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Last updated on August 9th, 2017 at 08:33 am

This is interesting:

An International Committee of the Red Cross spokesman explained that a photo of a damaged Red Cross ambulance, which was said to have been hit by the Israeli Defence Force during the Lebanon conflict, was removed from the ICRC website following allegations of a hoax by a blogger “in order to keep the moral high ground on the issue”.

Posted by Tim B. on 09/21/2006 at 10:15 PM
    1. I withdraw my statement that I never drunkenly pawed my sister-in-law’s tit at Christmas, in order to keep the moral high ground on the issue.

      Posted by Mike G on 2006 09 21 at 10:21 PM • permalink

 

    1. That’s high as in “Gawd, that rotting pile of chicken gizzards is high”?

      Posted by slatts on 2006 09 21 at 10:24 PM • permalink

 

    1. “in order to keep the moral high ground on the issue”.

      From the time you aided and abetted firing Katyushas into Israeli cities you never had it Slick.

      Posted by Vanguard of the Commentariat on 2006 09 21 at 10:24 PM • permalink

 

    1. That must be why the ICRC never answered my letter on this subject…..to show that they have the moral “high ground”.

      Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 09 21 at 10:29 PM • permalink

 

    1. I’m gonna stop lying so I can keep the moral high ground. But please donate more money so I can climb higher up on the high ground so I can keep shitting down on you below.

      Posted by stats on 2006 09 21 at 10:39 PM • permalink

 

    1. #1 I withdraw my statement that I never drunkenly pawed my sister-in-law’s tit at Christmas, in order to keep the moral high ground on the issue.

      Don’t you mean withdraw the picture Aunt Bessie took of you groping your sister-in-law’s tit?

      But, she had copies made, and it’s on the internet, so you may be screwed.

      Posted by rinardman on 2006 09 21 at 10:43 PM • permalink

 

    1. If they want the moral high ground, or to regain some semblance of it, they’ll have to do more than just remove that pic…

      Why don’t they take a closer look at some of the shenanigans going on in their Lebanese chapter, or whatever they call the national aligned bodies of the ICRC…

      The dodgy Red Crescent types operating in the occupied territories are probably beyond redemption, having quite obviously just become a fast courier service for arms and ammo when a stouch is on….

      Posted by casanova on 2006 09 21 at 11:04 PM • permalink

 

    1. An International Committee of the Red Cross spokesman explained that a photo of a damaged Red Cross ambulance, which was said to have been hit by the Israeli Defence Force during the Lebanon conflict, was removed from the ICRC website following allegations of a hoax by a blogger

      Is it just me, or is this a subliminal attempt by the writer, to sway otherwise politicaly unengaged readers, into from here on out, associating hoaxes with bloggers?

      It just seems to be worded oh too so.

      I’ll concede that I may be over-reading things, as result of a low-grade, deep-seaded, political-paranoia of late.

      Between Chavez and Ineedablowjob, its been a long couple of days.

      Posted by Thomas on 2006 09 21 at 11:09 PM • permalink

 

    1. “in order to keep the moral high ground on the issue”.

      That statement represents the current zeitgeist.

      Evidence is like a chess piece, to be moved at will in order to support the greater cause.

      Two points, First; Is it any wonder that the Left can justify many and varied atrocities when convenience trumps truth?

      Secondly;  How did they align themselves with radical Muslims, the most dogmatic narrow people on God’s earth?  I guess one has to refer to point one.

      Posted by gubba on 2006 09 21 at 11:10 PM • permalink

 

    1. ‘…one of those is Cornelio Sommaruga. As former head of the International Committee of the Red Cross, Sommaruga spent 12 years ensuring that the only nation on earth to be refused admission to the International Red Cross is Israel. The problem, he said, was its symbol: “If we’re going to have the Shield of David, why would we not have to accept the swastika?”’

      You ICRC boys can take your “moral high ground” and pound it up collective ass.

      Posted by Dave Surls on 2006 09 21 at 11:18 PM • permalink

 

    1. Anyone got a link to the IRC so we can congratulate them?

      Posted by Susan Norton on 2006 09 21 at 11:22 PM • permalink

 

    1. Susan Norton

      ICRC

      Posted by El Cid on 2006 09 21 at 11:33 PM • permalink

 

    1. Susan, it says

      An independentneutral organization ensuring humanitarian protection and assistance for victims of war and armed violence

      Posted by El Cid on 2006 09 21 at 11:36 PM • permalink

 

    1. I Think in the fine print it says this, “in order to keep the moral high ground on the issue”, now that we have been caught, BUT this still excludes The Western world, Israel and Jews in general….:).

      Posted by El Cid on 2006 09 21 at 11:46 PM • permalink

 

    1. Thomas, I feel the same way.

      This week seems to have been a very long and tough week to swallow.

      I’m glad that at least there weren’t any terror attacks, except in Iraq. But the statements and actions of moonats worldwide has been jaw-dropping. What happened at the UN is appalling. Chavez and Ahmadinejad belong in a loony bin. And France is trying to coddle up to Iran in exchange for a massive oil contract.

      Sickening.

      Posted by Jono on 2006 09 22 at 12:02 AM • permalink

 

    1. #12 Susan, thanks for the link. I have sent an email to the ‘Donations’ contact address explaining why I will be making no further donations to the Red Cross. Let’s hope someone at the ‘Donations’ section reads it carefully.

      IMHO, the ‘taking the high moral ground’ obfuscation used by the ICRC was just as evil as the fraudulent publication of the image in the first place.

      Posted by Skeeter on 2006 09 22 at 12:49 AM • permalink

 

    1. This is off-topic but I just had to share it.

      Posted by robf on 2006 09 22 at 01:07 AM • permalink

 

    1. Well that is justice now isnt it

      Posted by Killaette on 2006 09 22 at 01:14 AM • permalink

 

    1. #17 Jeebus! That appears to be a legit paper too.

      Wonder what the dowry was? Hope they had a gift registry at Pen, Barnyard & Stable.

      It should also be pointed out that under Islamic law once you have had your way with an animal its meat is considered tainted and must not be eaten. Comforting to know that in the middle east the only person to have rooted your meat is the chef.

      Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2006 09 22 at 01:16 AM • permalink

 

    1. The dowery was 300,000 sudanese dinars

      “Mr Tombe agreed immediately to pay for the goat, and paid half the dowry 150,000 Sudanese dinars up front”

      about $1880 AUD all up

      Thats a pretty expensive goat but I suppose its cheaper than paying for a prostitute for the rest of your life

      Posted by Killaette on 2006 09 22 at 01:24 AM • permalink

 

    1. unless of course the entire dowery was 150000 and he paid half of that up front which would be obviously $900 AUD still a pretty expensive goat

      Posted by Killaette on 2006 09 22 at 01:25 AM • permalink

 

    1. It’s a moral outrage that this man had sex with a goat before they were married.

      Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2006 09 22 at 01:28 AM • permalink

 

    1. gives a whole new meaning to try before you buy

      Posted by Killaette on 2006 09 22 at 01:32 AM • permalink

 

    1. Jeez I would have thought someone would have told me before now that keeping the moral high ground was this easy. I thought you had to be honest and hard stuff like that.
      I won’t be paying much tax this year, I’m just removing income and keeping the high moral ground. Cool!

      Posted by the nailgun on 2006 09 22 at 01:48 AM • permalink

 

    1. The moral low ground has been plumbed out.

      Posted by rhhardin on 2006 09 22 at 02:04 AM • permalink

 

    1. #19, according to the Ayatollah Khomeini if a man screws his donkey he has to kill it and cannot sell the meat in his own village. Selling it in another village, however, is OK. Strange faith, Islam seems at times.

      Posted by robf on 2006 09 22 at 02:31 AM • permalink

 

    1. #26 – I think I understand. It is not permissable to offer your ass to a neighbour if it has previously been screwed. You may however offer your ass to a stranger if they are unaware your ass has been screwed.

      Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2006 09 22 at 02:50 AM • permalink

 

    1. O/T But Kambalda where I am located has just had an underground fatality. Man pinned under a slab of rock. Doctor attended, then police, mines rescue team stood down (Im a member) after the doctor reached the patient.
      I wont give out any other details, as far as I know the blokes family hasnt been informed.

      Bugger.

      Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2006 09 22 at 02:59 AM • permalink

 

    1. I guess fornicating with your stock is one way to keep those pesky goat thieves away.

      Posted by EliotNess on 2006 09 22 at 03:04 AM • permalink

 

    1. It seems the high ground the ICRC is occupying is high only because of the number of corpses they’ve helped to create.  And they’re calling it “moral”, huh?

      Now about that goat: These men need to free up their women.  Immediately.

      They’ve got a lot of nerve complaining about Western culture being debached.

      Posted by saltydog on 2006 09 22 at 03:10 AM • permalink

 

    1. Shouldn’t he have been presented to the goat’s family to get their approval before the marriage?

      Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2006 09 22 at 03:44 AM • permalink

 

    1. So hiding from the truth gives you the high moral ground, what a bunch of lying rusty bullet holes the red cross must be.

      Posted by Howzat on 2006 09 22 at 04:02 AM • permalink

 

    1. #30 –  I can just picture the world under the rule of these Muslim women-hating animal lovers. Imagine walking along Darlo Road and some haggard looking goat in ripped fishnet stockings, dusty high heels, with smudged red lipstick, a fag hanging out of its toothless mouth and a needle hanging out of one of its skinny junkie legs, staggers up to you and says, “Hey, Achmed, lookin’ for a good time?” Or you could pop into the Love Machine to watch goat pole dancers and their world famous snake act….shudder….nowhere to go but the moral low ground….

      Posted by EliotNess on 2006 09 22 at 04:02 AM • permalink

 

    1. Thanks, EliotNess. No way I can sit down to an evening meal with that mental image running loose inside my skull.
      Straight to the liquor cabinet…

      Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2006 09 22 at 04:38 AM • permalink

 

    1. You lot have forgotten,she may have been a looker.

      Posted by gnasher on 2006 09 22 at 04:51 AM • permalink

 

    1. #17

      This is off-topic but I just had to share it.

      Congratulations Robf, goatfucking is now on topic in this thread. Thank you for sharing!

      Posted by Dan Lewis on 2006 09 22 at 04:55 AM • permalink

 

    1. #35 – Yeah, right, Elle McGoat?

      Posted by EliotNess on 2006 09 22 at 04:57 AM • permalink

 

    1. A few minutes before the goatf$&k

      Posted by arrowhead ripper on 2006 09 22 at 05:02 AM • permalink

 

    1. The high-res image of the ambulance can be considered evidence.  The ICRC removed that evidence from their website (i.e., they tried to hide it) once it became public knowledge that the picture didn’t depict what they were claiming it depicted.

      Sounds like an attempt at obstruction of justice by computer illiterates to me.  No high moral ground there.  About as much high cleverness ground too.

      I think gubba at #9 has it.  The ICRC has demonstrated its partiality.  It is an organ for the purveying of propaganda.

      Posted by Janice on 2006 09 22 at 05:13 AM • permalink

 

    1. The sad part is in a few months, we’ll have forgotten about this.

      For as long as the ICRC is allowed to exist it will continue to be an overt aid to our enemy while simultaneously acting as a trojan horse in our midst.

      Why? Because we are all too weak and frightened to actually do anything effective about it.

      We’ll ask our soldiers to stand up for us, we’ll say nice words about them, maybe even send them goodies in the mail, but when it comes to taking apart the targets forbidden to them by our own feckless need to be liked … nope. Too far. Wont go there.

      Posted by Grimmy on 2006 09 22 at 05:17 AM • permalink

 

    1. #28 frollick – that’s bad news.  Any mining accident is a real tragedy.

      Posted by Kaboom on 2006 09 22 at 05:22 AM • permalink

 

    1. The ICRC wouldn’t know the “high moral ground” if they were standing on it.  I think I will be writing to one Robert Tickner CEO Red Cross Australia this weekend.

      Posted by saint on 2006 09 22 at 05:31 AM • permalink

 

    1. #28 frollickingmole, condolences to the family and your good self. 🙁

      Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2006 09 22 at 05:38 AM • permalink

 

    1. #42,  Not the Robert Tickner?

      Posted by Janice on 2006 09 22 at 05:42 AM • permalink

 

    1. I always thought that the Red Cros was a Christian organisation – but the symbol is directly from the Swiss flag.  I think it is a great organisation – but clearly it takes on some of the flavour of the local staff.  We need to be careful not to write off the whole organisation just because it looks like some of the Lebanese local staff are dodgy.

      Posted by PeterTB on 2006 09 22 at 05:58 AM • permalink

 

    1. #28, thefrollickingmole:

      Prayers and thoughts up and out for the man lost, his family and friends.

      Also for you and your crew.

      #43, Niknarf:

      Thanks for catching that. I completely blew by it in skimming the comments.

      Posted by Grimmy on 2006 09 22 at 05:59 AM • permalink

 

    1. I lost patience with the Australian Red Cross when I heard of the misappropriation of cash from the various appeals that have been launched, e.g. cash meant for bushfire victims was being spent on “refugees”, the list goes on.
      CEO Red Cross, Robert Tickner, former Aboriginal affairs Minister, is a lefty stooge. if I recall correctly he was the gullible dunce who accepted the ludicrous “secret women’s business” at Hindmarsh Island and ruined several businesses in the process.

      International Red Cross just revealed itself as willing to censor the truth if it assists its own agenda and bias. A once highly respected organisation, now recognised as liars and opportunists. Farewell.

      Not another cent, ever again, from me.

      Posted by Pedro the Ignorant on 2006 09 22 at 06:14 AM • permalink

 

    1. #28 – frollickingmole, saw this on the second read-through. My condolences.

      Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2006 09 22 at 06:27 AM • permalink

 

    1. All the very best to you and your colleagues frollickmole. Sincere condolences to the family.

      Posted by geoff on 2006 09 22 at 06:34 AM • permalink

 

    1. #17 frollickingmole (and others)

      The guy was taking too much of this.

      Seriously, frollickingmole, you can’t keep subjecting us to these links (yes, I remember the gimp suit)!

      Posted by Dminor on 2006 09 22 at 06:52 AM • permalink

 

    1. Shit – ignore post #50!!! It’s a Friday, OK?

      Posted by Dminor on 2006 09 22 at 06:53 AM • permalink

 

    1. There was a mine disaster in Tasmania not so long ago. One miner died, but two amazingly survived for nine days, I think it was. Top blokes. So never give up hope.

      Posted by Dminor on 2006 09 22 at 06:56 AM • permalink

 

    1. The goat is obviously a CIA assassin that needed a new identity.

      Posted by Some0Seppo on 2006 09 22 at 07:09 AM • permalink

 

    1. initially the story was that the or some Israelis had apologised for the attack on the ambulance(s). This later took the form that the govt or IDF was examining the allegations and would report on them.
      Has anyone heard yet of what the Israelis have concluded? If no official response yet, why not?

      Posted by percypup on 2006 09 22 at 07:14 AM • permalink

 

    1. #53

      Maybe it was his ex.

      Posted by Dminor on 2006 09 22 at 07:15 AM • permalink

 

    1. A lady in Wyoming caught her husband in flagrante delicto with a sheep.

      The wronged and insulted woman immediately filed for divorce.  In the course of the final hearing in the proceedings, the judge asked the wife for details about the precipitating incident.

      “Judge”, she said, “it was one thing to see my husband carrying on like that with a sheep.  But what tore it for me was when that sheep bent her head around and kissed him right on the lips!”

      “Well, ma’am”, said the judge “the good ones ‘ll do that.”

      Posted by unkraut on 2006 09 22 at 07:27 AM • permalink

 

  • #45 peterTB

    I didn’t know you were running for next SG of United Nations – why else always seeing the “good side” of bad organizations.  Like ElCid says (#14), they’re a fine group, as long as you don’t start talking about Jews.  And that’s not just the Lebs, it’s 50 years of blatant anti-semitism.  Magen David – baaad!  Muslim crescent – gooood!  Where is Orwell when we need him.

    Posted by rampisadmukerjee on 2006 09 22 at 07:31 AM • permalink

 

 

    1. </i>/end ital

      Posted by Some0Seppo on 2006 09 22 at 07:40 AM • permalink

 

    1. sorry for the italics – sticky fingers!

      Posted by rampisadmukerjee on 2006 09 22 at 07:41 AM • permalink

 

    1. off

      the icrc is disgusting

      Goat fanciers turned out in force to admire and bid for beautiful goats

      and so is that.

      Posted by kae on 2006 09 22 at 07:46 AM • permalink

 

    1. What it basically boils down to is this.

      If it supports the enemy, it’s also the enemy.

      Any good it might do can be replaced by something that’s not the enemy.

      The object of war is to destroy the enemy in all its manifestations. Anything short of that is weakness. Weakness will be exploited and is the single greatest precursor to defeat.

      Equivocation is the first step along the road to capitulation.

      Posted by Grimmy on 2006 09 22 at 07:49 AM • permalink

 

    1. Mikhail Suslov and Lin Biao must be spinning in their graves.  Neither lived long enough to see ostensibly Western institutions airbrush history and seize for themselves the mantle of ‘correct thinking.’

      This whole ratbag circus of unelected NGO hustlers, ‘activist’ con men, grievance industry charlatans, corrupt UN/EU bureaucrats and newsroom propagandists is hopelessly compromised.

      While the IRC unilaterally declares itself in possession of ‘moral high ground,’ us little people get branded bigots for complaining about Islamofacist violence and bullying, or bloodthirsty murderers for defending our homes against intruders.

      They write the rules.  They decide what is moral.  They decide who is not.

      Without this war, we’d have sleepwalked until the day much of the world had been delivered over to the authority of these totalitarians.  It may yet still happen.

      Posted by cosmo on 2006 09 22 at 09:29 AM • permalink

 

    1. Jiminy cricket, there is a lovely analysis from the US of the Sarah Smiles piece in the Age ‘proving’ the ambulance story
      tough love

      Posted by percypup on 2006 09 22 at 09:29 AM • permalink

 

    1. To my Jewish friends, happy and healthy Rosh Hashanah. May you be provided a good and sweet year.

      Posted by El Cid on 2006 09 22 at 09:50 AM • permalink

 

    1. Unbelievable.  The IRC believes it can hold the “high moral ground” if it removes all evidence of what was most likely a hoax from its website and doesn’t talk about it anymore.  I guess this is the NGO equivalent of hiding from monsters by pulling your sheet over your head.

      Posted by RebeccaH on 2006 09 22 at 10:46 AM • permalink

 

    1. Does “high ground” include “castles in the air”?

      Posted by paco on 2006 09 22 at 10:55 AM • permalink

 

    1. Well, now, isn’t this a surprise?

      Via the always excellent Confederate Yankee.

      Posted by paco on 2006 09 22 at 12:27 PM • permalink

 

    1. The ICRC made the allegation against Israel.  They supported it with the photo.  They subsequently removed the photo from its web site.

      Accordingly, they should remove (i.e., withdraw) the allegation.  Since they have not done so, they are actually in a lower position on the moral high ground than before.  It’s a topographical issue.

      Posted by wronwright on 2006 09 22 at 12:41 PM • permalink

 

    1. ICRC is a logistical and propaganda support outfit for whatever enemy is opposing the west in general or the US specifically.

      It is only coincidental that they do any actual “aid” stuff along the way.

      They have made themselves the enemy and the day is not far off when their employees will be considered viable targets in the “choice” catagory.

      Posted by Grimmy on 2006 09 22 at 01:18 PM • permalink

 

    1. #8 & #15—Remember That Was the Week That Was? Oh, what they coulda/woulda done with a week like this one. As far as I’m concerned, the only one currently occuping the moral high ground is Pope Benedict.

      Condolences to the miner’s family, ‘mole. Tradgedies like this are very hard also on the would-be rescuers—keep the faith.

      Posted by Kyda Sylvester on 2006 09 22 at 01:22 PM • permalink

 

    1. I guess this is the NGO equivalent of hiding from monsters by pulling your sheet over your head.

      It’s a scientifically proven fact that monsters cannot see you through 100% cotton percale sheets.

      Posted by nobody important on 2006 09 22 at 05:03 PM • permalink

 

    1. The Red Cross in the United States is also well known for making massive appeals after major disasters, and then putting that money into their general fund. They do a lot of good out of that general fund, but also pay their top people very nice salaries.

      As for Khomeini on the subject of sex with livestock, his rulings on that matter are the only things that were interesting enough to remember out of the entire little green book of quotations from him.

      Posted by triticale on 2006 09 22 at 06:27 PM • permalink

 

    1. #71, good to know, Nobody.  The things I learn on this blog.

      Posted by RebeccaH on 2006 09 22 at 07:28 PM • permalink

 

    1. #67 paco’s link

      If I was Reuters, I wouldn’t be giving Israel any excuses to bomb me.

      Posted by Dminor on 2006 09 22 at 07:49 PM • permalink

 

    1. Ah’m gonna destroy the ev’dence t’keep the mo’al hah ground…

      Bill Clinton for President of the International Red Cross!

      Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 09 22 at 07:59 PM • permalink

 

    1. Sorry to depart from goat love, but this is great reading.

      Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2006 09 22 at 10:08 PM • permalink

 

    1. Thanks for that story Infidel Tiger.
      Nice to see some positives for a change.

      Posted by Pedro the Ignorant on 2006 09 22 at 10:57 PM • permalink

 

    1. # 76.  No surprises there. When I was a spotty chocko back in 1991, most of my regiment wanted to go to Iraq (or Kuwait I suppose) and kick the tar out of Saddam.  I was most annoyed that the Fat Bastard of Defence, one Kim Beasley, sent a frigate instead of us.  If you are silly enough to volunteer for the infrantry, then you are also mad enough to want to run around poking people in the guts with a bayonet at the first available opportunity.

      As an aside, Beasley looks utterly ridiculous in cammos.  He pottered around one day when we were out on an exercise and I hadn’t seen something so out of place since that photo of Dukakis in a tank.  Pity we didn’t have digital cameras back then.

      [There were formatting mistakes in this comment that were screwing up the page. I removed them. Please stay away from the formatting buttons if you don’t know how to use them. The Management.]
      Posted by mr creosote on 2006 09 22 at 11:26 PM • permalink

 

    1. Dear Management

      Those that are picky about formatting will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.

      Posted by mr creosote on 2006 09 22 at 11:49 PM • permalink

 

    1. Infidel Tiger – you are absolutely correct – that IS GREAT reading!

      I envy all the young women who get to be around those sleek military men…*sigh*…had no such thing around when I was single.

      Anyone have a time machine???  Please…?!

      Posted by Sharon_Ferguson on 2006 09 23 at 12:05 AM • permalink

 

    1. Thanks for that, Tiger. A ripping read.

      Totally unlike most of the crap I read in the Dailys. Most of the time they really get my goat…ummm, metaphorically, of course.

      Posted by MentalFloss on 2006 09 23 at 12:45 AM • permalink

 

    1. The difference between goats and asshats is, you don’t expect goats to be smart enough to do anything thatstupid.

      Posted by mythusmage on 2006 09 23 at 02:27 AM • permalink

 

    1. Can the tallest heap in an overflowing sewer really be considered “the high ground”?

      Posted by Grimmy on 2006 09 23 at 03:49 AM • permalink

 

    1. With that sort of sense of what constitutes the moral high ground, I expect to find the IRC endorsing those who took over the Church of the Nativity and wiped their maggoty bums on pages from the Bible.

      Posted by blogstrop on 2006 09 23 at 05:02 AM • permalink

 

    1. Geez, Grimmy, you have to stop posting these half-hearted objections and pluck up the courage to say what you mean.

      😉

      Posted by Dminor on 2006 09 23 at 07:06 AM • permalink

 

    1. #80 S Ferguson,

      I hear wronwright has one, but you better check the terms and conditions before accepting a ride, and be prepared for the possibility you’ll materialise on Skaro.

      Posted by Dminor on 2006 09 23 at 07:12 AM • permalink

 

    1. Dminor, wasn’t Davros from Skaro?

      Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2006 09 23 at 07:32 AM • permalink

 

    1. Does “high ground” include “castles in the air”? 
      Yes, paco, and we now know that THAT was where those ‘large rockets’, ‘small arms’, or was it secret, instantly disappearing ordnance of the nefarious Israelis was fired from, so accurately but so undamagingly right through a ventilation hole….
      No, I recall it now, the firing came from large flying pigs…

      Posted by Barrie on 2006 09 23 at 08:02 AM • permalink

 

    1. #85, Dminor:
      Nope! Na Na NaNa Na! You Can’t Make Me!

      Posted by Grimmy on 2006 09 23 at 08:08 AM • permalink

 

    1. #86 Sorry S Ferguson.  The TARDIS has been entrusted to me to keep clean, waxed, and vacuumed. It’s available only for OFFICIAL BUSINESS.  (looks in the direction of RebeccaH, kae, and nilknarf, recalling their shopping trips to the bazaars of Babylon)

      Same goes for:

      * orbital space station
      * photon laser cannon on said space station
      * weather machine with missing operator manual
      * Alpha moon base
      * fleet of black helicopters, mostly comprised of Cobras and Apaches
      * fleet of specially armored Humvees, all painted in pleasant vibrant colors, especially red and yellow.

      We do have a spare Scion you can use.  If that would help.

      Posted by wronwright on 2006 09 23 at 11:19 AM • permalink

 

    1. WW:
      If that’s all that’s been locked away, then I call dibs on the Molecular Discombobulator!

      Also, I’d like to reserve next Tuesday even from 6PM to 10PM on the Celestial Orbital Body Generator. We don’t have near enough moons ‘round here.

      Posted by Grimmy on 2006 09 23 at 02:05 PM • permalink

 

    1. OK, I’m gonna say this once, and let this be the end of it.  I took that shopping trip to Babylon at the Dark Lord’s behest in order to get those special candied dates he’s so fond of, and that’s all, and no jokes about what kind of dates I’m talking about either.

      And if I happened to pick up a few personal items on the way, well, Lord Rove likes to keep his minionettes happy.  A happy minionette is a productive minionette.

      Posted by RebeccaH on 2006 09 23 at 02:35 PM • permalink

 

    1. A happy minionette is a productive minionette.

      That a hint about a fresh batch of Lord Rovelets in the making?

      Posted by Grimmy on 2006 09 23 at 02:56 PM • permalink

 

    1. Talk about flogging a dead horse. How ‘bout some biting analysis of the hand wringing going on in Israel about what a botch up they made of their six times six day war?

      Posted by Miranda Divide on 2006 09 23 at 03:12 PM • permalink

 

    1. The first step for any truly effective Israeli response to the Hesbolls would be the total obliteration of western europe.

      Posted by Grimmy on 2006 09 23 at 03:40 PM • permalink

 

    1. As for Khomeini on the subject of sex with livestock, his rulings on that matter are the only things that were interesting enough to remember out of the entire little green book of quotations from him.

      I came across the Green Book in a library years ago, and skimmed through it out of curiosity. He has a whole chapter on the subject. I remember thinking, “Gee, he’s given this matter a lot of thought. In most cultures the subject hardly ever comes up.”

      Posted by ErnieG on 2006 09 23 at 03:54 PM • permalink

 

    1. wronwright… make it the Scion XB.  Don’t want him getting excited.

      Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 09 23 at 04:29 PM • permalink

 

    1. Heh….Miranda ought to know all about flogging!

      Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 09 23 at 06:23 PM • permalink

 

    1. #96 Ernie,
      And when it does come up in civilized cultures it does so as jokes about hicks in the boondocks, not serious comments by the highest legal authorities of the land.  To get a comparable case in the USA you’d have to have Justice of the Supreme Court Stephen Breyer writing about goat felching.

      Posted by Michael Lonie on 2006 09 23 at 08:06 PM • permalink

 

    1. If that’s all that’s been locked away, then I call dibs on the Molecular Discombobulator!

      Also, I’d like to reserve next Tuesday even from 6PM to 10PM on the Celestial Orbital Body Generator.

      (looks at what I had thought was a electric can opener and a clothes hamper, nods in understanding now, gets out Dyna label maker)

      Grimmy, you can’t use those unless you either elevate to the full member level, you’re at least a henchman 2nd class, or you were given orders to carry out a mission, like Rebecca laughingly claims.  Ha! I saw those bolts of ancient Chinese silks and Egyptian linens!

      Posted by wronwright on 2006 09 23 at 10:57 PM • permalink

 

    1. #100, ww:
      How about if I just steal an ID badge?

      Posted by Grimmy on 2006 09 24 at 05:16 AM • permalink

 

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