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Last updated on August 8th, 2017 at 02:57 pm

The Prime Minister gets into the Christmas spirit. Audio here.

Posted by Tim B. on 12/26/2006 at 12:52 AM
    1. As he said goodbye to Zemanek, Mr Howard was gushing: “Look after yourself, we’re thinking of you, rooting for you,” he said.

      Now wait just a cotton-pickin’ minute… I thought you Aussies established for us seppo readers that “root” meant something entirely different in Oz.

      This just strengthens my suspicion that you guys are making it up as you go along. “Taking the piss”, I think you call it. Although you probably just cooked that one up, too.

      Posted by Dave S. on 2006 12 26 at 12:58 AM • permalink

 

    1. #1, Dave S.

      Maybe they are “rooting” for him. The Aussies have the same issue with low birth rates as the rest of the anglosphere, after all.

      This may be the beginning of the “Make a Baby for Zemanek” campaign.

      Posted by Grimmy on 2006 12 26 at 01:40 AM • permalink

 

    1. There would be very Australians that have not had “a few” drinks over the last week or so.

      Good to see John Howard is just like the rest of us!

      Stan Zemanek conducted a good interview with the PM, especially considering Stan’s brain cancer.

      Posted by Dave Wane on 2006 12 26 at 02:07 AM • permalink

 

    1. #3 Dave: I have had the pleasure of meeting the man, at a reception after coming home from overseas, and he had a glass of beer in his hand then. I may not always agree with him, but he comes across as a genuine bloke, who actually cares when he sends soldiers overseas. One of my mates has a photo of himself and Johnny Howard on his mantle piece. Sorry all of the Left Leaning, but the troops love the bloke. 🙂

      Posted by 185600 on 2006 12 26 at 02:17 AM • permalink

 

    1. He only said “we’re rooting for you”. He didn’t say “Jeanette and I are rooting for you”…

      Posted by Dan Lewis on 2006 12 26 at 02:33 AM • permalink

 

    1. #5 Dave: Exactly, but the rest of us are, of course trying too, as often as possible. 6 more days and I get on that plane. Wish it was 6 weeks. 🙂

      Posted by 185600 on 2006 12 26 at 02:37 AM • permalink

 

    1. Geez but there are a lot of Daves on this blog, 🙂

      Posted by 185600 on 2006 12 26 at 02:40 AM • permalink

 

    1. Can you imagine Kruddy with a couple of Ben Eans under his belt getting on the blower and not launching into some stultifying lecture?

      Posted by lotocoti on 2006 12 26 at 03:15 AM • permalink

 

    1. Can anyone imagine Tony Blair getting on the dog’n’bone and telling a DJ that he’s been on the gas? Not bloody likely. In fact, I can’t even picture the Swat Womble talking about anyone but himself, let alone what plonk he’s been hitting.

      Posted by CB on 2006 12 26 at 03:16 AM • permalink

 

    1. Dude, great minds. Beat me by a minute. Curses.

      Posted by CB on 2006 12 26 at 03:17 AM • permalink

 

    1. A tanked Latho would have rocked 2UE’s roof and threatened to punch out Zemanek.

      Posted by C.L. on 2006 12 26 at 03:23 AM • permalink

 

    1. #8
      The “We’re Pissed Again” tour?
      I am not a schocialistch, I tell ya!

      Posted by egg_ on 2006 12 26 at 03:29 AM • permalink

 

    1. I still find it hard to imagine Kruddy actually having a beer, but if he does I bet he becomes ‘KillerWomble’, capable of beating up, well something, surely?

      Posted by 185600 on 2006 12 26 at 03:37 AM • permalink

 

    1. Reminds me of this shot of John Howard and Wallaby fans….he looked pretty happy and in his element. With John Howard, what you see is what you get.

      Posted by Srekwah on 2006 12 26 at 03:53 AM • permalink

 

    1. #13
      Ditto
      Pinko Ale, perhaps?
      I am not a socialist … Champagne Socialist, perhaps, on the hustings of the Chardonnay set.

      Posted by egg_ on 2006 12 26 at 03:57 AM • permalink

 

    1. #13.
      Probably sits under the house amongst the stumps attacking ant lion traps, complete with Battle of the Bulge sound effects.

      Posted by lotocoti on 2006 12 26 at 04:04 AM • permalink

 

    1. #15 Egg:
      My thoughts exactly. Doesn’t look like he’d cry if the brewers went on strike, does he?
      #16 Lotocoti:
      That would be Kruddy, KillerWomble of Action, although he wouldn’t use Battle of the Bulge sound effects, probably too close to reality. He strikes me as a man who listens to the 1812 Overture right up to the bit when the cannons kick in.
      Then he hides under the bed. Yep, I really want him as a leader in time of war, ol’ KillerWomble.

      Posted by 185600 on 2006 12 26 at 04:21 AM • permalink

 

    1. Krudd at the WACA – ‘Given a beer, Rudd sipped it decorously, and when urged to “skol it”, handed it back.’ (the australian 18/12/06)

      an aussie pm?- i think not

      Posted by eeniemeenie on 2006 12 26 at 04:45 AM • permalink

 

    1. Thinking of Stan Zemanek and rooting are two incompatible activities.  Even worse if an image of Jeannie Little intrudes…

      Posted by anthony_r on 2006 12 26 at 05:03 AM • permalink

 

    1. I expect Krudd to give a dozen press conferences tomorrow about how he’s a strict teetotaler.

      Posted by Ian Deans on 2006 12 26 at 05:55 AM • permalink

 

    1. Even worse if an image of Jeannie Little intrudes…

      Carlotta’s not an attractive prospect either rootwise.

      hawkey could get away with the teetotal thing because of his lush history- including that guinness yardglass record

      kevvie ,on the other hand, looks like a half pot screamer

      Posted by eeniemeenie on 2006 12 26 at 06:22 AM • permalink

 

    1. #21 Eeniemeenie: More like a half – pint screamer.

      Posted by 185600 on 2006 12 26 at 06:27 AM • permalink

 

    1. It will be a sad and un-Australian day when anyone feels too intimidated to say they’ve had a few Christmas drinks.
      It is a tradition to invite friends over for drinks in the lead up to the festive season. On the big day it is usually just family and close friends, but this will vary from one household to another. If you aren’t Baptists or some other teetotal group (not that there’s anything wrong with that – I attended a teetotal Baptist Church on Christmas Day, then went home and had some bubbly with lunch) there will be at least a few beers or wines involved.
      Christ himself offered wine from time to time.

      Posted by blogstrop on 2006 12 26 at 06:28 AM • permalink

 

    1. #6 185600

      #5 Dave: Exactly

      Err… Dan. That was my comment at #5.

      Have you been drinking?

      Posted by Dan Lewis on 2006 12 26 at 06:36 AM • permalink

 

    1. Kruddy would probably be a BBQ-stopper … bottle-stopper and door-stopper, all rolled into one.

      … fashioned after a gnome doorstop.

      Posted by egg_ on 2006 12 26 at 06:52 AM • permalink

 

    1. History will look kindly on JWH, not the least because he had the guts to conduct a live radio interview with a couple of beers under his belt.

      The wowsers will be “tut-tutting” furiously, but Joe Public will be tickled pink.
      2007 is looking better all the time.

      John Gorton had this knack of being “one of the boys” and a gentleman to boot.

      Posted by Pedro the Ignorant on 2006 12 26 at 07:24 AM • permalink

 

    1. #24 Dan: My most humble apologies, after a while all you guys with names starting with D start to look the same, 🙂
      And yes, but not enough to blame my mistake on it.
      Sorry mate. 🙂

      Posted by 185600 on 2006 12 26 at 07:26 AM • permalink

 

    1. Howard has steerd Australia through a non-stop series of international crises with exceptional ability. If anyone deserves a drink this Christmas, he does. And let the rest of us sincerely thank God that we have such an exceptionally able and decent leader!!!

      Posted by McAnzac on 2006 12 26 at 07:54 AM • permalink

 

    1. I expect Krudd to give a dozen press conferences tomorrow about how he’s a strict teetotaler.

      He sure ain’t gonna get up and say he is a tree totaller – that would piss the greens off no end.  (Not to mention the singing baldy).

      Posted by surfmaster on 2006 12 26 at 07:59 AM • permalink

 

    1. If John Winston Howard has had a drink, good on him!

      Since taking office he had steered Australia through an apparently non-stop series of internatiinal crises with extra-ordinary ablitiy.

      Let us thank God that we have a Prime Minister of his character, ability, and decency!

      Posted by McAnzac on 2006 12 26 at 08:03 AM • permalink

 

    1. ‘If John Winston Howard has had a drink, good on him!

      something that really pisses me off is when leftards sneeringly say John Winston Howard- as if the allusion to Churchill is damning

      I’m yet to hear any leftard refer to John Winston Lennon in this way

      Posted by eeniemeenie on 2006 12 26 at 08:12 AM • permalink

 

    1. The Prime Minister has once again shown firm and decisive leadership by hitting the piss this Christmas.

      As a patriotic Australian, I’m following in his lead and am enjoying a Coopers Lager. Which will be shortly followed by another Coopers Lager. It is quite possible that this will be a continuing series.

      Meanwhile, Shane Warne’s skittling the Poms, and all is well with the world.

      Seasons Greetings to Tim and Andrea and everyone.

      Posted by Scott W on 2006 12 26 at 08:52 AM • permalink

 

    1. #4: Sorry all of the Left Leaning, but the troops love the bloke.

      Soldiers tend to know the difference between the good guys and the bad guys, God bless ‘em.

      Good luck to you, 185600. Are you able to say where you’re going? Maybe you already have and I missed it.

      Posted by paco on 2006 12 26 at 09:10 AM • permalink

 

    1. O/T
      7.2 Earthquake – Taiwan.
      USGS

      (hat tip Free Republic)

      commenter there said tsunami expected in Philippines.

      Posted by Grimmy on 2006 12 26 at 09:12 AM • permalink

 

    1. Good on John Howard being human … I’ve had a “few” VBs Scott after a Boxing Day BBQ … I won’t be following your lead, even if you are 30 minutes in front of me … time to hit the sack … Dave S. … how did your Constantinople cocktail bash go?

      Posted by Stevo on 2006 12 26 at 09:13 AM • permalink

 

    1. 185600,
      I do not think you were referring to me.

      However I have met John Howard…but have never met Stan Zemanek.

      I like them both desite never actually meeting Stan!

      As someone said…maybe too many “daves”…although mine is my real(full) name!!

      Posted by Dave Wane on 2006 12 26 at 09:14 AM • permalink

 

    1. FNC News Flash.

      Japanese sources say estimated 3 foot tsunami headed for Philippines.

      Posted by Grimmy on 2006 12 26 at 09:16 AM • permalink

 

    1. Taiwan – aftershocks – 6.4 reported.

      Posted by Grimmy on 2006 12 26 at 09:21 AM • permalink

 

    1. #33 Paco, sorry I can’t tell you where, but it’s about 6 days until I fly out, I saw the photo of young Paco Jr, and you should be proud, mate. At the moment I’m getting geared up to go, saying goodbye to a lot of people, and just getting ready mentally. It takes a lot from those we love when we leave, so it’s best to spoil them, Dirty Harriet has gotten a certain something, and said yes, so I am a happy little fella at the moment. 🙂
      Still, although I wish I had a little more time before I go, there is a guy I’m replacing who didn’t get Christmas with his family, and who deserves to come home to them.
      I will definitely let you guys know when I go, and if I get the chance, I would love to read more of Detective Paco’s adventures.
      All the best to you and yours mate, especially young Master Paco, Marine in the making. 🙂

      Posted by 185600 on 2006 12 26 at 09:25 AM • permalink

 

    1. #39, 185600:

      She said yes? Are congrats in order?

      Posted by Grimmy on 2006 12 26 at 09:27 AM • permalink

 

    1. #40 Grimmy, Mate, why do you think I am sitting here drinking bear with my dad with the biggest ever sh*t eating grin on my face? Yes mate, and I didn’t even have to wine and dine her, just a walk on the beach. Mate, I am the luckiest b*stard alive, and I know it. I also know that she will make my life hell if I screw up. 🙂
      At least she liked the ring.

      Posted by 185600 on 2006 12 26 at 09:39 AM • permalink

 

    1. Um, that should have been ‘beer’, but f*ck it, I’ll puree a bear if I have too. 🙂

      Posted by 185600 on 2006 12 26 at 09:40 AM • permalink

 

    1. At least she liked the ring.

      That is important. At least you dont have to worry about getting beat over the head for the next 20 or 100 years with “and you got me a crappy engagement ring, too!” at the end of every arguement.

      Posted by Grimmy on 2006 12 26 at 09:40 AM • permalink

 

    1. Oh and Congratulations!

      Posted by Grimmy on 2006 12 26 at 09:41 AM • permalink

 

    1. Thanks mate, we went for a walk, and I just told her how I felt, got on one knee, she said yes, and then I just felt like running up the beach yelling (I didn’t though). I say her name every time I jump, when I go out the door, and think of her every time I see tracer. Weird isn’t it?
      I just want to tell the world about her, smart, brave, beautiful, and still silly enough to want to marry me. 🙂

      Posted by 185600 on 2006 12 26 at 09:50 AM • permalink

 

    1. #39: Thank you, 185600, for your kind thoughts. We’ll light a candle for you. Detective Paco will probably be making another appearance soon.

      Posted by paco on 2006 12 26 at 09:56 AM • permalink

 

    1. #46 Paco: as the brand new fiance of a long cool brunette, I would appreciate it, and any chance I get to be on the internet I will look for the crimefighting detective wearing a blond and a fedora, mate. 🙂

      Posted by 185600 on 2006 12 26 at 10:00 AM • permalink

 

    1. FNC – Saddam lost his final appeal. Official word from Bagdad within the hour. According to rules must be executed within 30 says. (says talking head on tv)

      Posted by Grimmy on 2006 12 26 at 10:01 AM • permalink

 

    1. within 30 says should read within 30 days, of course.

      It was a test, really. Honest.

      Posted by Grimmy on 2006 12 26 at 10:02 AM • permalink

 

    1. Sorry to be O/T so much but interesting news all over the place.
      1000 Islamists dead in Somali offensive

      And FNC says F2 tornado (winds equivalent to class 3 hurrican) in Datona Florida, weather system possible to produce more. No loss of life reported.

      Posted by Grimmy on 2006 12 26 at 10:09 AM • permalink

 

    1. Glad I linked to source, since I got the country wrong lol. That should be Ethiopian offensive.

      Now News Break on possible uranium mine explosion in Colorado.

      Posted by Grimmy on 2006 12 26 at 10:11 AM • permalink

 

    1. #50: Sorry to be O/T so much but interesting news all over the place.

      You’re certainly right about that.

      Posted by paco on 2006 12 26 at 10:14 AM • permalink

 

    1. #52, paco:

      Yeah, aint that a nice Christmas present?

      Posted by Grimmy on 2006 12 26 at 10:16 AM • permalink

 

    1. I hope like hell we are supporting the Ethiopians any way we can, they are fighting our fight, and deserve the support. I had a Sergeant when I was a young digger who fought in Somalia, and he always said, we shouldn’t be here, we should be training the Ethiopians to do this job. Guess he was right.
      Us SNCOs are rarely wrong, of course, that’s why no-one lets us run wars, sure, they’d be messy, but by God they’d be won.

      Posted by 185600 on 2006 12 26 at 10:25 AM • permalink

 

    1. #31 very good point

      Posted by KK on 2006 12 26 at 10:25 AM • permalink

 

    1. There’s been a steady presence of size and force on or about the “horn of Africa” since before we went into Iraq, iirc.

      Just because the MSM aint squawlin about it, dont mean it aint happening.

      Posted by Grimmy on 2006 12 26 at 10:30 AM • permalink

 

    1. Combined Joint Task Force – Horn of Africa

      That’s not up to date but gives some idea of what’s been going on. I have no clue what’s there now or what strenght.

      Posted by Grimmy on 2006 12 26 at 10:34 AM • permalink

 

    1. Japanese sources say estimated 3 foot tsunami headed for Philippines.

      Somebody better warn Adele Horin to stay away from the Philippines.

      Posted by ErnieG on 2006 12 26 at 11:54 AM • permalink

 

    1. In the spirit of the season and with a Yay for our team! kinda way:

      Senior Taliban Military Commander Dead In Airstrike – Dec 23

      This Boxing Day thing is turning out to be kinda cool. Btw, does Boxing Day mean you punch people? Or is it about stacking boxes or something?

      Posted by Grimmy on 2006 12 26 at 12:02 PM • permalink

 

    1. #59 Grimmy: I always thought Boxing Day had something to do with pugilism, but apparently, the (many) possible explanations really do have something to do with mere boxes .

      Posted by paco on 2006 12 26 at 12:25 PM • permalink

 

    1. Well, whatever the reason for the name of the day, lots of stuff seems to happen.

      We should do this every year, dont you think?

      Posted by Grimmy on 2006 12 26 at 12:35 PM • permalink

 

    1. #61: Speaking of boxes, looks like this guy will be needing one soon. So, sometime toward the latter part of January, he’ll be observing the last day of the rest of his life. Good deal!

      Posted by paco on 2006 12 26 at 12:52 PM • permalink

 

    1. #61, paco:

      <nelson from the simpsons> HA! HA!

      Posted by Grimmy on 2006 12 26 at 12:55 PM • permalink

 

    1. Congratulations, and best wishes to Ms. Harriet, 185600!

      Posted by ushie on 2006 12 26 at 01:10 PM • permalink

 

    1. Gracious me, Grimmy, and paco, a lot does seem to be happening.  I plan on Nyquil later in order to deal with it all.  Or not to.

      Saddam should just be drug out behind the back and shot in the head a few dozen times, no advance warning, so I don’t have to hear the whining from Ramsey Clarke, Cindy What’shername, and assorted other pointless fleshbags.

      Posted by ushie on 2006 12 26 at 01:12 PM • permalink

 

    1. #65: Perhaps Ramsey Clarke will try to come between Saddam and the firing squad. A two-fer!

      Posted by paco on 2006 12 26 at 02:08 PM • permalink

 

    1. #65: Actually, Ushie, I believe Saddam is going to be hanged. And Paco Industries hopes to play an important role. We’ve bid on the priviledge of supplying the rope, and we’re ready to deliver, with the Protracted Aerial Cravat One-step, our sturdiest cable, made for the stiffest necks.

      Posted by paco on 2006 12 26 at 02:55 PM • permalink

 

    1. So this Aerial Cravat..when you say, “One-Step,” surely you don’t mean he won’t flap around like a fish on a hook for a while, do ya?

      Posted by ushie on 2006 12 26 at 04:16 PM • permalink

 

    1. Is that Saddam doing his best GQ pose?  I say don’t hang him, send him out in the middle of the soccer stadium and let the people have a go at him.

      Posted by jetson on 2006 12 26 at 04:51 PM • permalink

 

    1. #68: No, one-step just means that last one onto the trap door.

      Posted by paco on 2006 12 26 at 04:55 PM • permalink

 

    1. #37 Was that supposed to be 3 foot or 3 metre tsunami? I know we shouldn’t laugh at misfortune, but I nearly choked on my caffeine fix.

      Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2006 12 26 at 05:11 PM • permalink

 

    1. if paco industries are hanging saddam will they please get him to sign the rope every few inches like in ‘going postal’

      love to have that souvenir sitting alongside my little piece of the berlin wall

      Posted by eeniemeenie on 2006 12 26 at 05:14 PM • permalink

 

    1. Congrats to 185600 and Dirty Harriet, and all the best, guys.

      Good luck on the deployment, too.

      Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2006 12 26 at 05:14 PM • permalink

 

    1. 185 – Congratulations and best of luck to you both!!

      Posted by Ian Deans on 2006 12 26 at 06:23 PM • permalink

 

    1. #72 Eeniemeenie: Hmmm. Good idea. In fact, if they hang him from a giant crane, and we sell personalized rope segments . . . $100.00 per foot . . . say, 100 feet . . . Could be a real money maker!

      Posted by paco on 2006 12 26 at 07:11 PM • permalink

 

    1. Nononono, paco. Geez, I woulda thought a bigbrain like you would’ve figured it out.

      Gyrations with cranes not necessary. You cut the rope to hang him from a 1000’ spool, right? Well, the rest of the stuff on the spool is the same rope, right? So…

      And what’s this “foot” business? Two inches, max, mounted on a nice plaque with inscriptions in English and Arabic, $500.00—you’ll sell out.

      Regards,
      Ric

      Posted by Ric Locke on 2006 12 26 at 08:03 PM • permalink

 

    1. #76 Ladies and Gentlemen: I’d like to introduce the new head of our Finance Department, Ric Locke.

      Posted by paco on 2006 12 26 at 08:08 PM • permalink

 

    1. #71, Nilknarf:

      Not a clue, actually. But my limited understanding of the measuring of such things in transit seems to point to the probable “foot”.

      A 3 foot shock surge measured by deep sea bouy bobing or whatever could translate into a real bad day once it hit shallower waters.

      Posted by Grimmy on 2006 12 26 at 11:42 PM • permalink

 

    1. #73 Nilk, #74 Ian, Thank you I am a very lucky man, a fact of which I am reminded every possible day, whether I want to be or not. 🙂
      At the moment, I just can’t stop smiling, and I had better get out of that mindset soon. But for the life of me, I just can’t stop myself.
      You guys have a great year, Nilk, careful of Magilla, next thing you know she’ll be dating, Ian, make your own decisions about your future mate, but as I said, we need good men, and you just might be one.
      Thanks for your good wishes guys, really.

      Posted by 185600 on 2006 12 27 at 06:53 AM • permalink

 

    1. #64 Ushie: I didn’t mean to forget you in that as well mate, thank you very much. Dirty Harriet has no idea of who you guys are, but at the moment she is practicing for wifely duties by shouting incoherently at me.
      God I love that woman. 🙂

      Posted by 185600 on 2006 12 27 at 06:58 AM • permalink

 

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