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Last updated on July 2nd, 2017 at 08:39 am

He’s finished his reading, and now comes the verdict:

Federal Environment Minister Peter Garrett has given his final approval for a $1 billion channel deepening project in Melbourne’s Port Phillip Bay.

The project to dredge the bay can start as early as tomorrow

Oh no! Tomorrow is dredging opponent Traceeee Hutchison’s thinking day!

UPDATE. “Ding”, “bong”, or “ping”?

Posted by Tim B. on 02/05/2008 at 02:33 AM
    1. “Oh no! Tomorrow is dredging opponent Traceeee Hutchison’s thinking day!”

      Too bad they only occur once per century.

      Posted by Dave Surls on 2008 02 05 at 02:41 AM • permalink

 

    1. And with better time management she’ll one day get around to achieving it.

      Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2008 02 05 at 02:46 AM • permalink

 

    1. Traceeeee thinks.  Isn’t that an oxymoron?  Do not confuse with a foxymoron.

      Posted by Cashew on 2008 02 05 at 02:50 AM • permalink

 

    1. dare I suggest the possibility, that Peter Garrett might not be a terrible environment minister?

      Posted by daddy dave on 2008 02 05 at 02:53 AM • permalink

 

    1. Oh no! Tomorrow is dredging opponent Traceeee Hutchison’s thinking day!

      What, the whole day? Just joking.  I think Traceeeee treats Wednesday like any other day of the week.

      Posted by Contrail on 2008 02 05 at 02:57 AM • permalink

 

    1. Maybe Trace will get an invite to Rudd’s Grand Council of Brainiac Super-Friends, as long as it’s held on a Wednesday.

      Posted by cuckoo on 2008 02 05 at 02:59 AM • permalink

 

    1. #4 dd
      So far so good

      Posted by Pickles on 2008 02 05 at 03:03 AM • permalink

 

    1. WTF?  Garret actually made a good decision?

      *POP*

      Arrrrgghhhh!  My head exploded!

      Posted by bondo on 2008 02 05 at 03:04 AM • permalink

 

    1. I think is good that Peter actually read the proposal (or at least that he said he did)  As much as we can all slam the idea of global warming being a human induced phenomenon, I still think we need to protect our environment.

      That is not to say that we should not progress and we should not build infrastructure but I think its important to ensure that these projects have as little environmental impact as possible.  The thing that annoys me is when environmental protection gets thrown out the window for the stake of big business and big money.

      Everyone has a responsibility to look after the world we live in what Traceee should be doing is investigating the scientific environmental issues associated with this project, seeking solutions to the problem and tabling them in the appropriate manner.

      This is politics, bitching and moaning about dolphins and kelp and the alge is not a solution.  If you want to make a difference work out how to incorporate the “deepening” and environmental protection.

      If all the greenies did that we would live in a world that can support big business, big money, necessary infrastructure and the natural environment that we all take for granted

      Posted by Killaette on 2008 02 05 at 03:16 AM • permalink

 

    1. If you hit Traceeee in the noggin, do you reckon it makes a “ding” or a “bong” sound?

      Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2008 02 05 at 03:24 AM • permalink

 

    1. I’m thinking “ping.”

      Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2008 02 05 at 03:25 AM • permalink

 

    1. Maybe some smoooooth dredging noises playing on her ipod could help Tracceeee concentrate each Wednesday.

      Posted by mehaul on 2008 02 05 at 03:42 AM • permalink

 

    1. OT.  Mr Tim Blair has been nominated by a lot of people on Bolts blog to be invited to the 1000 clever people love-in in Canberra with Krudd the dud.  What a legend.  Tim Blair for P.M.

      Posted by Cashew on 2008 02 05 at 03:45 AM • permalink

 

    1. #4 No.  No chance.  He will be a stinker.  Just give him time.

      Posted by Big Jim on 2008 02 05 at 03:48 AM • permalink

 

    1. #4 dd, could he really be much worse than the previous incumbent? The one who opposed windfarms for the sake of endangered parrots who’d never set foot (or wing, beak or claw) within miles of the place? I’ve already forgotten his name.

      Posted by squawkbox on 2008 02 05 at 04:10 AM • permalink

 

    1. #15 – That was actually a great decision. Played the greenies at their own stupid game and won.

      Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2008 02 05 at 04:20 AM • permalink

 

    1. #10
      ‘Dung …’

      Posted by egg_ on 2008 02 05 at 04:20 AM • permalink

 

    1. 15. squawkbox

      That would be this chap.
      The one who ran away and joined the circus sea sheepherds. If you can judge a man by the company he keeps….

      Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2008 02 05 at 04:42 AM • permalink

 

    1. Red Kezza is doing a Krudd on Brendan Nelson.

      Asking him questions, then interrupting Nelson rudely, to answer them himself.

      Posted by Pogria on 2008 02 05 at 04:42 AM • permalink

 

    1. Nelson has wasted the opportunity to ask Kezza whether HE would sign a contract without reading it beforehand.

      Posted by Pogria on 2008 02 05 at 04:49 AM • permalink

 

    1. Jeez, Pete’s really done it this time. Traceeee will never speak to him again.

      How do we organise that she never speak to us again, what do we need to do?

      Posted by kae on 2008 02 05 at 04:55 AM • permalink

 

    1. #19
      So we only got a half-Nelson, then?

      Posted by egg_ on 2008 02 05 at 04:57 AM • permalink

 

    1. #20 Pogs, to save me watching it on Qld time, can you just tell me who won. I would like to know how Brendan handles Kezza but I had vowed never to watch the 7:30 report while that red bastard is running it.

      Posted by Skeeter on 2008 02 05 at 04:59 AM • permalink

 

    1. #4
      I wonder if he was Tim’s secret benefactor from the yartz.

      Posted by lotocoti on 2008 02 05 at 05:01 AM • permalink

 

    1. #22 egg_,

      you’ve called it, mate.

      #23 Skeeter,

      Kezza was disgusting. He asked a question, then attacked before Nelson even had the chance to say Gidday, thanks for having me here.

      He didn’t let Nelson finish a single answer before he attacked him again. It seriously looked as if he were going to jump out of his chair and throttle Nelson.

      KEERIST!!!! What a rude man!

      Posted by Pogria on 2008 02 05 at 05:04 AM • permalink

 

    1. Oh Skeeter,

      I think Brendan Nelson won, simply by being what we expect from grown men. Polite.

      Posted by Pogria on 2008 02 05 at 05:05 AM • permalink

 

    1. Ding, bong or ping.

      I reckon it’s a bong.

      Empty vessel.
      Big, empty vessel.

      Posted by kae on 2008 02 05 at 05:07 AM • permalink

 

    1. Just read Egg’s.

      Perfect.

      Posted by kae on 2008 02 05 at 05:09 AM • permalink

 

    1. #15
      SquawkboxI dunno, I’d rather have the parrots than the stupid, fucking ugly, useless wind farm.

      Oh, did I say inefficient?

      Posted by kae on 2008 02 05 at 05:21 AM • permalink

 

    1. 7:30 report

      Posted by kae on 2008 02 05 at 05:25 AM • permalink

 

    1. “If you hit Traceeee in the noggin, do you reckon it makes a “ding” or a “bong” sound?”

      Why wonder?  Blow up a balloon, and hit it, then you’ll know.

      Posted by Dave Surls on 2008 02 05 at 05:32 AM • permalink

 

    1. #27 Kae,

      if it’s a bong, it’s not empty.

      It’s full of toilet water and decaying lawn clippings.

      Plus, a cone of foil and a piece of mum’s good garden hose!

      Boy, will mum be cranky when she finds out why the hose keeps gettin’ shorter.

      Can’t blame Rex anymore!!! 😉

      Posted by Pogria on 2008 02 05 at 05:48 AM • permalink

 

    1. Pogs, the bigger the bell, the deeper the sound. BONG!

      (although I liked the balloon one, too)

      Posted by kae on 2008 02 05 at 06:04 AM • permalink

 

    1. #33 Kae,

      The balloon simile was a hit here also!

      “the bigger the bell, the deeper the sound. BONG!”

      You’re insinuating that Traceeeeeeee has a BIG head!!!

      Posted by Pogria on 2008 02 05 at 06:13 AM • permalink

 

    1. Pogria, it is only rude to humans.  If a leftie is on, especially one with power, or the illusion thereof, the voice is muffled and all you can see is the soles of its shoes

      Posted by Rod C on 2008 02 05 at 06:45 AM • permalink

 

    1. #35 Rod C,

      I was taught, very early on, that civility was very important.

      I didn’t understand until I was out in the workforce myself (many years ago), exactly how important it is.

      Rod C, your reference to humans is accurate. My neighbours dogs keep harassing my horses and cattle.  I have tried remonstrating with said dogs politely. Explaining that bothering my livestock is not the done thing.

      It hasn’t worked. After all, they are only dogs.

      The sights on my rifle are set to “canine”.

      My softball bat is set to “dog owner”.

      I believe etiquette has been observed.

      Posted by Pogria on 2008 02 05 at 07:01 AM • permalink

 

    1. If you hit Traceeee in the noggin, the sound is most definitely “splat”.

      Although, come to think of it, splat isn’t strictly a sound… it’s more an art installation, in mixed media.

      Posted by splice on 2008 02 05 at 07:56 AM • permalink

 

    1. If you hit Traceee in the head you might feel so good you don’t hear anything.

      Posted by Penguin on 2008 02 05 at 08:37 AM • permalink

 

    1. #37

      If you hit Traceeee in the noggin, the sound is most definitely “splat”.

      Really? I didn’t know that they could pile shit that high.

      Posted by kae on 2008 02 05 at 08:40 AM • permalink

 

    1. Um, just in case everybody hasn’t figured it out already, they’re only dredging the bay so that Admiral Paco the CEO of Pacific Container Bulk Shipping* Ltd. can repaint the company’s fleet with the “full’ line higher up under the gunnels.

      *Known amongst Melbourne stevedores as PaCoBulShi##ing.

      Posted by splice on 2008 02 05 at 08:45 AM • permalink

 

    1. Before anybody says anything about my potty-mouthed complaints about global shipping magnates, I don’t even live in Melbourne. I live on the Central Coast and I demand that the Minister for Big Ships releases federal funding to dredge the entrance to Newcastle’s harbour as well.

      MareeS and her partner struggle to get across the bar as it is, let alone with a hella basket full of crabs’n’crawfish.

      Posted by splice on 2008 02 05 at 09:08 AM • permalink

 

    1. WTF?  Garret actually made a good decision?

      Nope.  Once the channel is finished, only square riggers will be allowed access…

      Posted by richard mcenroe on 2008 02 05 at 11:12 AM • permalink

 

    1. “Klunk”.

      A definite Klunker.

      Posted by mojo on 2008 02 05 at 12:03 PM • permalink

 

    1. If you hit Traceeee in the noggin, do you reckon it makes a “ding” or a “bong” sound?

      It depends on whether you hit her on her thinking day, or some other day.  On an ordinary day, it would probably be a dull “thunk”, like when you thump a watermelon to see if it’s ripe.  On her thinking day, the sound would probably be a “thwok”, like when you hit a hollow gourd with a wooden spoon.

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      Posted by RebeccaH on 2008 02 05 at 01:13 PM • permalink

 

    1. #19 and #25.

      American interviewers always interview themselves, while ABC interviewers generally do the same puffed out with “in terms of” , “yer know”, “I mean”.

      To hear first class interviewers try the BBC Worldwide Service – ABC radio relays it during the night.

      Posted by HRT1009 on 2008 02 05 at 04:16 PM • permalink

 

    1. Peter Garrett got absolutely OWNED by Andrew Bolt today, on Andrew’s blog.

      I eagerly anticipate staunch ALP defenders across the blogosphere today:
      “well… It just goes to show that the ALP wern’t the big green monster that HoWARd portrayed them to be, and they CAN be economically responsible”.

      Or some such nonsense like that.

      Posted by Admonkeystrator on 2008 02 05 at 06:47 PM • permalink

 

  1. I suspect that, whatever the sound is, there’ll be a hell of an echo from the vast, empty space inside.

    Posted by JimC on 2008 02 05 at 11:50 PM • permalink