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They don’t make ‘em like this any more:
Reader challenge: come up with poster lines for a wild drivin’ movie set in today’s pious Prius era.
How about Electric Boogaloo!!!!
Posted by Old Tanker on 2007 11 28 at 12:08 PM • permalink
- Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2007 11 28 at 12:23 PM • permalink
“Mean and Green” taking the highroad in low cut jeans. These liberal babes will leave you gasping for more! more CO2, that is…..
Posted by joe bagadonuts on 2007 11 28 at 12:35 PM • permalink
- Posted by G Hamid USA on 2007 11 28 at 12:40 PM • permalink
Electron-Driven Cars Race Vegetable-Oiled Diesels!
Organic Sauvignon Blanc-Besotted Babes Bare All!
Excuse me, I have to go take a cold shower now.
Posted by Harry Bergeron on 2007 11 28 at 12:43 PM • permalink
“Babes on Board”… Hot Prius action in the carpool lane!
“The Slow and The Frustrated”… The adventures of a latte-lovin’ metrosexual in the hotbeds of environmentalism!
“The Gummibear Rally”: Bored suburbanite takes the family on a cross-country race to save the polar bears!
“Mumble Road”: Disgusted cops vs. blissed-out celebrities melodrama.
They’ll drive their Prius til Kyoto can free us!
Their hybrids are driven on watts and gas, but their passions are driven by T&A
Troubled Teens! Stealing used vegetable oil from giant burger conglomorates to use making ‘underground’ biodiesel, they plunder for thunder out on Thunder road.
Plundered thunder out on thunder road! Burger grease for biodiesel helps them haul their load. Living, loving, laughing on burgers, beer and wurst The law, they swore they’d get ‘em but cholesterol got ‘em first.
- Prius Maxiumus
Zero to Sixty? Oh Hell Yes!Posted by CrankyNeocon on 2007 11 28 at 01:57 PM • permalink
I doubt I can top Paco, but here’s my attempt:
“His car wasn’t the only ‘hybrid’ he had . . . a wild amped-up ride in a hopped-up Prius . . . Albert Gore, Junior is GREEN AND SMOKIN’ (Rated R. No one under seventeen admitted without carbon offsets.)”
Source material here.
#14 RebeccaH “The Gummibear Rally”
How about Smokey and Al Gore III?
It’s got almost everything: money, cops, a scofflaw, breakneck driving in a 100+ MPH Prius, drugs. Okay, no barnyard babes since he was alone, but that’s the best I could come up with. Now if he was a Kennedy…
Posted by Bruce Rheinstein on 2007 11 28 at 02:03 PM • permalink
#16: The Shell Answer Man – enraged by the rumor about Kyoto Katie and Mr. Goodwrench that he had heard from his gay friend, Q Lube – crept up to the Cayenne and attempted to wipe the mist off the back windshield, only to find that the steam was coming from inside. He yanked open the door, and was shocked to find his rival giving Katie a deluxe tune-up.
“Ok, Mister”, he said through clenched teeth. “You’ve thrown your last rod!”
Photons Become Electrons Under the Influence of Gallium Arsenide!
See This Gender-Bending Story, Filmed On Location in Chardonnay-Swilling Sonoma County!
And, for the first time ever on film: Fully Synthetic Lubricants!
Posted by Harry Bergeron on 2007 11 28 at 02:31 PM • permalink
Sondra Smithwick’s First Annual Latte and Green Tea Prius Rod (my that’s arousing) Run.
First Entrant To Cross The Finish Line
RECEIVES…..
An Autographed Copy of the Panties I Wore The Day Prior to OUR GAIA Saving Rod (my that’s arousing) Run Event
So Let’s Get Moving All You Cold Bitches and Metrosexual Men…
…..Rev Those Rods (my that’s arousing) Up
Yeah, I’ve that yojimbo; a most excellent ad (and for good order’s sake I am one of the few in my family not to have served in the USMC; sister, brother, father, brother-in-law and many others have all served most honorably).
Posted by Mr. Bingley on 2007 11 28 at 03:09 PM • permalink
Prius meets Priapus! Biodiesel meets bodaciousness! Conscience meets concupiscence!
Posted by Paul Zrimsek on 2007 11 28 at 03:18 PM • permalink
Look, I hate to pop everyone’s bubble, but it is vitally important that driving be regarded purely as a functional activity, a necessary evil, hopefully to be phased out altogether. Prius or no Prius, it is certainly NOT for having any “FUN”. I don’t know how many times we have to tell you that, and we WILL NOT tolerate you sullying our renewable energy sector with your protomorphic high-spirited capitalistic ways. Humpf.
Original soundtrack by Toni Collette and Hasil Adkins, featuring the hit “Cherish the Unspoiled Earth or I’ll CUT YO’ HEAD OFF!!!”
Posted by Paul Zrimsek on 2007 11 28 at 03:36 PM • permalink
#34 no problem, yojimbo (and we do appreciate all visitors to the Coalition!); you probably read a post by Tree Hugging Sister (known to Tim as “Military Spice”) who is in fact my sister and was in the Corps for many years, as was her husband, etc and so on.
Posted by Mr. Bingley on 2007 11 28 at 03:48 PM • permalink
“It’s 200 miles to Detroit. It’s dark, we’re wearing sunglasses, and this car doesn’t have the battery power to get us more than 1/3 of the way there.”
Posted by mr creosote on 2007 11 28 at 04:44 PM • permalink
- See the underground film that everyone is talking about.
It’s a counter culture free for all.
88 minutes of hippie chicks gone wild.
Filmed on location at Burning Man and The Farm.
Just see what these girls get up to in the back of a Prius.
Original soundtrack by,Neil Young and his band “The sanctimonious Assholes”.
Rated….NC-17. No one under the age of 18 admitted.
Mild Max: “When the hybrids take over the highway, pray he’s out there—somewhere.”
Posted by Evil Pundit on 2007 11 28 at 05:08 PM • permalink
One mans war to convert the western Sydney bogans from their gaia killing V-8 gas guzzlers to polar bear friendly four wheeled electric handbag carriers.
Set against the fall of the western empire, starring Weird Al Goreavic, Osama-bin-charging and kyoto kev as the sheriff with julia blowhard as his trusty sidekick “butch”. (Not available in Mt Druitt or certain parts of Campbelltown).
Posted by surfmaster on 2007 11 28 at 05:28 PM • permalink
Filmed on Location in Moonbat Country
Posted by G Hamid USA on 2007 11 28 at 05:35 PM • permalink
“They don’t make ‘em like this any more:”
Hard as it is to believe, “White Lightnin’ Road” didn’t win a single Academy Award.
Go figure.
Posted by Dave Surls on 2007 11 28 at 05:51 PM • permalink
- They had it ALL! – 2000sqm McMansion, 78 inch HDTV, Rudd-style beach pad, roaring careers in the high-powered carbon credit market, Labor Party members for 20 years, so how did they come to go over the edge and buy a Toyota Prius???
What MADE them do it?
Learn the Seering Truth about a Social Disaster of our time!
- Posted by Sensible Swim on 2007 11 28 at 05:58 PM • permalink
- Posted by Sensible Swim on 2007 11 28 at 06:02 PM • permalink
- Posted by Sensible Swim on 2007 11 28 at 06:07 PM • permalink
The Stay-at-homes! They refused to pollute even the tiniest bit, so they kept the Prius parked!
Rebecca of Organic Farm! Walking virtuously home from a day planting soybeans, she accepted a ride from a cruel capitalist! and found herself imprisoned in his carbon-emitting hell machine!
The Recyclists. Eco-hero River Treemulch loads his bike with old cardboard and pedals furiously to the collection station!
Posted by arrowhead ripper on 2007 11 28 at 06:43 PM • permalink
beefy batteries and tinfoil tarts
filmed on location – in Nimbin
on the track they waddled along like Al Gore,
but on the highway they were laughed atREBELS ON RECHARGE
Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 11 28 at 06:46 PM • permalink
Jeremy Clarkson doesn’t like Priuses, (Prii?)
Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 11 28 at 06:49 PM • permalink
If I may borrow from the Hugh Mackay article in your previous post:
“DOCTORS’ WIVES…they watched, dismayed, as their home became uncomfortable and then, finally, uninhabitable.”
Posted by Pig Head Sucker on 2007 11 28 at 06:56 PM • permalink
It’s hard to come up with a title when all I can think about is… BIGGEST. CAMEL. TOE. EVER!
Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 11 28 at 07:12 PM • permalink
- Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 11 28 at 07:20 PM • permalink
White Lightnin’ Road hasn’t got to 5 votes on IMDB – and it’s 40 years old. Get in there and rate it!
Posted by walterplinge on 2007 11 28 at 07:27 PM • permalink
#65 – Sure have. Love the film clip.
Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 11 28 at 07:30 PM • permalink
#68 I think there’s a few versions. Couldn’t find the one on Theo’s when I went back to show a friend. (OK, my wife; she’s cool, great sense of humour), so Googled it and found one significantly less risque – but just about as funny. Theo’s had pics from ‘glamour’ mags, which sort of misses the point of the song.
Semi-OT, I’ve been thinking that hybrid vehicles might have some possible military applications. The ability to move in total silence on battery power could come in handy. Others have also been thinking along these lines.
The U.S. Army envisions that many of its future combat vehicles will feature a hybrid electric power system containing a diesel or turbine generator that will supply electric power to operate the vehicle subsystems, including electric drive and weapons systems. The hybrid electric power system will enhance the warfighting capability of Army vehicles in many ways, including improved acceleration, stealth capabilities for silent mobility/silent watch, energy weapons for increased lethality, and enhanced armor protection for increased survivability.
War movies, anyone …?
Posted by Evil Pundit on 2007 11 28 at 07:40 PM • permalink
- Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 11 28 at 08:06 PM • permalink
FULLY RECHARGED AND READY TO HUM
Filmed on location in Sydney, San Francisco and London.
In the street cafes it was lattes but out on the highway it was cappucchino in a dirty mug.
AL GORE PRESENTS
HYBRID LIGHTNING
90 action packed minutes of manicures, metrosexuals and melting icecaps as Leonardo di Caprio and George Clooney go on a wild road trip in their fully-charged Priuses to save the polar bear from exinction.
Bill Clinton- The Early Years.
Posted by Mystery Meat on 2007 11 28 at 08:35 PM • permalink
- Posted by AlburyShifton on 2007 11 28 at 08:48 PM • permalink
- Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 11 28 at 09:35 PM • permalink
O/T. Habib has been writing love letters to Gaddafi and Saddam complaining that Australis is full of Jews and Infidels. See the Habib’s in action!.
Meanwhile, I’ve been promoted to Harbi!
Recharge of the Righteous Charade?
Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 11 28 at 09:36 PM • permalink
OT, but courtesy of Andrew Bolt (again!), here’s some prick called Danny Katz from – you guessed it – The Age, whose just earned my urge to kick from one end of the city to the other for the day.
- Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 11 28 at 09:47 PM • permalink
A young girls’ journey to womanhood as she surrenders herself to Al Gore’s emissions.
SEE her gasp with amazement as “Big Tim” Flannery inducts her into the way of reducing waste by filling her garbage shute.
BE BEWITCHED as she performs the sacred dance of Gaia before Kevin Rudd.
BE AMAZED as Kevin Rudd apologises for the whole incident, not that he was there or can remember anything about it.
BOO evil John Howard for no good reason.
(Ratd MB – Moonbats only admitted)
Posted by anonymous guest on 2007 11 28 at 09:49 PM • permalink
- Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 11 28 at 10:22 PM • permalink
Regarding my comment at #96, I’ve changed my mind. The headline’s the least of it. A catastrophist of the first order.
BULLSHIT! Starring Steve McQueen!
Thrill as he battles carbon-credit smugglers in the greatest Prius car-chase scene in movie history.
A Quinn Martin production, in magnificent COLORAMA!!
Posted by Tex Lovera on 2007 11 28 at 10:40 PM • permalink
OT: It’s the Nelson-Bishop Team … phew!
- Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2007 11 28 at 11:58 PM • permalink
“White Lightnin Road” maybe didn’t go over so well but “Thunder Road” did.
Robert Mitchum was the star and actually sang the title song, which made the charts here in the US. I remember the song. Mitchum was a great actor and conservative, but singer-not so much!
No need to thank me now for that esoteric moment.
#110 okay yojimbo, I won’t thank you! 😉
Agree with you though about Robert Mitchum. One of the finest and coolest actors ever.
Singer? Oh god, reminds me of Russell Crowe everytime. Stick to your day job boys.
Did you hear Mitchum sing at the end of Young Billy Young? I wanted to rip my ears off. argh!
Cheap knock-off Priuses from China are found to have wind-up mechanisms rather than hybrid drive. They flood the UK of the near future, causing social pathologies when youth loses faith in their social system.
No Country For Old Cars
Green government rounds up older cars for scrapping, on grounds of pollution potential, trading them to Russia for fake carbon credits.
Silence of the Prius
With motor off, the Prius becomes a serial killer, silently sneaking up on victims who don’t hear it coming.
Prius Driver
Borderline taxi driver commits murder after being forced to drive a tiny, tinny electric sardine can 14 hours a day.
OK, I’ll stop now.
Posted by Harry Bergeron on 2007 11 29 at 02:19 AM • permalink
Sparks fly as environmentally aware teenagers Kevin and Julia load up lovable Herbie with recycled Ipod batteries and take on the gas guzzlers in the Indy 500. High-voltage fun for the whole (working) family!
World’s Fastest Wheelchair
Can a grizzled New Zealand disability pensioner transport himself and his motorised wheelchair to Bonneville’s famous salt flats and break the world land speed record for 24 volt single seat mobility assistance devices?
Toad Race 2020
In the not too distant post-hydrocarbon future, solar-powered hotrods stage an illegal road-race from Darwin to Adelaide. Bonus points for every cane toad run over! But the cops, on their ten-speed bikes and Segways, are out to spoil the fun.
It’s lean, it’s hard, it’s the EcoTard!
Keep up fool, your feet are draggin’, time to drive the new BandWagon!
Hmmm, didn’t stick to the brief…
Posted by carpefraise on 2007 11 29 at 04:20 AM • permalink
- Posted by carpefraise on 2007 11 29 at 04:23 AM • permalink
Mouths full of spittle and egos so brittle, their puppethead protests split the world!
Living and loving in a pomo world, they thought they they could give up – THEIR BRAINS!!!!!
REVENGE OF THE NEOMORONS (sequals pending)Posted by carpefraise on 2007 11 29 at 04:27 AM • permalink
- Posted by carpefraise on 2007 11 29 at 04:28 AM • permalink
- First!
There was Biofuels for Love,
Then!
American Hybrid.
Now!
(An Oil to Go Production, in association with Leftover Fries):
Greasy GliderPosted by carpefraise on 2007 11 29 at 04:43 AM • permalink
The cars that almost ate Paris?
Posted by surfmaster on 2007 11 29 at 06:10 AM • permalink
- Get your motor hummin,
Head out on the bikeway,
Lookin’ for recycled batteries,
“cos solar works only by day…. Born to be mild…..Somehow I don’t think a movie about a gang of filthy activists in cutoff hemp jackets whiring into town on Segways, buying up all the mineral water and incence in town then picketting the local police station about the war in Iraq before whirring out (provided there’s enough charge) to seek new nadirs in boring behaviour is going to be a big earner.
OK, it’s just a 7 minute short but it really exists!
IMDB listing: Prius Envy (2005)
Synopsis: Tony easily becomes obsessed. He’s been known to have sudden short-lived fascinations with things like dijeridou and Pat Benetar. Now, he wants a Prius, and this time it’s for real.
Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 11 29 at 09:49 AM • permalink
- Posted by Col. Milquetoast on 2007 11 29 at 04:36 PM • permalink
“THEY WERE WANTED FOR ASSAULT AND BATTERY… BUT MOSTLY BATTERY!”
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 11 29 at 09:56 PM • permalink
There’s a reason for that. “Barnyard Babes” are in real short supply these days.