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Last updated on August 6th, 2017 at 02:49 pm
Test yourself for filthy traitorism!
- Your ‘Do You Want the Terrorists to Win’ Score: 40%
A rather wishy washy performance. At least you are less than half aligned with evil. However your patriotism and allegiance to President Bush are lacking. You certainly harbor a few treasonous thoughts, which will no doubt result in the deaths of at least a few of our troops. Please get yourself straightened out immediately. Read a book by Ann Coulter at once!
As with most of these quizes, rather retarded questions.
i mean “differently abled” questions.
Posted by Mr. Bingley on 2007 02 18 at 09:33 PM • permalink
- Geoff, i wanted nuance on the answers! I bow to your manly nature!Posted by Mr. Bingley on 2007 02 18 at 09:34 PM • permalink
- 11% – But, I probably skewed the grading curve with my “torture early and often” views.Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 02 18 at 09:39 PM • permalink
- That UN question was hard. Personally I believe The UN is run by Euro-wimps, third world dictators AND by the bastard son of two homosexuals who is the anti-christ.Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 02 18 at 09:42 PM • permalink
- 0%
Congratulations, Patriot! Wave your flag proudly, stand tall, and bask in the glory of George Bush’s America. The terrorists will never win so long as there is a sufficient number of people like you out there. Never question, never doubt. You are on the right side. America’s side. God’s side. Rush Limbaugh has told you so. Rah rah, go Bush!!
- Ha – my score:
Your ‘Do You Want the Terrorists to Win’ Score: 0%
Congratulations, Patriot! Wave your flag proudly, stand tall, and bask in the glory of George Bush’s America. The terrorists will never win so long as there is a sufficient number of people like you out there. Never question, never doubt. You are on the right side. America’s side. God’s side. Rush Limbaugh has told you so. Rah rah, go Bush!!First pass too but don’t ask me how I did it. [Now I think I’ll go stop beating my wife].
- I nailed it.
Score: 0%
Could someone pass me the bastinado?
Posted by Harry Buttle on 2007 02 18 at 09:50 PM • permalink
- Yay! 0! Gimme 5 minutes with David Hicks…
Or Stephen Colbert, whatever…
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 02 18 at 09:52 PM • permalink
- I feel so dirty and unworthy.Posted by Mr. Bingley on 2007 02 18 at 09:55 PM • permalink
- I got a 38% (the resulting text was the same as Mr. Bingley’s) but I did try to answer the tongue-in-cheek questions honestly and there’s not much wiggle room.
I will take exception to the characterization of Tim Blair as an Australian Sean Hannity. It’s not true.
My brother knows Sean and admits that Sean is not really overly bright. Sean’s heart is in the ‘right’ place (pardon the pun) but he’s certainly no William F. Buckley and Tim is streets ahead intellectually.
And no, I’m not just kissing up to the host.
- 0%. I feel provoked. I would guess that the guy who put this together has been hit by a lot of half-empty whiskey bottles, but fortunately for him he hangs out at Whole Foods all day long.
I prefer Modern Drunkard’s “Which Rat Pack member are you?” quiz.
Posted by Matt in Denver on 2007 02 18 at 10:08 PM • permalink
- 0% Baby! No surprise there. I actually don’t like people who run airliners into buildings, gas villages, blow up innocent little girls and old ladies and cut the heads off of aid workers, no matter what color or religion they are.Posted by Vanguard of the Commentariat on 2007 02 18 at 10:17 PM • permalink
- I scored 11%, which I thought was ok.
While we’re talking about %‘s, can someone tell the idiots who write for that crappy Dead Roo blog that 17% inflation (Hugo Chavez) is not better than 3% (Peter Costello)…Posted by Rachel Corrie’s Flatmate on 2007 02 18 at 10:19 PM • permalink
- Having just finished lunch, I did it again and scored 7%. That must mean something, but I can’t figure out what…..Posted by Rachel Corrie’s Flatmate on 2007 02 18 at 10:20 PM • permalink
- 17% of me wants the terrorists to win.
I will identify and locate this 17% and amputate it immediaPosted by SwinishCapitalist on 2007 02 18 at 10:23 PM • permalink
- Ha ha ha! Had you going there for a minute didn’t 1?Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2007 02 18 at 10:24 PM • permalink
- didn’t I…Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2007 02 18 at 10:25 PM • permalink
- I got 6%. Even though I prefer to torture early and often, in the interests of diplomacy I passed on that answer.
Hence my lower score.
Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2007 02 18 at 10:25 PM • permalink
- Of course, true Bush and Howard fans can’t read. So the test proves nothing, you 0% gloating, Jesus boosters.Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 02 18 at 10:34 PM • permalink
- Took the drunkard test. Frankly, I’m with Frank.Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 02 18 at 10:39 PM • permalink
- 0% and I wasn’t even trying to be obnoxious!Posted by Apparatchik on 2007 02 18 at 10:42 PM • permalink
- OK, 23% for me, guess I’m not a full fledged RWDB, alas……Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 02 18 at 10:46 PM • permalink
- As far as I’m concerned, anything over 0% means you’re a dirty commie who’d kiss the low place of any dishtowel wearing goat pilot in the Levant, and should be loaded into a circus cannon and fired into Gitmo where your traitorousness can be assessed and a richly deserved punishment (I recommend the Pear of Anguish, with starving rats being introduced to the expanded orifice in question) meted out. Then you have to attend an Al Gore gig.
- #25
I answered the kill question “I’d rather kill for Jesus than Mohammed” which I thought was quite defining really, given that I’m not a Christian. And I answered the torture question the same way as you, overcoming the obvious visceral attraction of “early and often”.Still got a perfect score. Which suggests there is some flexibility in outlooks and world views allowed for in the results. Which makes me even more suspicious of some of the, shall we say “somewhat surprising”, even “disappointing”, results on display here.
Anyone got something they’d like to say at this juncture? Hmmm?
- I started the quiz but got disgisted halfway through and went looking for some immigrants to beat up.Posted by Steve Skubinna on 2007 02 18 at 11:09 PM • permalink
- Also I got disgusted, too. In addition. As well.Posted by Steve Skubinna on 2007 02 18 at 11:10 PM • permalink
- Fairly well done, fellow patriotic citizen. You have taken a decisive stand behind our dear leader and against the terrorists. However you do not march completely in lockstep conformity, and that is troubling. Steel your commitment to the defeat of evil! Bow in unquestioning loyalty to George Bush! Afterall you don’t want to be a liberal, do you?
19%. I’m so ashamed. Although I think Habib’s recommendation to attend Al Gore gigs is just over the top.
- Funny. There weren’t any questions about “why do the terrorists hate us?” or about the Taliban’s daycare programmes.Posted by andycanuck on 2007 02 18 at 11:15 PM • permalink
- 11%. Not quite as shameful as getting 11% on an STD test, but still pretty shameful.Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 02 18 at 11:20 PM • permalink
- #33,
My 11% is very similar to 0%.
The debate is over.
Anyone who doubts my patriotism will be prosecuted.
</leftoid>Posted by Rachel Corrie’s Flatmate on 2007 02 19 at 12:27 AM • permalink
- Wow, got to the third question and it already looks horribly biased. No “Why don’t you read the AUMF, dolt!” answer…
Ooo… question 5. Shouting down? Whomever wrote this quiz has a projection problem. Nice use of caricatures as well.
Many strawmen died to create this quiz. Not bothering with this any further. Hope the creator gets lots of progg points with his/her buddies.
Posted by Patrick Chester on 2007 02 19 at 12:27 AM • permalink
- I suppose it’s easy to get 0% with this quiz. Just pick the answers that match what the Oh-So-Enlightened Left think those who support the War on Terror are like.Posted by Patrick Chester on 2007 02 19 at 12:29 AM • permalink
- 17% I’m so ashamed. I’ll d better next time. Honest Injun.Posted by Bruce Rheinstein on 2007 02 19 at 01:04 AM • permalink
- #35 Skubinna, I found it quite disgisting myself.
And I tried, God knows I tried, but I couldn’t get 100%. What the hell do you have to answer to be a perfect head-tilting Lefty idiot?
I think I’ll steal this quiz and use it to show my students how not to do it.
Posted by JorgXMcKie on 2007 02 19 at 01:32 AM • permalink
- Your ‘Do You Want the Terrorists to Win’ Score: 4%
Congratulations, Patriot! Wave your flag proudly, stand tall, and bask in the glory of George Bush’s America. The terrorists will never win so long as there is a sufficient number of people like you out there. Never question, never doubt. You are on the right side. America’s side. God’s side. Rush Limbaugh has told you so. Rah rah, go Bush!!
—Nora
Nick got 0% so I think that makes me the liberal in the family
Posted by The Thin Man Returns on 2007 02 19 at 01:44 AM • permalink
- 19%. Must try harder.
Meanwhile, has anyone noticed the cognitive dissonance between the morning and afternoon editions of today’s Age?
- 2%. If they tried to make those questions as stupid as possible, they couldn’t done any better. Good griefPosted by Spiny Norman on 2007 02 19 at 04:15 AM • permalink
- 0% for me, and might I boast, a fine result for this proud minion of the VRWC.
Oh, could somebody please pass my result on to MarkL? Maybe then he’ll stop hitting me with that stick of his and bellowing things like “sit up straight Splice and pay attention!” and “wipe that stupid smirk off your face!”
- 0. Experience counts. I have been fighting these vile Moors, for centuries. To bad that when I left Spain,(my speaking and book signing tour) for America (loved it and stayed, especially the Philly Cheese Steak’s and Pizza, REAL pizza, not this Domino’s and Pizza Hut crap) the sissies over there voted in Mr. Bean. All that work, for shit.
- Hmmm … how about 50% in two tries (0% then 100%). I am practising my imitation of a member of the Liberal Party of Canada. Unfortunately, as a Dipper (imitation), I failed to complete the test as several of the questions lacked suitable answers.
Cheers
Posted by J.M. Heinrichs on 2007 02 19 at 03:33 PM • permalink
- I scored 9% on this knobsuck of a quiz. And whilst I’ve heard of Rush (how do you yanks make these names up)Limbaugh I wouldn’t know him from a bar of soap. I guess he’s the John Laws of the US or somefink.
I prefer Krauthammer and Steyn, and Newt Gingrich (again with the bizarre names).
Eloquent deep thinkers those men.
- Not 0 but some questions are loaded.
I’m for the geneva convention because it advocates instant death for un-uniformed combatants
Your ‘Do You Want the Terrorists to Win’ Score: 9%
Congratulations, Patriot! Wave your flag proudly, stand tall, and bask in the glory of George Bush’s America. The terrorists will never win so long as there is a sufficient number of people like you out there. Never question, never doubt. You are on the right side. America’s side. God’s side. Rush Limbaugh has told you so. Rah rah, go Bush!!
Posted by hollingshead on 2007 02 20 at 03:01 PM • permalink
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Congratulations, Patriot! Wave your flag proudly, stand tall, and bask in the glory of George Bush’s America. The terrorists will never win so long as there is a sufficient number of people like you out there. Never question, never doubt. You are on the right side. America’s side.
Heh heh heh. First round knockout. Beat that!