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Last updated on July 14th, 2017 at 01:40 pm

The Age’s Catherine Deveny experiences a post-election yearning:

So the question is “Who are we going to hate now?”

Every week is hate week in Deveny’s world.

Posted by Tim B. on 11/28/2007 at 04:13 AM
    1. I’ve carefully saved the first three copies of the Age following the election,letters and editorial pages, and will enjoy getting them out to read in three year’s time.
      Funny how the will of the people is such a noble principle just now. Last two times they expressed their will it made them selfish, racist morons apparently.

      Posted by ooh honey honey on 2007 11 28 at 04:22 AM • permalink

 

    1. I can’t look at that woman [Julia Gillard] without wanting to burst into tears

      Me too, but not for the reasons Catherine listed.

      Posted by Kami on 2007 11 28 at 04:30 AM • permalink

 

    1. Well, there’s always herself but I think she already does that.

      Posted by Janice on 2007 11 28 at 04:31 AM • permalink

 

    1. Good grief.  I read some of it.  Had to stop.  Ick!

      Posted by Janice on 2007 11 28 at 04:33 AM • permalink

 

    1. Don’t worry . . . . they’ll hate Rudd soon enough.

      Posted by Young and Free on 2007 11 28 at 04:34 AM • permalink

 

    1. So the question is “Who are we going to hate now?”

      She could always look in the mirror.

      Posted by carpefraise on 2007 11 28 at 04:34 AM • permalink

 

    1. #3 you trumped me! 🙂

      Posted by carpefraise on 2007 11 28 at 04:35 AM • permalink

 

    1. Deveney is a shallow bitch, isn’t she? Doesn’t like redheads, ‘cos they have red hair.

      On Sunday morning I woke and felt like a woman in love. etc.

      BLEEEEAAAAARRRRRGGGH!

      NOT. READING. ANY. MORE. OF. THIS. DREK. TIM!

      Posted by kae on 2007 11 28 at 04:36 AM • permalink

 

    1. Going for Margo’s title?

      Posted by watty on 2007 11 28 at 04:38 AM • permalink

 

    1. Bush is always popular. So are the Jews.

      What about Mondays?

      Young whippersnappers maybe?

      Posted by Dan Lewis on 2007 11 28 at 04:39 AM • permalink

 

    1. Hey toots, why not try the hatchet-faced, bingo winged flatulent harpy that looks back at you from a mirror* for starter?

      *Provided there is such an tem with the ability to withstand such a shattering visage.

      Posted by Habib on 2007 11 28 at 04:41 AM • permalink

 

    1. #4 Janice, see my #8
      Did we have the same thought?

      Posted by kae on 2007 11 28 at 04:42 AM • permalink

 

    1. As I ran past a group of 30 workmen, they downed their tools and applauded.
      Catherine?
      Running?
      I’d “applaud” too.

      Posted by lotocoti on 2007 11 28 at 04:42 AM • permalink

 

    1. #13
      If she was running towards me, I’d run the other way, mate!

      Posted by kae on 2007 11 28 at 04:45 AM • permalink

 

    1. And I’m sure she can continue to loathe people who are thinner, better looking and more successful than her (about 97.5% of the population I’d say).

      And as for this:-

      As I ran past a group of 30 workmen, they downed their tools and applauded. It was a beautiful moment. I could have run for hours on an empty belly…….. I’d say it had more to do with their astonishment that such a pile of quivering blubber could achieve motion rather than her choice of top, and I doubt she’s ever experienced an empty belly since the obs slapped her mother rather then her “DON’T DO IT AGAIN!!!!!

      Posted by Habib on 2007 11 28 at 04:46 AM • permalink

 

    1. #13

      Holy fuck. No wonder she’s bitter.

      But I like the childlike malice of these
      people.

      It’s Christmas morning and they are happy.

      Wait till school starts next year.

      Posted by dver on 2007 11 28 at 04:55 AM • permalink

 

    1. # 8, kae,
      Did we have the same thought?Yes.  I think that bit about falling in love was as far as I got.  And then I felt my gorge rising.

      Posted by Janice on 2007 11 28 at 04:55 AM • permalink

 

    1. #17
      Erkie perkie.

      Posted by kae on 2007 11 28 at 05:05 AM • permalink

 

    1. You can’t truly hate someone until you learn how to hate yourself, Ms. Deveny.

      Posted by blogagog on 2007 11 28 at 05:07 AM • permalink

 

    1. #10
      Dan
      Reckon you’ve hit the nail on the head with the first three… I think she already hates them.Not real sure about young whippersnappers… depends how young.

      Posted by kae on 2007 11 28 at 05:15 AM • permalink

 

    1. Im glad Im not the lady washing her grundies at the moment.

      “Who knows what he’s like between the sheets. Is he really conservative or is he into kinky stuff and toys? Will he be sweet and shower me with kisses or will he be unreachable and aloof but behind closed doors like it rough.”

      Keep it above the waist lady! It doesnt make you sound all “sex and the City”, it makes you sound more like the 3 sheets to the wind screamer who comes onto a bloke by telling him her snatch is shaved. Desperate.

      Then theres this little gem.

      “Highlights of the evening? Kerry O’Brien making the gaffe about “a swing to the ABC” in Bennelong. And Kerry’s inability to repress his jubilation when it looked as if the Max Factor was going to make it over the line.”

      Why? does she think he didnt mean that?

      Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 11 28 at 05:18 AM • permalink

 

    1. Catherine Deveny has just released a collection of her columns, It’s Not My Fault They Print Them

      the most stomach churning line of all?

      Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 11 28 at 05:25 AM • permalink

 

    1. #21
      Thanks for that, Mole.
      For whenever I think Brazilian, there’ll be the dual images of Catherine all akimbo and doughty machete wielding explorers slashing through the undergrowth of deepest, darkest…

      Posted by lotocoti on 2007 11 28 at 05:26 AM • permalink

 

    1. #21
      It’s not just me, she is sick, isn’t she?#23
      Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

      Posted by kae on 2007 11 28 at 05:32 AM • permalink

 

    1. I don’t mean to be superficial either, but Julia Gillard’s ears? Jesus. The lobes emerge out of the ginger clumps like some kind of rare tropical fruits. Couldn’t help noticing on election night. My mind should have been on deeper matters, but I just could not get past the ears.  And she was sitting next to Red Kerry – a whacker himself not underendowed in the aural department

      Posted by Big Jim on 2007 11 28 at 05:33 AM • permalink

 

    1. I was waiting for it….
      Someone was going to use it…
      I did not have to wait long….SBS tonight “Australia comes in from the cold on Climate Change”.

      It was funny watching stan say it with a serious face..

      Posted by sparrow on 2007 11 28 at 05:37 AM • permalink

 

    1. When she ran past the workmen, I suspect they were cheering themselves on the quality of their work; it having taken such a pounding and still intact.
      He mind, of course, is not so fortunate.

      Posted by Toiling Mass on 2007 11 28 at 05:44 AM • permalink

 

    1. Her mind. Oh well, it would be inappropriate to write about her in properly formed sentences.

      Posted by Toiling Mass on 2007 11 28 at 05:46 AM • permalink

 

    1. I have a question for the Blair-chicks.
      Is this one of those Venus and Mars things?
      That whole gusset gushing Keating and now Kevni twist, Catherine has got?
      I ask this because when I see a politician my first thoughts usually run to 2+1.

      Posted by lotocoti on 2007 11 28 at 05:50 AM • permalink

 

    1. #26 Sparrow, that’s gold.

      The Gore Effect a la cliche

      Posted by Big Jim on 2007 11 28 at 05:52 AM • permalink

 

    1. I’m an older, double vintage Blair Chick, perhaps a Blair Boiler, anyway, I’m pretty sure that normal women don’t think about the sex lives of politicians.

      At all.

      Ever.

      Unless they’re Mrs/Mistress Polly.

      Posted by kae on 2007 11 28 at 05:52 AM • permalink

 

    1. Purile infantile tripe. Does she ever stop and read her stuff and realise how self centered her little world is. It’s all about me me me and written like a giddy nine year old school girl.

      If that is what the age considers to be worth publishing……speechless.

      Posted by rbresca on 2007 11 28 at 06:01 AM • permalink

 

    1. Lots of sexual inyourendo there from Muttony Deveny. Too much information.
      I felt buzzy and post-coital …
      In your dreams, shweetheart.

      Posted by blogstrop on 2007 11 28 at 06:07 AM • permalink

 

    1. So the question is “Who are we going to hate now?”

      How about we start with yourself Catherine?

      Posted by genius on 2007 11 28 at 06:08 AM • permalink

 

    1. #29, 31:  Must be some kind of channel 7 lerv effect.  I took an extensive scientific survey of Mrs Big Jim, and the only politician she could think of that she ‘quite liked’ was ol’ Joe Hockey. Go figure.

      Posted by Big Jim on 2007 11 28 at 06:10 AM • permalink

 

    1. #32 Don’t laugh. This kind of undergraduate stuff sells better than you think.  Two words for you: Naomi Wolf

      Posted by Big Jim on 2007 11 28 at 06:15 AM • permalink

 

    1. Why on earth would someone give two hoots about a pollie’s sex life? What a horrid thought.

      As far as I’m concerned, it has no relevance to the electorate unless it highlights a particular failing – like Kev attending a strip club and phoning his wife life partner to apologise even though a)he was too drunk to remember what he did and b)he didn’t do anything anyway.

      It’s all too slippery for me; I prefer straight, more upstanding people.

      As for Catherine’s remarkable prose… hmmm… I did manage to read it all the way through, although I have no idea how.

      She must be laughing herself sick all the way to the bank with dreck like that.

      What are the odds she’s actually a plant of the Dark Lord’s to provide us with entertainment?

      Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2007 11 28 at 06:18 AM • permalink

 

    1. #33 She felt as ‘post coital’ as a pair of Eveready double As in a wheelie bin.

      Posted by Big Jim on 2007 11 28 at 06:20 AM • permalink

 

    1. The link to “hate week” led me on a little journey….Hate week led me to Orwell, whos real last name was Blair,that led me on to thinking about the English way of life,which led me to think about its impact on the world,Two words sprang to mind “Anglophobia” and “Anglophiles”,yes they are words,Anglophiles are lovers of all things English which belive it or not Asad of Syria is one,whos birthday is Sept 11,Which made me think how interesting……Now if i was a small minded left leaning tub of lard like Cathurine i would have read that and yelled CONSPIRACY.

      Posted by sparrow on 2007 11 28 at 06:24 AM • permalink

 

    1. 335- My missus likes Hockey as well, must be his jolly fat person schtick on Sunrise, whereas I tend to think of him as a sort of glandular Malcolm Turnbuckle with mild brain damage.

      As to getting all tooey over a politician, I might not shove Julie Bishop out of the cot for farting but the concept of playing hide the sausage with virtually anyone else in any house of parliament fills me with a combination of dread, violent nausea and an urge for a quick, violent and messy suicide.

      BTW, the Nationals are ready to follow the Democrats into the tarpit of history, with serial fuckwit Barnacle Joyce in the running for leader- I hate that extortionate, gonk-headed pillock more than Peter Garrett, Bob Brown and Kommisar Gizzard combined*.

      *Imagine that sort of a sandwich- impossible to do so without injecting bleach into your medulla to try to immediately scrub the image.

      Posted by Habib on 2007 11 28 at 06:27 AM • permalink

 

    1. #40 Beeb, I fully understand the sentiment on BJ: Better a hundred Gough Whitlams than one Mal Fraser.  Speaking of a ‘friend’ we’ve needed to keep very close indeed, John Hewson kind of redeemed himself in this campaign. Almost as though he switched medication recently and the new stuff is working.

      Posted by Big Jim on 2007 11 28 at 06:37 AM • permalink

 

    1. All this talk about a resounding slap in the face for the Liberals is just so much sophistry.

      Based on the ABC website:

      http://www.abc.net.au/elections/federal/2007/

      Liberal plus National have 42.1% of the vote

      Labor has 43.9% of the vote.

      Now that’s actually 43.9 for the Coalition, because it’s a true Coalition: Nationals and Liberals formulate policy and govern.

      You can’t include the Greens 7.5 to make the Labor majority 51.4% if you’re honest, because Labor (though they will manipulate and pander to the interests of the Greens) will not draw the Greens into a true coalition.

      So at the end of the day, there’s basically a bee’s dick between Liberal and Labor in terms of the majority of the serious-minded electorate, with some odds and sods single issue parties who hijack the mandate for their niche interests and will never actually govern or have any responsibility.

      Posted by Abu Chowdah on 2007 11 28 at 06:40 AM • permalink

 

    1. Sexy Pollies?

      Rare as rocking horse poo.

      But what about

      this one

      Posted by dver on 2007 11 28 at 06:44 AM • permalink

 

    1. AC, True that the large primary votes for the LP were encouraging but the problem seems to be that the Greens are now the hard left and hard + soft left is looking like a hill of beans.

      Posted by Big Jim on 2007 11 28 at 06:45 AM • permalink

 

    1. #43
      In the eye of the beholder. Different strokes, etc.She’s beautiful, but she doesn’t ring my bell.

      Posted by kae on 2007 11 28 at 06:46 AM • permalink

 

    1. I’d want someone more masculine, like…

      Oh, nevermind.

      Posted by kae on 2007 11 28 at 06:46 AM • permalink

 

    1. #46- What about this fine example of all the best of Labor masculinity?

      Something that seems missing from Kevvie’s Kabinet, where this is probably the butchest thing.

      Posted by Habib on 2007 11 28 at 07:01 AM • permalink

 

    1. #47
      Reckon that first one is more Deveney’s type.
      The second piccie. Hmm. That’s a very plain woman bad photo, isn’t it

      Posted by kae on 2007 11 28 at 07:06 AM • permalink

 

    1. # 47, And I’m guessing you’re not referring to Joh Bailey

      Posted by Big Jim on 2007 11 28 at 07:08 AM • permalink

 

    1. #48- Actually I think it’s a good photo, one of the few without a shitload of photoshop or a 44 gal drum of industrial strength vaseline on the lens. Must have taken courage to hold focus- I’d say it was snapped by a seasoned combat photographer, with a particularly strong stomach and remarkable control of their gag reflex.

      Posted by Habib on 2007 11 28 at 07:09 AM • permalink

 

    1. # 43, Great God Almighty!!!!

      Pretty young girls!  You want pretty young girls governing you?????

      Do you have any idea of how much time such girls, when they are in luuurve, spend on the phone talking to their current luuurve interest?

      I give you this.  Just substitute MHR, or employee, for “wife”.  (Julia Gillard, however, is an exception to the ugly rule.)

      Posted by Janice on 2007 11 28 at 07:10 AM • permalink

 

    1. #51- Why then were Carmen Lawrence and Joan Kirner such shit-awful complete fuckup disasters then? They’re both uglier than a hatful of arseholes with piles.

      Posted by Habib on 2007 11 28 at 07:13 AM • permalink

 

    1. #52, OK.  They don’t pass the ugly rule either.

      Posted by Janice on 2007 11 28 at 07:15 AM • permalink

 

    1. #51- And while they’re on the ‘phone to snookums they’re not formulating policy, stacking the bench, handing out sweeteners to “maaaaaates” or signing the country up for another treaty administered by incompetent cretins for the benefit of corrupt, genocidal cannibals.

      Posted by Habib on 2007 11 28 at 07:17 AM • permalink

 

    1. Ugliness can be only skin deep?

      Posted by Janice on 2007 11 28 at 07:17 AM • permalink

 

    1. I think we’ve concluded that looking like Nicole Cornes doesn’t guarantee that you’re an imbecile, but conversely, just cause you’re Kerry Nettle doesn’t mean you are not a dumb fuck.

      Posted by Big Jim on 2007 11 28 at 07:24 AM • permalink

 

    1. #54 mmmm scary thought… Penny Wong pours herself a Martini, lights another Marlboro Light and gets back on the blower

      Posted by Big Jim on 2007 11 28 at 07:29 AM • permalink

 

    1. Kerry Nettle would be an ugly bloke, the kind that fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. Wonder what her new career after politics will be? I know some pig shooters in FNQ who are on the lookout for a high-quality frightener if she’s interested.

      Posted by Habib on 2007 11 28 at 07:29 AM • permalink

 

    1. #51
      Absolutely.I may even rollback a few things.

      I might go all the way and say “I’m Sorry”.

      Besides. it would be nice to have
      a policy reversal.

      For once, I’d be shafting a pollie….

      Posted by dver on 2007 11 28 at 07:29 AM • permalink

 

    1. #58 Actually, reminds me a Yorkshire expression: A face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle.

      Posted by Big Jim on 2007 11 28 at 07:45 AM • permalink

 

    1. A foce like a rivetters glove. (Old Glasgow saying).

      Posted by Habib on 2007 11 28 at 07:47 AM • permalink

 

    1. ’I did a victory lap around the People’s Republic of Moreland in my KEVIN07 T-shirt …

      … A large section of Lygon Street was closed off for tramline work. As I ran past a group of 30 workmen… I could have run for hours on an empty belly, a clear head and a heart just bursting.’

      Catherine has given me the image of her running wildly and randomly about the streets with a Kevin07 shirt on, and her underpants on her head. She is an adorable little madwoman. I actually read her columns weekly. Even though I disagree with her views completely, she writes like such a caricature of a lefty that I find it amusing and quite engaging.

      I’m in the Deveny fan club – go on, Cat, write something else ridiculous!

      Posted by Apple77 on 2007 11 28 at 07:52 AM • permalink

 

    1. After all these caustic comments on my pulchitrudinously challenged foes, I’m off now for a bit of beauty sleep of my own – nothing a ten year coma shouldn’t fix.

      Posted by Big Jim on 2007 11 28 at 07:54 AM • permalink

 

    1. Poor Catherine had to have a rest after all that running.

      Posted by Pogria on 2007 11 28 at 08:06 AM • permalink

 

    1. If that fat bucket of guts Deveny has ever run more than 10 feet to catch a tram, I’ll bare my bum in Bourke St on Friday night.

      “Victory lap around Moreland”- Bullshit (unless it was on the back of 8 ton truck).

      Posted by Pedro the Ignorant on 2007 11 28 at 08:14 AM • permalink

 

    1. Pogria

      What in God’s name…is that bench made of?

      That poor women needs surgical assistance to rid herself of that beach ball.

      Posted by El Cid on 2007 11 28 at 08:27 AM • permalink

 

    1. OZ

      How can you be this accoring to the U.N. and this at the same time?

      Posted by El Cid on 2007 11 28 at 08:33 AM • permalink

 

    1. #66
      hee hee, Hi Big El, how are you???RAOTFLMAO!!

      Posted by Pogria on 2007 11 28 at 08:33 AM • permalink

 

    1. ACCORDING

      Posted by El Cid on 2007 11 28 at 08:34 AM • permalink

 

    1. I’m good, Pogria and hope you are in top shape, also.

      Posted by El Cid on 2007 11 28 at 08:35 AM • permalink

 

    1. #70

      Always big guy, always. 🙂

      Posted by Pogria on 2007 11 28 at 08:41 AM • permalink

 

    1. A large section of Lygon Street was closed off for tramline work. As I ran past a group of 30 workmen…

      They thought that the trams had resumed service?

      Posted by egg_ on 2007 11 28 at 08:42 AM • permalink

 

    1. #72- I reckon they thought it was the Victoria Bitter blimp doing a test run through Xarlton before the next big game at the MSG. Bet they were pissed off when they didn’t score a talking Boonie doll.

      Posted by Habib on 2007 11 28 at 08:48 AM • permalink

 

    1. I, too, tend to read Deveny’s columns each week.  No, really.  I like to remind myself that the left truly is as ineffectual as I like to think it is.

      Seriously, this waffling bint isn’t even worth wasting profanity over.  God above, when you describe yourself, for example, as a “cultural Catholic” (as she does) all you’re saying is you want a bet each way and don’t have the sense of identity to choose anything.  In that particular phrase she sounds like she’s going for something along the lines of detesting the Protestant ascendancy but despising thewierd guy with eczema or the Saint-ridden mythmakers (or something like that – I need to be channelling Manning Clark to do that sort of phrasing justice).  Anyway, she’s a lightweight with pretensions to being a cultural figure and aspirations to being a jellyfish.

      Incidentally, if we’re picking beddable politicians, why not this one?  She strikes me as the sort of woman who would be REALLY attractive when she was angry.

      Posted by Renegade Lawyer on 2007 11 28 at 09:45 AM • permalink

 

    1. Amazing news everyone!  Rudd is elected and magically housing is more affordable than it has been in 22 years!

      Yay Kruddster!

      Krudd’s next trick will be to magically make the drought go away…

      Posted by murph on 2007 11 28 at 10:15 AM • permalink

 

    1. This Deveny chick would be more use to the world if she stuck to writing Harlequins.

      Posted by dean martin on 2007 11 28 at 10:27 AM • permalink

 

    1. #75; Homelessness in the US magically disappeared 4 days after Clinton took office.

      Posted by dean martin on 2007 11 28 at 10:29 AM • permalink

 

    1. So the question is “Who are we going to hate now?”

      Australia is full of people, honey.  I’m sure you’ll find someone.

      And what’s with all the sexual references?  This woman is either afflicted with nymphomania, or she’s a virgin who’s really, really trying to hide it.

      Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 11 28 at 11:15 AM • permalink

 

    1. Don’t think that this has been mentioned.

      My favorite was here feeling”post-coital”.

      I think a good part of Oz is feeling the same way or will in a very short period of time once the legislation starts to issue forth.

      Posted by yojimbo on 2007 11 28 at 12:14 PM • permalink

 

    1. yojimbo

      Someone did mention that.

      Posted by murph on 2007 11 28 at 01:06 PM • permalink

 

    1. Catherine Deveny has just released a collection of her columns, It’s Not My Fault They Print Them, published by Black Inc.

      And here I was marveling at the Age paying her for would-be bodice rippers parading as political commentary.

      Posted by Kyda Sylvester on 2007 11 28 at 01:24 PM • permalink

 

    1. Murph

      Ooops!  Sorry.  Having Blair under market trading platform not always best.

      Posted by yojimbo on 2007 11 28 at 01:27 PM • permalink

 

    1. Once again, Deveny reaches a new low.

      Does anyone else think her book has the potential to be full of hilarity – despite the amount of vomit-inducing dreck that will be in it?

      Posted by Ash_ on 2007 11 28 at 04:34 PM • permalink

 

    1. I don’t mean to be superficial either, but Julia Gillard’s ears? Jesus. The lobes emerge out of the ginger clumps like some kind of rare tropical fruits. Couldn’t help noticing on election night. My mind should have been on deeper matters, but I just could not get past the ears.  And she was sitting next to Red Kerry – a whacker himself not underendowed in the aural department

      #25 Big Jim, I too noticed Gillard’s ears.  The earrings she was wearing didn’t do her any favours, just highlighted how weird her lobes are.

      Posted by Kami on 2007 11 28 at 05:18 PM • permalink

 

    1. #75
      It’s already happening, the drought is going away.
      It rained all day on Saturday, the voters were quite wet damp.

      Posted by kae on 2007 11 28 at 05:22 PM • permalink

 

    1. #76
      So that’s teen-porn?Q: Hey, why do did he call it Ralph?

      A: He didn’t like to think someone he didn’t know was making all his decisions for him.

      Posted by kae on 2007 11 28 at 05:31 PM • permalink

 

    1. #74 Renegade

      Sophie – now you’re talking. A double date with her and Julie Bishop (or hey, let’s not be too fussy, Bronwyn!)would certainly top a night out with, say Jewlia and Jenny Macklin.

      One would have to be careful as a Bagdad paperboy on a night out with Jewles and Jen.

      You’d end up as full as a dribbler’s flute trying to get those hags that pissed that you could make a tactical withdrawl by pouring them in to a maxi taxi, hopefully chundering all over each other and the back seat and leaving any subsequent negotations in respect of cutting out the fare to the rancid cabbie, who may well do a passable impression of Ron Jeremy.

      Having said that, let me say this in favour of Jewles and Jen, I’m sure wouldn’t yell, tell or swell and they’d be as grateful as hell.

      Posted by Pickles on 2007 11 28 at 06:40 PM • permalink

 

    1. Oh that’s easy. Rudd of course, and every US President from now till doomsday!

      Posted by Brian on 2007 11 28 at 07:29 PM • permalink

 

    1. Tim, why do you keep sending Devenyher readers? I had to give up the first paragraph. Just yck.

      The answer is, of course, the lefties hate Western society, white people and the whole human race, excluding victims.

      Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 11 28 at 08:16 PM • permalink

 

    1. #33 She felt as ‘post coital’ as a pair of Eveready double As in a wheelie bin.

      I think they are size ‘C’. Not that I’d know of course.

      Posted by walterplinge on 2007 11 28 at 09:00 PM • permalink



 

    1. Damn. Sorry.

      Posted by walterplinge on 2007 11 28 at 09:02 PM • permalink

 

  1. You did, but hopefully Andrea won’t hurt you too badly.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 11 28 at 09:04 PM • permalink