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Maintain Kevni vigilance here.

Posted by Tim B. on 05/18/2007 at 12:02 PM
    1. Well, if no one else is going to maintain Rudd vigilance, I guess it’s up to me.

      Kevin Rudd puts Australia in solid with Tibet.

      Posted by paco on 2007 05 18 at 05:02 PM • permalink


    1. I’ll play.

      According to The Australian KRudd’s top staff are employed under AWAs.  HERE

      Posted by Kami on 2007 05 18 at 05:09 PM • permalink


    1. Proof that Kevin Rudd is at Dick Cheney’s beck and call! (“First thing, Kev: quit cutting your hair with a steak knife”).

      Posted by paco on 2007 05 18 at 05:12 PM • permalink


    1. In the middle of a campaign speech, Kevin Rudd suddenly begins to yodel; locks up Swiss-immigrant vote.

      Posted by paco on 2007 05 18 at 05:20 PM • permalink


    1. What have our overlords been slipping into Kevni’s latte?

      According to another report KRudd will send out gunboats to protect the whales.

      My question is who is protecting the polar bears?


      Posted by Kami on 2007 05 18 at 05:26 PM • permalink


    1. Crikey! Mate, yours must be the size of coconuts!

      Posted by paco on 2007 05 18 at 05:26 PM • permalink


    1. Audience response to the punchline of one of Kevin Rudd’s jokes.

      Posted by paco on 2007 05 18 at 05:37 PM • permalink


    1. Pictorial representation of Kevin Rudd’s world view.

      Posted by paco on 2007 05 18 at 05:53 PM • permalink


    1. Kevin started his election campaign ads last night on regional station NBN, full of motherhood statements and low on detail. The doctors wives are going to love them. Unfortunately, I had to give up watching Terminator 3 cos every ad break was so gag worthy.

      — Nick

      Posted by The Thin Man Returns on 2007 05 18 at 06:28 PM • permalink


    1. #5 Kami, I will have you know our Navy is ever vigilant for Auzzie gunships.

      Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 05 18 at 07:06 PM • permalink


    1. #9
      I saw them too, Nick.
      Moonface Mk II.
      Mister Sincerity.


      Posted by kae on 2007 05 18 at 07:25 PM • permalink


    1. iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

      pray for Kevni.

      Posted by 1.618 on 2007 05 18 at 08:26 PM • permalink


    1. Overheard on the radio this morning that Kevni’s going to clamp down on political advertising abuse. I hope that includes clamping down on Labor Party ads run and financed by the unions…

      Posted by AlburyShifton on 2007 05 18 at 08:38 PM • permalink


    1. Rudd says Labor has pledged to end the abuse of taxpayer-funded government advertising if it gains power.

      No more ALP advertising on ABC news programs or Fairfax front pages? Of course we trust them, do we not?

      Posted by stackja1945 on 2007 05 18 at 09:11 PM • permalink


    1. Kevni will do a Beattie if elected and instruct that only he is to front the media on all topics across all portfolios.

      Like Beattie he will understand that the public voted for him and not the party. Puffery over substance.

      And like Beattie he will appreciate that allowing his lame duck colleagues in front of a camera can do serious damage.

      Posted by Macosghair on 2007 05 18 at 09:15 PM • permalink


    1. #13

      Overheard on the radio this morning that Kevni’s going to clamp down on political advertising abuse.

      Yippee! Rudd is going to close down the ABC? He’s not? But you said he said he was going to clamp down on political advertising abuse.

      Posted by Contrail on 2007 05 18 at 09:17 PM • permalink


    1. #14

      No more ALP advertising on ABC news programs or Fairfax front pages? Of course we trust them, do we not?

      We do not.

      Posted by kae on 2007 05 18 at 09:18 PM • permalink


    1. Something about Rudd concerns me – he says that our economic goodness is entirely to do with the mining boom, and yet his IR policy seems dedicated to undermining the productivity that has allowed the boom to occur (and continue).

      So it would seem he is either committing himself to ending the economic boom, or he does not truly believe that mining is the reason for the boom.

      Posted by Ian Deans on 2007 05 18 at 09:24 PM • permalink


    1. Oh, FFS.

      Al Grassby in bronze.

      Posted by kae on 2007 05 18 at 10:05 PM • permalink


    1. We should do this here.

      Reckon Kevni would make the list?

      Posted by Pogria on 2007 05 18 at 10:10 PM • permalink




      Posted by paco on 2007 05 18 at 10:32 PM • permalink


    1. #19, Agree with your sentiments.  Unfortunately, my taxes are funding this folly as we are residents of this fine country’s capital city.

      Posted by Kami on 2007 05 18 at 10:35 PM • permalink




      Posted by paco on 2007 05 18 at 11:01 PM • permalink


    1. When Kevni went to a meeting with the mining companies last week, I noticed he had some interesting reading material in his hand – The Spectator.

      Now what is the leader of the Labor party doing reading a magazine devoted to conservative politics?


      Posted by mr creosote on 2007 05 19 at 05:00 AM • permalink


    1. Paco, Rudd would not ever meet with the Dalai Lama; his masters in Beijing would never approve!

      Posted by AlburyShifton on 2007 05 19 at 07:16 AM • permalink


    1. Kevin and Peter having a tiff about council mergers in Queensland. Beattie has threatened to merge local councils against their will. A poll taken says the issue could affect up to seven federal seats.,23599,21753018-1702,00.html

      Posted by cjblair on 2007 05 19 at 07:46 AM • permalink


    1. Hmm. Kev’s new fillum.

      Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2007 05 19 at 09:22 AM • permalink


    1. Also, Herr Rudd is a vampire and has a myspace page dedicated to him.

      Be afraid…..

      Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2007 05 19 at 09:32 AM • permalink


    1. That Wikipedia page (’Vampire’ link at #28) is a ripper!

      Screenshot taken, because I don’t reckon it will last long once the luvvies see it.

      Love your work, anonymous author.

      Posted by Pedro the Ignorant on 2007 05 19 at 11:29 PM • permalink


    1. ’But Mr Rudd today said measures taken by the Howard Government over the years to stop the inhumane slaughter of whales had not worked and it was time to “step it up a bit”.

      “We propose this as a new, fresh course of action in the future,” he told reporters in Brisbane. “There’s been so many resolutions passed by the International Whaling Commission (IWC) in recent years expressing its outrage over Japan’s so-called scientific whaling approach.

      “Obviously that approach of international pressure through the IWC has not worked. We need to look at a new approach.”

      So sending military force to prevent whales being turned into sashimi is good. Sending military force into a country that threatened the regional political balance constantly and where a majority of the population lived in constant fear for their lives is bad.

      Wonder how the ALP sees the Sudan under this flawed prism. Are there any endangered whales/penguins/polar bears there?

      Posted by CB on 2007 05 20 at 03:35 AM • permalink


    1. #30
      Westralian linky

      Posted by kae on 2007 05 20 at 03:58 AM • permalink


    1. CB—First you have to the ALP that A) Muslims exist and B) are mammals….

      Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 05 20 at 06:08 PM • permalink


    1. Kevni’s got the right idea, wrong target- if you’re going to get into the piracy on the high seas game, why waste diesel on nip ships full of stinky whale blubber? Let’s board and sieze car carriers full of Ferraris and Porsches, boxships with containers full of top shelf booze, plasma teevs and stogies, and bulk carriers loaded with whatever we don’t grow or mine- fuck the whales, they’re big and ugly enough to fend for themselves. Let’s face it, we’re an international pariah state for our failure to sign Kyoto and our shameful treatment of David Hicks, so we might as well turn it into a good earner. I’m up for a Sir Frank Drake gig, and I reckon the name “HMAS Platinum Bum” on an FFG’s got a nice ring to it.

      Posted by Habib on 2007 05 20 at 10:46 PM • permalink


    1. ABC = ALP Broadcasting Central

      Posted by egg_ on 2007 05 21 at 06:26 PM • permalink


    1. Fran Kelly, Student Activist, on RN Tuesday: While reporting that Little Modern Kevni is thinking of canning his policy to re-instate compulsory union fees for students, adds her gratuitous opinion [before any discussion] ‘I think that’s a bad idea.’

      Fran ties up her Green Left audience loyalty, at the expense of any remaining ABC credibility.

      Meanwhile, Fat Phil investigates Auntie Thomasina Condoleeza Rice with his famous objectivity.
      Is she really Brown Rice, or the White non-nutritious type?

      Posted by Barrie on 2007 05 21 at 06:40 PM • permalink


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