufti clarifies:
“Women in our Australian society have the freedom and right to dress as they choose (while) the duty of man is to avert his glance or walk away.
“If a man falls from grace and commits fornication then if this was consensual, they would be both guilty, but if it was forced, then the man has committed a capital crime.”
Stand by for claims the apology was taken out of context. Meanwhile, ol’ Sheiky is feeling achy-breaky:
A spokesman for Sheik Alhilali said the backlash and criticism had badly affected him and he had been depressed and confined to bed all day, breathing with the assistance of an oxygen tank.
A spokesman for Sheik Alhilali said the backlash and criticism had badly affected him and he had been depressed and confined to bed all day, breathing with the assistance of an oxygen tank.
Reflexively seeking the cover of victim status again I see. Presumably lounging in bed with a cylinder of gas is worse than being pack raped in his grand hierarchy of victimhood.
- Is there not a teaching that allows them any form of deceit when dealing with us kafirs? Not sure I’d buy a used meatvan from this fellah.
His very sad state of wellness brings new meaning to the term oxygen thief. O2 courtesy of the taxpayer, natch.
And read Kelty’s spruik -he appears to be dhimmified.
Cheers
RodC
- Concur that BOC has the solution.
Well picked, Razor.Posted by Pedro the Ignorant on 2006 10 26 at 03:53 AM • permalink
- I want a new job – filling the sheik’s oxygen tank.
Notice that he does not really apologise at all or say his views were wrong – I think this is the only time I will ever agree with Pru.
Oh and by the way I will look at scantily clad women if I want. No wonder muslim men are so pissed off all the time; if it is thier duty to look away from scantily clad women.
- I was dipping into Martin Chulov’s withdrawn book Australian Jihad just now and found this interesting snippet:
P28 – after Hilaly preached about jews trying to control the world through sex perversion etc
“The speech colored his relationship with the Australian authorities for the best part of a decade. Then immigration minister Chris Hurford came very close to deporting Hilali, who had arrived on a tourist visa from Lebanon in 1982 and had not wanted to leave. Under pressure from the then treasurer, Paul Keating, who had a large number of Muslim voters in his western Sydney electorate of Blaxland, the sheikh was initially granted residency, then full Australian citizenship by Hurford’s replacement, Gerry Hand…”
(I assume Chulov means ‘Then-immigration minister Chris Hurford…’).
- For Crissakes, he’s caught Egyptian Flu. How much is this going to cost the taxpayer?Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2006 10 26 at 04:03 AM • permalink
- Apologies for the lentgh of this. It was just posted in comments on kiwiblog:
“Sorry, I totally agree with the Sheik’s words. Most western women fail to understand the male sex drive. Men are visual, women are not. If men are sufficiently deprived of sex and status they will rape. The feminists are right, all men are easily capable of being rapist’s.If women are sufficiently deprived of financial security and status they will become prostitutes. I say, all women are easily capable of becoming prostitutes.
Pornography is the number one reason the internet is used and 99% of those looking are men. Women need to know these facts. The Muslums have one way to deal with this by covereing women up. It’s effective isn’t it?
We can probably do better by educating women to know that the way they dress sends sexual signals to men. Lesbians know this. If you don’t want sexual attention, don’t dress to show off your body. Women who aren’t looking for a man but dress like they are, sends the wrong message to men. The Sheik’s uncovered meat message is a no nonsense way of letting women know the reality of the male sex drive. It that’s just a bit too blunt for soft westeners, then toughen up or move over.
Posted by Jessie James | October 26, 2006 8:17 PM
linkPosted by Crusader rabbit on 2006 10 26 at 04:04 AM • permalink
- A couple of questions for someone:
If the sermon was delivered last month why are we only hearing about it now?
Also, if rape is a ‘capital crime’ does thi mean it should be punished with death? Isn’t that what ‘capital crime’ means?
This guy is seriously off the reservation/camel patch.
Posted by Villeurbanne on 2006 10 26 at 04:09 AM • permalink
- Would be more fun to get the bastard with this stuff – Dangerous hog gasesPosted by Infidel Tiger on 2006 10 26 at 04:14 AM • permalink
- Ya know…I control the controls by which controllers control BOC…hmmm…Posted by MentalFloss on 2006 10 26 at 04:35 AM • permalink
- Yep, good way of impressing people…“raped women bring it on themselves.” I am guessing Aussie women-folk are keen on this guy.Posted by Andrew Ian Dodge on 2006 10 26 at 04:41 AM • permalink
“Women in our Australian society have the freedom and right to dress as they choose (while) the duty of man is to avert his glance or walk away.
And in Australia and other western countries, we have this little thing called ‘look but do not touch’, which has worked very nicely thank you for men and women, well at least until the green eyed monster jumps in, but that’s another thread.
- And yes kisdm001, that’s the meaning of capital crime.
Crusader Rabbit, in Judeo-Christian teaching, fornication (sex outside of marriage), adultery etc is a sin. Sin. What the commenter needs to get (if I can vastly oversimplify) is that all crimes may be sins but not all sins are crimes. That separation is not possible in the Ummah.
TA woman is responsible for her behaviour. A man is responsible for his. No difference. End of story. A woman can flaunt it all she likes to knowingly or unknowingly tempt a man. She carries responsibility for that. But how the man reacts to that, and any decision to give into that temptation, rests with the man. He can’t get away from that.
Of course, if you lived your life on an ethic of love instead of law, you would probably neither be flaunting it nor strugging to contain it.
- saint, I posted the comments by “jesse james” because they’re just so mind-bogglingly stooopid.
I get the difference, even if he/she doesn’t. 🙂Posted by Crusader rabbit on 2006 10 26 at 04:52 AM • permalink
- #11 oh not that old diatribe. Yeah, yeah, we know men have dicks that do something when aroused, so therefore they have the stronger sex drive, testosterone is required for this marvel of biological function that fascinates men for most of their lives either enjoying playing with it to see it happen or remembering when it used to so easily, so testosterone etcetera, yah de yah de yah.
Remember, boys it’s apes who require visual signs that the female is fertile, to get the old fella up and about, the human female, being the deceitful little thing she is, does not display at her fertile time.
So are you chimpanzee males or bonobo males? (Hint the bonobo female is also deceitful, but she displays, so to speak, whether fertile or not)
- We still need his private details put on the net and then have a phone in to see how is doing……he is still a wanker.
So instead of pepper spray all women now should use pigs blood aerosoles for their protection from muslim men, as pigs are unclean blahblah.
I personally like pigs, lightly roasted with a side order of aplle sauce. Seems like a BLT sandwhich might have to be part of the naturalization ceremony if you want to come to Australia and live.
Posted by artful-dodger on 2006 10 26 at 04:56 AM • permalink
- spyder, you ought to try living here in NZ. That “old diatribe” is bloody nearly conventional wisdom around these parts.Posted by Crusader rabbit on 2006 10 26 at 04:59 AM • permalink
- #27 hehe, Crusader, my sympathies, though it’s not gone here either.
#12 the reason why it’s come up now, and not when he preached it, is it was a sermon to his neanderthals so not public. I’m assuming, but not sure, it may have been published on the internet for other muslims. There was an example like that here in Melbourne between another G#%tF#@$ker preaching to his neanderthals in Brunswick. It was recorded and put up on the internet. Then eventually it was found by a non-neanderthal and became an issue. That GF challenged
ArchbishopCardinel George Pell to a debate on Christianity, hehe.I’m really raging and seething first the hideous DVD incident and now this, and it’s not even Friday
- A capital crime? Crikey.Posted by James Waterton on 2006 10 26 at 05:11 AM • permalink
- An interesting little thing I heard today on the radio from some bloke from an Arabic radio station here in Sydney and who has been speaking to the sheikh today – the sheikh told him that the person who taped this sermon is a member of a SATANIC CULT!!!!
Now that fixes it then
Posted by aussiemagpie on 2006 10 26 at 05:17 AM • permalink
Suck me fucking sideways, it’s being reported on the Beeb!
No doubt they’re reporting how Australian Islamophobes have taken the good sheikh’s words of wisdom out of context in order to attack Islam.
And can anyone tell me when supplemental oxygen became an approved treatment for depression?
Posted by Rob Crawford on 2006 10 26 at 05:24 AM • permalink
- at Andrew Bolt’s blog, this quote from a spokesperson of the Australian Muslim
Ah ha!
It’s the Pope defence*.
(That’s what he’ll call it; not misquoted or quoted out of context, but he was actually quoting someone else, he didn’t say it himself, it was a quote.)* Not actually what happened to with the Pope’s historical reference, but the fluffy-muffie’s interpretation.
- “I had only intended to protect women’s honour…”
Actually, more honour was lost by Muslim men. From his original cat-meat comments we can conclude that Muslim men are weak-willed and somewhat pathetic. Unable to control themselves in the way that a dog humping someone’s leg is unable to control himself.
- naiad
And there lies the heart of the problem. Islam is so utterly controlling that there is no concept of freewill, there is no need to control ones desires through respect for other human beings. The only reason to control ones desires is because of Koranic threats of violence against perpetrators.
- #38 Mike_W
Yes! But I’m sure Hilaly didn’t mean for this to be in context!
As I’m home again tomorrow I’ll be waiting to hear again from this bloke from the Arabic radio station who will be on 2GB again – he is conducting a poll of the listeners to that station about what the sheikh said – should be an interesting little interview
Posted by aussiemagpie on 2006 10 26 at 06:14 AM • permalink
- Right on cue, local Jew hater Marilyn Shepherd wades into the debate on at The Oz:
Marilyn
26 October at 04:04 PM
OK, where is the righteous condemnation of the Israeli Jewish president who refuses to step down in the face of charges of rape and sexual assault by not one but 10 women and probably more.
Where is the outrage about the school boys who raped and filmed that rape of a mentally challenged girl in Melbourne? None? No calls for deportation of these monsters who all actually did something?
We conduct this ludicrous debate about words – where is the outrage about Steven Green and his gang who stalked, raped and murdered a 14 year old Iraqi girl, burnt her body and then murdered her parents and little sister?
I don’t believe any women ask to be raped, but let’s spare ourselves our hypocrisy shall we. Why is what he said any different to what our own judges have said over and over and the way police treat rape victims?
We have locked thousands of innocent women into detention centers, they have been tear-gassed and abused, and when some reported rape or sexual assaults they were ignored.
The double standards here take my breath away.
- ABC TV News at 7pm tonight had a reporter about to deliver his summary of the situation from outside the Lakemba mosque. He hadn’t got far into his spiel when the camera panned downwards to the footpath. The screen went blank. There seemed to be some concern, with one voice calling to the other, a name like Daryl. Jacinta carried on, and the whole event was not mentioned again. The 7.30 Report is on strike (petulant bastards objecting to the bias affair?), so no follow up there either.
I’m sure Margot’s Maid will support me in saying that we hope this will not dent the ABC’s commitment to multiculturalism and a fair go for everyone.
- From the sheik’s speech:
In a Ramadan sermon that has outraged Muslim women leaders, Sydney-based Sheik Taj Din al-Hilali also alluded to the infamous Sydney gang rapes, suggesting the attackers were not entirely to blame.
While not specifically referring to the rapes, brutal attacks on four women for which a group of young Lebanese men received long jail sentences, Sheik Hilali said there were women who “sway suggestively” and wore make-up and immodest dress … “and then you get a judge without mercy (rahma) and gives you 65 years”.
“But the problem, but the problem all began with who?” he asked.
The leader of the 2000 rapes in Sydney’s southwest, Bilal Skaf, a Muslim, was initially sentenced to 55 years’ jail, but later had the sentence reduced on appeal.
The ABC has been unable to contact Sheikh Al Hilaly, but an associate Keysar Trad, says the mufti’s comments have been taken out of context.
“He wasn’t talking about rape in any way,” Mr Trad said.
Keysar Trad, you are a liar.
A spokesman for Sheik Alhilali said the backlash and criticism had badly affected him and he had been depressed and confined to bed all day, breathing with the assistance of an oxygen tank.
He’s naming the priest who molested him tomorrow, straight after checking himself into rehab for his alcohol problem. SOP.
- RESPONSE TO #28:
#27 hehe, Crusader, my sympathies, though it’s not gone here either.
#12 the reason why it’s come up now, and not when he preached it, is it was a sermon to his neanderthals so not public. I’m assuming, but not sure, it may have been published on the internet for other muslims. There was an example like that here in Melbourne between another G#%tF#@$ker preaching to his neanderthals in Brunswick. It was recorded and put up on the internet. Then eventually it was found by a non-neanderthal and became an issue. That GF challenged ArchbishopCardinel George Pell to a debate on Christianity, hehe.
I’m really raging and seething first the hideous DVD incident and now this, and it’s not even Friday
The word is spelled g-o-a-t-f-u-c-k-e-r.
Posted by Oafish and Infantile on 2006 10 26 at 07:19 AM • permalink
- The report about this on Channel 7 news tonight specifically mentioned that they got a copy of the original speech and had it translated again just to make sure Hilali wasn’t misquoted and that it hadn’t been taken out of context. They concluded that he wasn’t.Posted by Art Vandelay on 2006 10 26 at 07:53 AM • permalink
- You know, I don’t see the Sheik applying the same logic to homosexuals. I mean, if a gay man saw another man without a burqa, then why wouldn’t he jump him?
Then again, the Sheik is probably a homophobe anyway.
Posted by The Best Infidel on 2006 10 26 at 07:55 AM • permalink
- Can’t we publish a recently found Hadith which clearly states that oxygen is in fact the wind from the nethers of Shaitan, and the concentrated form found in cylinders is captured by Jews, thereby to cause sterility and penis atrophy in Arab men, allowing the Hebrew filth to take over all land held holy by the prophet.
I reckon thet’ll do the trick, they seem dumb enough to fall for all the other gags that ‘Mo left behind.
That wacky old murderous paedophile was a real cutup.
A spokesman for Sheik Alhilali said the backlash and criticism had badly affected him and he had been depressed and confined to bed all day, breathing with the assistance of an oxygen tank.
Poor widdle Mufti-man! I suggest we help him breathe with this tank.
Posted by Mr. Bingley on 2006 10 26 at 08:07 AM • permalink
- Godalmighty, in many years of reading and cackling at the moonbat bilge, I have never come across a better “one trick pony” than than that ratbag Marilyn Shepherd. SIEVX, reffos, poor women reffos, poor kiddy reffos, children overboard, old people reffos, reffos, reffos, reffos. Occasionally interrupted by bleats about Australian Navy and FedPol murderers, then more reffos, now Al Hilbilly is a ripper, rape approval is OK, detention centres and guess what? . . . . . Reffos.
Give it a rest, FFS, or get some better meds.
(She’s on the bludger’s Lotto win, the disability support pension, so the taxpayer will pay forever.)
Posted by Pedro the Ignorant on 2006 10 26 at 08:07 AM • permalink
- That’s a nice tank, Mr Bingley (#57) but I prefer this one.
A little subtle and understated, perhaps, but effective.
Posted by Pedro the Ignorant on 2006 10 26 at 08:16 AM • permalink
The Australian reported today that, in a sermon delivered last month, Sheik al-Hilali likened scantily clad women to uncovered meat eaten by animals.
Yet only now is there outrage within the Muslim Community.
The problem is not what he said, but that he got exposed.
A spokesman for Sheik Alhilali said the backlash and criticism had badly affected him
So it wasn’t guilt or remorse then?
- It certainly is, Pedro, but I was just going for some local color!Posted by Mr. Bingley on 2006 10 26 at 08:32 AM • permalink
- Meanwhile, in Paris, looks like more policemen are headed for the grinder operated by the Religion of Pyromaniacs (Youth Division).
Via Florida Cracker .
“I had only intended to protect women’s honour, something lost in The Australian presentation of my talk” …
Sure Sheiky baby, sure.
“I had only intended to protect women’s
honourplace in our cult book, something lost in The Australian presentation of my talk”…I agree something was lost, it’s called a mind, yours. THIS is what you were really thinking, NEXT!
————But the mufti of Australia and New Zealand would not back away from his comments and said he was shocked by the way his sermon was interpreted.
Shocked! Shocked you say?
Really? Sure mufti baby, sure…NEXT!
“Women in our Australian society have the freedom and right to dress as they choose
Awwww, how damned sweet of you.
(while) the duty of man is to avert his glance or walk away.
Well ya see, if it’s a really hot babe, I prefer the old, gaze, stare and walk into a door, or something. It’s called a stupid male pig trick. Ooooo, geez, you don’t like pigs. Guess that puts me on your shit list, but a finer list (yours) there couldn’t be….:).
“If a man falls from grace
That means he’s doing it wrong…
and commits fornication
Oh my God, fornication…
then if this was consensual, they would be both guilty,
No, no…you see, In the above case, if it was consensual, they would both be happy and fulfilled. Well unless more of the consensual was wanted by both.
but if it was forced, then the man has committed a capital crime.”
Well of course, you stupid bastard. It is a capital crime. When said man is caught, typically we sentence his ass to a long prison term, (maybe worse) where others incarcerated, will gleefully show this animal what it is, to be forced.
Of course some, actually enjoy what they receive and start buying make up, wigs and high heels. Oh and panty hose, too.
A spokesman for Sheik Alhilali said the backlash and criticism had badly affected him and he had been depressed and confined to bed all day, breathing with the assistance of an oxygen tank.
What treatment, did the goat receive?
- #60 spyder
Thanks for the SBS link
Some Hilalispeak
“…The woman was behind Satan playing a role when she disobeyed God and went out all dolled up and unveiled and made of herself palatable food that rakes and perverts would race for. She was the reason behind this sin taking place.”
Good heavens above
And I thought I was only here to cook, clean and look after the kids
Posted by aussiemagpie on 2006 10 26 at 08:53 AM • permalink
- Dan Lewis. You bastard! You beat me to it…
Anyhows, here’s Shake Rapist Fuckhead’s Ramadan-a-ding-dong sermon translated by SBS (incredibly enough):
“Those atheists, people of the book (Christians and Jews), where will they end up? In Surfers Paradise? On the Gold Coast? Where will they end up? In hell and not part-time, for eternity. They are the worst in God’s creation.”
“When it comes to adultery, it’s 90 percent the woman’s responsibility. Why? Because a woman owns the weapon of seduction. It’s she who takes off her clothes, shortens them, flirts, puts on make-up and powder and takes to the streets, God protect us, dallying. It’s she who shortens, raises and lowers. Then, it’s a look, a smile, a conversation, a greeting, a talk, a date, a meeting, a crime, then Long Bay jail. Then you get a judge, who has no mercy, and he gives you 65 years.”
“But when it comes to this disaster, who started it? In his literature, writer al-Rafee says, if I came across a rape crime, I would discipline the man and order that the woman be jailed for life. Why would you do this, Rafee? He said because if she had not left the meat uncovered, the cat wouldn’t have snatched it.”“If you get a kilo of meat, and you don’t put it in the fridge or in the pot or in the kitchen but you leave it on a plate in the backyard, and then you have a fight with the neighbour because his cats eat the meat, you’re crazy. Isn’t this true?”
“If you take uncovered meat and put it on the street, on the pavement, in a garden, in a park, or in the backyard, without a cover and the cats eat it, then whose fault will it be, the cats, or the uncovered meat’s? The uncovered meat is the disaster. If the meat was covered the cats wouldn’t roam around it. If the meat is inside the fridge, they won’t get it.”
“If the woman is in her boudoir, in her house and if she’s wearing the veil and if she shows modesty, disasters don’t happen.”
“Satan sees women as half his soldiers. You’re my messenger in necessity, Satan tells women you’re my weapon to bring down any stubborn man. There are men that I fail with. But you’re the best of my weapons.”
“…The woman was behind Satan playing a role when she disobeyed God and went out all dolled up and unveiled and made of herself palatable food that rakes and perverts would race for. She was the reason behind this sin taking place.”
Question for our RoP buddies who were at the Lakemba mosque when that one was delivered:
HOW MANY OF YOU WALKED OUT IN DISGUST?
- I’d compare him to Christopher Skase, but that’d be speaking ill of the dead.
The difference between people and cats is that people are responsible for their actions. The following unrelated 2005 comment by Steyn on AIDS is almost uncanny:
What should be the Christian response? To accept that we’re merely the captives of our appetites, like a dog in heat? Or to ask us to rise to the rank God gave us – “a little lower than the angels” but above “the beasts of the field”?
- I still think that the only “uncovered meat” in this story is al-Hilali.Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 10 26 at 09:50 AM • permalink
- The Mufti of Jerusalem sided with the Nazis during WW2 and supplied them with troops. Most likely, he was also taken out of context. Funny eh, when the Muslims say anything outrageous, the media, lefty groups and politicians even from both sides quickly say that its unrepresentative and that Islam is a religion of Peace. We Australians used to call a spade a spade- now we are being run by apologist and appeasers- Chamberlain would be so proud.Posted by Wylie Wilde on 2006 10 26 at 10:04 AM • permalink
- Now that Sheikh Hilali has signed me up as part of Satan’s soldiers I’m wondering what comes next?
Like weapon training and all that stuff?
You know to get all those stubborn men out there like he said – the ones Satan can’t get
How many hours a week? In the evening and one weekend a month like the Army Reserve?
At least I know the uniform – I’ll be dressed up as a dolled up, veil-less palatable food – something like the Subway mascot at the footy?
Posted by aussiemagpie on 2006 10 26 at 10:11 AM • permalink
- Hilaly is a neanderthal pig, filth like this do not belong in this country.Posted by surfmaster on 2006 10 26 at 10:28 AM • permalink
something like the Subway mascot at the footy?
Jared?
Posted by Rob Crawford on 2006 10 26 at 10:48 AM • permalink
- paco
Oh good I’m gonna get
a mutfito be THE Grand Mufti of the Unbelievers.Ummm, does this come with compensation. I mean muftis have to be worth something…never mind, don’t answer.
Americans on this blog, I just completed my early voting. I voted for the men and women that convinced me, that ‘they’ would do everything in their power (to the hilt, I was told, damn to hell those that don’t, or lied to me, there awaits a judgment day for those. A day, ‘they’ won’t like, at all) to back our men and women, fighting for our freedom and way of life. For without backing those that protect, we have nothing. It is your vote to cast, I made my choices, make yours…but VOTE!
Don’t sit, dither, piss and moan. That’s what, gee, I almost said humans, the cultists, like the ones mentioned in this thread want you to do, sit, dither, piss and moan.
VOTE!.
- A spokesman for Sheik Alhilali said the backlash and criticism had badly affected him and he had been depressed and confined to bed all day…
Not a problem. Ask the Iman has the answer. And guess what? It aint laying around in bed all day sucking at an oxygen bottle.
- O/T bbc site.“ask the editor”
Should the BBC interview the Taleban?
David Loin BBc reporter travels to Afghanistan to interview an official spokesperson of the Taleban.
“ed -some say it is disloyal but we believe not to show them is censorship and PRO GOVERNMENT PROPAGANDA..”
Conservative Defence spokesman Liam Fox said it was “obscene” and a complaint was made by the father of a British serviceman in Afghanistan.
If as the article claims he spent months attempting to get in touch with the Taleban
then the BEEB must have REALLY wanted to do it,gone to great and expensive efforts to do it and then pretended it just happened to fall off the back of a truck as it were.
The bbc wouldn’t know loyalty to the U.K. IF IT BIT THEM ON THEIR SHINY BUMS.
- Onward Shaitan’s soldiers
Swaying to the store
Walking to enti-i-ce men,
(Farouk’s gotta to score!)
Foundation garments quiver
As your veils you raise
Male restraint is va-a-anquished
By those dread hair rays
Onward Shaitan’s solders
Swaying to the shore
Show those boys some a-a-ankles
And they’re boys no more
- I must apologize for my vulgarity in that earlier post. However, it was not my fault. I blame all of those female soldiers of Satan prancing around in their ACUs with their irresistibly tempting faces so profanely sticking out. Its all their fault I tell ya!
And please don’t take me out of context. I really do love women, at LEAST as much as any of my other possessions.
- Dear Grand Mufti of the Unbelievers El Cid:
Is it halal to put ketchup on a pork barbecue sandwich? I think not, and am much distressed by my son’s propensity for doing so. If this is not halal, should I beat him? Incidentally, this is not the son in the Marines (him I assign to Mrs. Paco for the beatings; surely he would not bayonet his own mother).
- 88 – nicely done. Always good to update an old hymn, yes?Posted by Major John on 2006 10 26 at 02:29 PM • permalink
- Oh kind one, forgive the delay in writing. I was packing my Camels and Marlboro’s, for the long trek to Florida.
Is it halal to put ketchup on a pork barbecue sandwich?
Are you shitting me?Shirley (ahhh yes, Shirley)Ahemmm.
Surely you jest, oh follower of the Book of Unbelievers. Ketchup on the meat,
bringsdoes, well, ummmm, it just does.I think not, and am much distressed by my son’s propensity for doing so.
This is, oh follower, is completely understandable, for a son to bring his father so much distress, is in the words of my dearly departed father “whatever you do to me, your son(s) will do twice, to you”. And
JesusAllahGork, was he correct, for mine has, the little…never mind.should I beat him?
No, beatings accomplish nothing. Use the Duct Tape, preferably taping said son, to a wall.
Incidentally, this is not the son in the Marines ( him I assign to Mrs. Paco for the beatings;
The Mrs. Paco should not bruise her no doubt lovely hands. The answer again is, Duct Tape. Beside the fact should he join your wild and crazy Marines, THEY will.
surely he would not bayonet his own mother).
Of course not, I am seeing in my magical cube that his mother, the high priestess of the Paco clan, that she, if said son attempted to raise a hand to her, would in fact,
kick his assflail him unmercifully. AND should you and/or companions attempt to save said son, all would have many bruises.
- #48, he would have been preaching to Australian Muslims.
Interesting to find out how many of them actually speak and understand Arabic.
Of those that do …yes, good point you made…
Posted by carpefraise on 2006 10 27 at 06:59 AM • permalink
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