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Last updated on July 16th, 2017 at 09:43 am
Nothing improves your day more than the appearance of a mystery pig:
He’s the mystery pig of Matraville who appeared out of nowhere to stun a group of youngsters yesterday – not that they minded.
The Munchkins Kindy kids were thrilled to discover the 100kg pig had wandered in to the grounds of the early learning centre.
Munchkins Kindy owner Greg Stores noticed the pig at 10am.
“It’s not every day that you walk out the door and see a pig,” Mr Stores said.
Insert joke here about living in Michael Moore’s neighbourhood. The mystery pig has since been moved, but people are still obeying this youngster’s stern directive:
My name is Claudia and I am 9 years old. I love pigs they are my favorite animal. They are very smart and kind. They love kids too. Please do not hurt the pig.
The sudden appearance of a mystery whale, however … that’s a whole other issue.
I love pigs they are my favorite animal.
Hey, who gets to clean the inside of that kayak?
- Regrettably, the killer whale video is a fake:
- We had a piglet turn up on the lawn just down the street from my Old mans place. The lawn it decided to stray onto was our Muslim Christmas Islanders. (It was a genuine stray pig, why it chose that lawn over the other 30 in the street i have no idea)
Dad lured it back to our yard where it tragically and suddenly ran into a hammer and became a roast piglet.Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 10 06 at 12:15 AM • permalink
It’s not every day that you walk out the door and see a pig
It’s not everyday you wake up next to one either, but Southern Comfort is a powerful intoxicant.Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 10 06 at 12:33 AM • permalink
They are very smart and kind.
And tasty!Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 10 06 at 12:44 AM • permalink
One imagines the whale’s thoughts:
Oh crap! Not seals. Kayakers!