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Last updated on July 23rd, 2017 at 08:12 am

Come to think of it, Superman really is a dick.

Posted by Tim B. on 07/01/2005 at 12:25 AM
    1. The Pat Boone cartoon on this page looks a little bit like sports guru Matthew White.

      Posted by Jessica on 2005 07 01 at 01:41 AM • permalink


    1. Boy, good thing I checked that link before I posted the one I was going to.  This being a respectable high class board and all…

      Posted by richard mcenroe on 2005 07 01 at 01:49 AM • permalink


    1. Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, yet he’s not in the WWF or a run-on wide reciever for the Forty-Niners, making more dough than Michael Moore’s donut providore.
      What a dick.

      Posted by Habib on 2005 07 01 at 02:34 AM • permalink


    1. last time i hit those spyware protection icons i stuffed up the work computer or was it the smiley faces? golly gosh am i going to infect my computer by saying that name?

      Posted by gubbaboy on 2005 07 01 at 04:04 AM • permalink


    1. OK, I gotta ask, as I don’t want to lose surfing privileges here.  Is that link work safe?

      Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2005 07 01 at 04:40 AM • permalink


    1. TRJ its only a select few who can fool with kryptonite and live to tell the tail

      Maybe that should read “tale”

      Posted by rog2 on 2005 07 01 at 04:59 AM • permalink


    1. I didn’t see any swearing (other then dick), they’re all real comic covers and stuff so if it’s good enough for DC, it’s good enough for your job… mind you Supes does actually infer he’s going to rape Wonder Woman at one point.

      You’re a closet geek aren’t you Tim?

      Of note, no matter how much of a dick Supes is to Batman, Batman always wins in the end.

      Posted by Aging Gamer on 2005 07 01 at 05:06 AM • permalink


    1. Oh and the war propaganda is considered racist these days.

      Posted by Aging Gamer on 2005 07 01 at 05:07 AM • permalink


    1. Old joke :-

      If the answer is “Cock Robin”, what’s the question?

      “What’s that in my backside, Batman?”

      Posted by you bet on 2005 07 01 at 05:40 AM • permalink


    1. Got it, thanks.  No clickee here.

      Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2005 07 01 at 06:09 AM • permalink


    1. Batman, feh.  Just another spoiled rich kid throwing a tantrum cuz the world didn’t turn out the way he wanted it to…

      Posted by richard mcenroe on 2005 07 01 at 11:09 AM • permalink


    1. Thing about Bats is he does something about it.

      Posted by Aging Gamer on 2005 07 01 at 01:19 PM • permalink


    1. So Superman’s flying around the city, and he’s horny as hell. Lo and behold he looks down and sees Wonder Woman, completely nude, sunning herself up on the roof of the Justice League. I mean she is lying there naked and spread eagle. So Superman starts thinking, “Man… this is too easy. I could go down there, do a little fast pumping and be gone before she even sees me.” After all he is faster than a speeding bullet, right? Anyway, he swoops down, takes care of business so quick, you can’t even see him. Well… I tell ya. Wonder Woman looks up, surprised as hell and says “What the hell was that.” And the Invisible Man replies “I dunno know, but it sure hurt like hell.”

      Posted by joe bagadonuts on 2005 07 01 at 01:51 PM • permalink


    1. EEK!

      Posted by RebeccaH on 2005 07 01 at 04:03 PM • permalink


    1. Aging Gamer — So did bin Laden.  Give Batman a beard and what’s the dif?

      Posted by richard mcenroe on 2005 07 02 at 09:40 PM • permalink


    1. Bats tries to save people for the most part, he also has no interest in forcing Islamofacism down our throats by way of flying planes into buildings.

      Posted by Aging Gamer on 2005 07 02 at 11:49 PM • permalink


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