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Last updated on August 9th, 2017 at 12:34 pm
I’ve never burned a flag (books are more my thing) but I can’t imagine it being very difficult; obtain flag, ignite, shouted slogans optional. But socialists actually require a flag-burning kit:
A socialist youth organisation wants to sell hundreds of flag burning kits to university students next week … to highlight anger at the Federal Government.
Resistance says the kits contain an Australian flag, a lighter, a fire lighting cube and Resistance material.
They’ll be sold during university orientation week for five dollars.
A suggestion to any patriotic and entrepreneurial types on Australian campuses: buy as many of these kits as possible. A massive profit is yours for the taking once you re-package these kits as “Resistance Roasters”. All you need do is add the following instructions, and you should be able to on-sell the kits for $10 each:
Step 1: Carefully unfold the enclosed Australian flag and display it reverently in a prominent location.
Step 2: Remove the enclosed Resistance material in as rough a manner as possible.
Step 3: Wrap the Resistance material around the enclosed fire lighting cube and set the lot ablaze with the enclosed lighter.
Step 4: Remark to any nearby Resistance member that the blazing Resistance material doesn’t seem particularly resistant. Sing the national anthem.
UPDATE. Resistance is accused of price gouging and profiteering. Shame!
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