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Take a look at these female Iranian rugby players. More precisely, look at the ball they are using.
It’s an Australian infidel ball! Promoting a brand of evil Australian rum! And displaying the forbidden image of an undrowned polar bear!
(Via sharp-eyed reader Nicholas C.)
UPDATE. Geoff seeks out root causes:
Bundy rum was first mixed with Coca Cola by US servicemen stationed in Queensland during WWII (confirming the locals’ worst suspicions about Americans and triggering riots in Brisbane) and this is now the principle way the beverage is drunk everywhere. The Anglo/American corporate conspiracy was of course reinforced by the Seagrams merger. So now we have this vast trans-Atlantic polluting, ozone-layer raping, global warming, ocean raising, bear drowning behemoth sponsoring both the Wallabies and Iranian women’s rugby.
And the emblem that is used to put a happy face on the iron grip around the throats of both Australian and Iranian sport? The polar bear. The first casualty of corporate greed. As cynical as it gets.
- Is the Bundy Bear haram?Posted by Quentin George on 2006 06 26 at 01:11 AM • permalink
- Nuts.Posted by closeapproximation on 2006 06 26 at 01:42 AM • permalink
- Considering how poorly the Queensland Reds played this season, perhaps the coach is scouting for fresh talent.
—Nora
Posted by The Thin Man Returns on 2006 06 26 at 01:57 AM • permalink
- Unlike other female teams, their forwards could use the tried and true tactic of putting the opposing front row off their gme by not shaving for a few days, so that when they pack down they can rub their abrasive bristles against their cheeks.
It’s like sticking your head against a running belt sander.
Wonder what songs they indulge in after a match? “The Hairs Of Her Dicky-Di-Do” would be haram (if accurate); perhaps something more locally relevant, like “The blinding Cramps And Toxaema Of My Clitorectomy Bring Me To My Knees”.
I’d also hazard a guess there’d not be a lot of takers for the No.2 jersey either- you’d be lucky to survive the run-on announcements- “and at hooker is Fatima al Bazhooo……oops, she’s been stoned to death by the referee/imam; I sure hope the Tehran Tigers have a full bench today….”
- I would love to see what their cheerleaders look like. It would be impossible to get any more clothed than what the players are.Posted by The Best Infidel on 2006 06 26 at 02:06 AM • permalink
- Are the practicing pass the infidel’s head?Posted by perfectsense on 2006 06 26 at 02:08 AM • permalink
- or the story of “An Iranian woman golf player hits the ball at Enqelab Sports Club, northern Tehran, on April 19, 2006”
@ http://weekbyweek7.blogspot.com/2006/04/iranian-woman-golf-player-hits-ball-at.html
Posted by WeekByWeek on 2006 06 26 at 02:55 AM • permalink
- Hey well spotted!
Let’s get to the root causes of this.
Right. The venerable Queensland company, Bundaberg Distilling Co., was taken over by Tate and Lyle in the nineties and ultimately Diageo which is the corporate successor to the (very) hostile acquisition of United Distillers by Guinness in the eighties. Guinness ceased to be Irish and became British in the process. At some stage they picked up North American giant, Seagrams, as well. The corporate ancestor of this vast British octopus is Distillers Company, best known for Scotch label
Johnnie Walker and pregnancy drug, Thalidomide [Sinister hey?]
Now the plot thickens. Bundy rum was first mixed with Coca Cola by US servicemen stationed in Queensland during WWII (confirming the locals’ worst suspicions about Americans and triggering riots in Brisbane)and this is now the principal way the beverage is drunk everywhere. The Anglo/American corporate conspiracy was of course reinforced by the Seagrams merger. So now we have this vast trans-Atlantic polluting, ozone-layer raping, global warming, ocean raising, bear drowning behemoth sponsoring both the Wallabies and Iranian women’s rugby.
And the emblem that is used to put a happy face on the iron grip around the throats of both Australian and Iranian sport? The polar bear. The first casualty of corporate greed. As cynical as it gets.
And as clear a signal as you will ever get of where the bears will end up if the depraved capitalists have their way. The deserts of Iran and Australia. This is called “conditioning the locals” in corporate-speak.
Oh when will the wilfully blind open their eyes and see what is going on in front of their noses? What more proof do they need?
- Well, at least the girls are allowed to play sports – unlike Pakistan where women who want to take part in sport activities are constantly harrassed by Islamic hardliners.
But here’s an idea for entrepreneurs for culturally sensitive sportswear
- Wendell Sailor should be kept out of this.
He hasn’t finished his last course of antibiotics.
His doctor was told him quite bluntly that it will fall off next time if he catches another load of clap.These girls are the real thing.
Rugby!!!!!
Hey! It’s not soccer. The Italians will shortly be screaming and crying like girls (wusses or sphagetti bols), but these femmes want to play rough.
It’s maul or be mauled, stomp on or be stomped on.
The male version is Brute V Brute.Personally I wouldn’t be caught dead at the bottom of an unregulated pack – that’s over 1000 kgs thumping on you trying to put your lights out.
Et tu Brute!
Rugby is not pretty and cauliflower ears provide their meal of greens for vitamins.
Girls who play rugby are always a worry. They’re the ones who can elbow a male in the gut when he least expects it, then kick him in the balls for good measure.
Do you really think these “ladies” are an exception- especially since they double as Iranian stormtroopers in their spare time and are quite comfortable with Kalis on their armpits.
- Some songs for the fans of Iranian rugby:
“You’re Shiite and you know it…”
“Get ya face out for the lads…”
Posted by Effing & Blinding on 2006 06 26 at 05:30 AM • permalink
- I think this is really a training exercise in carrying a bomb through a group of Israeli policemen to a designated pizzaria.
Splendid take, Habib. Do you have your own blog, or write longer pieces for magazines or newspapers, by any chance? Your stuff is so funny it really ought to have a wider audience.
- #22
Yes they used to be made with Pigskin, and originally they used to use a Pigs Stomach.
we used to call the ball “the pig”
Posted by knuckleheadwatch on 2006 06 26 at 09:58 PM • permalink
- Tim, if you can’t afford to pay the rent you could apply for this position.
Male dance instructors for our Bayside, City and Knox studios
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We are looking for someone with:
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*Exceptional presentation and communication skill;
*Enthusiasm and a love of working with people.This is the JOB for you Tim blair
And it’s in Melbourne! This could pay for our wedding … giggles
- 21 Thinxas Bob
Think of the rampant lust generated by all of that female gappling, heaving breathing, grunting and exposed skin.
I’m thinking! I swear I’m thinking!! Thinking my ass off, over here, me! Stop interrupting! Don’t you have something to do somewhere else? Hey!
Posted by Huck Foley on 2006 06 27 at 11:33 PM • permalink
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