Kill those who insult collingwood

Last updated on May 20th, 2017 at 10:35 am

Faced with this sort of religious provocation, is it any wonder we seethe so?

(Via Richmond supporter Bryan, who is still furious over the 1983 conversion of Geoff Raines and David Cloke. How did those apostates Wally Lovett and John Annear work out, infidel?)

UPDATE. “Forget John Annear and Wally Lovett,” emails enraged Bryan. “Let me tell you the sad tale of a lump of Collingwood skirt steak called Ross Brewer. We waved the checkbook at that broken-down hack and what did we get?? Six games and six goals in two seasons.”

1. I follow a different worship.
   So will ask, what is this all about?

   Posted by stackja1945 on 2008 02 27 at 10:06 PM • permalink

1. You can tell that isn’t a Collingwood application form.

   It requires one to be able to read, answer questions and use a writing device.

   Posted by Razor on 2008 02 27 at 10:12 PM • permalink

1. Ulululululululu… Oh we’re from Tigerland! A fighting fury…

   Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2008 02 27 at 10:25 PM • permalink

1. This isn’t real? Can we be really sure?

   Ok Tim, time to put your money on the line. What’s your prediction for the Pies this year?

   Posted by Nic on 2008 02 27 at 10:51 PM • permalink

1. I think this is a clear case of photoshop.

   Clearly, this is a background vetting form for your 2020 thingy participants.

   You don’t want to kill all those people mate.
   In so doing you would probably raise your per capita consumption rates and that would be bad form indeed.

   Posted by yojimbo on 2008 02 27 at 11:06 PM • permalink

1. “Seeth”?  Is that like, ye olde English?

   Posted by anthony_r on 2008 02 27 at 11:16 PM • permalink

1. seethe?

   you still doing the whoopeee drugs?

   No, Tim knows what he’s doing.

   I think.

   Posted by kae on 2008 02 27 at 11:48 PM • permalink

1. As the book title said, KILL FOR COLLINGWOOD.

   Posted by scooper on 2008 02 28 at 12:00 AM • permalink

1. #8: Whoops, I forgot to click the “seeth” link, you already remembered
   out the recent KILL FOR COLLINGWOOD picture.

   I’ll slink away for a while now.

   Posted by scooper on 2008 02 28 at 12:03 AM • permalink

1. I still reckon it’s seethe.

   Those of the Religion of Perpetual Indignation are always seething about something.

   Posted by kae on 2008 02 28 at 12:08 AM • permalink

1. The “RPI” have official Seethe Brigades, don’t you know. Islamic Rage Boy must be a freakin’ Commander by now.

   Collingwood supporters have some catching up to do, I’d say.

   Posted by Spiny Norman on 2008 02 28 at 12:20 AM • permalink

1. Hey you lot! Stop with the knock Collingwood rants will ya!

   BTW not all Magpie supporters are dipsticks.
   I’m a Magpie lover,I come from a long line of Magpie supporters, and I’m also a clever little bugger, so there!

   The ‘Pies will be in the finals again in 2008 – can’t say the same for Richmond, and Carlton would be pretty long shots, even with the Juddernaut in their side. Middle of the road at best for the Blues this season.
   GOCF!!!!!

   Posted by jorjac on 2008 02 28 at 01:15 AM • permalink

1. #12, I think the Blues will finish close to the 8

   Posted by Nic on 2008 02 28 at 01:32 AM • permalink

1. Well its definitely not an Eagles Membership form.

   Based on last years membership turnover, the waiting list is down to 11 years.

   Posted by The_Wizard_of_WOZ on 2008 02 28 at 02:27 AM • permalink

1. I hope Judd’s groin is too sore for his little shrew to rub it.

   Ungrateful so and so. . .

   Posted by Razor on 2008 02 28 at 02:27 AM • permalink

1. It’s the Blues‘ year. Bet on it!

   /Hopeful Supporter

   Posted by Ash_ on 2008 02 28 at 03:11 AM • permalink

1. I live in Queensland. Does that mean the Bears are my team? The Burleigh Bears ie.

   Posted by mehaul on 2008 02 28 at 03:29 AM • permalink

1. Tim, I can forgive just about anything, but Collingwood and Eagles supporters are just not forgivable.  I have a lot of Collingwood jokes, but some of them are quite, how shall we say, blue.

   Posted by Cashew on 2008 02 28 at 03:36 AM • permalink

1. If Tim turned the book around to face the camera, you’d see that each page is full of lovely pictures along the lines of nip and fluff.

   Posted by mr creosote on 2008 02 28 at 07:25 AM • permalink

1. We’ve got our root causes, right there. Prepare to die, infidels!

   Posted by JAFA on 2008 02 29 at 03:04 AM • permalink